Carter
GOOLD?
>>216506723goold
>>216506723>>216506739For reference: https://grok.com/imagine/post/ee00ff83-c90c-43d9-b67c-4650a6186975
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765366993805547.mp4SFW.lol
>>216507087>Hammond says "GOOLD" wrong>other guy says "Goa'uld" wrongtry again
Did BROtac touch the top of his head when talking to Hammond because he was bold or because he wanted to indicate a Texan hat?
>>216507103It's part of the joke, anon. Even so the other guy corrected him and looked him funny. I'm sure Hammond was not confused, and it was GOLD all of this time.
>>216506723>>216506713Woould.
Carter was actually hotter when she was in Atlantis
>>216507619>you will never have a threesome with Carter and KellerWhy even live?
Why didn't they kill off General Hammond instead of the doctor? He was leaving anyway.
>>216508115>SEX DR>SEX WITH THE DOCTOR>PASSIONATE HOT STEAMY SEX WITH DOCTOR FRAISER>PASSIONATE HOT STEAMY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH DOCTOR JANET FRAISER PLAYED BY TERYL ROTHERY IN THE MILITARY SCIENCE FICTION ADVENTURE TELEVISION SERIES STARGATE SG-1If you know what I mean
>>216508444nice trips anon...
>>216507776>Carter and Weirfixed
pew pew
>>216507619Never watched Atlantis, any pics to evaluate?
>>216509904
>>216509904>>216510075
>>216506713
>>216506713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcJB0IYmaM
>>216510075Prime MILF fuckmeat.
>>216510095She has that milf plumpness but other than that there's no much else going on, her absolute peak was in SG1
>>216508482why do the whites at work make this face at me all the time
>>216510649Wouldn't you like to know
>>216510299holy based
>>216510594
>>216511058I dont like short hair on women, but Carter is an ex exception
I had an ex who looked just like her but with black hair
>>216511584based
JONAS
it's over..
>>216511058Season 2 is favouriteAtlantis is least favourite
>>216512315She looks like Madge from Benidorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRJ5zf6JqDg>new series is confirmed to be 10 episodes long (assuming they don't make more seasons)Slop assessment unit, roll out.
>>216512315and the zoomer in with the modern picture like we didn't already know. you little fucks always feel excluded and need to ruin everything.
>>216512774Is there any reason shows have to have tiny seasons now? There is no question of having to bargain for airtime on a channel as viewers can tune in whenever they want. It can't be a question of budget either as new slop gets gorillions pissed up the wall. This is going to be Emancipation levels of cringe.
>>216512896Fucking hell, Daniel is so horny he's shagging the floor now.
>>216512896>Is there any reason shows have to have tiny seasons now?Risk management. It's not worth setting up a massive production base when the suits can pull the plug at any time they feel like it.
>>216512315She is literally 60 yo what do you want?
I want to see predictions on:1. Year show is set2. Primary location3. General plot / villian4. Team makeup5. Which cameos will we see
>>216512315orange sam bad
>>216512315Not her. Nice try.
>>216513270would
>>216513109>1. Year show is setCurrent year, the cameos (or any returning characters) will makes sense that way age wise>2. Primary locationEarth / Cheyenne>3. General plot / villianGnereric ayy lmao plot, side villain is the fair haired President of the US, by the end of the season the side villain turns out to be the primary one, because he has organized everything. 50/50 on using "Make Earth Great Again">4. Team makeupThey need a leader and science geek. The other two are unknown, but one has to be a second fighter (in addition to the leader). The Daniel/Jonas character will not be needed.- strong black womyn team leader, expert at everything, especially fighting, but also very smart- effeminate white man science geek - white woman, ??? position unknown- gay man, minority ethnicity, secondary fighter>5. Which cameos will we seeSam, Teal'C and Daniel 100%. Probably McKay and Sheppard. Everyone else is a tossup. Sam can be a general leading SGC. Sam and Daniel can have permanent or semi-permanent roles.
>>216513109Remember when a spin-off series would have just a single brief "handover" cameo in the pilot, and then maybe one or two other instances out of a hundred episodes?
