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>It's s Koumba gets a major set of blue balls episode

Realistically, as a fellow coomer, if in Koumba's situation, how many nuts would you bust in a day knowing you have virtually unlimited nut busting with anyone you wish 24/7? They will even fly troves of them in from Japan.
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>>216498588
can the plurb cure herpes? i think my heart will explode from all that pussy
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>playing games on very easy mode
>immediately losing all interest in the game
Narcissistic sexpest or not, you would literally get bored. You would look to find meaningful sex again. You would quietly celebrate when a distraught Carol rolls into town. You would recognise that with the plurb taking their leave of absence, there is nothing stopping you from adding Carol's quivering pussy to your highscore table. You would recognise that nobody likes her and nobody is coming to her rescue any time soon. You would prevent her from leaving and treat this opportunity as a sandbox for how far you can take your dominance over the last remnants of humanity. After you were finished with Carol you'd look for ways to pick off the others, like a truck driver who's waiting for an opportunistic hitchhiker, or a hill walker that's identified an isolated and vulnerable target with a mobile phone which will eventually get found at the bottom of a steep crevasse, and no trace of their body.
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>>216498740
>you would literally get bored. You would look to find meaningful sex again

lmao. women are vermin, I would celebrate their mindlessness, I only want to coom. retards like you think their stupid games bring meaning kek.
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The shilling is wearing me out
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>>216498740
I'm sure I could keep this hedonism up for a decade at least
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>>216498740
i will never get tired of morning blowjobs from different women
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>>216498795
>>216498840
>>216498844
t. unhygienic, mouth-breathing, waifu body-pillow hugging, "super easy mode" gamers
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>>216498894
you can also get fit and show the plurb the beauty of the world and make it fall in love with me
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>>216498894
It's just the weak zoomoid mentality. This is an obvious reference to the Twilight Zone episode where the gambler can't ever lose, and the black guy's going to come to a similar conclusion in the end, but the zoomer sees i and says "sign me up" because they're so scared of any adversity whatsoever
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>>216498840
In the shows canon, that's perfect timing, but they're would only be skinnyfats left in the end
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>>216498991
>black guy's going to
Goddamn it, he has a name, use it.

KOUMBA.
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>>216498740
Well, he could play games against the Joined on the legitimate level. Seven billion against one.
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>>216498965
The plurb is just a walking IRL jizzmag that happens to have pussy lips and a Brechtian approach to roleplay. It would be forever alientating and you'd get bored with it, quickly. It's a populous equivalent of some overused wanksock that you've throw under your bed.

You're all that's left of humanity, you have more autonomy than you've ever had. You'd seek something meaningful to fuck and would see the Plurb as a tool to make that happen. Providing you're not some faggot without ambition.
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>>216498740
>You would look to find meaningful sex again.
Also it's still meaningful sex. The Joined are not robots. It's still a human mind.
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>>216499043
>The plurb is just a walking IRL jizzmag that happens to have pussy lips and a Brechtian approach to roleplay. It would be forever alientating and you'd get bored with it, quickly.
You have completely misunderstood the basic concepts of the show.
The plurb is not an A.I.
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>>216499026
No I don't think I will just like I won't use your shill marketer term "joined" either
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>>216499043
>meaningful

