Did this need a remake already?
*demake
Rowlings bank account was running low so yes
someone's paying them money, I just know it
>>216502709I kind of doubt that, I think she just wants a adaptation she has complete creative control of.
>>216502682Fantastic Beasts was such a failure they gave up making spinoffs entirely
well yeahit's fanbase are disney adults and have a ton of extra money they can hand over to this slopchise since they don't have to worry about raising real childrenI mean just look at you complete 30+ losers
>>216502682>yfw 2001 was 5 years ago
Of course, the world is full of brown people now.
It's a chance to right so many wrongs.
>>216502682Every popular property must be reoriented to be about diversity and to have black people.
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>>216502682Why did they cast a 30 year old lesbian as Harry?
>>216502682Rowling insisted on it because anything else she's done since has been a colossal failure and she's obsessed with the stupid, irrelevant, annoying, redundant shit in her books that totally needs to be adapted into live action.
>>216502722>I think she just wants a adaptation she has complete creative control of.As if the Fantastic Beasts movies didn't already prove this is a horrible idea.
>>216502902I'm not saying it's a good idea, Rowling in 2025 is very different from the Rowling that wrote Harry Potter as children's books (an entirely different medium)
>>216502682both of them are cute bussysi'm ok with the casting, i just hope new harry doesn't grow up so much between book 1 and book 2old harry got too firm in the second movie, his skin much more tight, less soft and pink
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>>216502682New Harry looks indian.He will age into a disgusting mutant. Screencap this
>>216502976He looks like Nasim Pedrad in Chad.
>According to Google the same fugly fatty is playing the two fugly fatties under two different names.kek
Who is controlling the ventriloquist dummy on the left?
>>216502682HBO made a bid to make a LotR show and it was the same idea as with Harry Potter, remake the movies as a show. It was rejected and they went with Amazon's proposal instead.
>>216503167And we all know the tragic end to that story.
>>216502722What, like Stephen King and "The Shining" TV movie where the posessed hedgerow animals get super scary snap-closeups or something?CAPTCHA: Magog.
>>216503210There are 3 more seasons left to go because that's the agreement and Bezos is a LOTR nerd, so that slop will keep going even if he is the only watcher.
>>216502682The books, especially the later ones, are quite long and have a lot of detail that fills in a lot of characters and their backgrounds. A show would work really well if they were faithful to them. With Snape, they have already proven they have no desire to be faithful.
>>216502682>>216503167This is going to make Rings of Power look like a faithful adaptation of the Silmarillion.
>>216503325The books are full of pointless shit, how many times do we need to read about Harry and Draco spewing stupid insults at each other that sound more like a latent homosexual spat?Oh, oh, my favorite extended retarded moment is when Hermione curses the shit out of Marietta because she gave away the Dumbledore's Army secret while under duress and after having been pretty much forced by Cho to join, Hermione gives her permanent scars in the face (It's specified only dark magic can leave permanent scars) and Harry acts like a fucking woman and sides with Hermione when Cho is naturally really fucking bewildered by the whole ordeal, the books are full of hideous moments like that.
>>216502682nupotter looks so soi compared to chadcliffe
>>216503407The cursed child play was rewritten to be a gay romance, there’s a decent chance harry is gay in this
>>216503440grim
>>216502709Video game went platinum with a sequel on the way. Still gets merch checks. She's living good breh! The fags cant stop her!!
>>216502682The movie series was inconsistent in terme sof style. The movies from #5 had mediocre cinematography with Yates in command. Fitting 700 pages of story into 2.5 hours became an issue starting with the 4th installment. And since Rowling didn't finished her story they unknowingly removed important plot points that would become important in the last film.
>>216503440I've never heard of any of those TV shows. I think the writers are unintentionally going to make the audience root for Draco and the "bad" side of the story, only to course correct like the man in the high castle did when people started rooting for le evil Nazis who made a good country to live in. >>216502682That kid is going to be bullied more than the kid who played Anakin.
>>216502682No. But WB needs money. And Harry Potter Merchandise sells. And since the fantastic beasts prequels bombed, they are resulting to a reboot.
