What series would you make if you had a billion dollar backing?
Cortez' conquest of Mexico
>>216498448venture brothers s 8-12
dunstin checks out
>>21649844820-episode historical drama series about the rise and fall of South Vietnam from the PoV of the South Vietnamese. Each episode chronicles a major event of a year in the life of the country starting from the rise of Diem and supression of the Binh Xuyen in 1955 all the way to the fall of Saigon in 1975. It'd follow a collection of various characters that find themselves all across the country in all these events before everything is tied up at the end.
>>216498448Final Fantasy 3/6. Im surprised not one billionaire has has done
>>216498448A Christian one. Maybe a series about a rodeo cowboy realizing he’s Jesus come again and a bunch damn liberals kill him.
>>216498448I'd parody every Jordan Peele movie and make that Bleep movie real. Then use the other 900 million to force critics to call them better than the originals.
>>216498448Infinite Jest
>>216498700>Final Fantasy 3/6so basically your plan is to lose the money
>>216498684I like this idea
a biopic docu series about the most based artist that has ever lived, the fact there isn't one is a travesty
I'd give that billion dollars to psycho thriller films
>>216498700Fuck off grandpa, pic related is the only reasonable choice
I wouldn't do any series with it, i would waste it on whores and drugs and that's what no one did
A Pajama Sam quadrilogy
My original screenplay God-Emperor Hitler of Hyperborea
Masters of Doom
I'd make a completely story and lore accurate adaption of Deus Ex, with the definitive ending where the network is entirely taken down and humanity goes back to the dark ages to start again.
>>216498720are you 80 years old?
>>216499085NTA but a story about Jesus coming back and nobody normal believing him, liberals believing he's some mentally ill troll and Christians themselves believing him to be a false prophet would be pretty kino.
The Iliad except it's actually good and has the gods in it
Probably just an anthology series of cool historical battles or eras that would be authentic yet an extreme spectacle and have very little to say artistically outside of looking cool and having an obscenely large budget with minimal CGI. I'd have a stranglehold over telling the military/political history but outsource the b-plot romance shit that keeps women watching to other writers cause I don't care. There'd be an in-built "skip to next cool scene" button in the player anyways
>>216498448Deep Space Nine in 4K, only need $30 million for that.
track down exceptional martial artists and dump the money filming movies in countries that don't give a fuck about the safety of actors until another Jackie Chan is created
Blood Meridian and I'd cast Christopher Lloyd as The Judge.
>>216499328Good idea. I would also make a new Star Trek show in the 90s style.
I would make an actually good Fallout show based on the first 2 games and Tactics ONLY without any reddit humor
>>216499349Incredibly based. I'd also exclusively use 35mm film for it and ban CGI from being used anywhere except for exterior space ship shots or when a phaser is fired.
>>216499122Imagine Jesus telling Republicans to feed starving children, black people, and immigrants. They'd deport him back to the middle east.
Bass Reeves. For real this time.
>>216498977That's not Dali.
>>216499412>Imagine Jesus telling Republicans to feed starving children, black people, and immigrants. They'd deport him back to the middle east.
>>216498944Its a mainstream franchise and people pknow about that game like its a mario game
>>216499122>mentally ill criminals look up to him which makes him look bad by association>people with supernatural intel that actually know he's Jesus are evil and try to assassinate him>the movie ends like The Blues Brothers with everyone hating him and chasing after him
>>216499509This just proves my point.
>>216499509Lol no yeah, I'm sure He'd love your orange daddy
>>216499412That's some boring Reddit shit.
Buck Breaking 2
>>216499509You're not being very Christian right now.
>>216498977Can't be done No one alive can make it work
>>216499412imagine glowies trying to clone him but all the clones turn into copies of Mary
A high fantasy Dragonlance series
I'd make TV so poisonous that the populace moves on to more fruitful endeavors.
>>216498473It's done dude, Chris proved he can't write anymore with the movie, plus the story is literally over, there's nothing else to tell. Do you really want to give them more seasons to continue pussifying Broc and Sergeant Hatred?
>>216498977he was a manlet sex pest, what is there to say
>>216500134>treats him like shit when he was alive>cries when he seemingly offs himself and blames othersEvery time.
Kingdom Hearts
>>216499085It's bait and you fell for it.
>>216498448Me on the left.I started doing bodyguard work recently and it fucking sucks dick so fucking much. Go to this venue, make it secure, now stand at full attention for hours while some rich asshole prances around. One time I was backup for Taylor Swift and she's fucking handing bags of designer clothes to her guard like he's a waiter.I seriously thought this job would mean chilling with famous people and keeping weirdos away but the work is just with an agency and they make you go to Japan for a week with some faggot diplomat, sleeping in a shitty hotel room with 5 other guys who just keep telling the same fucking afghanistan stories over and over.And they're ALL manlets.
