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>You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
>What? Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
>How many times a week?
>Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
>Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Is he right? Are those rookie numbers?
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I think the joke is that its actually a healthy number and that twice a day is ridiculous bordering on addiction (I should know I also jork it twice a day, sometimes even 3)
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>>216507347
You gotta do at least once to get any health benefits from it.
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Why does mainstream culture want us to jerk off so much
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>>216507347
I'm strictly once a day. I could easily go 5+ but restricting myself to one is my way of exercising restraint because I should be only 3 times a week and not to porn.
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I jerk off once a day from monday to friday on company time.
Sometimes I do it during teams group calls and I blow my load in the face of hr roasties because the company provided the monitor.
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>>216507464
A hedonist populus is easier to control. Also if you buy onlyfans you send money directly to israel.
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How does anyone have the stamina to jerk off like more than maybe twice a week?
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>>216507484
>populus
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neither no fap is healthy or fapping everyday
for a healthy body you should release every 48 hours or so so you let your prostate to fill up and your testicles production to be on a healthy level
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>>216507493
If I don't do it at least twice a day I pee funny.
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>>216507347
Twice a day seems about right to keep the hormones down all day long.
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>>216507559
Imo once a week is pretty safe, not addictive and the blast is much bigger.
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>>216507347
Once you stop jerking off for a longer period of time you realize you shouldn't be jerking off at all. Unfortunately it's easy to forget the benefits if you don't have much reason to go outside and be among people.
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>>216507448
you can't be addicted to jerking off.
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>>216507448
rookie numbers
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>>216507559
>sometimes go months without jerking off because other things are holding my interest
>sometimes jerk of 4-5 times a day during periods of boredom
wew i'm the worst of both worlds



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