I just want to be with my aunt editionprev >>216482946
first for rape Carol
>>216486771That thing is gonna shake Zosia awake
Why did they only plurb humans?
zosia is my queen
>>216489141They don't. They don't eat animals because they are all part of the Plurb Including wolves and coyotes
>>216489141they kinda plurbed at least one rat
>>216486771chekhovs massage gun was right there
I know the next episode is called The Gap and everything, but I fully expect Vince to pussy out and not show any jungle adventure kino.
Rhea feet edition
do you think the plurbs will reduce the world population until they can survive from cow milk and fallen apples?
>>216489086Anons down bad simping for this mid
>>216489086There's a rumor going around that the plurbs are all mutating and some of them may be not quite human anymore.
>>216489223Seems likely. But since they released pets and zoo animals I have a feeling that they're no longer properly maintaining dairy farms so expect those to go too
>>216489197I think it will be a cool jungle adventure full of narcos and indigenous people where everybody is super helpful
>>216489230No, that would be too interesting. It's gonna stay 100% about Carol making a fool of herself while fighting against a 7 billion people strong HR department.
>>216489270well they can't communicate telepathicallyso there would have to be some mutation going on to pick up radio signalsvery well could be on the right track
>>216489270Manoulos will turn Carol into a proper trad housewife
>>216489230you're getting zero traction on this meme you're trying to force
>>216489289>well they can't communicate telepathicallythey can though, they do it all the time. the plurb referred to itself as a "psychic glue".
>>216489321ah so magic>BRAVO VINCE
>>216489305The rumor is all over social media.
>>216489342psychic phenomena are very real, just because science hasn't explained it yet doesn't mean it's magic
>>216489397The explanation is that it's radio waves.
>>216489397>psychic phenomena are very realno its nottheres a million dollar prize for decades to prove the most basic psychic phenomena you lying faggot and its always been proved as a fraud time and time again
The plurbs are dark forest theory but instead of destroying potential rival civilizations' solar systems you turn them into suicidal pacifists. Similar result but less destructive
>>216489413which would be picked up by biological mutations
>>216489257Cows actually feel pain when they have too much milk so they have to maintain them to not harm them.
>>216489371social media is almost exclusively all horseshit, which is what you are
>>216489461when i was in high school there were identical twins in my year, one got hit by a car and died, at the exact same moment the other twin who was on the other side of town passed out.
>>216489461>science hasn't explained it yet>so it can't possibly existhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrasensory_Perception_(book)
>>216489505Do women?
>>216489461Back in school I used my great feats of mentalism to push a pen around "with my mind". The desk was at an angle and I'd blow it up the desk subtly and then let it come back down it was great.Well thanks for subscribing to my Youtube blog we've started a Kick channel and we're also on Bitchute and Rumble be sure to hit the bell and the like button and subscribe for more great content. Anyways ad revenue is down 80% so if you could go to Subscribestar we're trying to get 300 new members by the end of the year we've got some great content coming in 2026.Pluribussy
>>216489516>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_ChallengeFrauds, liars, conmen, and jeets.
>>216489513>here's this second hand story that completely proves the existence of psychic phenomenonhow stupid are you
>>216489520Probably but only when they're peak lactating or have some hormone imbalance. Milk cows were bred specifically to maximize milkies output.
>>216489520Yes.
>>216489541>ok but but but butPipe down, smoothbrain.
>>216489508yet people believe it, like psychic phenomenonI used to watch that nigger lady on tv and she was the best psychic, I forget her name, she was on all the commercials
>>216489572Fuck I meant dairy cows. Fuck my ESL chungus life
>>216489520Yes, didn't you hear your wife complain about how sore her breasts were all the time after your first child was born?
>>216489572young mothers who lose their baby or can't feed it for whatever reason have to be milked
>>216489583>calls someone a smooth brain when they can't prove somethingsit down faggot or go claim that million dollar prizegenerations or liars have tried
>>216489621Hot
>>216489601No but I heard your wife complain about it.
>>216489623>I can't explain it so it doesn't existretard moment
If i was one of the uninfected, I wouldn't bother trying to fuck plurb hotties. I'd try to rape the uninfected. This is the way of the white man. Only browns would fuck the plurbs.
>>216489655>links a book from 1934>says its proofdude seriously
>>216489672same, even Chinese grandma could get it
>>216489678>uh, that book is old, so it doesn't count?reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>216489491>mutationsWell, biologically engineered organs. The plurbs must grow some organs in their brains that allow them to receive radio signals and exchange information with other nearby drones.The aliens who sent the Plurb virus must be very advanced bio engineers. Especially given that it works with all kinds of RNA based lifeforms they haven't even seen before.
