I really enjoyed The Witch.
All Eggers works are good. Come @ me fagg0ts
>>216500351Anya was a cute back then, otherwise the movie sucked ass I saw it in theaters.
>>216500351Why did they get a latina to play the main white girl?
>>216500407she looks white, nobody is giving dna tests
>>216500363Fpbp
>Wouldst thou like to live mas?
>>216500609>brown eyes>fake blonde hair>whiteNope. inb4 brown boy rage
>>216500351>Gets to float for a little bit and eat butter>Burns for all eternity when she diesWhat a dumb bitch
>>216500351based>>216501885cringe
Is this movie worth a watch or is it just more post-modern, woke girlboss trash?
>>216501894in after brown boy rage. inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE
>>216500351Looking back and seeing actresses pre-bog is fucking grim
>>216501894based>>216501944cringe
>>216501885there's a lot of brown eyed Anglos, yiddy
>>216502062>>216502095Said the brown boys
>>216500351I hadn't seen any Eggers films and loved it. Watched that and The lighthouse double feature, and liked the witch more. Shouldn't have watched it by myself though, I'm a pussy when it comes to horror and some scenes were really scary
>>216502245I liked the Lighthouse more but the Witch was good.
>>216501941>Is this movie worth a watch Yes>or is it just more post-modern, woke girlboss trash?Not in the slightest. I'm too ignorant to say whether it's a 100% accurate depiction of early colonial life but there's not a hint of wokeness in it.
>>216500351OP lives deliciously
>>216502360Eggers dont do woke. Nosferatu is literally caused by a hoe
>puritan>frontier livingguaranteed hairy and only bathed once a week, pass
>>216502226shoo joo
>>216501885How's it feel being an SJW
>>216502398more for me fag
>>216501941>is it just more post-modern, woke girlboss trashthat + autistic reddit atheism
Woudst thou like the taste of semen
>>216501893Do you not wish to live deliciously?
>>216500351Made for bucking black goats.
>>216500351Ive seen this a few times and its still never resonated with me like it seems to everyone else. I dont get why and thats annoying.
>>216502398>puritan>frontier living>guaranteed hairy and only bathed once a week, passThey had an excuse. What's yours? Moreover they were thin and wirey. You're a 400 pound pig who bathes once a week.
I don`t know no Witch....the VVitch on the other hand, well that was a movie
>>216504381false on all counts
>>216502548>more for me fagWho's your fag?
>>216504442idk what you mean desu. i just want the gal.
>>216504409you're a 500 pound whale that bathes once a month?
>>216504532It was a silly joke at the lack of punctuation. >more for me fagImplies you have a fag>more for me, fagIs calling that other anon a fag... I guess I'm your fag because I explained the joke :c>i just want the gal.She has a nice almost boobshot like halfway through. Enjoy :D
One of my favourite movies, would recommend
>>216504761It's calls indian derangement syndrome. You attribute normal asss internet shit to someone being a jeet. symptoms include>having an autism attack over speeling erorrs>noticing i spelt ass with 3 sss>spazzing over a lack of capitalizationjeet derangement syndrome is curable.
>>216500351Thread goes from this.To this.>>216504861>jeet derangement syndrome
>>216504939Ignore him and post onyo
>>216504963her peak form then it goes down the Bog hill
>>216504963idk m8, the sirs have the needfull to obsess over jeets whenver a sir posts a post
>>216504963plz make more jeet post, surely white americans aren't tired of ironic jeetposting
>>216504977>her peak form then it goes down the Bog hillI'll take her bogged over most other actress' best days of their life.
saaaaaaar whit americans love jeet bbc ironic post. it is so ironic bcause it is so funny.
>>216500370good taste in womenshit taste in film
>>216502398>guaranteed hairy and only bathed once a week, passOddly, I have a literally on-point AI gen of her in this role, but I'm afraid to post it.
>>216500351Her performance in splice was better
>>216505919Post it dear god its only 3 days ffs
