Djo editionIf they don't end the show with an original song by Joe Kerry, it will be a great disservice to himAlso if Steve dies im going to fucking shoot myself
Last bread>>>216445468
Which season did Nancy look the best in?
Why is Vecna trying to destroy Hawkins ?
>>216495180White male rage
>>216495093Remember what Mike told to Holly "not everyone that dies stay dead"
>>2164951741 and 2 were peakHer coke habits caught up to here in the later seasons, but the show generally does a good job of hiding her ghoulishness
>>216495093Steve is the basedest character.WAAAR IN LOVEARE YOU CRAZY WITH THE PASSION?SHAAAA LAAA LALALAA
>>216495202Could be true they try to portray him as pedo incel
Holly:)
>>216495174She now looks like Sara Connor (Terminator I)
>>216495174>season 5 Nancy
>>216495272>people have been complaining about our show>what if we go have the characters go back in time and make it so nothing in the show happened>everyone would have to be happy thenThis is going to be way worse than Game of Thrones.
>>216495413Why would you say that? Is there anybody here remembering the War in Love/>tfw no gif posting from the second season?
>>216495449>Zionism is sexy
>>216495481barb has been hiding in the upside down and stealing nancy's fat
>>216495525>ON THE POWER OF WAKANDA !
>>216495093Sorry OP>Steve dies in Episode 5
>>216495506She could play fat Pennywise. Or Fatwise rather
>>216495398dude, they know exactly what they're doingthis season is dog shit but the twin tails loli is top tier despite her having a post nose job jew face
>>216495427Thats... certainly an interesting hairline.
>>216495598>NopeBest Seysun Yurt
>>216495547Joe, Charlie, Natalia were asked about their character's favorite moment jn the show:Natalia and Charlie - the 6th epidode, Joe - the 5th episode.
>>216495598Is that Tenchi's friend Amagasaki, drawn by the Azumanga dude?
>>216495656>dateWill, Will Will. You're being a gay bottom twink all wrong.
>in the promo pics all the characters are touching but mike and el...mileven bros not like this...
>>216495724I mean I don't think byler is happening. But you'd have to be a retard to think Mike and El were just going to actually wander off and kiss by a waterfall at the end of this.
>>216495671Sorry to break it to you, but>Byler is also happeningJancy is bones tho. I'm really upset about that ngl fr fr no cap broccoli hat.
For me, it's Holly.
>>216495791The real thing people seem to have overlooked is there's no Robin in these and there's an episode coming called Sock Jock..
>>216495702precisely, the Azumanga mangaka has drawn several 4 panel tenchi comics
>>216495724>>216495781Y'all realize, in all the promos they've been doing, they're soft launching Byler, so y'all can figure out how you're gonna cope.>Kali survives too
Willwoofters...Mikemen...Dustindogs...Lucaslads...Joycejannies...Hopperheads...Elevenses...Nancyrexics...Jonathanjackers...Karenkoomers...Maximums...Stevechads...Robinrugmunchers...Murraymints...Hollypedos...How we holding up?
>>216495506She's sexy here
>>216495908Yeah, I remember way back in the day, he made a whole series of comics where he self-inserted as an extremely perverted cabbit (larping as Ryo-Ohki), always trying to hit on Sasami, but I haven't found them in probably 20 years. It's like they were scrubbed from the internet, maybe as a result of him becoming famous for more wholesome stuff after his Tenchi doujins.
>>216495956Oh yea,>Murray dies, fucking finallySo tired of his schtick. He shoulda died in the Russian Prison.
>>216495598without us hollyheads this season wouldn't exist
>>216496037I hope they will crush his jewish nose before he die
>>216495707Will is obviously the Dom Top in the relationship.
>>216496091I'll tell ya, it is pretty funny, trust.
>>216496119I'll accept power bottom at most otherwise it's just a waste of Jehova given assets.
>>216496065B-B-B-BASED!
The only one that is dying is 11 so they can bring back Barbara and Frodo and whoever the fuck else nobody cares about.
>>216496427why would Vecna give her all these dresses :(
>>216495093is he taking a shit behind the bushes?