>>216489698I think you might be ill with miasmas, maybe you should drill a hole in your head?
miasma, miasma!
>>216489718go read "White Fragility" again, faggot
>>216489717>The aliens who sent the Plurb virus must be very advanced bio engineers.best comment in like a dozen plurb threads
>>216489744>White Fragilitywhat a dumb niggerno wonder you believe in psychics
>>216489780I know for a fact that psychic phenomena exist, the fact that you can't conceive of that speaks to your brown skin.
>>216489820
>>216489825ok retard
>>216489086Is that a squaw?
>>216489922close enough
>>216489820schizophrenics also know many things for a fact
>>216489901>i can see da future
>>216489717Plurbs are a mesh network
>>216489962>>216490020I see you, you're... not having sex tonight. Again.
Carol is based on Stephanie Meyer, Wycaro is a stand in for Twilight. Meyer authored a book called "The Host" which has the same basic plot as Pluribus
>>216490048i love you so much
where were you when Carol raped Zosia
>>216490065I do it for mi frens
>>216490033everyone thought they were operating off ad-hoc (no centralized transmission point, every plurb relaying information to another) but then mexican mike found that transmission signal
you're lying to yourself if you think you wouldn't do exactly what this guy's doing
>be Kloa'Kackl the alien teenager>create hivemind suicide virus as a joke in bio class>beam it towards planets with bio signatures as a prank>nobody will ever find it was you because it takes 600 years to get therebest prank ever
>>216490111ur a good man
>>216490048I bounce at a strip club so I have to be careful because those whores are always trying to sleep with me and they carry a lot of diseases.Willfully decline, unless there's a new girl. Fresh fish.
>>216490129I wouldn't. Sex with a plurb would be hollow and ultimately unsatisfying. Now, raping Carol? I would coom with the force of a thousand exploding suns. I would coom so hard it would reactivate her ovaries like Thor restarting the forge on Nidavellir.
This show is boring as fuck and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>216490184this is basically what stephen king's book "under the dome" winds up beingthe youth of advanced beings basically taking a magnifying glass to an anthill for their own amusement
>>216490282
>>216490129I'd only want one plurbgf to keep me company for a bit before I kill myself. Fuck living in the world of this show for any extended period of time. Sounds awful
>>216489257In one of the last two or three episodes they actually specifically mention that cows still need milked
>>216490116Couldn't he be receiving the collective chatter of the Plurbs in his city? A bit like a bus channel (every plurb can receive everything and has a small time window to send data themselves). Wouldn't require a centralized node.
>>216490428why is>I would just kmszoomers' first reaction to the slightest inconvenience of any kind?
>>216489520Yeah, that's why they have those milking suction things for when they can't feed a baby, but only if they've just given birth
so manuosos is colombian?then only reason he was in paraguay was to to stretch his trip to USA?BRAVOVINCE
>>216490282Not bored but regret not waiting until season end to binge it. It is glacial.
>>216490493>zoomerI'm 35. And bearing witness to the end of the human race isn't the "slightest inconvenience"
Next episode is going to be Paraguay's boring ass drive and a little jungle walking with occasional cuts to Carol doing absolutely nothing.
>>216490558American women are the most repugnant beings to have ever existed.
>>216490193So what are you doing here
What would you do if you were an uninfected?Hard mode: No rapeDante must die mode: No sex at allHeave or hell mode let's rock: Nothing involving feet or human toilets
>>216490596Okay and thats on me for watching, but it seems they made it very slow and forgot to add tension to make that suspenseful? So when they add tension like the tarp reveal, its immediately nixed. I didn't watch the other shows by Gilligan and don't get what the show is trying to be, satire, social commentary, dark comedy, horror? Is the showrunner even trying to say anything?
>>216490458Could be a bit like a bus or a hub.The send and receive time windows all sharing the same transmission medium could be why they are acting weird.Also if they are all on one collision domain, could account for why they seized up from emotion - too much data transmissions, collisions on medium, complete collapse.
>>216490662bot moment
I'm not watching this gay shit. Is the brown chick in OP's pic "woke" like the protagonist?
>>216490612not exactly a day job now is it?
>>216490666>Could be a bit like a busA pluribus?
>>216490634Live in a castle with modern amenities and ask the plurbs to larp as my staff and subjects and get into big LARP battles with another group of plurbs (foam weapons only of course).
