>walking through the park>this guy stops you>"Hold up bro, my favorite director is Stanley Kubrick, who's yours?"How do you respond?
>>216490350>Adolf Hitler
>>216490350
I wouldn't say a word to him. It's 28 degrees outside, he's crazy as fuck.
>>216490350What kind of park are you going to?
>>216490350Richard Kelly
David Lynch, without doubts
>tfw don't work out but have a perfectly full head of hair I don't need to comb overI won
>wearing women's shorts to show off the faggy overdeveloped legsthe whole skipping leg day meme really did a number on people
>>216490350>John Carpenter, bye.
>>216490429you getting mad over it is the opposite of what women like. That's how it works. Trying to impress your boys is GAY and trying to impress them is not. Try to figure that out so you can get laid.
>>216490451Yeah well, I'm not a fag and I don't want to see that shit. Manwhores should put some clothes on.
>>216490429If you're not staging corny photos like that for your dating profiles you're gonna get 99%ed.
>>216490490>your dating profiles
>>216490350I just keep walking. You don't want to entertain weirdos for too long.
>well shit, mine too, grab a beer?
>>216490350Karel Zeman
Most obscure Berlin wall era communist director I can find.
>>21649038828 degrees is perfect shirtless wheather, what are you smoking?
>>216490350By macing him
>>216490485It shouldnt bother you, unless youre turned on and dont want to be. This is like guys complaining about women bending over in the gym.
>>216490350nabuhiko obayashithen i run and dive straight into the pond
>>216490837think he means in kelvin
>>216491072Where the fuck is Kelvin? Sounds like some shithole.
>>216491109Kelvin and the Chipmen
>>216490350I don't have a single favorite. I guess by quantity Richard linklater.
>>216491072Kelvin is for NERDS.
>>216490350Ava, broStanley is for faggots who can't follow a story.
>>216490388>>216490429>>216490516>>216490853>>216491438*kicks your ass
>>216490383I do that
>>216490350>Micheal Bay
>>216490420>le heckin sóypranos reference You’re an NPC
>>216490350Rape him
>>216490350Makes sense, hassling random people is the type of shit the droogs would do
>>216490350zesty
>>216490383Yea hes wearing an ear bud, whats the problem here?
>>216490350Peele or Shyamalan. I really resonate with their film voices.
>>216490350whispers - FAGGOT
>>216490350Jordan Peele nigga. Now come bust my bussy I aint been buckbroke in a minute. Ooh massa you workin up a nice sweat.
>>216490350Billy Wilder
>>216490350I watch movies for actors not directors.
>>216490350Radley Metzger
ask him to do a lats spread and then suck him off
>>216490350where can i meet a boyfriend like this?
>>216491655OOOOOOOOOHHH
>>216490350I'm taller than you.
Chmielewski
>>216490350Dude, your hair is receding hard. Swirling your hair around like a fagot is not hiding that.
>>216490350some random 70s Turkish director whose name I can't recall rn who made based horror kino that I thoroughly enjoyed watching on ~2010-2015 era /x/ streams
>>216492698The problem is, if he attaches his ears on his back, he becomes an angel
I suck his dick.
>>216490350please leave me alone
>>216490350Thats cool bro.Movies are for faggots who enjoy sucking other mens cocks.And swallowing their hot loads.And playing with their balls with their tongue.What you doing later?Wanna watch the room?
>>216496796>gets closer to you and gets in your face>"Why? I just asked you a question? You scared? Huh? You're a little bitch."
>>216496897>Movies are for faggots/tv/
>>216490350Masc4masc culture is so weird like guys straight up start insulting other dudes to their face to say they want to go behind the bush together and have gay sex
>>216496940The joke was missed.
>>216491013So you just take shit from people because if you get mad that means you lose?
>>216490350Tim Burton. Have a good day mister.
Spike Lee.WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY>SLAVERY
>>216490350if someone approaches me unprompted in a public space I assume they're trying to scam me so I would leave swiftly
>>216490350Pull down those shorts and worship that chad cock haha
>>216490350fuck off faggot
>>216490350John Carpenter, I'd also tell him tribal tats are fucking gay
>>216490388would you listen, because that’s what no one did?
>>216497142That guy would 100% beat the shit out of you.
>>216497253i would shoot him in his faggot face
>>216497253No he wouldn't
>>216497263little pussy with your gay little gun also you're not getting it out before he gets you in a headlock
>>216490350John Waters*stares intently*
>>216490350You like Kubrick? Name 14 of his movies.
