Have you watched Christmas Vacation yet? It’s time.
>>216497179One of my favorites.
>>216497179Shit doesn't hold up. All the kids are irritating, as are the grandparents & yuppie neighbors. The only good characters are Clark, Eddie & Uncle Lewis
>>216497179I got it on 4K today
>>216497483You don’t hold up.
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>>216497179I love that movie. And Beverly
>>216497179Yikes
>>216497179AI is getting really fucking good at this.
>>216497179uh is that her son touching her
>>216497179i dislike christmas vacation but love the rest of the series, including vegas vacation
>>216499273A mother's boobies are literally made for her children. Their purpose is for her son to suck on and touch
>>216497179We see the real pair in the first Vacation movie and they were better. AI did her dirty.
>>216497483Brian Doyle-Murray is great. “Get me somebody, anybody. And get me somebody while I’m waiting!”
>>216497179for me? its European Vacation
>>216501662Christmas Vacation for me.
My wife watches this at least ten times every year. Every year we notice a few different things that make us laugh.
>>216501684cazzie pick
>>216497179I don't remember this scene
>>216497179More like Slopmas Vacation >>216497483The family is supposed to be annoying. It's one of the central themes
>>216501684Did women literally just show strangers their panties in the 90s?
>>216501802If their skirt was short enough and it was windy outside.
>>216497179>another victim of bogging:(
>>216501802>1989>the 90sAnon you should look at a calendar sometime
>>216497179just the other day.funny flick that i have nostalgia for but the boomer-ass>reee i spent money i didn't have and that's everyone else's faultplot pisses me off
>>216501882>CalendarIs that like an app or something?
>>216501928It's a piece of paper with numbers and letters on it, the letters form words.
>>216501699I love when Eddie drops a giant bag of dog food on a box of light bulbs
>>216501899Clark had a real corporate job. Actual jobs like that, often include forms of compensation that are not strictly salary, like bonuses, stocks etc. Since things like bonuses are based on various factors, it isnt exactly guaranteed, but things would have to be really bad at the company for it not to happen. Since Clark is fairly high in the company, he would likely know if things were tough and bonuses werent happening. If his bonus is typically large enough for him to use it to put in a fucking in-ground pool, then its very reasonable for him to consider the bonus as happening and not turn into a jelly-of-the-month.
>>216501868She's like 75 bro
>>216497179muh dick
Fucking this.
Gimme Christmas Audrey
>>216497179>>216501662I must have her!
>>216497179Shitters full>>216497483 is right. They've got one joke, and it just doesn't hold up anymore. It's the Babylon Bee of Christmas comedies.
>>216497483>kids are irritating>because of this a 35 year old movie doesn't hold upHow did zoomers end up this way?
>"AND WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET, TODD?"Elaine wanted to fug Clark.
>>216503438No, you two are just idiots.
>>216497483whats really annoying in this movie, that nobody here wants to address BUT ME, is Chevy Chase is playing so hard for the camera its cringe. It only works when he has a woman next to him
>>216501802only if they even wore any panties
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Me want fuck juliette lewis and her dumb bitchy face
>>216503551Oh yeah, I agree. I saw Christmas Vacation first. So imagine my surprise when I watch the original and Clark feels like an actual person. He's like a parody of himself in Christmas vacation.
>>216503729She is fifty two years old.
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>>216497528Post 4k screens of the pool scene
>>216497179>Have you watched Christmas Vacation yet?Every year since childhood, pretty much>It’s time.Nah. Not yet.
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>>216498876Nah, her boobs are way bigger than that
>>216497179Now do Audrey
great movie but i cant watch old shit anymoreseeing white people own houses and have big families is just very depressing in the 2025 context
>>216497483I think I came away thinking the kids were just fuckin useless, which is funny bc when it came out I definitely wanted to impregnate Juliette Lewis through every hole in her body, but now I’m like eh, also some kids were there I guess, moving on. And the neighbors could easily have just been a single shot of them glaring disapprovingly and it’d have achieved the same thing, the antics felt more like a distraction from the story. Randy Quaid just being Randy Quaid in everything he’s ever been in got old fast.
>>216501684Damn this girl is FINE!
>By that time, his whole family had moved from Chicago to L.A. to support his career. But within 10 months they realized they missed Chicago too much, and moved back home. Galecki, still just 14, was under contract on a show with Robert Urich called "American Dreamer (1990)", so he stayed in L.A. Although he was living alone in a studio apartment, he never got into trouble and was a good kid. He recalled living alone in L.A. without adult supervision as "not fun" and "quite intimidating and lonely, to be honest."
I hate India so much it's unreal.
>>216503915desu the kids were less annoying than the adults
>>216504042lol how is that even legal?
>>216504056back in the days 12 years old would be considered as adult, and when I was 14 I was studying in another city, lived alone and away from home. I was fine, and faggots like you who like nanny state so much should be sent to gulag and gassed.
>>216504105>faggots like you who like nanny state so much should be sent to gulag and gassedtake your meds
Chevy was never funny
>>216504342this guy gets it. any doubts, just watch fletch
>>216504056There used to be a time when kids were actually capable and could mostly get by without being pampered. Weird to think about now.
>>216503915Randy Quaid in Independence Day works>>2165040569/11 changed everything. You’re used to the nanny state norm of everything must be supervised and controlled
>>216504056It isn't. They probably had to fly down once a week to avoid various child protection laws (assuming LA doesn't have exemptions for child actors since they love children without supervision.)
>>216501684>>216501662>>216497179>supposed to be family comedies>each movie glamorizes infidelity and lust
>>216504386>>216504105Sure he's successful now, but a 14 year old living alone in Hollywood? You think nothing fucked up happened?
>>216504599>You think nothing fucked up happened?something something and thats how he got his part on roseanne
>>216497179i watched this shit because you kept posting this image/ webm and it was fucking awful
>>216504653i bet the zoomer doesnt even know that she has shown her tits on camera
>>216504663...am i the zoomer?
>>216497179i always crack up at the beginning with the cars because its too damn relatable. Some donkey comes up behind you and starts tail gating for no reason, provoking you, then you get sucked into their road games and refuse to let them pass you when they try. “I feel safer knowing theyre behind me honey” is something ive said so many times over the years.
>>216504768if youve never seen european vacation then yes
>>216501684No shit.
>>216504342>>216504382I wasn't talking to you.
>>216505389goddamn it, wrong gif
>>216504042That little kid was definitely raped by (((Hollywood))) executives.
>>216503551Suck my ass>>216503438Suck his ass
>>216505438Happy Hanukkah.
>>216504105>>216504105How can he be sent to a gulag if there is no overreaching state?
>>216501699>>216502009For me it's Aunt Bethany drinking out of the gravy dish
>>216505426Maybe but he's rich as fuck now
>>216497483I will roundhouse kick you in the back of the head.
>>216502136I deserve sexy big tit granny gf
>>216497179The problem is, i can imagine her doing anything I want using the same (better curated) training data AI has. If I watch shit like that i am inserting fake data into my brain reducing my ability to picture her naked without prompting. And why did I ever watch this if not to have a lovely petite milf with all her quirks as a fapping datapoint? How will I have an early morning wet dream of her if she blends in with everyone else due to errors smoothing over her memorable qualities and forgetting the subtle ones I might not have noticed yet? Even if ai improved to where It really did get her right, how could I prompt it while half asleep without even opening my mouth or eyes?
>>216505406>wrong gifyour gif is 1 frame, retard