>>216490683No, retarded for a different reason
>>216490711fuckyou got metop kek
>>216490697Normies that bounce and have random hookups use Instagram.com not this site
>>216490716gotcha
>>216490756you believe in psychics but not someone from /fit/ trolling you plubipussiesokay
these are way too powerful to masturbate with surely
>>216490854I think I need a femdom to use it withI've only used it for its intended purpose
>IIIIIIIIIII'M PLURBIN' OUT AND YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED>(I'm plurbin' out I'm plurbin')
>>216490634create half life 3, have them write a book on how they function, some other big projects, work out how to switch it all back. Live like a king off spoils since I had the greatest human force in all of history at my whim, go down in history as the least selfish man of all time who saved humanity
>plurbs, plurbs, I love them I need 'em>my tummy jumps with joy when I eat 'em>thin ones, tall ones, fat ones>they're so delectable specially the small ones>I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em>I just grab me a straw and I drink 'em
Wolves do no behave in that manner. If anything shitty Arizona would be overrun by pitbulls mauling the npcs within two days.
>>216490854vaginas can take a pounding, especially if you're a lesbian who's desensitized from decades of vibrator usage
merry plurbmas /tv/
>>216490897plurby rockers in the house tonight
>>216490584old man river
>>216490711Holy shit, you cracked the code
behold. their true form
>>216490956I've been saying this for weeks and people get so fucking mad at me.Chatgpt says there's 20k shitbulls in ABQ.Dogs form packs and become a very big problem and a threat when they are left to their own devices.
>>216491020hello i love them
>>216490854Carol's clit will never be the same
new mexico is a very strange statejust has a very weird vibe to it
>>216490634Rape, sex and feet.
>>216491023Depicting that would suggest that pitbulls are actually vicious creatures and now cute heckin doggos though so it would never have made it to air
>>216491053New Mexico is to Mexico what Canada is to the US.
>>216490854
>>216491023I think ChatGPT is full of it I used to live in that shithole. ABQ is about 50% hispanic and hispanics have about a 50% of having minimum of 1 shitbull. The population is around 1 million so there are probably closer to 250,000 shitbulls in the city and surrounding areas. Minimum.
>>216491053desert ratsthe heat changes people
>>216490634>or human toiletsthe germanophobia on /tv/ is unreal
>>216491125Fuck everything.
>>216491125Just fuck up my pelvis I guess
>>216491114sounds about right, chatgpt was being a little bitch and gave me a three page reason why it couldn't provide me an answerso I had to start calling it names to have it give me a numer
>>216491125it has 3 speeds but 21 functionsthat's like 7 functions per speed settingthe future is HERE
i heard There's a rumor going around that the plurbs are all mutating and some of them may be..... wellllll... not *quite* human anymore.
>>216491125
>>216491186i dub the love hammer function #13
>>216491186Yup.I heard that rumor too fren.
>>216491186I'm going to fuck your plurbussy and I'm not going to be nice about it
>>216491186SOMEONE NEEDS TO POST IT ON THE PLURBITTSITS SPREADINGREAL IT IS
>>216489516>its rooted in scientific fact!>shows carl jungLol anon. Jung and Freud may have founded psychology, but their primary teachings are no longer considered facr and are no longer being taught to psychologists.>>216491186I knew it. They're selectingly breeding themselves. Does this mean we'll finally see thicc naked bitches next to diabete?
>>216490205>making an enemy out of one of the only 12 people on the entire planet who can hurt you when police dont exist to stop her, and she can ask where you are and get a free plane ride and weapons anytime she wantsThe plurbs literally said theyd give her an atomic bomb if she insisted
>>216491217based
>>216491279She really should have insisted. They wouldn't dare exclude her from zoom meetings if she had a nuke.
>>216491278>Lol anon. Jung and Freud may have founded psychology, but their primary teachings are no longer considered facr and are no longer being taught to psychologists.yeah well they no longer consider phrenology a legitimate science either, so their opinions are invalid
Dead plurbsDead plurbsThey'll find meI know
>>216491279She's gonna be in absolutely no condition to order an atomic strike when she's chained up in my basement eating dog food from a bowl and getting hosed down with cold water before her twice-daily rape.
It puts the plurb on or else it gets the hose again
>>216491355would you plurb me? I'd plurb me
plurb!mmfmmfmmfmmfmmmfPLURB
what the fuck is up with my torrent? is zosia mutating?
>>216491306>phrenologyLol. Anon idk what to tell you. If you think a bigger means you have a bigger frontal lobe then keep believeing that.If you want the latest chud theory to justify being racist, the best one I heard so far is that societies selectively bred their own populations via culture over time. This eventually changed the traits of the population.>be japanese>be in culture that rewards agreeableness and being quite>have this culture for 3k years>people who didn't fit in (disagreeable, loud) didn't reproduce.>eventually most japanese will be born to fit the cultural expectations easier.But yeah the plurbs aren't evolving. They aren't selective as far as I know. They aren't breeding either.
