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CHRISTMAS MOVIES 12/09/25(Tue)15:40:55 No.216492835

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CHRISTMAS MOVIES Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:40:55 No.216492835 Archived

post only top tier Christmas films

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:43:05 No.216492880

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:43:05 No.216492880

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Absolute kino. Wish I could see this in a theatre at some point

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:47:48 No.216492987

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:47:48 No.216492987

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Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:48:39 No.216493002

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:48:39 No.216493002

>>216492835
Die Hard

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:49:09 No.216493012

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:49:09 No.216493012

I “kranked” it to that scene if ya know what I mean

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:50:12 No.216493037

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:50:12 No.216493037

>>216492835
IMAGINE

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:51:15 No.216493055

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:51:15 No.216493055

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Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:52:03 No.216493072

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:52:03 No.216493072

>>216493037
imagine what?

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:58:18 No.216493209

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:58:18 No.216493209

>>216493072
being tim allen on that scene

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)15:59:12 No.216493234

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)15:59:12 No.216493234

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Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)16:38:10 No.216493967

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)16:38:10 No.216493967

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Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)16:40:32 No.216494012

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)16:40:32 No.216494012

>>216493234
Thank God this was forgotten about.

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)17:24:00 No.216494928

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)17:24:00 No.216494928

>>216492835
Imagine being Tim Allen filming this scene

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)17:26:07 No.216494970

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)17:26:07 No.216494970

>>216492835
oh shid, oh fug…i’m gonna…i’m gona krank it

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THOSE CANS WOAH MOMMA IM FUCKING KRANKING

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)17:29:34 No.216495028

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)17:29:34 No.216495028

>>216492835
>Imagine being Tim Allen in this scene and not immediately going to suck and slobber on those sexy milf saggers all the while enjoying her modest chub
Quite the faggot I would be

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)17:47:48 No.216495391

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)17:47:48 No.216495391

>>216493012
Synthcool go and make a Willie the Wise-guy video.

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)17:54:13 No.216495529

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)17:54:13 No.216495529

>>216492835
Hey Mr Candyman

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)18:36:32 No.216496463

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)18:36:32 No.216496463

>>216493072
There's no Heaven...

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)19:35:45 No.216497703

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)19:35:45 No.216497703

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>mel gibson
>walton goggins
let me guess, you need more?

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)20:15:03 No.216498353

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)20:15:03 No.216498353

>>216493967
based

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)20:17:47 No.216498397

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)20:17:47 No.216498397

>>216492987
>IT HAS CHRISTMAS THEMES, OK? BRUCE WILLIS STEPS ON BROKEN GLASS. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BEARDY MCBEARDMAN BURGER WITH THE HOT SAUCE? THIS IS FUCKING WEAK SAUCE!

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)20:22:58 No.216498489

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)20:22:58 No.216498489

>>216493002
Reddit answer

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)20:24:40 No.216498519

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)20:24:40 No.216498519

>>216492987
Good Morning Sir

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)20:45:24 No.216498821

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)20:45:24 No.216498821

>>216493234
Is this the most jewy movie ever? aside from Schindlers List

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)20:49:03 No.216498895

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)20:49:03 No.216498895

>>216493234
>elves are supposed to be Jews
>make them look like goblins
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)21:17:53 No.216499445

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:17:53 No.216499445

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12/09/25(Tue)21:19:37 No.216499472

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:19:37 No.216499472

>>216498821
There's a woody allen movie that's so disgustingly jewy it comes across as a parody.
It's the one with that other demon jew larry david.

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)21:27:21 No.216499626

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:27:21 No.216499626

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>>216498397
>set on christmas eve
>set at a christmas party
>soundtrack comprised of christmas music
>contains abundance of christmas decorations
>contains abundance of christmas references and dialogue
>contains christmas costumes
>despite being an action movie, the overarching themes and character arcs center on family reunion and reconciliation - classic christmas themes

>but uhh umm it's not a christmas movie because... it just isn't okay!

braindead

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)21:28:57 No.216499654

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:28:57 No.216499654

>>216498397
Do you also think Jingle All the Way isn't a Christmas movie just because there's a lot of fighting?

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)21:30:37 No.216499691

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:30:37 No.216499691

>>216493055
Merry Zestmas, every buck!

Anonymous
12/09/25(Tue)21:55:43 No.216500108

Anonymous 12/09/25(Tue)21:55:43 No.216500108

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>>216493037