>>216510095She does look a lot better with longer hair. Couldn't stand it when she cut it all off like a married Karen in SG1
>1 episode left of sg-1 on my first rewatch in 15 yearsi dont want it to be over...
>>216514185>and it's UnendingBased. S9 and 10 are great, haters don;t know what they are talking about.
>>216507619She is one of the rare who was believable as a girlboss. There's a scene in Atlantis where she goes full girlboss against a colonel from another division who disrespected one of her men and it was one of the only girlboss moment I liked from any show or movie
>>216514209Always thought the space stuff looked surprisingly good considering this shit is a mid 2000s Syfy production
>>216514461She's not a girlboss. She worked for everything and has flaws. She doesn't emasculate others to bring herself up
>>216514577
>>216512217>We need someone from another planet to replace Jackson, someone you never forget isn't from Earth >"jonas quinn">PERFECT
>>216514549They look exceptional. Photorealistic even. Not only the visuals, but the way they move and the kinetic feeling of the shots. Much better than a lot of slop we are getting now.
>>216513661>Digitally unfattened RDA
>>216514678
>>216508444can you explain what you meant by this? im extremely confused
>>216514620We don't talk about early carter m'kay, that doesn't count
This is my favourite ship design in all of Stargate. The Ancient Cruiser, smaller than the Aurora, a bit bigger than the Daedalus.
..and my second favourite the Ursini spaceship from SGU. Daedalus is third.
Sorry Daedalus, you know I love you, third place is fine...
>>216515008Even the muppet said it
>>216515030>>216515049>>216515073one ship from each show on purpose?
>>216515144Absolutely not, I had not realized that actually lol.
:3
>>216506713Sir, it's exponentially increasing! Exponentially! Sir, I'm really smart! Exponentially smart! :l
>>216511058Season 2 is absolute peak for short hair.
when mr eko starts posting in your sci fi thread you know you may aswell close it unless you want to read shit takes and faggotryi leave you with true OC instead of dogshit peddled by a tourist
>>216515366>touristbased newfag kek
>>216515453i've been coming here for a very very long time and not one queer in this thread has posted "hot tokra tits" or a picture of hammond you should all feel terribad
>>216515366I would watch this
>>216515594>forced hammond memegtfo
>>216515594Goddamn you just exposed how new you are
>>216512315Shiny and chrome.
>>216515689kek
>>216515659>>216515680fags
>>216506713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDoB1u5IbeI
>>216514209These were supposed to be the big baddies in Atlantis S6 right?
>removes his trip seethes and doesn't try to fix the threadshameful
>>216515796holy cute
one of my core memories from puberty is jacking off to this exact picture
>>216515969Yup. It's confirmed they were supposed to return in S6, but dunno if they were going to be the big ones for that season. They said a new big bad was coming, so 2 and 2 could make 4.
>>216516176she isnt hot
>>216516214I actually agree, she just has a very pretty face
>>216516176
>>216516243holy shit requesting that prompt
>>216516243that's just fantastic anon
>>216516243I would tap her grok, despite those awful fat saggers, if you catch my drift
>>216510305...Jacob!?
>>216514697He's thinner now.
>>216516243I don't remember this episode
>>216510891yes is why I asked
>>216507619It's the long hair. Carter made short hair work but all women are hotter by default with long hair.
>>216516243wtf I love AI now
>>216516262That one was just Looking at the viewer, she lowers the flag to reveal black x pasties and black G-string underwear.Don't know if it'll work since grok updated
>>216516745yeah it doesn't, any underwear is banned if you ask for it straight like that, accidental reveals are mostly fine
>>216516624facts
>>216506713It's interesting how attractive she was despite being a total mid from the face down. I wonder if they did it on purpose. Hse has a weird body posture and gait, she has a protruding tummy...
Oh my
>>216512896No one knows how to make weekly shows anymore. They can't manage production output at that level. It's just a forgotten organisational skill.