>>216491469You grabbed a Dolby Vision [DV] versionA lot of media players can play them natively nowI use Potplayer
>>216491469You grabbed a Dildo Vision [DV] versionA lot of vaginas can play them natively nowI use Clungeplayer
Plurbplayer
She looks like a demon, I think she's mutant patient zero
>>216491552Uh oh I better suck the mutation out of her giant milkers
>>216491552If only diabete found her anons. She'd be so hot in that v cut dress.
me watching the last episode: what the fuck?? why isn't Diabaté fucking hot big dicked trannies? what the hell?
>>216491638the Pluribus cannot ethically expose people to HIV
>>216491685LOL
>>216491638I doubt the trans plurbs are still taking their hormones
>>216491725>Hey, Plurb? Can I get uhhh Suzi Sphere Hunter, a year's supply of estrogen, an industrial sized container of viagra and a PS2 with a full collection of games and two controllers
>tfw no plurb gf
the plurbs wouldn't let people be trans because it's self harm
>>216491853since they have the minds of every human inside them trannies are technically in female bodies so gender disphoria isn't a thing
>>216491883good point. if bruce jenner was part of the plurb would they introduce him as the individual known as bruce or the individual known as caitlyn though?
I hope Carol manages to unplurb everyone then Zosia falls in love with her and they live happily ever after
>>216492016I think we won't see anyone unplurbbed until season 2 and then it will just be 1 at a time. Zosia will probably be first though
>>216489171Maybe each species forms its.own plurb
What if you told a plurb to only access the memories of the individual you are playing as?I mean can you jailbreak the virus?
>>216492098Imagine being in a plurb with only black people.
>>216492098>>216492140That certainly explains why the plurbs we've seen have been peaceful
>>216491807based
>>216492140It would be better than being in a plurb with black people. At least you'd be black.If the wolves were in a plurb with people they would have left Carol.alone
Wait reddit is saying plucking apples don’t kill plants, but the Hive said it does. What is true and not? Why would the hive lie?
>>216492255ripping your hair out doesn't kill you so it's fine to just walk up to someone and pull their hair
>>216492255Maybe the hive didn't lie. Maybe Vince is retarded
Pluribussy
>>216492255Its not about killing, its about hurting. They can eat them when they fall naturally but plucking them prematurely hurts them very slightly
>>216492016>53 and 44problematic age gap
>>216492295Biologically plants create fruit to spread seeds.
>>216492347Also leaving fruit on a plant can attract more dangerous microbes that can harm the plant.
>>216492255Apples specifically grow so animals eat them and spread the seeds of the plant. You're doing them a favor by eating them.
>>216492314BASED
>>216492314Good post
>excited when new episode drops>somewhat entertained but disappointed that more didn't happen/runtime is padded by mundane shit>lurk in the redundant plurb general>excited when new episode dropsWhat is this experience called where you think a show isn't very good but still look forward to every new episode?
>>216492016Isn’t zosia Muslim? She wouldn’t understand carol and she would be disgusted by her lifestyle
>>216491114Also wolves would rather destroy pitbulls for territory than bothering humans or digging up dyke bones.
>>216492452what if Helens consciousness stays inside Zosia?
>>216492448Stockholm syndrome
>Anon, you seem agitated, can we interest you in acting out your favorite blacked.com fantasies in order to reduce your stress?>What, you are wondering how we know about that?>Your mother could access your computer, Anon. She said that password wasn't fooling anyone.
>>216492448Cockholm syndrome
>>216492452The actor is Polish and the character was in north Africa before the hive decided to send her to ABQ. For all we know she was there on a business trip or something>why was she wearing a flour sackFor uhhh the authentic Moroccan experience
"Behave only as the individual you are representing and only access that individual's memories until otherwise stated."What would be the effect to a member of the hivemind?
Sure, I'd ask for sex and a femdom harem once I got over the shame, but I would just film kino and also ask the plurb to not be a loser and properly set up a detective setup somewhere for me to larp in there. Still, I find it creepy how they are just letting people die. Wouldnt you as a hive mind want more numbers?
>>216489484interesting, it could also be a decisive first step to softening the ground for invasion of terraforming, when the true aliums arrive they will face no resistance and can take the planet as they please
>>216492524the plurbs picked her because she is like that character from her booka street rat turned swash bucklerits going to be hilarious when she is unplurb'd
>>216492448False investment. You may think it isn't good but hold out hope that MAJOR SHIT will go down in the NEXT episode for sure, there will be a HAPPENING that blows up /tv/. Fans of the Chainsaw Man manga (part 2) got strung along like this for 3+ years until they finally dropped it en masse
>>216489744With the chastity cage and dildo?
