I just marathoned 2001It's shit. It appeals only to wannabe intellectuals who were told it was good by film critics.>I know the pacing is bad and there's no plot, but did you know the juiceboxes are symbolic??!Chud maxxed fedora-core flick
id like it if there were some tits in it but nope nothing just some ambiguous crap for dude weedbros to get off to
>>216486912> marathonedzoomers are mentally ill because of tiktok
>>216486912Name one movie you rate highly
>>216487112kek that word is guaranteed millenioomer b8
>be me>try to watch 2001 when I was 18 years old>holy shit, this is boring as fuck>close the movie halfway through>try again a few months later>grind through it to the end without enjoying 1 second of it>this_is_the_most_boring_shit_ever.exe>movie's over>be thankful that it ended and swear not to do that again>be me at 34>2001 starts playing on TV on a random channel>meh, fuck this movie. It's boring as fuck. >decide to watch for a while just to remind myself how boring it is>mfw it's actually kino as fuck>mfw when I watch till the end without getting bored for 1 second>mfw I actually got sad after it ended cause I wanted more and it felt too short. Someone explain this phenomenon.
>>216486912YES, yes, that's exactly what I've been saying ever since I watched this worthless piece of shit for the first time, fuck Kubrick that subhuman untalented useless limp ducked fat short bald ugly sissy Homo queer niggerfaggot, this shitty movie is "style" over substance, and the "style" is only liked by actual BVLL prepping cuckold redditor bnwo loving blacked redditors with spade tattoos who suckle on massive BIBISIs and felch the BVLLS POZZED loads out of their wives snatches, it's just monkeyfags, shots of space and spaceships, some subhumans walking and running around a retro futuristic set, a faggot scene with that sissy robot, a FUCKING 46 MINUTE LONG PSYCHEDELIC VISUAL MONTAGE, an old jigaboo coon laying on bed and then a sissy obelisk in space, great fucking job you kike faggot what a fantastic movie ooooo la la im so deep and such a smart intellectual I am le misunderstood genius OH MY GAAAWD XISTER TWIN I'M BEING LE OPPRESSED BY LE LATE STAGE CAPITALISM #FEELTHEBERN I LOVE REDDIT AND MARX, fucking retarded sophisto wannabe queer sissy niggers, anyone who has any positive feelings towards this irredeemable steaming pile of shit deserves to get flayed living alongside everyone he has ever known and loved, impaled on a stick and set ablaze with napalm, then sent to hell and tortured non stop for all of eternity, fuck the porch monkeys on this board for memeing me into watching this crap. fuck. You. If you like this. The same goes for the following moviesDriveOnly God forgivesMean girlsMaster and commanderNow you see meBaby driverCedar rapidsBlade runner 2049Leaving Las VegasAdaptationБpaтAnything by Wes AndersonTitanicAnd many more subhuman films that u can't remember right now>SAAAAAR NOOO YOU LIKE LE CAPESHI... ACKKKKKKShut the fuck up niggers, I have never watched a single cape shit and therefore I didn't include them in my list if films I got memed into watching, unlike you niggers I only like based movies.
>>216487112Newfag
Filtered af. I don't even watch 25 hours of film a year and even I understood perfectly what this movie is about. Maybe you're just a moron
>>216487418Name one movie you rate highly.
>>216487116Here's more than one, watch some good shit instead of Kubrick faggotryAmerican psychoLord of warWardogsWolf of wallstreetFightclubNightcrawlerApocalypse nowNo country for old menGoodfellasUncut gemsViceFaceoffAnything by John wooThe dark cityScarfaceGodfatherHuman centipede 2,3,1 in that orderSadnessLA confidential Oceans 11,13,12The prestigeReservoir dogsPapillonIn brugePrimal fearRomeo+julietSnatchLock, stock and two smoking barrelsCrank 1,2HeatHangover1, 2The death of Stalin21 & 22 jumpstreetTerrifierSaw
>>216487548You're trolling right?
>>216487548Here, my list >>216487548The first 10 are my top 10,the others are in no particular order, and there are more I didn't add
>>216487565Any film in my list buck breaks anything cuckrick has ever made, full metal jackets second half sucked>HUURFRRDRF DURUFHFRDRF SAAAAR FILTEREDShut the fuck up, the second part of clock work orange ducked too, and the shining was faggy, fuck Kubrick
>>216487569Meant for>>216487473
>>216487588Alright. I think Nightcrawler, No Country, Apocalypse Now, Dark City, Ocean's 11, the Crank movies, Heat, and Death of Stalin are good to pretty good movies. The rest of the movies listed are fine to somewhat entertaining. All of them are just different versions of popular movies. I was hoping for something better but expecting basically what you gave. You can seethe about Kubrick all you want, I don't like him enough to get bitchy about it, but you bark more than you bite. And before you say so, no, it's not because you're missing a bunch of Criterioncore shit.
>when Stanley catches you wandering behind set outside of your cage to scavenge for catering scraps and motions for a PA to get the firehose ready
>>216487468I'm literally in Mensa and feel 2001 is objectively badBeautiful movie yes, but the symbology of the movie isnt cleverly interwoven into anything It's a series of badly paced scenes that go "DO YOU GET IT?" and then a new scene begins
>>216487291>Someone explain this phenomenonMaturity. As you get older your tastes and discernment improve.
I tried to watch this movie while sober because i love movies. Instantly bored... smoke a doob... nope still shit... I like to get drunk and enjoy movies after I've already seen them... even then it didn't appeal to any intellectual being within me.
>>216487733I don't give a single solitary flying fuck about your IQ. It's absolutely meaningless and you just proved it with your inane "muh IQ" statement. You should stick with Monkeybone or Home Alone, faggot
>>216486912this movie is more impressive when you realise it was made before the moon landings and personal computers
I understand that it's technically great film making for its time and as a cinematic experience in 1968 it would have blown a lot of people away. But yeah, the story isn't well executed and it's probably my least favourite Kubrick.
>>216487291>.exethere it is.you grew out of it.it's now time to capitalize.
>>216488070NoooooSome professional film critic said it's the best ever, so it is!
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>>216487548>cheers
>>216487291Not sure because I watched it at like age 10 and loved it. I appreciate it now more ofc
>>216486912Awww little anon didn't get it
>Alright. I think Nightcrawler, No Country, Apocalypse Now, Dark City, Ocean's 11, the Crank movies, Heat, and Death of Stalin are good to pretty good movies. The rest of the movies listed are fine to somewhat entertaining. All of them are just different versions of popular movies. I was hoping for something better but expecting basically what you gave. You can seethe about Kubrick all you want, I don't like him enough to get bitchy about it, but you bark more than you bite. And before you say so, no, it's not because you're missing a bunch of Criterioncore shit.>>cheers
>>216487291Your expectations were at rock bottom since you already knew it sucks as a movie. You could thus enjoy it for the cinematography and vision, which it does at least have.That said, as a movie: it's still shit. It's a 20 minute short story dragged out to 3h.
>>216486912at a certain point everyone learns to appreciate movies for reasons other than plot. you'll get there one day