Linklater bro. You see Everybody Wants Some? it's fucking sick
>>216496908yes im scared
>>216490350>I don't have one man, nice to meet you though
>>216490350>How do you respond?"I'm walkin' here!"
for me, it's michael mann. you wanna watch some mannkino back at my place bro? no homo ofc
>>216490350>I'm not gay, please leave me alone.
>>216497545hell yeah dude, just two manly ass men watching some mannkino, maybe we can man off on each other a little bit
Bambi's dead mother. What a Deer-erector!
Depeb El
>>216497005I thought it was funny.
Johnthethan Maotandewthis
>>216497545we can eat some pie together
>>216491145>trailer trash couple walking to walmart.jpg
>>216497242As I walked away.
>>216490350>>216490383>manlet>bad ears Stack another L to the rack, /fit/.
>>216490350Hello, one of my most favouritest directors is John Carpenter. You may remember him from The Fog, and Assault on Precinct 13.
>>216497891Thank you bae
I'm more of a Stephen Chow man myself.
>>216490350That guy who runs dickdrainers
>>216490350captain stabbin
>>216490350Roderick Jaynes>>216490429His tattoos are faggier than the shorts desu. I wear compression shorts when I run or go to the gym which look gay as fuck yet women approach me and compliment them. Leglets are by default always tremendous vain faggots. T. Squat racked 500lbs yesterday
>>216500883>Leglets are by default always tremendous vain>vainfunny, that's what I think of people who overexercise. It isn't used for anything and would go away without extreme exercise. The bimbos of men. Freakish caricatures who have to show it off and be obscene about it in public in front of little girls and whatnot. Zoomer girls showed you can be hot being demure and wearing Obama mom jeans while the boys get the equivalent of fake tiddies.
>>216491655You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
>>216490350A shirtless man walks up to you and tries to start a conversation is a gay. I would ask him why are you gay. You are gay.
>>216490350Whoever did Billy Herrington's movies.
>>216490350I immediately shoot for a double leg, face centered so I'm sucking him off before he even hits the ground.
>bought some cola and popcorn>go back to the stadium>see thisWAT DO BROS?
>>216500883What does "squat racked" mean
>>216501585Wow that's really clever and interesting. Do you think maybe like 50 people have already said that so far?
>>216501713>hey brown suga who ordered some white chocolate?
>>216501983It's when he puts his feet up on the safety bars and takes 500lbs worth of dick.
>>216491225you can see that half of that silver is fake, which is why the photo became such a meme.
>>216490350norwood raped
>>216502159Pattison will go bald and finally unleash the monstrous freak that's been boiling inside of him this whole time. He'll play necromancers and homunculi and pedopholes and he'll be happy.
>>216490350Dude, look at his hair, he's trying to get you to fuck him.
I'd pull off those rags off him
>>216501379We get it, you're weak.
>>216501983
>>216490350Bro do you even Brakhage?
Martin Scorsese. Although I really enjoy Stanley Kubricks films and consider him a masterclass visionary too!
>>216490393the one the vice squad has to raid every Friday night
>>216502339Nope, I'm strong enough to heem your little boy gym muscles ass from walking the earth many years more than you.
>>216490350Why are straight men always hairless, women have such terrible taste I hate them so much
>>216490350>I'm aware of my handsomeness, but I'm not a homo. Sorry.
>>216490350Who is this juicy slut?
>>216491225how do you watch these?
>>216490350Kek I love these guys,the manlet who lives a life of permanent seetheNo amount of gyms,training,healthy eating will ever make them a chad
>>216501379Dude you have issues. Maybe you need to come out of the closet who the fuck looks at a shirtless men and thinks that. Maybe you are just jealous, stop being pathetic its never a good look.
only losers go to the gym
>>216490350>We're both scantily dressed men near some bushes. What do? Certainly not talk filme.
>>216490350Grope his pecs
>>216494041At your local fag bar
>>216490350Mine too? Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? What's up doc?! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
>>216490350By killing him for liking kubrick
Obviously you pee and poop and present your gifts to him. And then you whisper you think Alien is good
>Huehuehue>Hey guys... LE GAY>Huehuehue>Guys guys.... LE GAY! LE GAY!!>Huehuehue
>>216506384This but unironically
>>216490350you're inner eyebrows are up, you're a pussy
>>216490429I like strunk thighs on a man
>>216502014Why are you gay?
>>216506895Look another banger of an original comment from 4chan's most interesting poster
>>216490350Paul Verhoeven of course bro. Haven't you seen Starship Troopers?
I'm not fit but do you think I could get away with wearing hoochie daddy shorts like that?
>>216490350D.W Griffith
>>216507019You are gay.
