Kino is back on the menue
did he lose a bet and has to be with her for a month
>>216492855>analog 35mm filter Dropped
Cordially invited to zendaya, the robert pattinson drama?
This movie is gonna mindbreak /tv/....
>>216492855Let me guess: she's portrayed as an impulsive psycho in the relationship, but the twist is that he's even more of a psycho than her?
>>216492922>Let me guessreddit-ahh post
>>216492942You just told everyone that you browse reddit.
>>216492922sure sounds like it>A couple faces a crisis in the days leading up to their wedding when unexpected revelations derail what one of them thought they knew about the other.
>>216492855zendaya lookin like a baddie in this one bros...
>>216492982They are probably both serial killers and hiding this info from each other.
>>216492855I’ve been pretty on the fence about how hot Zendaya is but she looks fucking hot in this picture. Also in the tennis movie
why do 35 year old men all look like that?
>>216492855>>216492982I would say this sounds like boring Hallmark shit, but it's Borgli so it can have an actually entertaining twist...Dream Scenario was almost good, but he went too far with cancel culture metaphor, the specific situation in the film did not at all warrant for the portrayed reaction, he should have chosen another metaphor if he wanted to comment on cancel culture so blatantly. And the finale with the revelation of shared consciousness felt out of place.
>>216493124 this is 31 year old mel gibson. (1987)
>>216493436I'm 41 and he looks like he could be my dad
>>216492855And here we have Big Bob Pattison strolling up with some Movie Synergy and hard cuck. What a stud! look at Zendayas devilish expression. how many projects is it now that she's been rolling around with other men. How many romcoms has Tom done? is he allowed out of the house?Batman keeps eating Spider-Mans lunch.
>>216494587Like when you were a little boy?
>>216493436What the fuck. How. No way he got that much more sunlight than me.
>>216494710No like right now I'm smol :(
>>216492855Is there a bigger BWC connoisseur in Hollywood than Zendaya? Almost every role she's been in has been with white boys.
>>216492922>>216493054>it's ok when Natural Born Killers does it !!!!!!!!!
>>216492855all she plays is a whore for some white racist.
>>216492942Redditors all talk like you now zoomnigger
>zendayaim good
>save the date
>we need an actress to choke on BWC for this next scene>she showed up on set 2 hours ago sir
>>216492922>>216492982>>216493054The twist already leaked.She was gonna shoot up her school but didn't manage to do it. She thinks it's just a funny anecdote from her childhood, while he's freaked out she's so blasé about having plotted mass murder.
I kind of hate how Robert a Twilight Patterson will become one of the few "of our generation" iconic actors with long term future classic appeal.
>>216495537why? all actors made bad movies
>>216495537ehhh at least he's kino
>>216494944>>216495317i feel so bad for tom, she's really getting passed around. if she's with butler next basically all the major male stars will have been her love interest at some point
>>216496520>>216496746he was good in 2 movies (Good Time, The Lighthouse) and now everyone can't stop sucking his dick, even if every other role he's just as bad as he is in Twilight. He sucked as Batman for instance.
>>216496876He was miscast as Batman, but that whole movie was ass. Almost as bad as TDKR. The whole "detective" part was laughable, like a 10 year old wrote it. He is good in basically everything else. Mickey 17 was mediocre for example but his acting was good in it and he practically carried the whole flick.
>>216496876hmm yes but 2 > 0, he can't force movies to be good in the era of slopalso personally I quite enjoyed TENET
>>216492855Sorry, Rob. There's some slop I just can't stomach.
>>216496876I enjoyed Pattycakes in Tenet. There I said it.
Just once I'd like to see the woman be portrayed as the villain in a relationship drama.
>>216496814They both enjoy it
>>216492855I usually don't care for Zendaya, but she's pretty cute in that pic.
>>216496876>he was good in 2 movies (Good Time, The Lighthouse)He was by far the best part in Lost City of Z.