>>216502976>white blue eyed child looks like us indiansSAAAAAR
>>216502682Praying Paramount win the battle and shitcan the new show. It’s practically pointless with much worse actors other than LithgowLiterally how can it not be a demake when you replace Carlysle with Nick Frost
>>216502682Should I speed-read Harry Potter to my 6 years old son so I can show him the original films before he imprints on the remake shit? I never read the novels myself, I always was (still am) a Tolkienfag and was an edgy late teenager when HP books started coming out so I thought they were gay and for kids. I watched all HP movies a few years ago, thought they were all right. Also I literally just finished reading LotR to him, he loved it.
>>216505067yes read them to himthe books are much better than the moviesonly the first 2 movies are canon
So now that Harry Potter is in America are they going to have a school shooting episode?
>>216505067Seems like a downgrade after LoTR, but I guess if you just run through them quickly, it's fine. My dad, who was also a LoTR fan, enjoyed the books, and I guess a lot of people's parents must have as well.
>>216502682The time between the first movie and the TV series is the same time between the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe TV series and Movie.You're just old anon
>>216502724I blame that on Amber Heard fucking up Johnny Depp's career for those few years.
>>216502943that little Jew goblin on the left IS NOT CUTE,retarded animal poster
>>216505205People shat on his performance but he was far more believeable as a cult figure wanting to rule over the humans for "their own good" rather than Mads who was just plainly evil
Anon.. it has been over 40 years... have you seen Emma... or the redhead what's her name...
>>216502682They should just do a Hogwarts show taking place after the books, follow a different house each season, explore the castle, and the grounds. It's a fucking magical school, how hard can it be to wring drama from the setting without Harry Potter?
>>216505222If Emma appeared before me, I would propose immediately. She's aged like a fine wine. Or gin, as the case may be.
>>216503440Anon... it's already written... by that trans-hating lady...
>>216505148Alan Moore already wrote that. Yes, Harry rapes McGonagal
>>216502715yeah i think the cast and crew are getting paid for sure, very suspicious
>>216502682No it didn't, it was was already the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>216505129>>216505155Yeah I was hoping to jump into Silmarillion next, but since even a quick read of all of HP will take some time then I think I'll probably do that.I don't even care that much about the novels desu (maybe I will after actually reading them), but I know he will run into the movie adaptations sooner or later, so I want him to consider the visuals of the original as the true ones. Same with LotR movies (probably won't watch them for another couple years since they get pretty intense, but they will be THE LotR movies to him).I really wish I could homeschool him to avoid all the post-zoomer brainrot garbage he inevitably picks up from other kids at school, but I have neither time nor other resources to do it.
>>216505067>6yoMaybe teach him about the real world first instead of creating another future manbaby.
>>216505331He gets enough of that as well anon, but I'm happy to hear your recommendations and suggestions too.
>>216505264you're a fucking retard
>>216502682i wouldn't watch a HP remake even if they paid me. You just know it's going to be disgustingly bad
>>216502682it could potentially be better as a seriesthe movies came out a little bit before the era of long running story driven series like got so back in the day no one would consider it viableonly first 3 movies were good, the rest felt too rushed and shortened compared to booksorder of phoenix was probably the worstnew tv series would ride on the millennials nostalgia but i have serious doubts that zoomers would dig it
>>216503440Is there a term for adult women who act like manchildren? Because all of these childless wine aunts and cat/dog moms seriously need a better hobby than ruining fictional media.
>>216505730we used to just call them women
>>216502682literally looks like a dyke
>BPD face
>>216505366Not a lot can be recommended for a 6yo except sleeping, eating and talking, heh.Not too long ago I've watched the first three movies with my 9yo and then we bought a nice Slytherin pin with a giant snake to commemorate, because he asked me if the Basilisk was real, which was a cute moment. He also was losing interest half-way through the third one because there was more dialogue, so I know he's not old enough for the rest of the series.
>>216505067Dumbleedore dies???
