>Sam, we need to take one of the known, heavily guarded paths into Mordor. We can't just try to climb over the mountains in a lower spot.>But why, Mister Frodo?>You just don't get it, Sam, do you?
Climbing over the mountains wouldn’t’ve been Christian
What about Wetwang?
>>216504050Do you have that map without the red markings
>>216504050because they are mountainsit would've taken them a month, if they had proper equipment and supplies, which they didn't>walk/scramble along treacherous path for a whole day and it just ends with a sheer cliff>either you climb down, risking death, or turn back and try another way, wasting another day>do this sort of thing 50 more timeslike it probably would've taken less time to walk around the east side
>>216504050You can't stay for long i mordor because the air stinks, they had to take the shortest way to the mountain.
One does not simply walking into A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY
Its that easy bros