>>216495093i like djo
>>216495791>Eleven getting doubleteamed>Max getting doubleteamed>Nancy getting doubleteamed (if she survive that)
I WISH I COULD DELETE YA CAUSE NOTHIN CAN COMPETE WITH YA I REPLENISH AND REPEAT YA
everyone ins this show is either a fagoot a nigger lover or a 10/10 loliwtf is wrong with jews
How do I get a Robin gf?
>>216497390have crystal meth
>>216497390be a cute girl
holly boardholly show
>>216495506this is a very good genderswapped Kingpin (youth flashback arc) look
>>216498215I thought she was supposed to be like 12 or 13 in the show
>>216498215wtf i didn't see her breasts :(
5/10not bad for free, plus I got a free heli out of it for autism gaem
>>216498524pic rel
>>216498215>ackshually she is 7Why would anyone think this or play along with it? She's not 7 and the 'kids' are in their mid 20s. This kind of retarded bullshit is another case for AI replacing everything.
What would DnD Vecna think of ST Vecna?
>>216495272>SSOOOOOMMMMME>THINGS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEE>A PASSING GLANCE I SEEEEEE>IN YOUR EYES>THEMANTHATICANBEEEEEEEE>I THOUGHT THAT CHANGE WAS BAADDD>YOU HAVE CHAANGGEEEDDD MY MIIINNNNDDD
>>216496396Someone edit this so he's blowing vecna lol
>>216498949Is this guy part bird? Look at that fuggin beak
>>216498580>single handedly carries the show
>>216495093>steve was the most popular character>now people hate himFuck S5 and the whole Steve x Nancy x Jonathan
>literally converting Will to gayhoodIronically he seemed sexually excited at the girls touching and kissing.
>when fighting the military the demogorgons are now many and don't stop no matter whatI love nonsense writing.
>>216495174season 1 nancy was best
>>216500795Of course, before the wall.
>rewatched S4 >totally forgot the scene where Nancy said she saw "a giant creature with a gaping mouth" in her visions Did the Duffers memoryhole this guy? It's weird that we are halfway through the season with no hint of a new monster unless they are saving him for the final fight.
Just finished S4, why do people think Dimension X is different from the Upside Down? Vecna monologues to Eleven about being sent to DX (1979), exploring it, and only needing "somebody to open the door" (1983, S1) which means they're the same goddamn thing. The only difference is the UD is specifically a mirror image of Hawkins, but if you hopped in a tentacle car or some shit and drove for a few miles you'd end up in the yellow land of floating rocks.Eh, fuck it. This show's fucking gay as hell. S4E9 is legitimately one of the dumbest pieces of shit I've ever seen. I can't believe how the show manages to get worse and worse with each season, I thought S2 was going to be the black sheep, but damn.
>>216495427I watch for he
>>216495174I thought Eddie died in S4
>>216497390 I thought it was just the character in the series but clearly that fat kid is unironically a chad and a charming young guy. Good for him, good for him.
>>216495174she looks like a crackhead knowthe dyke does toothey should have ended this after three seasons. 1, 3, and 4 with a real ending.
The lack of active generals is killing me
>>216495093Is it me, or Erica looks just like Tracy Morgan dressed as a little girl?
>>216495174Season 5
Nancy is such a total girlboss badass this season that if you don't like it then you mustn't be a real feminist.
>>216504010She hasnt done much this seasonNo one's really done much because the cast is bloated to hell
why is she more popular than the main characters
>>216504680>In 2023 India's population stood at slightly over 1.428 billion
>>216504680reexamine your premise
sex with steve
Holly a cute! For me, it's Holly. Hollyheads ww@?
>>216498929BASED COMRADE
Will unironically had the biggest glow up. He’s mogged only by steve
>>216502438Me too, fren. I think they should've released this show weekly to keep the discussion and hype up
>>216497390Pack of 20 Marlboro Golds, half a gram of coke and access to the Critereon Closet
>>216496396>SUCK IT!
I wish all pedos would die painful deaths.
>>216503977wtf is that
Zionism is sexy
>>216502438I mean there's fuck all to discuss. Will levelled up, Eleven has done fuck all, and a character no one cared about before 2 weeks ago got kidnapped
>>216501114Upside Down is Vecna's pocket dimension that exists within the Dimension X.
>>216499959Who? General Audiences (so 98% of viewers) love himThere are girls out there doing prayer circles for Steve's survival and get 500k likesHe also has the largest number of fanfics in the fandom I believe>captcha 4D MAX
I... am Steve.