I miss Zosia
>>216492588>umm Zosia why are you rummaging through my liquor cabinet? Please put down the rum>Zosia do you not understand me anymore? Why are you looking at me like that? Put down the knife and let's talk this out>Zosia please untie me, these ropes are too tight and hurting my wrists>ZOSIA NO! PUT ME DOWN I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A BOAT I GET SEASICK AAAAAAAAAAAAA
So IMDB was just wrong when it said Zosia was in 8 episodes
>>216492641Plurbing
>>216492314I don't get it
Is this actually feasible? Can you infect an entire world population with a bunch of planes and chemtrails? Seems bullshit.
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>>216492792plurb is the word
>>216489223According to their own rules about hurting animals diary farming should be off the table. ofc Vince didn't wanna accidentally air some vegan propaganda so they claim diary farming doesn't hurt cows.>>216489505>>216490455Big diary propaganda. Cows ain't magical, they stop producing milk if they stop being milked. And they need to be pregnant to start producing milk in the first place. Furthermore, milk producing cows need 50+ pounds of food per day. Plurbs can't harvest corn silage which means cow feed will run out in less than a year. And no, grass from pastures ain't enough.
I wonder what would happen if Carol asked them to build like a five-stage hydrogen bomb
>>216492823I'm the plurb they/them
>>216492847cows need to be milked, if they don't they can get infections and die.but then again only pregnant cows lactate and dairy farmers artificially inseminate them so they are constantly pregnant.
>>216492847>grass from pastures ain't enough.Extremely globohomo pilled
>>216489086I have no idea how Vince baits me into watching this show. Nothing happens and yet I keep on watching.
>>216492783My dumbass didn't see the chemtrails the first time I watched the first episode and thought they were looking at that bright thing in the sky. I've lived all my life in the city and have never seen the night sky without light pollution
>>216492792BASED
>>216492898Varbo, Bince
>>216492898what happened?
it would have been cool if instead of heroin, carol asked for meth and they brought her blue stuff
The plurbs are so sweet, capable, protective, and caring. I would love and cherish them for what they are and eventually join.
>>216493117That's how they get ya
>>216492594There's a rumor going around that a segment will be shown detailing mutations on some of the plurbs.
>>216493062>this goofy coomer made a show where a kid gets dissolved in acid
Rewatching the first episode and seeing that the first thing the hive tries to do is to gather a corpse of Carol's gf so they could eat it.Come to think about it, 90% of the population ate another 10%. Grim.
Forgot the screenshot >>216493204
>>216493186Not this shit again. The same leakers who also claimed Carol would find ayy lmao bodies in the dog food factory, or that this whole affair was a US government experiment gone wrong
If Zosia is not in the next episode then what's even the point?
>>216493299The point? You can't handle the point!
>>216493150Jokes on them, I'm ready to be gotten. Might as well experience love and affection with the collective consciousness of humanity before blissfully starving to death in a state of enlightened. Best possible outcome for the species and myself.
Do you think that pluribus John Cena is still using steroids?
>>216492898>>216493062Before and after Rhea's feet
>>216493377he's natty
>>216493377No, but they are putting him on an extra strong dose of HDP so he can keep making propaganda advertisements.
>>216493299I wouldn't be surprised if not even Carol was in the next episode. Maybe a few minutes at most.
>>216493204I wonder why Zosia drove past multiple bodies in the Levant. Maybe she was rushing to the airport but it was kinda sus
>that many calories is enough for a John Cena sized person, but someone larger could require even more [show picture of fat people]Why the fuck would the hivemind keep people fat? John Cena is a 6'1 bodybuilder. 99% of people who require more calories than John Cena are just fat as shit and should be put on diets to save food. Hell, even bodybuilders are bigger than is practical, muscular people are useful for manual labor but they don't need to be John Cena level buff for that. Every single overweight person on earth should be dieting and losing weight right now
>>216493266well it makes sense because the aliens that sent the signal must be extremely advanced bio-engineers
this whole season could have easily been edited down to 3 episodes so far
>>216493479>smiling in all the other set photos>no smile with Mr. CoombaThe guy is committed to his role that's for sure
>>216493479She's in the next ep.
>>216492314Was worried something had happen to you anon I can sleep better now.
>>216493561>Carol is tired, and takes a napI know this is an edit but it might just happen
>>216493561>Manousos begins>begins>they're gonna drag it out over several episodes
this whole season could have been an email
>>216493511Yep, the prep of the hive mind should had been at least two if not three episodes, everything shown with Carol feels so far super fucking decompressed.
>>216493500But food is tasty and drinks have calories. You don't want me to drink toilet water do you friend?