Basically a hit piece on twitter users. It would be a cheap ass production. We would find the home and work of dumb fucks on the internet and call text and publicly harass them until they apologize or assault me and I sue them. Some political garbage topics, but I’d focus more on fetishists and people who misspell cologne as colon.I think it would be profitable. If I can’t do that, then I’m just going to host my own public executions and film those.
Maybe I'll write again when AI can generate video from just what I type. Idk, i dont really care because I found something I like as a creative outlet. The shit I have stored in my head will probably dissapear with me when I die.
>>216498678it's already been done
>>216498448A rule throws out the financial criminals to save his people from destruction but the criminals band together and get the country destroyed by the surrounding nations
>>216500306imagine thinking the bougies will treat the help like humans
>>216498995FFT isn't a terrible story but FF9 would be true kino.
The Expanse
>>216499345>Blood Meridianisn't this already being made?
>>216498448not glorified fanfiction of a well established franchise, that's for fucking sure
>>216498448This pic
Don't have any ideas, I just think we don't have enough white man mix-raced couples on /tv/. Statistically, these are the most successful marriages.
>>216500488I just wanted to get the training. Most of the cool shit they don't want civvies to know like advanced CPP costs 30k or more. Sign up to a company and you can get 300k of training for a 3 year contract.
>>216498448A literal adaptation of the book of revelations. It's my dream movie/show.
>>216498448I would bring back Mindhunter. At least 4 or 5 more seasons.
>>216499509Kek look at his peen
>>216500571It's been in production hell for about 20 years.
>>216500678
>>216499645>Lol no yeah,
>>216499560It really doesn’t.
Just a lot or anti Israeli and Jewish villain shows. Turn about is fair play.
>>216500678It's either Greece or Spain but one of them actually has a downs syndrome politician now.
>>216498448That's one scary looking technocrat
My idea would be an adaption of PS2 games and have the women with larger breasts assuming we are just bezos and making shit for ourselves without a fuck about other people
>>216500891I’d make it empowering for people with Down Syndrome but she would lose every single case and have to take the bus everywhere and the judge would yell at her for eating Animal Crackers in the courtroom.
>>216500213what if you fell for the bait?
>>216498448A young boy discovers the power to make large black women breastfeed him
>>216501145I would literally kill myself
>>216500835fincher would ask for two billion, then say no and make mank 2 instead
>>216498448Band of Brothers: Imperial Guard
>>216499016>whores and drugs and that's what no one didare you joking?
>>216498448Glen Cook's The Black Company or the Jon Shannon trilogy from author David Gemmell.And I will not accept any bullshit changes or anything to make them more mainstream acceptable. Take them as they are.
>>216498448miniseries on the life of Vasilli Zaitsev, the revolutionary (tactical doctrine, not communism) sniper who developed advanced techniques and strategies in a battlefield infantry role still in its infancy with mass-produced, rugged, high-magnification optics still quite rarely issued and specialized Sniper outfits trained with the intensity of spec-ops existent. from his time as a little boy learning to hunt and make every bullet count -- skip to his late teens and short time in the Soviet Navy, his transfer to Stalingrad and through to the end of the battle for the city.He was depicted by Jude Law in Enemy at the Gates but after reading his autobiography "Notes of a Russian Sniper" I realized how poorly they adapted one of the war's most incredible soldier biographies. I'm a Nazi sympathizer but I can't help but admire the grit, skill, and temperament of the man and his proteges. Incredible warriors.
Inside Lydias Ass #2
>>216498448I'd give it all to Vin Diesel and tell him to put it into the Fast and Furious finale
There were at least two attempts that never passed pre-production.
>>216498466oh fuck yes. That is a ripe story to be told. Cant pussy out tho; it has to be brutal & amoral.The Conquistadors motivation was to take what they want without a second thought.The Aztecs motivation was to kill people for fun.
>>216498448I would make a romantic comedy about a software developer from Seattle who falls in love with an Irish Farm Girl with Big Milk Production Facilities.
>>216498448>World in Collision: around the 15th century BC, the planet Venus was ejected from Jupiter as a comet or comet-like object and passed near Earth (an actual collision is not mentioned). The object allegedly changed Earth's orbit and axis, causing innumerable catastrophes that are mentioned in early mythologies and religions from around the world.>Tragedy And Hope; A History Of The World In Our Time, in which (Carroll Quigley, a big influence on Clinton) states that an Anglo-American banking elite have worked together for centuries to spread certain values globally.[1]
space movie that involves actually launching Tom Cruise and William Shatner into space irl
>>216498448I would make a series about the 40k horus heresy and try to not pussy out and make the emperor/primarchs/space marines releateable but show them as the insane killing machines they are, also since money is not an issiue i would advocate for a mixture of practical and special effects lotr style
A series of fucks to hot whores.
>>216503950>A series of fucks to hot whoresBased Guccione
>>216498448I wouldn't make any series, I'd listen, which is what no one else did
>>216498448iain banks against a dark background however many episodes it takes to be 100% faithful to the book
>>216504220Is it that good ? I love The Culture but havent read that one
WARHAMMER 40000A trilogy in the vein of the Astartes clips.