DEMOJOCKEY
So what was the point of the red ranger?
>>216509235To be Max's brother
>>216509235to dethrone king steve
Can you host?
man i wish someone actually reliable would leak vol 2. i mean we do know a few people who survive for sure but something ELSE
Starcourt was peak kino and Robin is an annoying nigger
I HATE LOVE TRIANGLES I HATE LOVE TRIANGLESI HATE LOVE TRIANGLES
>>216496065Adorable, she should play a Disney princess.
>>216511559it will become a love square when robin falls in love with nancy
>>216510822It’s such a bummer that they won’t be there all together
So when the FUCK is the trailer for Vol. 2 coming out?
>>216503977I think she and Eugenia Cooney are both really sexy. What's wrong with me?
>>216510313Only time Nancy looked like she might be the hottest bitch in high school.
I finished the fourth episode last night and I honestly can't believe how terrible it actually is because the show is this big hit/goyslop. The upside down where the season takes place being another memory of One (without our parties or the military realizing it) would have been such a cool little twist. Just as much him actually being captured by the military and needing the kids to escape. Instead ... it is one huge cgi fight and he just spawns.
>>216497173Why is it that we can't get one thread without mentioning the jewish
>>216512369>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jWOwOHEzU&The fact they've only managed to get the young cast in a room together for 10 min max in the last 3 months is ridiculous. Every recorded interview is just the same boring combo of Millie/Noah and Finn/Gaten/Caleb (+Noah looking bored when they're were in London), and Sadie has fucked off altogether. If they're trying to convince people the cast don't all dislike each other they're failing pretty bad.
>>216513503Why do they dislike each other now? They're all the same age. What exactly stopped them from hanging out and becoming friends? Narcissism?
>>216513503Rumor has it, Sadie refuses to do promo stuff with Noah. Because he's a Zionist.Truth is, Noah was with friends at a restaurant, minding their own business, when two other Jews Photobombed them and started making fools of themselves, throwing stickers around.
>>216513503>>216513612Millie has always been very standoff-ish from the rest of the cast since season 3. Noah is her only friend and he’s kinda friendly with the rest of them. Finn unironically being the heart of the cast who connects everyone because he’s friends with almost everyone including the older guys like Joe and Maya
>>216513682I think that was just something her fangirls on twitter came up with. her promo team might have asked her to keep her distance but given she went to his birthday party and let him sniff her waffle while she laughed I don't think she gives a shit
>>216513806Finn and Gaten are especially close. Noah and Millie are really close. Noah is also incredibly sweet and kind. He really isn't cut out for the H'Wood, stab 'em in the back lifestyle.>Sadie is kind of a bitch
>>216513806See her being the issue I can actually buy because why else wouldn't they pair her up with Finn or Sadie or hell even David Harbour occasionally? There's no reason to pair her up with Noah unless she demands it because their characters barely know each other exist.
>>216513838>Rumor has itAlso has it she was paid extra $$$ to do the promos they have done together, even tho she is contractually obligated
>>216513883>Finn went to Charlie’s garden (as in thr DJO’s song) uninvited, started blowing leaves around, got allergy so bad that Natalia had to give him her medicine https://x.com/iluvmileven/status/1996003504675053642
>>216513936I can see the conflict and dislike in her eyes
>>216513904if will and elven end up teaming up as a duo for the rest of the series I'm going to think the duffers are just epic trolls
>>216513917Sarah Conner said she came in expecting she’d be dealing with a diva so her notoriety is probably known in the industry
>>216514241You can just tell everyone in the team absolutely loathes her that bitch literally tried to cancel David Harbour right before the Tina season
>>216509235The who?
what happened in that cave
>>216514323You remember that opening 5 minutes with Will? Lets just say rape begets rape.
>>216514111>Trips of TruthFinn is a sweet guy, kinda can be a jerk sometimes and you gotta know, Canadians are all secretly kinda mean. Anyhoooo....All the slash/fic really took a huge toll on him. It's caused him a lot of distress. He was pretty young when all that crazy started with Reddie, or whatever that IT Ship is.Look, at the end of the day, the whole cast, the kids and the teens, are all really close. They grew up together, on a TV show, like they grew up going to the same school in a small town. And the teens are kinda like their older siblings, off at college or in their senior year.I'm glad they've all been able to be a part of such a wonderful experience and they are all very grateful to have been a part of an amazing show.I've been in the industry for a while and I have some stories and I wish all those actors the best future possible. H'Wood can be a nightmare and at least those kids were 100% protected from some of the shit I've seen.Important people involved in ST made fucking sure no one around them would fuck with them.
