Boy I can't wait for this company to control Superman, Bugs Bunny and Harry Potter!
>capeslop>cloakslopGrow up.
>>216487511theyre not, paramount is going to have the winning bid
>>216487511ngl, them controlling Harry Potter and making Hermione trans would be hilarious. JK Rowling's reaction would be kino.
>>216487563>Your choices for the Warner and HBO back catalogue and rights is to be in the hands of a wokeslop company that makes absolute trash and despises white men or an Israel-friendly multinational that is going on a media purchasing spree in an effort to stifle and control the shifting narrative
stop paying for slop
You already made a thread about this. It was good for a quick laugh, not worth spamming the board with as functional outrage bait
>>216487726No one's stopping you from buying Warner
>>216487511but /tv/eddit told me that a) woke is le dead and b) corporations are not ideological in nature, they are driven purely by profitsso why are they still doing this?
>>216487511>Oh no, they're gonna ruin muh corporate slop!!!! Not Bugs Bunny or sooperman!! Why can't millennials grow up?
Trump killed woke so this is not woke. Simple as that.
>>216487772Even if millions of private citizens mustered enough capital to gazump Skydance's $108 billion offer the purchase attempt would be quashed by the government.
>>216487511"I'm trans, but I want to work in the coal mines. My lifelong dream is to be underground as a real woman.""Well, there's a 41% chance you'll make it there on your own.
>>216487511>Superman, Bugs Bunny and Harry Potter!I don't give a shit about any of that slop so I hope they make it even worse for the lulz
>>216488769You're a seething troon though
>>216488793In your fantasies
I do not see the problem, HBO is even more woke than netflix anyway.It was over long ago.
>I wish I was 200 feet underground where it's a gorillion degrees and death lurks in every dark corner! Also I'm a woman now!Nowhere in the history of man has anyone ever "dreamed" of working in the mines.
>>216487511>Superman, Bugs Bunny and Harry Potter!the pinnacle of western civilization is in danger
>>216488968
>>216488968i'm no man
>>216488968There once was a thread about a guy planning to escape society by building underground colonies. People would ride bikes to power lights for crop growth.
>>216487511Looks like the description was changed because it used to be so ham fisted it outright said "conservative town"... Seems like tried to minimize. Lol, fuck Netflix.
>>216487511>superstitionLike the belief there's more than two genders?
>>216489167how come these people always move to the most racist, sexist, transphobic town to be themselves? >I'm a one legged Muslim Tranny, let me move to Redneck USA!!!!!
>>216489007Bugs Bunny did more to win the cold war than all the alcoholics at the cia. Show some respect.
>>216487511I thought Drumpf was stopping DEI?
>>216487511Having a bit of white privilege sounds good.
>>216487511>I am a woman!>also, I MUST do the least womanly job known to man!!Your dream is to get the black lung for minimum wage?
>>216488968The trannies yearn for the mines.
You know this is going to be a "Men of Honor" or "Remember the Titans" kind of "Straight Whitey is Evil" bullshit. "YOU CAN'T MINE COAL, YOU'RE JUST A... GIRL?""I AM A WOMAN!!""Easy, Cletus, she's beautiful and brave and can mine more than any 6 men down there.""I guess you're right, Billy Joe. In fact, I'm in love with her and we're going to get married."
>>216489523>Y'know what I just dun realized Jethro? That "queer" and "normal" is just a false consciousness implemented by the forces of capital to obfuscate our relation to the means of production.
The concept of anyone dreaming to be a coal miner is hilariously retarded. No doubt it's written by some cunt who's never worked a day in their life
>>216489218The left's favorite tactic for white genocide is to find small rural towns and communities and flood them with mudslimes until the mudslimes outnumber the white folks 3 to 1, gaining absolute control over the town
>>216487799We're still in the era of shows coming out that were planned and filmed when the libs thought that Kamala was going to win and usher in a thousand year libtard reich
>>216489352no she will complain to HR about the coal dust, Hr will make a stink to the bigwigs, the bigwigs will say "what the fuck do you want us to do?", the press will get involved, the issue will become a climate related problem and then the entire coal mine will be shut down while the woman is given a job in politics. Nuclear energy will not be used as a replacement, people will just have to learn to live with rolling brownouts.
>>216490431phew! good thing they avoided being fined for lack of diversity
>>216488968This is loosely based on a tranny coal miner in Patagonia. To answer the question of why for both accounts: he was autistic
>>216487757Its baaasedteens
>>216488968I yearn for the minors
>>216489218It's just a victim complex Like that time Levar Burton's daughter used her dad to get a job at a media company in Austin and then went on a rant on a podcast about how she was scared to leave "muh liberal haven" of Austin because the second she left the Texans would smell that she's bisexual and lynch her >>216490398On the other hand I have LITERALLY never seen this happen. Name 5. Usually you see a few browns move to a town and completely nuke it's vibe by being antisocial retards who take advantage of any sort of high trust system and abuse libtards who want to be polite
>>216490539Fuck meant Mines
>>216488968there's a type of tranny that's so autistic they want to become industrial machinery
>>216490564Got it in one >"Carla Antonella Rodríguez dreamed of becoming a miner before she dreamed of being a woman. She was born 33 years ago in Mina 3, a settlement next to the Río Turbio coal mine, a town of 11,000 inhabitants nestled between the Andes and the Patagonian plateau, in Argentina’s Patagonia. She was given the name Carlos Enrique at birth. Her father worked in the company’s washing plant, and when she was five or six years old — her earliest memory — she would walk to the hill and sit to watch him and other men board the trucks that slowly disappeared into the mine’s dark hole."
>>216490607>watch him and other men board the trucks that slowly disappeared into the mine’s dark hole."There's some nonsense psychiatric analysis to do here but I'm not smart enough to do it
>>216491019the mineshaft is a bunghole, you see. and the young man saw his own bunghole as that mineshaft. he wanted men to enter it. it's really not that complicated!
>>216490539>>216490553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ83r886Kyg
>>216490541>name 5
>>216490541Isn't Austin totaly liberal now? People hear Texas and still think it's nothing but horses and lynchtrucks
Jeet shills on some Israeli think-tank payroll are made to shill this shit so that the "based" opinion is to suck Paramount's dick even though Paramount+ itself hosts fucking RuPaul Drag Race spin-offs. Both companies have fag troon woke shit in them.The actually based opinion is to not let WB sell itself at all and let it fucking die, go woke go broke. But of course the Drumpf admin sucks cock of megacorporations and jews.