>>216514678>Digitally unfattened RDAThey should digitally make him even fatter
>>216517268It's just her personality and vibe. She's completely mid but very pleasant and likeable so she becomes attractive.Same as Helly from severance
>>216517268Shut your little blasphemous mouth
>>216517382lel>call me colonel harkonnen>3 ns
>>216516214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alw9xTCUQFQ
>>216517382This but for everyone
>>216517802
>>216517847say tripfag do you have the one where they launch a bunch of nukes toward a hive, looks like a flower, and one goes through?
>>216514707>spinning the ring when using the DHDREE!
>>216517883
>>216517923dope
>>216517923Hey, ship autist, have you got a webm of the puddle jumper hyperdrive?
>>216517923The daedalus is best ship, they should have made a point of upgrading it with ancient weapons and tech to differenciate it from the odissey getting all the asgard goodies
miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>216517955The one they used to steal a ZPM from the Asurans?
>>216518040How about the Hammond
>>216514620It's so funny that Amanda Tapping hated this line. Nowadays actresses love this shit and the attention they get from it. See Brie Larson, for example.
>>216517955>>216518434
>>216513839Too much money at stake to not make it nostalgia bait
>>216517917They were supposed to spin, they just couldn't make a portable gate prop that spun on budget>>216517268I mean she's a pretty solid 7 on the decile scale, at worst a 6, not what i'd call mid>>216518393One of the first ships i built in space engineers back in like 2014 or something
>>216517917Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning
>>216516723Still makes great eggs in space.
>>216515008Carter McKay???
>>216519537Based knower
>>216519696>pic was last posted on the board in 2014What the fuck?!
>>216519763:^)
>>216519688kek
Adria <3
>>216519983>Dat neckShe has the same neck as that gun chick from /k/, whose name escapes me.
>>216513109More thoughts and predictions.>1. Year show is setCurrent year (likely 2027)>2. Primary locationEarth - but they've moved the Stargate for security reasons>3. General plot / villainThe allied earth governments are finally going to go public with the Stargate program. The pilot episode is set in the build up to this extremely high profile "declassification day". They've been planning it for years but due to politics, leaks, paranoia and a shadow war with the Lucian alliance and system lord remnants: it's been endlessly delayed. People are right down to the wire still debating if it's the right thing to do. But when a new alien threat from another Galaxy (Helios) emerges as having secretly infiltrated Earth over the last couple of years, EMPs the UN, leaks the advanced spacefleet technology to the public and reveals it placed killswitches in/has some prior ability to neutralise Asgard tech - the announcement is frozen, a new team is formed to enter the Stargate to the Helios Galaxy and seek out a way to fight back(Atlantis is permanently tied up in Pegasus, Destiny is still lost to Earth (for now))>4. Team makeupClassic 4. 2 men, 2 women. All human but one from another world than Earth. Maybe one - the linguist/expert - is a former Gou'ald? Don't care if it's a military female lead but if so you need a scientist main man. Possibly introduce a man of science, man of faith dynamic with the others?>5. Which cameos will we see100% guaranteed to see Daniel Jackson, probably Carter and Teal'c. Maybe someone like Walter. I wouldn't mind seeing a resurrected Thor.Anyone from Atlantis but most importantly McKay.And later: Eli from SGU (possibly others) to wrap their storyIf we only got one onscreen cameo in the entire series I'd make it Daniel. He's the heart of the original Stargate afterall.
>>216520208everyone hates Daniel
>>216516435I make that face as an expression, "we're in this together, I hate being here too, can't wait until the weekend".
>>216516243It's only uphill from here
>>216520208>>216513661grim
>>216518939Thanks, anon.I love the puddle jumper.
>>216521788It's great. Top tier shuttle / fighter hybrid. Whatever Stargate ship you may choose as your main vehicle the jumpers have to be part of its complement.
>>216521788>>216521870snek shuttles really suck in comparison and humans don't have their own
>>216521870when I was deep into shit like writing Jumpchain fics and multicross fanfics, I'd have ships modified to use puddle jumpers as escape pods.>>216521932I liked the brief glimpse of the old Tel'tak Osiris had buried in Egypt. The 'modern' one just looks weird.As for humans, I think it'd be cool if the new show has a Tau'ri version of the puddle jumper. A shuttle small enough to fit through a gate, but with enough heavy ordinance to make US senators happy.