>>216503977
>>216514323mmmmmmm nell
>>216512385>watching a trailer for a show that's going to come out in 2 weeksshiggy diggy do, bros
I refuse to believe they’ve never experimented with each other. Look, they’re both young and attractive. She’s the theater girl, he’s the rock band kid. She went to his concerts multiple times. She probably went backstage with him with a smug on her face knowing hundreds of fangirls were standing out there screaming his name
>>216514111You mean, like, with a leaf blower?
>>216514111>>216514428There's nothing rude or "jerk-like" about that story, it's jist finn being a wholesome retard
>>216514698Lucuck bros... this can't be happening...
OK Finn I take it back you do have taste.
>>216514111This is especially sad when he mentioned he went to Charlie’s house because he was feeling extra depressed at that time
>>216514771Oh no, he's super nice, maybe I should have phrased it as, he does not suffer fools lightly, which can come off as being a jerk or rude.
>>216514789He'll be fine
>Millie’s new romantic film’s is with one of Finn’s friends What’s the odd
>>216495093I'd never seen this show before but now I'm halfway through Season 3. I like it. What can I expect going forward?
>>216515012>What’s the oddProbably pretty low. There aren't that many actors running round age 18-25 at least one person the ST cast wouldn't know.>Netflix that bitch is never leaving there
>>216515062S4 can be a slog. Some of the episodes are too long. Don't listen to the haters, it's a good season, just not the best one. It's the set up for 5.
>>216515099She most likely got a lifetime deal.
>>216515139I just realised I'm actually starting Season 4. I remembered Season 3 ends with Joyce closing the portal. I haven't hated a season yet so knowing Season 4 is good is reassuring.
>>216514162Does Joe feel like he's on a babysitting duty around all these zoomers?
>>216513904Is it any coincidence that they grouped them by the love triangles?>mike, will and eleven>lucas, saddie and dustin>steve, nancy and jonathan
>>216515577Nibba, he's the one buy all the shots.
>>216514952Caleb also gay?
>>216515493I haven't been this emotionally wrapped up in a show since Battlestar Galactica, so I am biased.
>>216515697>he's the one buy all the shotsGiven this was in is his garden during filming that checks out
>>216495470Damn dude's ugly.
>>216515757he's a zesty 5ft2 black guy frankly I'd be astonished if he isn't
>>216515997Caleb's not gay. Sorry to break it to you. He's just fashion forward.
>>216515775Hey I'm enjoying the show a lot too otherwise I wouldn't have watched this far. Good premise/atmosphere, most of the characters are likeable in some way, if you're of a certain age (like me) the show's a big nostalgiagasm. Nothing wrong with getting invested in a show you like.
Why does eleven have such a funny face
>>216516201Niggas and bitches just wanna be all contrarian all up on this board. It's aways been that way.There really is a lot of subtext in ST, that only us Oldfags can smell.I fucking love the first 2 seasons. Noah Schnapp fucking crushes it in season 2.At first I HATED season 3, until Dustin and Erica have their bonding moment, talking about classic My Little Pony. That's when I realized, its the season most inspired by comic books. And comic books are dumb and unrealistic.I really care about all these characters. Not to the degree the Shippers do, but it's fun, it's stupid, it's exciting and I've never gotten bored with it. It's quality has never diminished.Just put you're whole head on pause and enjoy the ride.
>Problem, Byers?
>>216515687I think the same as you. In all triangles in the center is always a girl.
>>216516841>Byler is being soft launchedBest believe that
I love how nobody talks about the cringe reunion of eleven and other girl from that cringe episode back in s1? S2?
>>216517010It was painfully obvious it wasn't Vecna but Kali in the vault.>Oh What a Plot Twist
>>216517010Twitter is happy. Personally i wish kali died between seasons.
>>216517010Wrinkle in timeHENRYMrs. Watsit was once a star who sacrificed herself in the battle between good and evil.DR. KAYMrs. Witch is business-like and unemotional towards the children.ROBIN (fluent in languages, quotes movies)Mrs. Who communicates by quoting and translating Latin, Spanish, Italian, German, French, Portuguese, and Greek literary sayings.
