Glad someone fixed that old dump
Imagine being Mac Culk and having millions and not buying this house before they could ruin itwhat a dumb ass
That basketball room is so fucking gay. That would be my goon room.
I just love the hustle and bustle of the goymicile
>badgers fandisgusting get this piece of shit away from me
>>216513473the house is located in bumfuck nowhere, illinois. There's a reason it's cheaper than you think.
>>216513442>my house is now an airport lounge
>>216513473Why would he care? For you that was a youth defining film. For him it was a tuesday at work.
It's not like they film inside houses. The inside was all fake.
>>216513666it literally defined his youth and his entire life after it. it was way more important for his life than anyone else watching it
>>216513683tv really has some of the dumbest posters on the channels
>>216513473>Implying they didn't redecorate the house interior for the movie
>>216513556>located in a comfy small village with a 38 minute drive to ChicagoYou must be from LA or NYC if you think this is bumfuck. Actual bumfuck would be a multi hour drive to the nearest village or store.
>>216513724Naw, that would be the drug abuse and his friendship with micheal jackson.
Modern interior design is so god damn trash, but it's not like actual people buy houses anymore.
>>216513442I fookin love sports dood
Simply terrible.
>>216513574That is what interior decor is all about. Making your house look like a sterile lobby or art gallery.
>>216513442Wow they sure are good at removing design.
>>216513442Reminds me of what they did to my Grammas house after she sold.Extra pain because all of us had lived there at some point it was like home base for my aunts, uncles, and cousins.
>>216513776It's cause people don't buy real estate anymore, corporations do. So they dress up the house to attract corporate buyers.
>>216513442It's actually hilarious how easy it is to dupe normies into chasing trends. The companies just have to host a couple HGTV shows that push their "trends" and products and then people just slop it up without even the slightest thought as to why a color will trend for a few years and then jump to another or who it would benefit most to paint everything some shade of white.
>>216513442That's a rather modest home for your average upper-middle class American, I'd say? I wouldn't want to HEAT 8 bedrooms and a regulation size indoor basketball court, but I easily could.
>>216513442Why are white people like this? I swear every suburban home I've been in they all have the same shitty fake looking wood floors and white walls and shit
I would genuinely love a basketball court where I could just shoot hoops whenever
>>216513442They had to redo it like that because only a soulless husk of a person will be able to afford it anyway.
>>216513906I think it's more a manifestation of the vacuous culture we live in. No one has any interesting or telling details in their interior design or architecture because they don't know or care. It's a nihilistic kind of cope design.Plus these are flips and this kind of aesthetic is extremely cheap.
>>216514007>why isn't a blank slate of a home for sale as comfy as a fully lived in house at christmas time???how fuckin dense are you people jesus christ
>>216514030Flippers have been told to do this so the buyers can come in and the woman (responsible for 80% of consumer purchasing) can spend thousands putting her out "touch" on it. Which is what those shows are selling to both sides. It's a smart way to sell the same products twice.
What’s the point of an open kitchen? It should be walled off
>>216513556It's literally ten minutes from Chicago
Why would you want to go to Chicago?
>>216513442>both the basement and attic are used upThere is now zero storage.
>>216514195Literally the nicest "big city" in America
>>216514195For the diverse food since we're mostly fatties here...and to go to nice bars and strike up convos then dab on people who don't live in as nice 'burbs.
>>216514210Don't tell the retards that, or else they'll come. The people that think Chicago is a shithole are exactly the people you want to keep out.
>>216513442These houses are fucking pathetic.
>>216513442For the low low price of only 5 million dollars. Can sit on the market for 10 years until the Boomer who owns it finally dies, then Blackrock can buy it and sit on it for another 10 years. One more empty house. American neighborhoods are starting to look like those Chinese ghost towns.
>>216514208Not everyone has 50 boxes of dragon dildos like you do freak
>>216513494I'd put in a bar for my wife
>>216514210It's the only American city that actually looks like a city. LA is just an enormous suburb and all of NYC looks like it was once a city 50 years ago. Everywhere else are glorified towns.
>>216513550Seethe, Illinoigger.