>>216497902She's the official spokesmodel for Adobe Photoshop.
>>216492855Based.
>>216495468When I heard that it was something super controversial I thought it was gonna be rape or racism
>>216495468>tfw no school shooter gf
>>216496876he was good in the rover
>>216492855Is age gap discourse dead again? I want to date a 25 year old without people thinking I'm a pedophile.
>>216495468That's dumb.
>>216498532>Is age gap discourse dead again? no, in fact its gotten worse the past few months
>>216498532>>216498604Go outside anon. No one outside of the internet gives a fuck about muh age gap. At worst people will gossip when you're not in the room, but people do what with everything.
It would be funny if he cucked Tom what’s his name
>>216498619>No one outside of the internetSo no one? Everyone on the planet is on the internet, especially zoomers and everyone under 25 who that oldfag wants to hook up with. That's also the demographic that actually matters in this case since everyone <30 these days are really sensitive about age-gap relationships.
>>216498680was it autism?
>>216492942People have been saying that long before the internet, fagwaste.
>>216498680>>216498680Everyone on the planet is on the internet =/= internet is real life. I'm terminally online on 4chan, but i don't run around making smug pepe faces and calling people cucks. Same goes for everyone else. Everyone see's this shit on the internet, but only actual retards are carrying it into their daily lives. I've never known people irl to care about age gaps beyond petty gossip.
>>216492922>>216492982>>216495468>meet some 19 year old whore at work>for whatever reason I'm drawn to her and just really like her>at first when I minded my own business noticed she chased me>the moment I went out of my way to want to be around her she started pushing me away>find out where she lives>randomly show up sometimes and she even invites me into her stairwell (she lives in a big ass apartment for rich refugees or some shit)>she mentioned before she would stalk her exes and even show up at their door at like midnight>really likes the show You and says Joe Goldberg is hot cause he is obsessive>as the year went on she pushed me more away>she started dating some other faggot at work>know the times she goes out and shops the mall so I go there to talk>she seems freaked out>reports me to HR I'm stalking her>get firedMeanwhile this stupid bitch is reposting shit on insta about being a misunderstood obsessive type gf, why the fuck did she freak out then if she's the same as me?
>>216498680>Everyone on the planet is on the internetYou're incredibly naive if you think Chad and Stacy are using the internet the same way some terminally online shut-in like yourself, /pol/tards, or trannies are doing. They'll see what's fed to them by a social media algorithm and think little of it. Next time you see an epin maymay that you're convinced everyone cares about, go out and talk to a stranger about it, notice their confusion and lack of interest.
>>216492855>Zendayakek fuck off not watching
>>216498784You sound insane. Seek help before you do something stupid.
>>216498784why did you think this thread was the place to dump your diary story?didn't read, fuck off to plebbit.
>>216492855The two worst things to happen to Hollywood
>>216498784>I confused fiction with realityShe's just playing into a trope she saw on television, she doesn't actually want that in real life.
>>216498733>>216498800You are both talking from the perspective of someone who doesn't know what TikTok is, how much of an influence it has on young women.
>>216492892I’m ashamed for laughing.
>>216498854>I confused fiction with realityWhy are dumb cunts like this?>I want a rich bf who is tall and jacked etc>end up with a fucking manchild looking fag for a bf who is jobless
>>216492855>heres how these rich attractive people are actually unhappy!I'm so tired of this shit. Unless they all die at the end I'm not watching it
>>216498938Are you autistic? You seem remarkably incapable of developing a theory of mind. As a man, you have an ideal woman in mind. You will most likely settle for less. Women do the same.
>>216498877idk what to tell you, i've never known normgroids to care about reddit age-gap morality anymore than they care about the latest soijack to drop. At most they saw it in their feed and then forgot about it 5 minutes later. The only time you're going to here normalfags get mad over age-gap is when they're already mad at you for something else and just need an excuse (i.e. some seething faggot trying to play white knight).