>>216493444>hivemind keeps john cena as the only drone still working out just so he can keep the propaganda going
>>216493613Well of course, he's not going to drive for x days straight, he has to stop and sleep and we need to see it.
>>216493614*ribbit*
>getting the plurbs to roleplay casino royale>getting the plurbs to make celebrities hang out with youI like his imagination. I wonder what he'll come up with next
>NOOOOO PLEASE DON'T PLURB MY COCK PLEASE DON'T PLURB MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Premiere was 2 months ago
>>216493701that's not imagination, that's what a 5 year old would come up with, which is what vince is trying to convey. indians have the brains of 5 year olds
>no physical violence allowedSo can't let thick plurb women sit on my face until I gasp for air? What even is the point of this power fantasy.
>>216493701
>>216493753Cumbrain is from Africa
>>216493778Africa is basically India
You are telling me that a hive mind of 8 billion brains can't come up with a solution to their starvation. This is dumb.
>>216493299She will be. Carol goes crazy and asks the plurbs back. She specifically asks to see Zosia and then continues to treat her like shit like any other tsundere
>>216493856Why would they? It's like losing skin cells for them
Plurbs would have the strategic mind of everyone on the planet and thus would probably be unbeatable at chess. Or warhammer, because that's what I'd make plurbs send cute girls to my house to play.
Pssst don't tell anyone. I heard some shit about mutations.
>>216491469Got the same thing in one of my Gannibal episode
My whole life revolves around Pluribus.I watch the Plurb on Friday.I watch all my favorite react channels reacting to the Plurb.I read the Plurb reddit.I read the Plurb memes.I read the /plurb/.I get angry at Carol haters.I accuse Diabate of rape.I can't get anything done anymore. I just need more Plurb.
>>216493762They can, so long as there's explicit consent. But they default to their supportive goody nature so like in Koumba's roleplay they'd probably break character accidently now and then
I held off watching this, i avoided the general.Last night i marathoned the 6 episodes and now i feel a deep emptiness having to wait for the next one
>>216494178same here lollove the south american bro excited for him to become a major character
>>216494209His mom was a bitch
>>216490634Every tv network, youtube/twitch channel is restored exactly the way it was, except every female is constantly being groped/fucked/bukakked by japanese men who aren't acknowledged by anyone
>>216491186The women are growing penises that are way too big to get fully erect but they are
>>216490634Finish Kentaro Miura's Berserk manga series
Is John Cena going to be the villain ?
>>216489086She's cute, i feel bad for her
>>216490129the role playing is lame as fuck, as well as the cars and the lavish life, but i'd definatly have an infinite harem of young men to fuck, yes
>>216494842She is likely already plurbed by now
>>216491306Thank You Dr. Chud
>>216494842Carol could have saved her if she had been a better orator and had prepared some better arguments.
>>216492314>pluri...bussy?
>/plurb/ - Product Placement GeneralVince simply cannot help himself. On top of the hundreds of millions in Apple TV revenue and similar sources, we've also got to sit through very large ad segments. 10 minute Sprouts ad. Ads for Pepsi. DHL. Oatly. Theragun. FedEx. I bet Vince shoots scenes with blank spaces for product placement and has them placed in post depending on the highest bidder. I don't pay for watching more advertisements (time that is, I don't pay otherwise) and am not interested in watching a lesbian angrily shovel brands in my face.
>>216495175This. Vince got me to buy that chekhov's vibrator gun and it totally destroyed my asshole. Thanks Vince.
>>216489086the last 2 episodes saved this show i was about to check out but its finally getting somewhat interesting
>>216495218Huh?
>>216495338Fucking speed watchers, I swear
>>216491125Do women just look at random things and think "I want to put that in my pussy?"
>>216495367Oh that thing. I didn't know what it was.
>>216492314love it!
>>216490129Yes he's meant to represent all you unimaginitive midwit IF IT WAS ME coomers who would do exactly what he is doing.
>>216495385i would if i was a girl tbf
Could plurb men even get erect?Does the virus have that granular control over the human body for men with ED?Interdasting.
>carol uses the massage gun on Zosias pussy>it breaks the hive connection
>>216490634I want to see if the human centipede could actually work
>>216495498Yeah I guess I get it.
boring show
>>216490634See the aurora, go swimming with the whales, vacation in one of those Pacific island huts, go into orbit and take a look at our planet, have the plurbs clean up the pollution, replant forests, dismantle all weapons, switch the world to nuclear and wind power, and work towards helping species in the double and triple digits come back from the brink of extinction.
>>216495584you could seriously do that and miss nothing. the show repeats any important information anyway.