>>216514356Oh stop it. I've flown into Chicago multiple times and it is miles and miles of suburbs before you get to the city. So fucking dishonest.
>>216514148Same thing in commercial real estate. That's why every business looks exactly the same. Any brand idiosyncrasies or aesthetics have been replaced by featureless design to facilitate resale. Was this a bank or a Burger King? Nobody knows.
>>216514234Chicago is great as long as you just hop in a circle along the river walk. Takes an army of cops to keep just that one little section habitable. Stray just one block from the river walk and it's an army of deranged screaming homeless and "youths". If you walk around daily, you 100% will end up fist fighting some insane bum or getting robbed by youths at least once per month.
>>216514450Was an incredible experience visiting East Asian cities and being able to walk around safely at any time of day or night and not get hassled by blacks or Gypsies. Didn't know it could be that way.
>>216513473>Imagine being Mac Culk and having millions and not buying this house before they could ruin it>what a dumb assThis was around the time he was getting graped , he doesn't want to be reminded of his younger years
I dont care for the all white but the people saying the old house looks better are delusional
>>216513442I don't see the problem. I always found it weird just how many people let their basements rot and be full of rats, but I guess it just shows how the average family doesn't really need a house as big as the ones boomers were buying for cheap by working a gas station job. They truly were the most privileged generation in human history.The only cringe thing is the basketball court.
>>216513556>a reason it's cheaper than you thinkBecause it's a movie house and thus gets a shit ton of tourists ogling it and unwanted attention in general?
>>216514446Grey and white. Grey and white everywhere. So soulless.
>>216514638I think michael was smart enough and sinister enough to realize that hurting a world known actor would not be wise, people would believe macualay
>>216514829An unfinished basement isn't rotting and full of rats. Just because there are no screens or tranny light strips doesn't mean a space isn't useful.
>>216514905>ugh...so soulless!!! where is the dirt?! where is the mold?!!
>>216514829It is for storage and utilities. But jews realized they could sell you smaller houses for the same (or more) price but lower quality and then turn around and sell you storage units. Then boomers figured this out and built storage units on top of those storage units. So now my city is like half storage units and car washes.
>>216513724You're acting like it was his real childhood home. It was work.
>>216514951>baroque masonry is the same as featureless corporate minimalism Retard
>>216513473>Imagine being Mac Culk and having millions and not buying this house before they could ruin it>what a dumb assI have no clue if the “Pasta” from years back is true, but if it is, Culkin may have absolutely no desire to remember the Home Alone days. (The pasta also mentioned Miley Cyrus).
>>216513442why would that be american history if it doesnt look anything like the movie anymore
>>216515227pasta that pasta
>>216514992in England they were cutting houses in half to sell both halves separately, and that greed wasn't enough, so they started cutting them into quarters and making four self contained flats from what was one a fairly small single family house.it's utterly vile, and you can guess the races of the ones doing it
>>216513747>ChicagoYou are brown lmao
>>216513666>>216513724>>216513759>>216515227>maculuay culkin doesn't want to be reminded of his awful time of Home Alone.He was happy as shit to reenact home alone for the dogshit AVGN episode.
>>216513442The front door isn’t lined up with the staircase so the sled scene wouldn’t work. This move is ruined now.
>>216514829You have no idea how useful an unfinished basement is until you go without one. I live at the beach, so none of the houses here can have basements without flooding/musk/mold issues from the high water table. You really have nowhere near as much space to store things. Sure, there's the attic, but the temperature extremes up there mean its not suitable for storing lots of stuff you care about.
>>216513442Of all the things to put into a large basement space a 3-point basketball court is probably the last one I would consider.Are black basketball players the only people who can afford these houses in modern America?
Total realtor death.
>>216516968Amen, they are right up with tax software as something that should be illegal.
>>216513442I'd get rid of that retarded basketball court immediately after buying it. I might buy it just to get rid of it and then resell the house it's so stupid.
>>216513835This is probably what it always looked like for the most part because film sets are meant to be easily changed depending on the movie. It's better to film in a blank, barebones looking house so that you can change it to fit the movie.