there is no meaning in sex, retard. it's a biological instinct. the easier you get it the better. only virgins think there is a "chase" or whatever. men want to coom, a brainless plurb with a vagina is perfection.
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>>216499075
You're an idiot.
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>>216499047
It's a walking wanksock. There's fuck all "human condition" relatability with it at all. It's literally uncanny in both it's dialogue and how it acts (as a group). Incels might see it as some amazing thing with a pair of tits and a desire to please you. Gigachads see it as easy meat and uninspiring. Pick a side.
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>>216499114
At least I'm not retarded or Indian
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>>216498588
I enjoy how mad this shit is making women online
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>>216499047
>It's still a human mind.
they have human memories, but the mind is obviously not human
if you upload your brain to chatgpt, chatgpt is still whatever personality its programmed to have, it can just reference your memories
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>>216499134
sounds good to me, let the daily deepthroat face fucking begin
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>>216498844
you would
im not saying you shouldnt try to get tired of it
but you would get tired of it
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>>216499146
source? proofs?
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>>216499134
You're likely sub-90 IQ if this is your genuine takeaway from the show. You have completely missed everything about how the hive mind works and the transformation of humanity.
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>>216499167
no retard, it's literally the one thing I can get forever and not get tired
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Question: can the plurbs let you speak to a single mind? Even if the others are still "listening in"? It seems like it can because Zosia mentions certain doctors and specialists from time to time weighing in on issues.
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>>216498588
was that a casino royale reference?
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>>216499084
>the easier you get it the better
t. STD-riddled losebag with zero standards. pic related, it's every single one of the women you've ever fucked (as your monkey coom brain can't work out how to be sexually appealing to solid 9's)
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>>216499197
sounds like you haven't been laid much
i get all the deepthroat i want from my wife
over the years I like to make it special by reducing the frequency to about once or twice a week
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>>216499213
Yes, but that single mind is biased because of its connection to the hive mind. So it's not going to be the person it was before. You could say "Let me talk to John Cena, just John Cena" and he would answer, but John Cena is part of the hive-mind, and his personality has changed because of it. He's one of them now.
If you said "Let me talk to John Cena from before" it could pretend to be Cena from before with a high degree of accuracy (drawing on vast acting skills) but you'd always know it was a fake.
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>>216499179
>still trying this terrible strawman
And your mother frequents soup-kitchens to fellate the homeless.
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>>216499084
>a brainless plurb
The plurbs are not brainless. Every person in the hive is still there.
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>>216499279
Revising this to sub-80 since you don't know what a strawman argument is.
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>>216499301
no, it's one being, retard
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>>216499267
>anons wife cuts down on sex with age
>he copes that he actually likes it that way

holy schizo
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>>216499352
No it isn't. The show makes this very clear. So I guess you're just dumb.
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>>216499378
hey man I sincerely hope you understand where I'm coming from one day, you didn't deny the part about being undersexed, hopefully you get enough sex to your hearts content whenever you want however you want someday to understand
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>>216498588

None. The joined are a hive mind. I'm not just banging several A list actresses and models, every person I've ever known is in that husk.
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Carols should sedate one of the plurbs, then take them into a Faraday cage or deep underground. Just experiment and see if she can cut off the connection to the hive. Then see what happens.
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>>216499471
the others will come to rescue it
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>>216499344
And that busted mess you call a mother is throating 80 hobos a night, with 80 more hanging out the back of her diseased cooch.
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>>216498894
>t. the anon typing out full fledged coomer fantasies on /tv/
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>>216499484
She has to be sneaky about it.
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this dude is 1 hundred percent going to get manipulated by the hive to try to kill carol
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>>216499177
>>216497124
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>>216499508
>OP: "how many nuts would you bust in a day knowing you have virtually unlimited nut busting with anyone you wish 24/7?"
>Anon responds with a realistic end-game scenario, beyond the obvious thirsty incel/coomer posts
It is a shame that you're retarded anon but please keep your spastic comments to yourself. The original question was literally about "busting...nuts" in a fantasy sci-fi setting, so there's no surprise when answers are specific to that - although it is noticeable that a waifu-pillow remark has rustled your jimmies.
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>>216499224
qt
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>>216499750
>i-i'm not a gooner! this is e-e-entrapment! OP's the gooner, not me!
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>>216499795
No y-you
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>>216499795
When did Hanson become famous for preventing the rape of middle-aged misanthropic lesbian hags? It's almost like you can't follow our conversation due to brain damage..
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>>216499946
You're taking the joke too literal m8
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>>216499967
>mfw someone bloody laughed at raping middle-aged lesbian hags
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>>216498588
>fly troves of them in from Japan
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>>216498588
why cant i like this show at all
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hear me out, watch the plurb fuck itself while you’re getting a blowjob
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>john xina episode
why
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>>216498588
>Singlehandedly carrying the show
>Called rapist/sex pest by roasties and redditors
What is Vince's end game here with this character?
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>>216498740
>meaningful sex
Only virgins believe this is a thing.
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>>216500129
Vince loves his (You)s
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>>216499418
bait or youre retarded
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>>216500129
Probably to cover bases in a way, if the plurb really happened you know someone would do the shit this guy is doing.
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>>216498588
probably none since it's basically having sex with everyone on the planet. unless the plurbs could turn off everyone except the 10/10 qt 3.14s in my harem
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In the thumbnail he looks like he has the Katt Williams hairdo. I was disappointed to see that wasn't the case.
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>>216500129
fan service to his immigrant audience
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>>216498643
Why would you need it to? If you didn't have it and you wanted to avoid getting it, they'd likely tell you which girls had it. And if you already had it and didn't want to spread it, they would tell you which girls already had it so you could fuck exclusively them.



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