>>216517331Kali is based af.>Runnin' around Chicago, doin' murderWhy so much hate?
will still has a slug inside of him
>>216517371>hawkins under attack, will posessed everyone about to get eaten. episode 6 ends >hey so we're now leaving that cliffhanger to join a bland multiethnic gang of misfits and goth Eleven in chicago That episode made everyone hate season 2 and i will never forgive anyone involved including MBB.
>>216516623I love little Dustin. For me he's the heart of the child group of characters.
>>216517508MBB didn't write the script, you fuckin' goof.
>>216517514He is the Bard. He's also the smartest of the kids. Mike, really is the only one who hasn't suffered. He's gotten away pretty much unscathed, so far.
NOOOTICING
>>216517363DUSTINCharles Wallace displays remarkable levels of intelligence and understanding. Though Charles’s mind is advanced, his emotions still have traces of early childhood in them, and his pride and arrogance end up being what “betrays” him, as Mrs. Whatsit warns.NANCYSTEVECalvin O’Keefe is an athletic, curious, and large-hearted boy who accompanies Meg and Charles Wallace on the journey to rescue Mr. Murry, experiencing profound self-discovery along the way. Calvin’s journey as a character reveals the failure of superficial popularity to bring a true sense of belonging and suggests that those who have been deprived of love may be the most capable of showing it. Calvin is admired by his peers for his talents in sports and good looks, but as he confides to Meg, he is well-liked “for all the wrong reasons.” Calvin’s special gift of communication allows him to break into the hypnosis that holds Charles Wallace captive during the story’s climax, and his ability to understand intuition mysteriously links him to Charles Wallace as well as Mrs. Whatsit.
>>216514952>both try to have sex together>cant figure it out because theyre both bottoms
>>216517748Meds. Now.
>>216517748Holly most likely is able to open portals. She and Max are going to uncover the past that links Henry, Joyce, Hopper and Danny Harrington.
THE POWER OF GAY COMPELS YOU!
>>216517950It's just gonna get gayer.>The Power of Gay Love Will Save The World
>post yfw the jock will break the run up that hill tape so max cannot return with her music but with hollys once they find her tiffany tape
I don't get it, what did running back into the bats do that running away from them wouldn't have done? Why didn't the tentacles inside the trailer attack Dustin/Eddie? I don't understand what's going on. Nothing in this season makes any sense.>They used the same Moby song, againHoly fuck they were really checked out by this point, weren't they?
>>216517813>>216517363Very interesting, thanksWonder if Dustin gets Vecna’d somehow and it won’t be Mike and co who save him, but Steve?
>>216517950
>>216495093
>>216517950The AIDS powers him up.
>>216518949Unfortunately he's made his views on condoms very clear.
>>216518705terrible form, quite frankly.
KILL VECKMAN
>>216518705>back not archedHe's a terrible gay
Holy shit they actually got lucky with the child actors’s ageing problem
I'm shocked at how good season 5 is so far. For a show that has totally overstayed its welcome it still feels pretty engaging and the production value is excelent, some great action in episode 3 and 4
I think Steve and 8 are gonna hook up
>>216523258That's worse than steve dying tbqdesuwithyou
I think Steve and Robin are gonna end up together
little minx
>>216497173the show is literally called "Stranger Things" and it's about witchcraft and a monster that preys on children. OF COURSE it's all Jewish stuff. Why would you even be here if you're not on board with that?>now post more Holly and just be glad we haven't finished replacing you yet
>>216498953>>216506827
>>216517857shut the fuck up retard. The meaning of AiW is well known even to room-temperature IQ normies.You must be one of those kids who tried to eat the paste in kindergarten but couldn't because you couldn't figure out how to open the jar.
>>216514547SKEWAH IN THE BELLY
>>216504654Why does the army call her Dr when she's a general? Or is she a surgoen general but that's three stars. Don't the army use rank before academic titles?
How old are the teens this season supposed to be ?
>>216525918>>216525901>ai slop
>>216523985Kek
>>216528371I think the current timeline is the play takes place in his freshman year. At that point Henry has latent powers he's not fully used yet. Brenner is his therapist who keeps trying to goad him into using them fully (think what Vecna does to Will) only after that happens on the day of the play the anniversary of which ST1 kicks off on does 14 year old Henry get committed.