>>216498448Band of brothers, but it's German soldiers on the ostfront. It's based, doesn't have kike propaganda or messaging. There's good attention to detail with the writing, uniforms equipment, accents actors etc. Top quality. With the undoubtedly good success this would do despite spitting on the holohoax bullshit it would warrant sequals for different units and campaigns.
>>216498448The lives of men living through the Black Plague in England. Three protagonists from the same fortified town (pick one), friends but of different ranks in life (noble, priest or doctor, yeoman or merchant). Five seasons planned from the start, hire teen actors with a three year gap that's right between seasons that is reflected in a 3 year timeskip each time. One of the three dies in season three (the black plague season), I'll wait and see which one the audience prefers and kill him, one of the other two directly benefits from the death but had nothing to do with it, the other loses trust.Anyway I mostly always dreamt of watching a lot TV show following the same characters from youth in the middle ages and not just a few episodes before they become men with full agency, but a full season or two.The black plague is just an interesting event but it could be set anytime something fun is happening and I'd be happy.
>>216501741why would you choose the jerusalem man? just do drenai tales
Friends but with 5 women and only one man (literally me) and all the drama revolves around trying to get more of my dick.
>>216498466Amazon already did this, it's called Hernán (2019)
>>216500701Low effort kikepost. Take your (you) but please try harder next time.
LOTR, but soulless, feminist and blacked. Wait...
Lemme post some meme pics to explain what I want
>>216506900Something like this (swapping yourself into a character) will be among the earliest applications of AI in netflix / porn and so on. Much simpler than generating whole products.
>>216506943
>>216503921I would like a 3 hour movie about the devastation of Baal. Keep everything accurate to the book but add more character side stories to tune up the stakes and the drama.also all the warp fighting as we see with Mephitston will be in 3D and you have to wear the cuck glasses.
>>216498448The Rehearsal, but the oppositeNathan Fielder gets thrown into complex situations with no preparation or warning
>>216506958And that's basically it
>>216506950Right, that could work. After decades of bland main characters you can identify with we could have bland main characters that are literally you.
>>216499083The lore accurate ending has JC Denton becoming merged with Helios and then in IW, he merges with augmented humanity at large.
>>216506980The porn I consume is not bland
>>216506943>>216506958>>216506967I have no idea what the fuck this is but I like it
>>216507069I don't remember where I saved it from either but it's been living rent free in my head ever since
>>216507086well whoever made it deserves praise or to be committed to a mental ward, maybe both
>>216506967No it isn't
>>216507101lmao
Battletech.Cover 4th Succession war, Clan Invasion and FedCom Civil War and some stuff inbetweenBut I would run it on Rule of Cool and add bunch of shit that would make the hardcore fans seethe and throw a melty.Some real Armored Core type shit
>>216507101I love when leftists redditors project their pedophilia onto libright
>>216507143well fuck you then no billies for you
Halo
SEKIRO IN 3D
>>216498448The British Empire single handedly stopping the western slave trade.It would explore the nuances of the people involved, from the psychopaths who would set fire to a ship full of slaves rather than let it be captured, to the opportunistic native Chiefs, who had no issues selling their rivals into slavery in return for guns, as well as hint in detail towards the even greater Arabian slave trade, that kept on going.It would of course involve an excessive number of topless Nubian queens, and no spoken dialogue for any blacks, outside of a few scenes with their chiefs and interpreters.
>>216498448Me going across the country in a van picking up bitches and fucking them in every hole, there's gonna be some plot and drama but the fucking is front and center.
>>216506997what porn do u watch?
>>216498448I'd do a sci-fi anthology series that features beautiful women being graphically raped every episode. I'd use as many practical effects as possible for the tentacle rape scenes.
>>216500678You can pay her with shiny things
The Terror: Actual Season 2Make it about the Bronze Age Collapse with the Sea People fucking things up and some weird ancient religious shitAll practical ship effects
>>216507261mostly foot fetish, boob fetish, then cum in mouth scenes
>>216507860>boob fetishWhat kind of a sick fuck likes boobs?? Absolutely degenerate.
>>216498466>>216504696>>216504965>>216507439Would watch, really I just want something like Rome.
>>216498448Turner Diaries adaptationThe Camp of the Saints adaptationSiege adaptation"red dawn" style movie about resisting ZOG
>>216499122>Jesus coming back and nobody normal believing himI'm 99% sure he's supposed to come back out of a cloud on a white horse with fire eyes and a sword coming out of his mouth, not whatever you're talking about
Ghost Mutt
I want to walk with the T-Rex.
>>216498448My own 80s vaporwave ninja movie i wrote few years back.
>>216500678I remember reading some green text about her confidently striding in the room saying she's going to crush this case, slamming her briefcase on the table and opening it up to reveal it's full of jellybeans