>>216502682nu Harry has the most punchable face I've seen in a while. Also, there's no way he won't grow up to be super ugly.
>>216502722She doesn't have that though. She can veto certain things but she's not in control of anything. She should have veto'd Blape but she's still a little too libshit for that. >>216502709More like WB's.
>>216506285Cool it, Timmy.
>>216502682They should have made a tv series based on witch trainer story.
>>216502682left looks like when rachel dratch played harry potter in that one SNL sketch where hermione (lindsey lohan) comes back to school having grown huge tits over the summer.
>>216506502>where hermione (lindsey lohan) comes back to school having grown huge tits over the summer.This is my personal headcanon that she actually did grow huge boobs at some point.
First season spends six episodes in Diagon Alley exploring the backstory of the gay clerk working at Flourish and Blotts. Character is never mentioned again. Season 2 coming in 2029
>>216502709No it wasn't tranny lmao
>>216502709Rowlings has Michael Jackson-like revenue, she is an entertainment giant who will have gobs of money no matter what she does.
malfoy should be played by a black actor.
No but they need to wring money out of something and this franchise is easy to use for itI keep getting ads for the new audio books as well with Hugh Laurie as Dumbledore and they're all acting like it's some super serious interesting thing when they're just reading a mid children's book.
>>216502744>be millennial>was already in my later teens when the first movie dropped>never got into itdodged a pop culture bullet here.
>>216502682You can tell from the bong-genes that the new Harry will look like Piers Morgan in 20 years.
>>216505316>atlas shrugged in god tierwhat retard made this list?
>>216502976>He will age into a disgusting mutant.
>>216507304Eerie. Should have been cast as moaning myrtle.
>>216502709kek, no. Best explanation I've heard: Rowling greenlit the remake specifically because she wants to destroy the original HP cast, because every single one of them turned on her. And I hope that's true, because it's hillarious
>>216502682Why does the new kid look like a millenial lesbian
They shsould bring back PoA Pansy Parkinson in the tv series.
>>216502682Yes, in that sense that original movies are hilariously bad, almost amateurish.
>>216507472Ok if that's true it redeems the whole thing as a kinda of mega-shitpost
>>216502682To get <12 year olds interested in Harry Potter again. It's not really that complicated.
>>216503325I remember the first long book sucked. I will ask the author for a refund.
>>216505222>have you seen emmabesides that one meme picture? Yes, I have
>>216507472some of them stayed by her side
>already?I'm really, really really really sorry anonIt's been 24 years since the Philosopher's stone released.24 years>already?
>hermione>blacklol
>>216502682I know it’s been said 100 times but why, WHY, does this 10 year old boy look like an old lesbian? It’s comical to a degree but also pissing me off, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
>>216503440I disagree with your opinion.This series don't need "good writting"Having a board of writers is meaningless hereAll the writers look like retards and friend and familyEXACTLY the kind of work you'll put your retards friends and familyLike, you work on a factory, and the nephew of the owner is CEO and the sister is head of HRBrother this are joke jobs that have little impact on the production, it's just a little cage for the retards friends and family to keep them busyHarry Potter is already a very cinematic book and you have all movies and even stage plays, being on a 5 man writing board won't change that, they can't enforce power here, the (writing) work is already done tried and true, they can't fuck up They'll just show up and drink coffee and post on twitter
>>216508203you're a fucking retard
>>216502682Imagine being such a microplastic ridden estrogen filled fag that you make Daniel Radcliffe look like a giga chad
>>216502709lol exactlycash grab had already robbed the bank accounts of the most troglodyte mill’s…time to move on to the most retarded zoom-zoom’s falling prey to the biggest ad campaign in history
>>216508219But that's how anglos have always looked.Radcliffe looks better because he's Jewish.
>>216508218Must be, because I'm drinking coffee doing nothing. Much like those other retards will doI think you overestimate the power of the writer, it's literally the retard basement keeping the beeI bet you think it's top down, with writer on top, and everything they write goes down the chain It's literally the opposite
>>216502682Not really a remake of the movies, more of a deeper adaptation of the books because the film format needed to cut out a lot of stuff to make it work.