>>216528562Henry looked like he was in middleschool when he merk'd his family. I assumed he was in the play as a kid and that the drama club was a cross-school club, as hawkins middleschool is on the same campus (small town things?
>>216529076Yeah I wouldn't really go by how the actors look to judge how old they are after s3. Also I want to say they're separate campuses? since I don't remember Jonathan Nancy or Steve ever just casually appearing on the Middle school set. Like when Joyce drops Will dressed as a ghostbuster off its only him in the car.
>>216517235I never made the connection with indian girl because frankly I had forgotten her, but who actually thought it WAS Vecna?And why did they call it "kryptonite"? Like, holding her as a hostage and threaten to kill her if 11 doesn't do as they say?
>In S4 Hopper uses Conan's atlantean sword to kill the prison Demo>immediately notice because it's such an odd piece just laying around and when he picks it up very prominently holds it up for the camera>IMDB does NOT mention it in the trivia sectionI mean come on, this show is NOT just watched entirely by women and zoomer, right? Right?
>>216529190Well last season when mike and dustin needed a sub for d&d they ran to get the black one's sister from middleschool and were still on time for the game. Plus, pretty sure the school mascot is the same, a tiger, so it's likely the same campus
>>216529295The Bad Men are totally using some microwave version of Soteria, that chip that was in Henry's neck in S4. At least that's what I think.
>>216529602I think most of us, old enough to have noticed that, don't have the time to add trivia shit to IMDB.
HOW OLD ARE THE MAIN TEENS NOW
>>21652977415-16 since they're sophomores. Except Eleven who is a brainwashed 45 year old housewife
>>216529076>>216529602>https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1p9hafl/detailed_map_of_hawkins_from_stranger_things_with/Huh turns out you're right. Everything in Hawkins feels so disconnected I never got the feeling it was that compact.
>>216525901>>216525918>bunch of people on twitter complaining they had no idea it was aiits the most obvious ai looking shit I've ever seen. how the hell do those fangirls not get credit card scammed 3 times a day?
>>216495174which is bottom left
Why is every story arc in this show just the same thing over and over? I've watched Hopper be a suicidal overcontrolling dad for 3 seasons now. Will last season realised his crush on Mike wasn't going anywhere and let go even if it hurt, now he's hitting on him again. Jonathan and Steve are miserable and in love with Nancy (who has no personality beyond guns and feminism). Robin just functions as a walking Encyclopaedia Autismannica. Erica never does anything beyond being an always right sassy niglet. Joyce and Lucas... Are in the show I guess.
>>216501968Yeah, it's a shame his parents let him get so fat. But then, maybe he's only so charismatic BECAUSE he's so fat? We can never know.
>>216529965They are juniorsSeason 4: spring break of freshman yearTime skip: 18 monthsSeason 5: November of junior yearThey are 16
>>216498319yeah no way she's meant to be 7. maybe she was 7 in season 1? this is probably an autogenerated AIslop short so its likely incorrect
>>216530436She was 3 or 4 in season 1
>>216495956You forgot Tedophiles
>>216530436the twins were 3 when s1 released, this is holly in s1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihhJAQzysukseason 1 (1983) to season 5 (1987) would make her 7, but who cares at this point, all actors are several years older than they should be
>10 year old boy in 1987 having a modern lesbian haircut>10 year old boy in 1987 having gay hipster glasses>10 year old boy in 1987 being that fucking fat>10 year old boy in 1987 playing an snes game on a nes>10 year old boy in 1987 having a whole ass arcade machine in his room>said arcade machine is on at all timesi'm too autistic about accuracy to watch this piece of shit, lesbians are hot tho
>>216523463Fuck off, you degenerate hebephile!
>>216495093>Also if Steve dies im going to fucking shoot myselfFunko may have done a spoiler:"chase" version of Eddie in black&white colors, Eddie was killedw-w-why is there a black&white "chase" version of Steve???
>>216532166Here's Steve picking Dustin up from college in the early 1990s for the epilogue scenes
It's just baffling to me that they had every reason in the world to do a timeskip, no reason not to do a timeskip, and just chose not to do a timeskip. Choosing instead to gaslight us with this BULLSHIT.