>>216513442They’re even selling brick pieces on ebayhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/227092091532
>>216513841The house is a film set. It only looked like Home Alone during the filming of Home Alone. The rest of the time, it probably looked basically like this.
>>216513442Black interiors are so soulless. I don't even want my coffin to be black inside.
>>216514314I'd put a grand piano, tons of amplifiers, a bass, a guitar, and (although I don't play the drums) probably a drum kit in there, as well as a nice recording deck. It looks like it has great sound.
>>216514638He looks pretty much identical to me when I was that age.
>>216514905No one lives there.
>>216518724Who would want to?
My wife's bf and their friends would love it if we had a basketball court in the basement.
>>216518788Imagine coming down for some milk and cookies late at night, hearing some sounds in the basement, going to investigate and discovering your wife playing some midnight 1 on 1 in the middle of the basementball court.
>>2165188671v1 is played single sided half court so i dunno what kind of "1 on 1" you're talking about
>>216514638Why is he holding MJs red facemask on his crotch?
>>216519153thats michaels codpiecelmao
>>216519190Looks like a red surgical mask he used to wear.
>>216519204 its both HEE HEE
>>216513973>>>216513442 (OP)>Why are white people like this? I swear every suburban home I've beeI know anon. Its a shitty boomer thing to have like white walls and what not. But if you know anything about home imporvement/house selling.Its all white becuase its easier to paint over, and its pretty much redone to make it easier for the customer to modify thus making it more sellable. But the retarded thing is the boomer treated the house like any other mcmansion. Should have kept it like the movie. Why would any normal person want to buy this house? Thinking its going to be a good place for a family. It gets way to much fucking attention from goobers.https://youtu.be/bcWr4t8VS1M?t=164The city should just purchase it and turn it into a museum/landmark. But the state and city are run by soulless faggot communist.
Since when was the attic scary? It was the comfiest place in the house
>>216518984I'm saying he challenged her to a little 1-on-1 under the lights. Things got intense fast, he slipped around her defenses, teasing her with that quick crossover until he finally caught her on a sneaky backdoor play. He drove hard to the hole, she wrapped her legs up tight for the block attempt, but he rose up and finished strong with a monster slam that left the rim shaking and both of them dripping with sweat on the hardwood. Safe to say they both scored though, with the final buzzer sounding multiple times as you stood there shocked speechless in your tighty whities holding your glass of milk and plate of cookies.
>>216513442reminder that in the 50s, a guy could work down the street at the local drugstore making milkshakes while the wife stayed home raising four or five kids, and live in a home like this.
You know, besides the renovations the house looks different because not all the interior scenes were shot in that house, only like three rooms were usedThere's so many retards in this world i feel like i can't take it anymore
>>216513442>this was considered middle class in the 90sgrim
>>216519452prove it faggot
>>216518660Do you like Geese?
>>216513442Utterly soulless, 90s decorations are just superior
>>216513442its wild how none of these people ever consider why museums exist or why the sphinx was never renovated
>>216514157>ten minutes away from roving maga gangsSounds dangerous.
Love a bunch of apartment dwellers commenting on interior design
>>216518498rentoid detected. that would be an awesome room to make into a workshop, or computer server room, or just hangout place to be loud and not bug the wife. u could fucking blast music down there and the neighbors wouldnt even hear it, it would be great
>>216513556it's commuting distance to shitcago
>>216513442LOOKS LIKE SOME DEGENERATE JEW WANTED TO DESTROY WHAT AMERICA USE TO BE AND TURNED IT INTO A POST MODERN 21ST CENTURY COMMIE HOUSE
>>216513442>let's put a nigger ball court under our white neighborhood mansion Wtf is wrong with Boomers? At least put a swimming pool down there
>>216513973>white wallswhat color should the walls be?
>>216513442wut, how does it have room for a basketball court, is that completely buried directly under the house
Soulless mcmansion
Remember what they did to the Malcolm in the Middle home?Fucking communists faggots destroying Mid 20th century houses just because they hate thinking about the innocence of Americana.