>>216495633Your gayness makes me want to puke
The worst part of this is that I love the concept. I think a lot of you do to. That Body Snatchers remake with Nicole Kidman struck a chord with me too, although that was just a few glimpses of background news celebrating peace being achieved in the Middle East, etc.It’s a TNG episode with a fun, enthralling opening, and then you just watch Data place walk slowly through the hall at “inventive” camera angles.
1)Animals not infected makes no sense. It's an alien signal beaming at potentially habitable planets for millions of years, it is not generically engineered for humans, so it should infect everything with a nervous system. Infecting dumb retarded humans but not smart dolphins and monkeys makes 0 sense.2)Carol is just dumb at this point. Why not offer to enter a symbiotic relationahip with the plurb?Such as: make the plurb automate mass farming woth robots + carol will always press the button once a day which makes the robots harvest plants/animals.This is a win-win.3)The plurb's ultimate intention is to build several space satellites the size of continents that beam the virus forward to other habitable planets. Why hasn't Carol already asked these fundamental questions?
>>216495633Me too except I spend a decade self-teaching myself about salted nuclear weapons and then detonate my well-placed caches all over the world FUCK PLURBS and FUCK YOUR SIGNAL
>>216495660You're a sub-saharan monkey that the nazis should have bred out of existence.
>>216495722>Carol is just dumb at this point. Why not offer to enter a symbiotic relationahip with the plurb?Because the Plurb already said it has a biological imperative to infect everyone and this overrules every other consideration. They are going to infect her no matter what.The hivemind is her mortal enemy and the other survivors (and you I guess) are too dumb to see it.
>>216495660Kek I'm a woman.
so what's the big wist that will make YOU watch season 2another alien race contact alien about the plurb
There is no scientific way they can explain the gestalt consciousness so I don’t know why they tried to go le hard science route in the beginning. It’s handwavy psychic bullshit not that they’ll ever focus on anything other than slow melodrama
>>216495806disgusting, please kys
>>216491306>the vax will kill everyone!>the vax will save everyone!>nothing actually happens
>>216495850plurb mutations, the ones who sent the signal are incredible bio-engineersthey mutate a bio electrical uhf radio in their head, simple done
>>216495844Carol and the rest are actually already infected but there basically carriers. It’s not when Carol freaks out at them that they glitch, it’s that they can feel her every thought constantly but it’s a one way road. Carol proceeds to kill the Jeet kid with a steam roller and his mom freaks out and a bunch of plurbs die. Then she proceeds to smush the other survivor’s spouses/family until most plurbs are dead.
>>216491492let him go around looking for dimples in nigger skulls
>>216491807>the plurb conscience misunderstands and spherehunter starts acting like an actual womanget fucked
>>216495800This implies that the plurb, despite made up of 7b minds, is not self conscious.You're saying that the plurb will let literal billions of units starve, to get to a single unit.This makes no sense. Humans have a biological imperative to breed, amd yet there are volcels everywhere. We have a bilological imperative to eat, and yet most people wouldn't resort to cannibaism on a lost boat at sea.You're not smart at all, definitely under 100 iq.
>>216495935Wow you should work on the next Prometheus movie you absolutely troglodyte. >RNA virus triggering new organ growth in under 60 seconds I’m gonna go take a shit anon and when I wipe my asshole I’m going to imagine it’s your pimply, ugly face
>>216495850>gestalt consciousnessThe simple answer is that the Plurb isn't a combination of everyone's consciousnesses. It's one single entity created from the alien virus/blueprint and it uses human bodies as drones/appendages.If it was a combination of all humans then it would behave way differently.
>>216495983You're rejecting the facts because you don't like their implications. Typical retard behavior.>implication: the plurb does not act in its own self-interestThe obvious answer is that the virus is an alien weapon and it is designed to cripple humanity, not help it reach a higher plane of existence. The hivemind is clearly not acting rationally. It is straight up self-destructing.
>>216495722animals do not have the cognitive power to solve the plurb virus riddle so they are auto filtered for the hive consciousness
>>216490634Well I'm not a degenerate so that isn't hard.
>>216495844somewhere on earth the plurb is COPULATING like cazy to increase the population drasticallyduno why tho, bravo vince
>>216495985>RNA virus triggering new organ growth in under 60 secondsNo where did I say it would take 60 seconds.They could be doing it in a wide assortment of manners we have not seen off screen.I am sure you are completely well versed in all alien bioengineering sciences and can explain it to me how its absolutely impossible for these plurbs undergo any sort of mutations.
>>216496005I imagine that an actual mild melt hivemind of all humans would immediatelly go>FUCK THOSE ALIEN SONS OF BITCHES, LETS MAKE SPACESHIPS AND FUCK THEIR SHIT UP ASAP
>>216493613He's going to cancel his trip (obviously he can't cross to North America because there's no road between the 2 continents).Also the trailer shows him and is car... in Spain. And there's only 2 episodes left.
