>Why!? Why would you put your life on the line for someone you just met? A stranger!>No... not a stranger anymore. A friend.
>because if I save her there's a chance she'll reward me with her vagina
>>216493598>Character A pushes Character B through door and shuts it ensuring B's safety>Character B tearfully watches Character A get killed through the door window
>>216493598>I destroy my enemies...>...by making them my friendsHoly... kino....
>>216493714star trek invented this
>>216493598>>216493714>tfw too much of a worthless pussy to ever do anything like this for the people you care about