>crowd fund IP rights to Desperate Housewives>Announce a reboot with all the original cast returning>bait and switch and make the cast barely appear some even die>introduce new jacked young aryan make character called Chad Thundercock>it's just about him fixing up his ford mustang, talking about the nepolionic wars and banging women with massive tits>when the women watching the show lash out just call them a toxic fanbase and say desperate housewives is for everyone>double down and make all the original characters suck off chad and go on about how amazing he is>go on interviews and say "I didn't really ever watch desperate housewives but I don't think it was ever actually about the housewives anyway">crash and burn the show so it never returns again
Imagine being like mid 40s and dreaming up this scenario and posting it on 4chan. Imagine that being your life and level of sentience
>Croudfund the IP rights to Desperate Housewives>It's just 24 50 minute episodes of me fucking their milf pussies Thoughts?
>>216489078Perhaps the metaphor went over your head.
>get the rights to make a quick cash-in early 00s sloppa tie-in game>actually create a brand new game engine and a level of depth that outstrips anything The Sims was doing at the time, for an audience who couldn't give less of a shitWhy?
>>216487952Is this meant to be star wars or what
>>216489496Desperate Housewives is basically Twin Peaks but with MILFs
>>216490228>why did mary alice kill herself?Top tier s1 soap opera mystery.
What is Desperate Housewives about and why do you people know about it? I was aware of it when it ran, but never watched because it was for women.
>>216490316>What is Desperate Housewives aboutTwin Peaks for women.
>>216487952Sounds p. funny and feminists would have a stroke.
>>216490316I didn't watch it either but I had older sisters
