>gets out of the toilet>sees this>"hey anon, you sound like a race horse pissing in there"what do?
The Padres and Yankees had played each other in the World Series only a few years prior so I would have taken up his offer on the baseball tickets and shared a few jokes with him at the stadium.
>>216496755Id open the portashitter to reveal an actual race horse pissing
>>216496755So the toilet is some sort of a transportation machine that took me to some star wars type place?
I saw you greasing the union earlier this morning. How bout you slip me $200 and I won't say nothing to my future father in law Tony Soprano
someone post the star wars edit
>thanks vito it's because of my massive horse cock, do you want to have gay sex with me in the portapotty?Then when he enters I lock him inside and get Tony and the crew then have them hide in the bushes and see us have gay buttsex so they have proof
>>216496755Take a shit and stomp on it.
>>216496917you look like a puerto rican whoah
>>216496755Please dont tell anyone Vito. Im telling you as a freind.I got some kind of disease from this hooooer i fucked and now my dick is like all red and im pissing razors. I think I got the aids bud. Do you know anyone that can get me boosted meds for cheap?
>>216497459Gays love bugchasing
>>216496943
He was happy, the only time he was happyTony and the di meo gang never found febby till he went to college with his daughterVito should have ran away with Johnny cakes
>>216497515Imagine being Johnny Cakes and having this Thick Guinea bouncing that bubbly ass on your breakfast sausage
>>216497476wtf. why and yuck.okay then, to Vito say hey I need some advice from an elder Italian. Me and Meadow are about to get married, please dont tell Tony. Do you know anything about Meadow that I could suprise her?He would not dare fuck with the bosses son in law.
>>216496755>>216497515Him going back was stupid and made no sense
>>216497476Not gay, it was just a one night thing in Bangkok...Plus that weekend at Boca Raton. Never forget Boca Raton.
>>216497550Or give him a once in a life time chance to gaslight himself into thinking your an idiot and did not know what was going on. Just adjust your voice to sound like Eddie Furlong and be like"Hey man so I saw you dropped your weed when you were smoking a joint in the car, do you know anyone I could by from?
>>216497557Of course it made sense, he was a lazy fatass and would rather risk death then having to actually work.
>>216496805No, you're just in New Jersey
GO HOME AND GET YOUR DILDO BOX FUCKIN BULLQUEERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAv-fGFTMRE
>>216496755
>>216497515I know gay guys fuck almost anything that moves, but... what did Johnny Cakes see in Vito?
>>216497557>Him going back was stupid and made no senseI swear you retards never even watch the shit you post in threads about.It very clearly showed Vito was unable to do honest work (not even a full day) and live the normie life. He pretty much waltzed into his own perfect witness protection life when he struck up a romance with his gay firefighter boyfriend in Pleasant Sleepy Town, New Hampshire. Even under such ideal circumstances, he still couldn't stand not living the life of a gangster and the financial and personal freedoms that came with it. That's why he tried going back. He got mindbroken by a few hours of menial construction work and risking death was preferable to him.
>>216497634>>216498388I could see him going back to crime no shit but not Tony's crew, obviously he should have known how it was going to turn out
>>216497459don't pull that aw shucks shit with me!
>>216497851
>>216496755why didn't Finn just let Vito suck his dick?
>>216498185His cock
>>216496755>"hey anon, you sound like a race horse pissing in there"That's funny because I though it sounded like a pig was mouth-breathing out here. Side note, that horse-pissing guy looked a lot like Joe Perry.
>>216498185homos think fat guys are really hot and masculine
How does he know what a race horse pissing sounds like? Is that even distinct enough to stand out in his memory? Wouldn't it just sound like liquid hitting the ground?
>>216497592i need to go down more often
>>216497515
>>216496755"You sayin' I'm a stud, stud?" *traces a finger across his second chin*
>listen vito, i didnt see shit, and even if I did theoretically see something, its not something that bothers me on a fundamental level, and I would have no reason to share with others what i had seen, which was nothing.
>I don't like to miss the Galactic Anthem.
>>216496755>>"hey anon, you sound like a race horse pissing in there">what do?I penis-pinch. Helps me from dribbling on myself.
>>216496755Smile and prepare to receive the greatest head of my life
>>216496755i ask>how are you doing vito?
>>216498388I haven’t actually watched the show, just a ton of Instagram reels. But I think I got the gist
>>216498407hes a fat 40 year old wop, where's he going to start fresh and rise up to captain?
>>216496755>wopslopgrow up
>>216496755"Around the survivors, a perimeter create!"
>>216496755Finn unironically handled this perfectly. Show Vito you're scared shitless, then get the fuck out of there as soon as possible.
>>216501781hehe
>>216497557Its a show about a bunch of out-of-shape, ugly, mentally disturbed italian americans who resort to crime and terrorize the common man because they refuse to do any real work. Ralph Cifaretto tires out from 2 minutes of basketball, half the crew waddles like fat penguins, Christopher is too depressed 24/7 because his dick doesn't work from doing drugs that he started because hes depressed.
>>216498673this still makes me laugh every time i see it
>>216497549VGH…
>>216496755Pull out my lightsaber
>>216496755I'd tell that gay cunt that if he doesn't knock off the fagshit and bugger off roight fuckin now, then I'll have to smash this woolywoofter's cocksucking face in for real.
>>216496755What made Vito go gay?
>>216499363>>216499685kek
>>216505289blood pressure medications, it fucks your brain
>>216505289it was the blood pressure medication, plus how could anyone resist sucking on a fat juicy cock
Sudden weight loss....
I urinate on the porcelain quietly in case somebody is on the other side of the door listening can't jerk off to my hot piss.
stacy's mom~
>>216496755I would have stabbed him in the neck for being a FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKER.
>>216496755Leave it to whatever kind of mutt that is to screw up the joke.It goes: "I gotta race like a piss horse!"
>>216505620i don't get it
>>216496755Vito?What the fuuuuuck?!Fuck you doin'?!
>>216498185There's a whole fetish for gay men who like obese men. Kind of like chubby chasers but for fanooks
>>216505837It was a joke he wasnt actually gay in this scene
>>216505837sal hey i was here it was a joke
>>216496755That's the lightsabers buzzing
>sounds like a horse pissing in thereWas this Vito's way of flirting with Finn?
>>216498673I've seen an ai slop version of this where he performs a backflip and joins the fighting in the background