>>216502682Why does Nu-Harry look like every 42 year old lesbian in Soho?
>>216508006you mean like Tom? Yeah. And he's in the new cast too. Funny how that works out, isn't it
>>216502682You want to know what bugs me the most?They tried to find a good Daniel Radcliff, not a good Harry Potter>eyebrows have the EXACT same cut and shape (lesbian is just a litlt thinner on the tip)>nose has the EXACT same hook (lesbian's nose tip is jus a little bit flatter)>lips are pretty similar, both thin and long>eyes have the EXACT same almond shape
>>216508265jews and americas are honestly ubermensch at this point because they have a subgroup of people who got the best genes from every european country
>>216505316based "No!" poster
>>216508331>And he's in the new cast tooI have found NO source of thatHe's casted on a broadway stage play, not the new series, but I've seen your repost being loosely spread and I don't think that's true
>Harry, did you chop off your dick and put it in the goblet of fire??
>>216502682How the fuck did they manage to find three kids who'd grow up to look as good as they did? The odds of that happening have to be astronomical.
>>216508331Tom as Lucius Malfoy would be kino.
>>216502682An animated adaptation would have been ideal. Hermione = Sexo
>>216508477the only one that's actually great looking is emma
>>216508477Well, if you look at historythe stranger things's main has a violent case of jew face and it's whateverIt doesn't "detract" you from the seriesWould the series be better if he was handsome? PossiblyBut it's not actually the big deal people make it to beThe jew rat face of the MC in Stranger things is like 0.9% of the series problems
>>216502682kid on the left looks extremely jewish
>Did this need a remake already?
>>216507472it blows my mind to see her as a child in the early harry potter movies while I have pictures of her tits and hairy pussy from her leaks when she is older.What a wild fucking world we live in where everything is permanently remembered by a witch doctor assembly director based in a slaver's basement off the coast of Sierra Leon.
>>216502976he looks much cuter than the other one.
>>216502682Yes, Millennials are gonna start dying in a decade or so, this is the last chance to milk them for those Harry Potter nostalgia money.
>>216502682Couldn't they get a kid with green eyes, no it didn't need a remake.
>>216507998Anon... it was a video...
>>216508300Androgyny is so hot right now, goy
i'm 21 and I think we really do need a remake. The way the old one looks is terrible? The old filming style was trash
>>216502682The kid on the left reminds me of when Rachel Dratch played him on SNL.
>>216509091Wow this guy is weird.
The fillms were iconic in their own right, it was a mistake to remake them in general, especially so soon.They should have just done a sequel movie series, a sequel TV show, or a prequel TV show, maybe around the Marauders. You could have ten seasons of kids growing up, Britain getting darker/more attacks, and how they joined the original Order of the Phoenix and fought Voldemort.
>>216503272No, just more accurate to her books.>>216506286She's (neo)liberal through and through, yes. And yeah you're right, more creative control of the adaptation than before would be more accurate I think.
>>216502895>>216509010Why do you come to every Harry Potter thread to post this?
>>216510117He's a sick, sick person.
>>216502682It would be better if you made a film about the associate of the Russian Caesar Peter I the Great, the sorcerer Yakov Vilimovich Bruce
>>216502709Retard.
>>216502682Why does the new one look like a lesbian?
>>216510038>Yates slop>IconicThe only memorable part was Fiennes goofing around, the trio became depressing when that's the reverse in the books, they gained in individuality.
>>216509749I know, and it was one event where she had terrible makeup pulling an expressive face right up to the camera, plus she clearly lost weight. She's looked great ever since.
>>216503299No actual LOTR nerd would have allowed the travesty that was rop. Stop believing pr talk.
>>2165034400% chance this is good holy shit
>>216502682Yes.Rowling needs more funds to personally strangle 6 million trannys.
>>216508331Retarded indian.
>>216503440a mixture of harvard retards and women who ve read malfoy x harry fanfics more times than the books
>>216505222>>216505264>>216509749Anon... Stop writing like a fucking retard
The new Ginny is cute. Not a pedo btw.