>>216513973>whites are kind enough to this animal to open their homes to it>still it ungratefully criticizesfuck you shitskin you belong in a mass grave
>tv over the fireplaceit's so over
>>216514638he said MJ didn't rape him
>>216515639they moved the staircase
>>216518788very yuro post
>>216513666His entire life has been referencing Home Alone. I just saw him in an ad for home security as an adult Kevin talking to the granddaughter of the scary snow shovel guy who ends up being a nice guy. At least I think it was home security, it might have been insurance.
>>216515531>That house is in bumfuck>Chicago is a large city, hardly "bumfuck">Hurrr, u r brownThanks for weighing in. Very valuable take.
>>216513442Fuck off
>>216522579>get enough money at 8 years old to make it a lifetimeboohoo
>>216515531Holy shit loser dont come back here for at least 2 weeks
>>216522723Not sure what that has to do with anything, but ok.
>>216513442Is it true that Jay grew up here?
>>216514638his favorite salad dressing?neverland ranch
>>216523147What does Michael Jackson do for fun? Blows Bubbles. (Bubbles is still alive, btw)
>>216513973Sorry normal humans don't have to cover up piss and blood stains in their childhood home.
>>216523117Jay is the problem. He ruins everything. I can still listen to Kike Cucklassa but Jay is just fucking insufferable. Listen to the Matrix HitB and you'll see what I mean. That stupid fucking giggle and constantly saying dumb shit related to nothing. Get him off the fuckin show.
>>216523519BUT IS IT TRUE THAT HE GREW UP IN THAT HOUSE?
>>216513442Rich people really have the the most boring imaginations and senses of style. Imagine getting the permit to dig out that insane basement and you put a fucking mini basketball court there that's worse than the one at the community gym down the block. Please god kill them all and give me their money.
>>216523271>>216523147Wait, I got one. What did Michael Jackson say to the boy but cheeks? Let’s make a banana split. Cuz a banana looks like a pekha. Tssstsssstsst double guns cocksucka!
>>216522260rich people dig down in their properties instead of building up to hide their wealth
>>216513442I know shit's fucked because I just saw that $5 million price tag and thought "that's not so bad." I don't think it sunk in until now how fucking over it is.
>>216514638
>>216514829>that gif whatever happened to their case
>>216513442Soulless.
>>216524515The MAP Bandits
It's women who love this modernist shitMy kitchen looks like that because of some liberal whore, I wish I could renovate but I gotta save up if I'm going to also redo my bathroom at the same timeFuck human made resin countertops. Granite only or just stick to fucking laminate, the fake stone looks like shit. Women love that tacky crap
>>216522223Some color the owners actually fucking like instead of neutral shaded bullshit meant to be resoldHouses are a thing you fucking live in not a commodity for resell
>>216513442Looks like Abby Lee miller's house. White walls white everything like a museum.
>>216513747but for macauley it is bumfuck he's not wrong mc probably has a place in manhattan, i remember his sister getting hit by a city bus years ago and dying
>>216524767Fuck tile countertops though, imagine spilling tomato sauce in that shit and never getting it out
>>216513973Ironically enough, a lot of rich blacks have this exact house design
>>216524584they shot some guy in the most comedic way possible. It's like asking if tom will make bail after jerry got blown up by cheese shaped dynamite
>>216513442:O
>>216514007>only a soulless husk of a person will be able to afford it anyway.lolaccurate
>>216525506the son walkedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Aaron_Howard
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>>216522353yeah, it reminded me of this
>>216526658>all the other interiors of the house were duplicated>duplicate>adjective>/ˈdjuːplJkət,ˈdʒuːplJkət/>1. exactly like something else, especially through having been copied.
Rich people really love niggerball. I know a couple where the dude is a wall street banker making $300k+ a year and he'd be all over that fucking 3 point line not even half court basketball bullshit.
>>216526658>duplicated on a sound stage
>styles change over timeMore at 11 on this groundbreaking discovery
>>216526781well if you think about it the only other massive american sport is football and you can't really LARP as a QP at home unless you own a massive piece of land. You can build a niggerball court in a basement. It really is a sad irony that the biggest sport for wealthy people in the US is nothing but giant black dudes running. It's like a form of mass cuckoldry. I always thought rich kids would love Hockey more than anything but alas there aren't enough black people in it to enjoy for the Average American Richboy.