>>216522074based
>>216516243I love AI.
>>216521788>>216521870Puddle Jumpers should have been the main human ship, it was a mistake to go straight to large battlecruisers for humans. Just plain weird.>>216522074>I liked the brief glimpse of the old Tel'tak Osiris had buried in EgyptWhich is yet another instance where disclosure should have been shattered due to circumstances outside the SGCs control and beyond the capabilities of the US to do anything about. Yet somehow, Earth's/DCs enemies cooperate with them on this topic, like a secret super important treaty for no fucking reason.
>>216524120>disclosure should have been shatteredI meant to masquerade or whatever.
>>216519983anon she is eviland not sexy evil like Hathor or Osirisshe's just a cold bitch
>>216519073oh shit i didn't know jason mimosa was in stargate
>>216524247
>>216524369
>>216511058I’m going to say it, every single one of those haircuts are cute…and are in dire need of having my cum strewn through them
>>216513109>3. General plot / villian98% chance the Ancients fucked up six million years ago and made sentient AIDS, and the Lucian Alliance just woke it up. Or something too that extent, the Ancients are going to be responsible
>>216514620>implying this wasn't explicitly regarded as a flaw by her and brought up multiple times in embarrassment in later seasonsIf I'm remembering correctly it was even lambasted in one of the shorts in the 200th episode.
>>216517847>space battles that don't just happen along the horizontalWhat is this sorcery?
>>216524194I can fix her
hm
>>216525632lel
>>216512916Is that what's happening? Or is Teal'c Jaffa'ing Daniel's Kree, if you know what I mean?
>>216524231it's his breakout role and he was really fucking good
>>216524562>sentient AIDSI laughed waaay too much at this. Good job. Subverting the Ancients seems like a good proposition, sadly.
>>216524562>>216526804sadly this seems reasonable>oy space gevalt>remember the 6 trillion [insert name] the Lanteans killed in solar system gas cloud chambers>well turns out a small number survived and have been planning their revenge>???>by why didn't Daniel find evidence of that earlier>don't be anti-spacemitic!!!
>>216512315we all die one day anon, memento mori
>>216520463
>>216507013>Post link to ai search image linkNewfag.
>>216519983This witch is pretty, probably she is good and powerful, at least she know how to keep herself long young and pretty
>>216519983>>216520098>>216524194>>216525632>>216527601wtf I love Origin now
>>216527982she's not really that attractive, her calves are fat and she has fake tits
>>216519517
>>216521870>>216521932I just want SGC/USSF to build something roughly equivalent in capability to a DS9 runabout. Puddlejumper sized would be cool.>>2165131091. present day2. Cheyenne Mountain3. The Chinese have been using their BC-304 to cause Trouble around the galaxy, with the help of a few survivors of Tollana who want revenge against the SGC. We see the Odyssey destroy the Sun Tzu with Asgard beam weapons in the pilot episode. Now we have to go Clean Up Our Mess (i.e. root the Chinese out of the Milky Way) before the Ascended Ancients, the Nox, or the Furlings will talk to us again. 4. US Space Force wiseass colonel, US Space Force science guy/girl, tough alien guy, geek.5. Basically everyone if the show runs long enough, plus guest star appearances from a bunch of Trek actors who didn't get recurring roles in SG-1 or SGA.
>>216528329>We see the Odyssey destroy the Sun Tzu with Asgard beam weapons in the pilot episodeBased, but can't happen, chinks own Hollywood.
>>216509766The vid reminded me of the Apollo, which in turn reminded me that I like how pretty much every time they have a military officer that isn't A; main cast, B; Hammond, or C; Davis they're always portrayed as an insufferable cunt with a gigantic stick up their arse. Sooo many officers seem to build their entire personality and command style around being a performatively shitty person(you're not being "brusque" or "efficient" or "straightforward", just a bullying wanker who knows the people you're shitting on can't give you the reply you deserve), it was nice to see a show not shy away from that for a change.
