Whenever I bribe someone, I say "maybe this will help".
>>216500737>You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
>>216500737Whenever someone calls me a "big guy" I always respond with "for you"
>>216501763Are you a cop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
>>216502738Don't you worry about what i am fuck boy. I am a state certified agent
I don't give a fuck.Alright, I do give a fuck.
>>216502759So you sell insurance, got it
>>216502746not even all that many of my faggot hipster friends have seen this movie so when I say the line full-throated I look like a psychopath but I still do it every time because whenever I belt out the line and the room goes awkwardly silent I like to think Lynch is looking down on me sayung "Hmmm, yes! The hero's journey..." or some stupid shit
A few guys I work with have seen American Psycho, so if one ever got something new or was showing something, one of us would say "now let's see Paul Allens".
“shut it, SpongeBob”. https://youtu.be/UF0AvODXSts
"I'm A. Lock-Smith and I'm a locksmith."
When someone is heading out to go to work or school:>Have fun storming the castle!
this one from barfly
>>216500737person goes on an angry rant>are you john wayne? is it me?
I am tall and lanky and whenever I ran people would say "Run Forrest Run!"
>>216504230tom hanks isnt tall, you sure you dont just look like a tard?
>>216500737I like to sing "Scattered Pictures" whenever I kill someone
whenever someone asks what I do for a living, I just say I drive
I have all of Gooses lines from Blade Runner 2049 memorized and that's my entire vocabulary when dealing with people. Which is rare.
If I take off that mask, will you die?You're a big guy!
>>216500737Well, it's not a movie, but every line from the Simpsons TV show circa roughly the first through seventh seasons.
I don't sleep. I just dream.
>>216504895When I was a kid I had some neighbors that were really old and were moving away and as they were telling us, I said "Gonna run out the clock in Florida?" and my dad went crazy at me for saying something so rude kek.
>>216504960haha
>>216500737"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
I just have a few payments left on my solar telescope.
>>216504960Dangerously based
>>216500737>Better to ask forgiveness rather than permissionFrom Eragon. I'm pretty sure that's it word for word I sure hope I haven't been quoting it wrong all these years. I don't give a fuck about those books or movies, I just happened to see the first or possibly only one one time and that stuck with me. Probably cause Jeremy Irons delivers it.
>>216500737
>>216504895Same here
I say this sometimes, not really sure what I mean by it but nobody every asks and assumes it's some idiom.
>>216500737>ashes to ashes, dust to dust>you better use it, or it will start to rusti almost got stabbed for this one
When the game I'm playing is over I say game over.
>>216500737>Just remember, good luck and we're all counting on you.
Name's Bond. James Bond.
when someone gives me shit and i dont have a comeback i just OHHHHH like they do in the sopranos
>>216500737>someone says "surely">say "And don't call me Shirley">"What?"
From that Simpsons steamed hams clip, if I’m skeptical about something:“and you call them [x] despite the fact they’re obviously [y]”>>216502853also this
>>216502853>A few guys I work with have seen American Psycho, so if one ever got something new or was showing something, one of us would say "now let's see Paul Allens".
>>216500737>minor inconvenienceI wish the Lord would take me now
>>216505763you too?
>>216500737Cool Beans.
>>216504230are you a goggle eyed freak as well?
"Anyway, how's your sex life" after I've vented to someone
>>216502790>>216502790this except i say this linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N755jvOUCNI
You guys spend too much time on /tv/ if you go around spouting references from old films and tv shows at people irl
>>216506077If you spend too much time on /tv/ you wouldn't go around spouting tv and movie references, but /tv/ references.You went to /tv/, I went to the movies
>>216505135classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnrbnW8ztsIf you say this with enough conviction, anyone who's trying to mess with you will back down.
>>216506077What movie is this line from?
I say this at least weekly when someone rants about some nonesense and I don't care and have nothing to say about it. It's comfy and pretty much stops the conversation.
When someone asks if something's wrong>You're wrong, nigger! Be a nice guy and go on about your business.
>>216505027You uh, you know that's not from eragon, right?
>>216505763If Sopranos >Fed up with something Fuck em John, fuck all of em
>I wouldn't use a single line>I'd stay silent to what they have to say>and that's wha no one did
>>216505027Nigga that's a common saying it's not a quote
My mom always quoted john hammond's I spared no expenses when buying new clothes and makeupthinking about it always makes me smile
Stay white here, I'll be black later.
>>216500737I quote There will be blood loudly while flailing around when I need to scare off homeless people.>"I AM THE THIRD REVELATION">"I TAKE YOUR MILKSHAKE">"DRAAAAAINAGE">"BASTARD IN A BASKET"
>>216505119Damn, that movie poster makes it look way better than the actual film, also i just found out there was a 3rd one. There could only be one...
>>216504895And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there
Dumbledore's>Yes...and no
"I don't want to get better".
Not a movie but this recently
>>216510242Yeah I saw that thread.
>>216510255Not OP of that if it was a thread, but it always gets thrown out in those, plus a few of my buddies who I watched the Sopranos with in college years ago always get a chuckle from it now
>>216500737>moviesDoes it have to be movies? Because my daughter and I have adopted Villanelle's "BORING" from Killing Eve.Also, I often repeat the classic "I say we talk off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
>>216504541
>>216510393>talk offtake off
I've gotten in a few what an odd thing to says
I used to work with a guy whom I could do the "DILLAHN YOU SON OF A BITCH" bit, with his name replacing the DILLAHN.
>>216500737Son, I'm disappoint.>*grunts*>*Be veeery careful!>I have a use for you.>Hmhmm... powder.
>>216505351Should've yelled CHICKEN JOKEY, old man.
>>216500737Sometimes I'll say "I look like a can of smashed assholes" but I always fuck it up and instead say "I look like a smashed can of assholes"
>>216500737“Yeah, well (fill in the blank) two things right now. Jack and shit. And Jack town.”
>>216510949>>216511185JOCKEY CHICKEN
>>216500737"Spot me a 20?"
>>216502853>A few guys I work with have seen American PsychoNiggers, EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET HAS THAT MOVIE IT'S A FUCKING REDDIT MEME
>>216511891will you chill
>>216502853
>He's behind me, isn't he?>you and what army? Oh, that army, heh.>ummm, THAT just happened.
>>216501763You go that way, I'll go home
>This is great banter.Whenever we are laughing with friends.
>>216502728
>>216512211>you and what army? Oh, that army, heh.NOW WHEN THE FUCK COULD YOU USE THAT
The "wrong wrong wrong wrong" song from scrubs.
Whenever I hear about a plane crash I can't help but think "he didn't fly so good!"
https://youtu.be/WAyLLsGWdS8When a friend does something impressive.
>>216510242for me i say "I SAW THAT ONE COMIN'!" in a very snarky way