>>216502682Haven't been following the remake and thought you guys were fucking with me. Jesus Christ...
What was he thinking, bröthers?
>>216512575Is she from a rich family like Radcliffe?
>>216512455They look like they are modelling jeans in the bottom pic. The composition also sucks. t.photographer
>>216502682I cant wait>HEY SNAPE YOU UGLY NIGGER MUDBLOOD HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN DATE A WHITE WOMAN>WIZARD PURITY? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING YOU TRANNY GREASY NOG? YOU THINK I WOULDNT KNOW YOU MADE A SPELL TO CUT OFF YOUR OWN DICK SECTUM SEMPRA OR WHATEVER
>>216510472Yeah it was one event because nobody invites this freak no more.
>>216505067They're kids books. You can probably get through the whole series in a month.
>>216502709>rowlings bank account is running lowNigger she’s a billionaire
>>216502709>>216502682But a sequel with Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter would print money all the same.
>>216505067Having my mother read Harry Potter to me as a kid was genuinely one of the best childhood experiences I can think of. Some of the later books will have stuff that goes right over a kid's head, but most of it up to the end will be very fun for them.
>>216502682It would be hilarious i they canceled this showfor tax write off after the mergers done
Technically it's not a remake it's another adaptation
>>216514182stupid cunt stop talking
>>216513420If she's a freak what the fuck does that make you
>>216505155It's a downgrade to an adult, but to a kid HP is a pretty great series.I'm reading them to my 6yo right now as well. On book 4.
>>216514260Your mom's boyfriend, ha-ha!
>>216502682>alreadyit'sbeen25yearsanon
>>216507472>she wants to destroy the original HP cast, because every single one of them turned on herMakes sense why Luna actress is in as a adult role
>>216502682Maybe this guy will actually produce some growth hormone during puberty and not end up looking like a midget next to all the other actors.
>>216502976This. Despite being a Jew, Radcliffe at least looks handsome. This kid will grow up bongified beyond belief. Sad
>>216502682Kid on the left looks like an unlikable faggot.
We live in an era where you can proompt AI porn of the new hermione actress with a single click.
>>216502682I want to fucking behead this androgynous faggot so badly, of course they fucked up casting by lightspeed
>>216510038The only iconic film was the first one.
>>216505730anon everything is made for women and twinks. please accept this.
>>216507472be as it may, that doesn't make me endorse rowling. the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, and i care little if a hardcore feminist with more money than the king of england doesn't wholeheartedly support men chopping their dicks and taking estrogen shots.
>>216514215
>>216514808stop thinking about lewd things
>>216502724It was the Amber Heard fiasco, Johnny Depp was blacklisted for abusing her ... which was a lie, but the damage was done.Point is, that's the reason the spinoff died, not due to its qualities.
>>216515816>that's the reason the spinoff died, not due to its qualitieslol noIt died because the movies were complete dogshit and no one wanted to see some retarded prequel people wanted harry potter pokemon adventures
>>216507472Based, also she gets richer, infuriating her leftist fans even more.
>>216502752>25/25/25Fucking americanos, idiotas.
>>216503016That's Emma Thompson in a wig.
>>216503443And gets groomed by Dumbledore? Cool.
>>216516597I wonder if anyone in the USA has ever thought about your country that's wasn't from there. Probably not
>>216505301...while she is in cat form.
I don't want to dunk on a 9 years old kid but I doubt he will be a good Harry at least physically speaking. Daniel was a chad even at a young age, meanwhile this kid looks like a butch lesbian or a FtM troon. Not feeling like he is MY Pottah.
>>216507284Newfag alert
>>216502682Crazy how that little fag retroactively makes radcliffe look cool. We truly didn't know how good we had it
>>216502682no, but a sequel series would have worked well
>>216510470>deh!
>>216516809Sure, for a brief time. Then they tried to kill all white people and the lil guy supported it.
>>216502682Radcliffe looks like a chad by comparison
>>216517989digital ID will give me your info and I can't wait