>>216533295>in the world to do a timeskip, no reason not to do a timeskip, and just chose not to do a timeskipThey did though. A full 18 months has passed between the end of season 4 and start of 5. Its reasonable you wouldn't notice that though because no one actually acts like any time has passed or looks like they've essentially been imprisoned by the army for a year and a half.
>>216533295They did not have a reason to do a timeskipWhat happened was they set up hawkins for an invasion by an army from the upside down and then walked it back because of ??? It's clear that the second half of s5 is going to be this total war state which s4 implied was going to be happening immediately. The timeskip makes zero sense from a narrative standpoint. It feels like the only reason at all they included it was so the could add the holly plotline. Everything else felt superfluous because it just lead to thr total war state that the season should have started with. The holly plotline is the only "new" development here. You have to basically cope by saying>well, vecna was going to invade immediately but he couldn't because he was almost killed and was significantly weakened at the end of s4, so he put it off for 18 monthsKinda gayPlus, if he needed 12 kids for his time machine, why would be start this war instead of just kidnap kids normally?
Finn bros we’re eating good
>>216533534>& performanceHe's not subjecting the world to his music again is he?
>>216533534Is that supposed to be your avatar in the lower left corner?
>>216533555It’s probably one of the songs from his Happy Birthday album. Hopefully it’s Objection I like that one
>>216532084
>>216533879What's the difference between hebe and ephebe?
>>216534146Pedo is prepubescent <11Hebe is in the process of puberty 11-14Ephebo is post-pubescent but below the age of majority 15+
>>216523258how?
>>216534599With sex
I think Will and 1 are gonna hook up
>>216534599What other options are there? Jonathan and Nancy aren't breaking up, Robins a lesbian, the only other non attached person in the show is Will. So its time to either eat the curry or embrace celibacy
Finn on Joe Rogan when
>>216515879I’ve never heard a good looking person say this about an unattractive person. Only ugly try to punch down on uglier people
>>216515879his bih fyne shi fr
>>216535461Are you a member of a UPen frat?
>>216530436they aged her up00mmnd
>>216536030They look related which is confusing because she's Asian and he's a middle aged Italian-American man.
>>216533656>getting this excited about the prospect of interacting with a female, even momentarily anonymously online
>>216530282They only wanted to do one season but netflix put a gun to their head demanding they make more seasons
>>216535508I predict randomgirloutoftownthathadneverappearedintheshowbefore to win the Steve awards
>>216536599No, I was wondering if it is some jeet's catfishing account and he forgot to hide the avatar. I don't do instagram so I don't really know what that small window is supposed to represent, I assume it's the person's avatar but maybe it's something else.
>>216535508johnathan is 100% going to die
>>216495174season 1 and by far
>>216512749you mad jew?
>>216536497"Shock Jock" most likely when Will scream his lungs out with "RUNNNNNNNNN"Joe Keery says that in the 5th episode is his favorite Steve's scene.6 episode seems are going to deliver an emotional scene between Jonathan and Nancy.
>>216535508Why everyone wants to pair every character. Steve is fine even without any girl by his side. I do agree that out of all characters he wants to be loved the most since his parents most of his life were absent so he is seeking of creating a warm home full of kids.
>>216536884Problem is that no one is going to care. The character just exists pointlessly in the show. Even Erica has had a more prominent role in the last three seasons.
>>216537155No no Johnathan is the Steve replacement for Nancy to have a miserable relationship with. This will conclude with either them opening up with one another or a breakup where they have mutual understanding of their differing wants.
>>216537141>Why everyone wants to pair every character.I mean I'd agree if ST hadn't been a romantic comedy for 3 seasons. Every one of these sad Indiana losers is dating someone at this point except Steve and the sad gay boy. Even the autistic dyke is hooking up.
>>216537155>Joyce I'm sorry... Your son is deadOH MY GOD WILL! >No, no, JonathanOh thats OK then. But Will is fine?
>>216537265Kek, it's funny because it's true.
Anons, I've a question. I may be retarded but, wasn't it established at some point during the first couple seasons that the atmosphere in the "upside down" dimension was toxic? Which is why they always wore suits when entering it. Are the characters now immune for some reason?
>>216495093sex with Djo
>>216537265She is the mom that tust her oldest son.