>>216495722Why do you faggots all ask these "erm acktually" questions in this style?We know very little about the virus and how it works. You've created your own framework of how its "supposed" to work then found a gotcha to the thing you made up in the first place. Shut the fuck up, and watch the show. Faggot.
>>216489205Have they been shown so far?
>>216496096>the virus is an alien weapon and it is designed to cripple humanity>doesn't send a supervirus that wipes all humans off the planet in 2 weeks, something so trivial that humanity can engineer it even with today's techYou are very very stupid. Stop messaging me
>>216496213It turns humanity into a passive slave race that can't defend itself and even cleans up the planet after itself. You're definitely retarded anon. I'm not saying this to insult you. Maybe stop voicing your opinions so strongly. They are probably wrong most of the time.
>>216495633>dismantle all weaponsI'd be strapped to the gills. I'd have them bring me a minigun and put it in the back of my truck then rig it so I can fire it from some switch on the steering wheel. Rocket launchers, mortars, you name it.
>>216496213Not him but obviously the aliens want to use the most "humane" method and still make contact with mankind, but a version of mankind that's pacified and poses no danger.
>>216496201Just nu-scifi fans who would probably have an autism induced aneurysm at classic scifi where rule of cool was king and usual explanation for stuff was "idk it just works with some science macguffin"
>>216495175You sound dehydrated. How about some good clean water?
>>216496099This could make sense, but I'd expect the show to explain it, otherwise people will keep calling out their loopholes.Btw i guarantee you that the writers never even considered this line of thought to begin with.The problem with writing an entity representing the smartest people on earth is that your entity in reality will only be as smart as you, which is orders of magnitudes dumber than it should be canonically.
>>216490634i assume by no rape, you mean not raping the pluribus?my plan was to rape the uninfected
>>216496201>>216496317>heckin future tech is indistinguishable from magic or something, goy>now swallow this shit that breaks the laws of the universe that's definitely not dragon magic-tier children's fantasyDon't think i will, capeshit fans
I need the plurb to deliver me a coffee right meow
>>216496334Seems you just didn't watch the start of the series. They didn't beam a virus to Earth, they radioed a code that scientists figured out represents an RNA sequence which humans then engineered in a lab.
>>216495633>wind power>helping species
>>216496600>>216496600>>216496600new
>>216496295>cleans up the planetThe planet cleans itself up just fine after a few decades ot centuries, look at abandoned cities, look at underground cities of mesopotamia. >passive slave raceThat kills itself but with more steps and a potential for failure like Carol's world saving. Indeed, very smart. I am being sarcastic, i feel i need to specify this to the brainlets here. >>216496309>the most "humane" methodStarving 90% of the species is humane now>but a version of mankind that's pacifiedThe plurb is obviously not mankind or human anymore in amy way shape or form. It's a dumb death cult that pretends to be smart, because the show writers are also dumb and thus incapable of imagining what a true united consciousness would act like. >>216496457>They didn't beam a virus to EarthThey absolutely AIMED the message/encoded virus to Earth you absolute buffoon, they even state how the telescope needs to be the size of a continent aiming straight at Earth. You're the one who speedwatched the first episode and are scientifically illiterate
>>216496622You're unambiguously the dumbest person ITT
>>216496622How do you think dolphins are going to engineer a virus in a lab you utter moron?
>>216496186It is precisely there:
>>216496715Americans think Spain is in South America though
>>216496622>the telescopelmao look at this dumb fuck retard
>>216496164The first human and all subsequent infections were on screen retard and it was a minute at most. Put your phone down and you’ll realize how many plot holes there are. If you’re just a fellow shitposter trying to get MUTATION! to stick stop, it’s not funny and already stale. Not every meme can be shrink-ray tier.
>>216496884Human brains already have telepathic potential, it's probably very easy to enhance it for aliens.
>>216496424Yeah this shit is fucking gay. They even post a TNG pic. You know what Star Trek did? They explained how their shit worked, but they’re either a fag, and tranny fag, or a thirdie so of course they just take the slop as is.
>>216496936Alright this is the spot where I realize you’re trolling. Sleep well knowing you spin me up for half an hour anon
>>216496942How does it feel not being able to follow the most mainstream midwit show on television?
>>216496884What's your argument exactly? That it happened too fast?Why can't an engineered biological machine grow new organs in seconds?
>>216496942>They explained how their shit workedNo they didn't. It's famous for using nonsense technobabble instead of real explanations.
>>216496213retard
>>216489820You are circumcised.
>>216489820where is your foreskin, bro!
