>it's another Truman Burbank looks at pictures of himself on the computer in supposedly the best years of his life and can't get over how no one told him that he was wearing chud glasses, had a terrible haircut and awful choice in clothes and resorts to spending the day drinking episodewhy would the producers find it entertaining to encourage Truman to be a dork, didn't they know this would happen, it's not like they can write Truman back into university, this is a terrible season. He keeps going to coffee shops, HMVs and libraries but nothing ever happens.
>It's another "Truman masturbates while sticking a pen in his arse again" episode
>>216486026Is this dr Willson from House MD?
why doesnt truman just carpe diem the day and stop moping over the past and realize the treasure and opportunity of the Present?
>>216486179Karppa wasn't there.
>>216486026If it helps you, I had giga chad looks during my prime years and still managed to do nothing with it thanks to autismo.
>>216486026>it's another truman threatens to kill himself unless marlon comes over with a six-pack and listens to him lament about meryl leaving>the showrunners continue to look for ways to prevent truman from committing suicide while home alone
>>216486251that's both sides of the autism coin for you
>>216486026Carnivorous insects do the bidding of the dark prince and burrow deeply into my ass. I'm in a wheelchair.
>>216486026What are chud glasses?
>>216486179the university seasons were far the easiest way for the screenwriters to create good times for Truman, now something merely-good happening to him would break the kayfabe like Marlon bringing over a hot prospective girlfriend to his house, whenever Truman wants to make the good times happen, the cast just doesn't co-operate.
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>>216486179there's a window
>it's a truman cums hands free using a toilet plunger episode
>dock his pay at the fake job he earns no real money at>increase his fake mortgage so he can't leave>make him think he played a part in his fake Dad dying>give his fake mother a fake illness so he feels duty bound to care for her>the love of his life? make her schizophrenic, replace her with an actress>guard your privacy to the point where public appearances are rare>pretend you did nothing and just let the cameras rollsend Truman's thread to page 10
the deleted scenes in this movie are some of the worst deleted scenes of all time, this film could have so easily been a crappy 'muh capitalism' film or a disposable 'TV' addiction commentary.
>It's a rare "Truman goes drinking with work colleagues" episode>it still ends with him going home in a taxi alone, with no real memory of how he split from his colleagues, leading him to panic about whether he did anything painfully embarrassingcan't the writers think of another way for these episodes to end? They don't happen often, there could be a bit of variety here. I never enjoy Truman's anxiety in the lead up to returning to work.
>>216486179Truman never learned how to make new friends in his formative years, so he has no idea how to act in social situations. So then every time he tries, he gets self-conscious, which leads to him screwing up and losing more confidence, and then yadda yada you get the ideait was a poor choice by the studio not to have anyone keep in touch with him. Feels like they wrote themselves into a corner where all the guy does is drink alone and wonder what it feels like to have someone to talk about their day with
>>216489424I overheard someone talk about those AI friends/bfs/gfs awhile ago, I genuinely don't know what I would talk to them about. At a certain point it just makes sense.
I have permanent dents on the side of my nose after wearing glasses for years
>Another night episode where Truman lays awake knowing that, although life is good, he is only one upheaval away from everything falling apart
>>216486026It's called free will, op.
>He keeps going to coffee shops, HMVs and libraries but nothing ever happens
>>216486179>carpe diem the daythat's a pleonasm,tryhard
>>216490436even if people with friends and partners do things alone, by the fact that they have friends/partners it means they also have the social skills and confidence to strike up new conversations with people they happen to meet. If you're a friendless loner, you likely have none of that, and the thought of randomly approaching another person to have an out of the blue chat will be completely alien to you, and that lack of experience will in turn make whatever words you managed to stumble out sound weird and off-putting
>>216489984I don't even know what to post on social media, so I don't have any. Which makes me seem like a freak judging by the looks I get when I've been asked
>>216486179>I'll do it tomorrow
>it's a Truman finally caves in and uploads his own pictures to AI generator sites to generate 5 second footage of an imaginary cute girl cuddling with him just to feel something episode
>>216490609Getting a fast food job when youre 16 and working it til youre 21 is how you develop social skills. I was fucked before that but the work experience forced me to grow and ultimately led to all my social milestones
>just as Truman was getting his act together his hair starts falling outThis show is becoming too dark for me, it's like the producers hate the MC.
>>216490436Therapists love to suggest walking and buying coffee because it is an easy way of sidestepping the truth, that anything worth anything is illegal.Without heaps and heaps of cash, you can't escape, and it feels on purpose. First it was banning any drugs that a loner could take to feel normal or mistake themselves. Now, they're even making the internet illegal because it provides people with an escape.
>>216486900When is Marlon going to invite Truman over to fuck his hot girlfriend while he (and the audience) watches from the corner of the room?
>>216486026My mom actually told me this multiple times. I told her I didn't care, and that if a women didn't find me attractive due to my sense of style then they never loved me to begin with.
>its a truman has finally realized that he has no power or influence, so worrying about the state of the world is fake and gay and he is just enjoying the little things in life right in front of him and is finally happy
>>216490983oh, that's where I went wrong!I did an apprenticeship and got straight to working basically exclusively with middle aged married guys in a non-customer facing roleERR, I MEAN THAT'S WHAT TRUMAN DID HAHA
>it's a "Truman goes on a long walk fantasizing about living with Dakota Warren and being poets together" episodeHe doesn't even write poetry though
>>216491645That's where you'll develop your "talking about woman in the most sexually degrading ways" skill, something far cooler to have than good social skills.
>it's another episode of Truman thinking of commit sudoku
>>216486179carpe diet?did he even like fish?
>>216491864but I never developed my "talking to women" skill, so I always feel insecure about doing that in case someone throws out a>when was the last time you did it, anon?
everytime i look at old photos I'm pissed I didn't try and talk to girls more I was handsome as fuck
>>216491930>when was the last time you did it, anon?You will rarely if ever hear that question. People will ask you about your last relationship though, here you just say "it's been a while h-haha" and that's it, 99% of the most people stop there as well.
>>216491930You just go "not this weekend, stupid whores amirite".
>Truman has photos of himself, taken by other people...That wasnt the show I watched. You are probably talking about the kiddified version of Truman where he only faces slight ennui
If Truman Show was real, would you have watched it?
>>216492371>he hasn't seen the many Truman takes a chud selfie episodes
>>216491628I always enjoy these episodes right before Truman starts wanting to do something with his life.
