>>216494848
Nobody does this.

>>216494848
I do this.

I really hope this movie isn't a documentary about my life. I've been experiencing a series of very odd, very fortunate events, that seem almost inexplicable. It's like, it's all a set up and someone is watching me.

>>216494848
>it's a Truman doesn't even get horny anymore and wanking is just daily routine before shower and he cums on his tummy then gets in the shower which rinses it off
Huh. Seems like a monotonous plot

>>216494896
>it's an episode where truman has extremely vivid sexual dreams, that seem almost real. He wants to wank, but he can't because he's fast asleep. All this while having sex regularly.
Who writes this shit?

>>216494896
>he cums on his tummy

you're supposed to aim for your mouth, faggot

>>216494848
Bro who tf goons on the toilet? You shit and then jerk off.

>standing over the toilet and aiming directly into the bowl when you goon
I thought I was the only one who did this? A habit I picked up as a kid because my mam would inspect my sheets.

>>216494848
Jerking off on the toilet is kind of nice. My cheeks are slightly spread and when I'm climaxing I feel it more in my asshole.

The movie shows them having Truman being filmed even as an infant. People would actually watch that? Seems like it would be boring as fuck until he starts talking

>>216494951
>it's a Truman has increasingly vivid homoerotic dreams despite having a healthy sex life with his gf episode
Typical woke writers forcing this development on Truman