>>216512511Jem'hadar and Klingon
>>216512511american
>>216512511american negress
>>216512511whats so interesting about race being an arbitrary social construct that's only skin deep is you have absolutely no idea that the actress here is black because she's wearing makeup
>>216512613kek
Nig'hadar.
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>>216512511Jem'ima
>>216513122Nice.
>>216512511Niggon
Star trek has always had a "diverse" cast, but in the current year it is completely devoid of sovl. Why is this? I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>216513222yes its always been subversive. when people become less susceptible to subversion, the material appears more obvious and repulsive
>>216513222I just don't like to see alien races be divided into human races at all. It was jarring when it happened in DS9 as well and it just removes any immersion
>>216512613When I saw this webm I didn't look at faces or hair. When their bodies and movement fully came into view I immediately knew they were sheboons. You can cover a person's entire body in a suit and you can still determine their race.
>>216512511Wait, Jem'hadar don't have womenThey are a lab grown race of warriors.
>>216513359subverted!
>>216513210kek
>>216513359Jem'hadar are fat black women now, chuddie.
>>216512511Marketing tie-ins will make mad bank.>my name is jemguarius and I am hungry>from this moment we are all hungry>we go into Denny's™ to reclaim our Grand Slam™>Victory is Grand Slam™
https://youtu.be/QsZMCgSUy0sim gonna rewatch voyager man
>>216512511>SHE'BOON'GON
>>216512559>>216512588>>216512607You're all correct
Jem'dasha
that looks like a species from ds9 that im pretty sure was exclusively male?
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Gonna be either gay or trans right
>>216513668>>216512588>>216512607she's actually Bong and has a gross accent
It was a gigantic mistake letting them have free reign over our nerd stuff
how did they manage to make jem'hadar makeup that looks 10 times worse than the prosthetic stuff and gloves that the dudes wore in ds9
>>216514006Stuff like this makes me want to murder the people in charge of casting
>>216514046Everything wrong, i'm gonna watch the 2nd Star Trek Movie nowFUck nutrek fuck nuwars
>>216514043By putting it on a fat black bitch.
>>216514006What is that fucking creature. I mean the one on the left. Also, why the fuck are they wearing glasses in the future?
>>216514095but its quirky!
>>216514095Fat slog miscast but got the job from a friend
>>216512511She doesn't look biologically compatible with Americans, Germans, and Russians, so from a biologist's point of view, I think she's a proud member of a separate intelligent species, not a member of human species.
>>216513222Star Trek used to use metaphors for social issues and presented arguments from both sides. The writers also had lived experience and literary expertise. That gave it a timeless quality that anyone could enjoy. The new series feel like an equality lecture from a gender studies major who never read anything more complex than Harry Potter.
star trek was written by boomersmillenial writing is all about feefees
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>>216513122
>>216514255This is the kind of shit you’d expect from a childrens’ show like Doctor Who or Adventure Time. Quirk Chungus dialogue needs to go away for another 50 years.
>>216514255I want to die
>>216514255wtf
>>216514255Why the fuck did Cronenberg say yes to this?
>>216514380As long as it's not capeslop...
>>216513343Ayy lmao invasion :DDDDDD
why do star treks aliens always just look like retarded humans with forehead prosthetics and a weird skin color? they never get creative with it in the slightest
>>216514425i mean
>>216513222because back then it was made by well meaning, good natured naive liberals whereas today we are just disillusioned by the project as it has proven to be a failure. theres not a problem with the races themselves but the cultural discourse around the issue is at an all time low.
>>216514255>ERM...YEAHH.... AWKWARD...!
>>216513989This Klingon lookin' ZESTY, this Klingon lookin' MOIST, he's got raktajino in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Iil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the bat'leth, this Klingon theatrical, this Klingon good with colors, this Prophet gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This Klingon lifts shirts, this Klingon on the down low, this Klingon be a toilet trader, this Klingon gardens uphill, this Klingon packs fudge, he's a friend of Kahless, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the Ferengi vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Vulcan , he's a refugee from Risa, he's on the wrong Bird of prey, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them' if you catch my drift.
>>216514425Anything more than >humans with forehead prosthetics and a weird skin colorcosts to much for regular weekly production.Most non-humanoid Aliens tend to be sentient gas clouds or inanimate crystalline structures, or Aliens so "unfathomable" they take on human form.
>>216514568that settles it, gonna rewatch voyager but start at S2
>>216514425because they had to crank out 22 episodes in like 6 months
>>216514255Smart would be to beam in a set of fresh eyes from the dna bank. In the best case scenario people would regard him as eccentric, most would just think he's retarded
>>216514425With CGI they always look unrealistic and weird*. Without CGI they look like muppets. *Reminds me of the one time I recall some fully cgi'd aliens were used (in Star Trek Enterprise iirc?) which looked so fucking goofy. They were these these lanky green-skinned things, sort of Mars Attacks-ish in full body suits. The animation was of the day so it was like what was used for Eiffel 65s Im Blue music video.
>>216513122OH SNAP
>>216514502Out with it anon, we ain't got all day
>>216513993a dog born in a barn does not make a horse
>>216513359Is it really so hard to believe that they became better men after the Dominion lost?This series is set in the year 3190 btw, almost a millennium after anything except for the later seasons of DISCO and a handful of classic Time Police episodes
>>216512559>Jem'hadar and KlingonMore like Jem-hadar with Coke-Bloat.You know, when junkies stop using and recover and they get fat.... Jem'hadar where strung on on "White".
Only shills call it DISCO btw.It's always been STD.
>>216515083>Is it really so hard to believe that they became better men after the Dominion lost?Yes because they literally have an episode about one of their GODS raising one from a baby and trying to convince them to chill out and the moral of the story is that it's genetically fucking impossible for them to be anything more than zogbot killing machines.
>>216512511Ugly west african, hate that wide ugly nose. I have black Brititsh as well, it just sounds so fucking ugly.
>>216514006For some reason she hands over her glasses to the fat black woman, never understood why.
Does anyone unironically watch modern Star Trek?
>>216515238People here hatewatch it apparently which I find to be baffling. Why would you give this superslop even a second of your time?
>>216515238I tried the one with Pike.I wish I could get my 1 hour back
>>216512613i suspected
>>216514568where is his butt? how do he poop?
>>216512511snigger
>>216514425>>216514568
>>216516662Where is this from? The film, not the rapist
>>216513993>Gina YashereYeah she's been shitting up bong panel shows for decades.