>>216524704And by NerdCarter in Moebius.
>>216528093I'm sorry anon, the homosexuality has progressed to the peen. It's terminal.
>>216528638
>>216528746hot af
>>216528746the fuck? isn't that literal sexual assault? that wasn't in the script.
>>216528746She could have been casted in pluribus
>>216529057Nah, she's too intelligent, the show would've ended after three episodes once she'd cured the plurbs and flown to the signal source and blown up their planet.
Do you imagine what sex her would be like anons?
>>216512315Brigitte Macron?
>>216510299Though I did mot know it at the time my love of short haired women started with this show.
>>216513049The zoomer wants her to be boggmaxxed because he things thats how people look when they age.
>>216514657Yeah, look at that Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, how the walkers look fake not real.
>>216529496Many such cases
>>216529430all the time
>>216529106Lmfao! Bless you anon.
It just came into my mind - did they name the character Samantha because this name phonetically close to Amanda and so actress will be easier responding to it and less confusion?
>Sir! Incoming off-world activation.>it’s from a planet of sexy women>Lock the the iris if it’s not Goa’uld, I want Goa’uld
>>216529518Just pop her in the sarcophagus for 5 minutes. It won't have any noticeable negative effects because women be crazy anyway.
>>216529974IIRC Amanda Tapping said that her mom actually used to call her Sam when she was a kid in England
>>216530072Oh no, the constant sex broke her brain.
>>216516243>AI
>>216530788lel
Can't wait for the Aschen to return as the good guys against President Chud
>>216531864>akkksshhually the Ashen vaccine was safe and effective and they were misunderstoodI can see it
>>216532701why are the lights circling when there is no physical movement on the gate lmao
>>216532701
>>216532701too bad such good cinematography was wasted on shitty acting and writing
>>216533058>muuh teen drama between the jock, the cheer leader and the fat guy>muuh scinetists vs. soldiers forced tension>muuh struggles of cripples on earth for entire episodesgross
>vaccine causes sterilityThe jews that took over the show in the last seasons could never allow that. Ori were Christians.
>>216529468You're onto something.
>>216528746wtf he wasn't just touching her butt, he was really scooping his hand into her crack
>>216533114The fact the whole first season (and part of the second season) was spent on that bullshit
>>216533384It would've been so peak if it had the 5 seasons it needed to tell its story. The first season would be dismissed as growing pains that paid off in the end rather than being half of the show.
>>216533114Can't forget the rapestones.
>>216533540they dragged their feet so hard that no one had the patience anymore
>>216511058Didn't she had a retarded haircut at the beginning of season 3, when Teal'c had his blond little peck of beard?
>>216533585kek
>>216533719kek that reminded me how on the nose they were with Teal'C charging his hairstyle between end of season and yhe beginning of the next despite 5 mins passing in universe. >teal'c what's with the hair>tries to explain>gets interrupted repeatedlykino
>>216533719Was that S3? I thought it was much later.
>>216514648why they ditch him like that?
>>216533719>>216533963It was season 4 and it's cute
>>216534052charisma vacuum as written, poor writing to take advantage of what he brought to the show
Why am i supposed to hate her again?
>>216534052They didn't know what to do with him.I really didn't like how they just brought back Daniel.
>>216534134She's not really attractive. Looks like a bogged ukranian whore.
>>216534194
>>216507103snakes in their head? why not just call them the snake peopleyeah snake people
>>216534194I never looked that high up during any of her episodes anyway
>>216534052I liked Jonas, he was Daniel but chill.
>>216534724kek
>>216534102>>216534052Should have been someone who had attended Jackson's lectures and studied his findings for years
>>216534798>>216534052what happened to him? didn't his planet explode? was he killed?
>>216534897I think he started shagging a Goa'uld and was drilling to the center of his planet to save it. I can't remember if he succeeded.
>>216534897They wrote themselves into a corner, if the Ori came to Kelowna then Jonas would have fucked Adria into surrendering and the whole arc would be over.