>>216498997I would never settle for an ugly fucking girl, she has to be cute. Yet outside I see some pretty good looking girls with the most out of shape skinny faggots out there
>>216495468>BWC saves a girl from being a school shooter>this is somehow bad
>>216499007all your friends are above 25 then.the new batch of zoomers freak out over an age gap of 5 years or more.
>>216499127>kids these days man!Said every generation ever.
>>216495468Incredibly fucking stupid. Probably true.
>>216499191It's a fact that age-gap is more tabboo, you can debate whether its a good thing or not.also millennials suck tbf
>age gaps don't give zoomettes the ick-ACK!
>>216499590>sub8 hit on her>she took offenseThis is standard behavior anon
>>216499590try being handsome and get back to me
reddit ass movies
>>216499733>>216499898the point is that age gaps are now seen as socially unacceptable
>>216492855>rpatts with bed head and glasses
>>216498532Bro I was telling this girl I know about how I met this 25 year old and it was going pretty well and I think I might like her..>"nah that's weird and creepy">huh why >"because there's a 10 year gap">so? She's 25 not 16>"it's still weird">wtf why though?>"because when you were 10 she was a literal infant. Do I need to say anything else?">yeah you do actually because that is fucking mental what are you talking about?>"trust me everyone will think that and think you're a creep"Genuinely blew my brains these people think like that. What in the fuck. Maybe if I knew the bitch when I was 10 but I met her 3 weeks ago ffs
Nobody can stop pattinson. Now he's fucking zoomerinas. Jesuschrist.
I created a letterbox list with all the A24 movies, my reviews, etc. In this day and age, A24 is the only company producing kinos.
>>216501528Just ignore it. People are always overly critical regarding situations they never imagine themselves in. Half the girls complaining about age gaps have either dated someone much older, wanted to, or will do so.
>>216501679he was fucking cute black zoomettes in good time
>>216492855>handsome>tall>good actor>made his money, chooses his roles>fucking Tom Holland's wifeHe's got it all
>>216492855Why do they keep pairing our boy Pattinson with these ugly mystery meat skanks?>Batman>Mickey 17
>>216501778>>fucking Tom Holland's beardftfy
>>216496876The King was good with him, though Chalamet fucking sucks and their roles should have been reversed
>>216492942ahh what?
>>216492892Kek
Anons, is Mikey 17 watchable? I like Pattinson.
>>216502558It's watchable but just barely, every time Ruffalo is on screen the cringe is unbearable.
>>216496876I think his opening and closing monologues are the gold standard basically the first 5 minutes are the best explanation of the usefulness of vigilante justice ever. >>216498532What actually happens if you have an age gap anyway? People stop being your friend? I can see people getting mad about 40 and 22 but if its 25 35 then tell people to fuck themselves. Everyone knows in this economy people only get rich enough to have children at 35+ just explain that.
>>216502914Oh, I didn't know Mark Ruffalo is in it. Yeah. I don't like that dude. Thanks, man.
I like Robert but I'm not into Zendayaslop so I'll pass on this one
Why is Zendaya complaining about whites all the time and then she's only fucking White Bois on tv?Chamellete and spiderboy, that tennis movie, Hunter in Euphoria, now Pattinson...
>>216492855Even in flashing to show off a wedding ring, she turns it into a "strike the pose" FASHUN shot. it's about her FACE FACTOR, less about their RELATIONSHIP. She just can't interpret a role without making it into a star's fashion reel. Fashion is only the most important thing to LGBT who see it as their life raft of "self expression".
>>216494801He did spend time in aussie (Gallipoli was a great flick)
>>216492855can not wait for americans to shit themselfes again because of the "massive age gap", ermagerd if he was 18 she would be 8 years old
>>216498784I fucking hate women, man
>>216492922you imagined what's in the movie and then you got mad about what you imagined. You're addicted to butthurt