Byler endgame or we riot
Willel endgame trust
DeLly end game or we riot
>>216536030>me and the bitch I pulled by being goofy
Hopper and Joyce
>>216537797Disgusting homos and fujos sexualizing and drooling over young boys.
>>216537155Jonathan was the first and greatest sufferer from cast-bloatHe also got doubleshafted by being paired with nance who was the dedicated girlboss archetype, so in s3 he basically became a lapdog for her. Despite being the brother of arguably the second main character of the show, he really feels like an afterthought. Nancy and Mike atleast feel like brother and sister on screen when they're together. In s4 coke and fag were in the same scene 90% of the time and they still barely interacted lmaoGuess they needed time for le weed man to talk about le devil's lettuce and for will to stare longingly at mike who forgot to act that season
>>216537672It was established by the initial people who researched it as they were being very cautious in there. They told hopper and joyce that it is toxic directly. They were probably somewhat right. BUT will survived there for like 2 weeks or whatever the timeframe of s1 was. So it seems that if it is toxic it's the kind of toxic that gives you cancer in 20 years rather than the kind that makes you choke and die on your own vomit like the ww1 chem warfareThis is just cope tho.The real answer is that they stopped giving a shit about consistency
>>216537697Sadie...>>216538594Oh great, more psuedo-cast bloat
>>216538594
>BACK IN THE SHELL, MY LIFE IN THE CAVE>PEOPLE GO BY, I SMILE AND WAVE>BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, THERE'S ALWAYS THAT FEAR>THAT I'M NOT ENOUGH, I SEEM CAVALIER>BUT IT'S ALL AN ACT, I'M COLD 'CAUSE I'M WEAK>AND DEEP DOWN INSIDE, THERE'S NOTHING UNIQUE>BUT MAN IS A MOLD AND NOTHING IS NEW>SO WHY NOT RELEASE AND LET IT COME THROUGH?>I'M FIGHTING THE FLAME, I'M GASPIN' FOR AIR>I'M BACK AS A BIG MAN WITH PANACHE AND FLAIR>BACK TO THE EGG, IT'S CRIMSON AND GOLD (CRIMSON AND GOLD)>I'LL FOLLOW THE RULES AND DO WHAT I'M TOLD>CAN ONE BE GREAT? CAN ONE BE KIND?>WHEN HISTORY SHOWS, THEY'RE NOT INTERTWINED>SO WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE, YOUR HEART OR YOUR PRIDE?>COULD YOU REALLY BE SO SELF-SATISFIED?>I'M CRAWLIN' OUT OF MY SKIN>SAW ME THROUGH THE EYES OF>THE WORLD (COULD YOU REALLY BE THAT SELF-SATISFIED?)>IS THAT YOU?>IS THAT THE CHILD WHO'S AFRAID IN YOU?>(SAW ME THROUGH THE EYES OF) STOP, IS THAT YOU?>(THE WORLD)
>>216538838It's Djo song "Egg", isn't it?
In Brasil "Shock Jock" is translated as "Shock treatment". In other countries it's translated as "Shock" or "Shock plan.
>>216539049>GOD, YOU'RE A FOOL>YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE REALLY CARE FOR YOU?>YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU??
>>216538594Joyce looks 40 wtf
>>216538594Who the fuck wants this? There's 4 episodes left with the characters and groups people actually want to see.
>>216539474Don't worry, the runtimes are bloated to account for thisAnd also the characters and groups you want to see will not do anything intresting :)
groups that we needmike, hopper and nancy will, steve and sadielucas, dustin and eljoyce, johnathan and robinjust get the people who haven't really interacted for fun
>>216539758You knew what group I'd actually like that we've only ever seen about 3 minutes of? Mike, Dustin, Lucas and Will. I constantly forget they're still meant to be BFFs.
>>216539758You have reminded me of Max's letters to Lucas, Dustin and Steve. I wonder if they are going to be used in any way.
>>216539812>childhood friends get forgotten about and never hang out at all just like real life ;_;
>>216539860I did actually think that what they were doing that at about s3. Then i gradually just realised the Duffers are shit at showing characters interacting.
>>216539852I could see them being used as a voice over during the epilogue.Reading out loud the letters thst basically highlight the virtues of the characters as we see what path is being paved out for them
Bump limit for Djo