>>216535642lmao
wholesome :3https://youtu.be/ZaHI6O4QDekhttps://youtu.be/ThDRq5FPM-A
>>216531897Aren't they getting eaten by a black hole right now?
>>216534884It should have been Sarah. She was wasted as Osiris.
Cart her? I barely know her!
>>216506713Siler
>>216537694Damn what a chad
Bros... she promised...
>>216537752I think he was the stunt co-coordinator so he had to be pretty fit to be flung around on screen every week.
>>216537859It was lifting all those giant wrenches
>>216512315WITNESS!!!!!
I hope Walter is the new SGC commander, man deserves it
>>216538197He's the Ensign Kim of Stargate
>>216537580what is it about women and wanting to matethey don't even have balls to empty so why is sex so important for them
>>216538382>I can fix her>He does
>>216538382control, mkey/resources, easy life. the vaginal jew wants all.
Why didn't he just play along he even had a good plan
>>216538471He fixed her so hard she could barely walk straight.
>>216537557I don't know how that was supposed to work, they used the black hole again to blow up a sun later.
>according to the heisenberg uncertainty principle it is impossible to look at a subatomic particle and know both where it is and where it's going at the same time the more accurately you fix its position the more uncertain you make its velocity and vice versa the best we can do is calculate probabilities :)
>>216537565hmmm I mean maybe. But there really should have been some indications that Jackson was doing other than playing commando most of the time. And doing some proper Phd of Archaeology work.
anyone else feel daniel being ascended could've had one more episode of build-up
>>216539491>>216539354Instead of killing him off and using ascension, just send off to teach the classified finds to new recruits.
>>216527415fuck that guy had to make this shit myself https://grok.com/imagine/post/00733009-843c-4725-99b4-d93b154af630
>>216539491He should have stayed dead and killed the actor and his entire family except for his wife's son
>>216511079
I wish there was a Stargate Mummy crossover episode
>>216528103Face the wall
>>216539862sex
My wife
>>216540786She was the hottest woman on the show.
>>216540786we can take turns
>>216540786hotwife*
>>216534897He went back to his home planet after his mentor became a schizo who was going to destroy it, and iirc he stayed there to help take care of the schizo and the planet.Later on in one of the cruelest things the show did, they just say that his planet has fallen to the Ori and that's that.
>>216541216Thanks. I had forgotten So technically he could be ok?
>>216541261They had a Stargate that Jonas knew how to operate so it's not a wild idea that he could have fled, except for the fact that he could have come to Earth with no problem and that didn't happen in the series.There is plenty of room in the canon for either Jonas or the planet to return but it's probably for the best that the new series leaves it alone. He's not a prize cameo or anything and idk Corin Nemec looks these days but he's probably aged way too much.
>>216541261well be could have survived yeah. I can imagine him leading some rebels. alternatively he could have been offworld.
>>216541387they hsve all aged appropriately for a show set in current year
>>216541424kek that face
>>216540994She used to get drunk and fuck fans at the conventions. If I had just been born earlier I could have given it a shot!!!
>>216541848>it was real in my head
>>216506713The chemistry the team had was insane. That can't be planned, they were insanely lucky.
>>216541424Dude actually looks great.
>>216514707that's... that's, truly something. i'm in awe.
Surfs up dude
How much trouble would you get in for sending big, stinky poops to Chulak?
>>216542742wat
>>216543183You could poop in a bag and set it on fire and throw it through the gate at they would have to stomp on the bag and get poop all over their shoes or you could just poop right into that gate that'd be funny too I would use Chulak as a urinal lmaos and just pee into it Chulak would be filled with pee and poop.
>>216506713hate her like you wouldn't believe
>>216543257Don't forget to smear your shit and piss all over their DHD before you leave so that the next time they have to dial out, they have to press their hands into your encrusted shit.
>>216506713Her alien space race was the only good episode of season seven. It convinced me that the Carter character specifically being lost in space and fucking around would make for a good show.
>>216543739That was a Star trek episode in disguise.
>>216506713Worst character in a sea of already barely bearable mediocrity.
