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>>216513727Is this actually any good? I don't recall Ashur being cool enough to deserve his own show.
deadass she's killing the game W
>>216514223lolno, it's woke garbage
>>216513727It’s okay. Just needs more nudity and sex. Hopefully they’ll pump that up in the future eps. I mean, that’s what we all watch it for, right?
>>216514223>Is this actually any good?Remains to be seen. The fierce black girlboss is a red flag, but so far she's set up to face literal midgets as some kind of novelty, like the midgets themselves and every fight she actually won was set up in a way to at least vaguely make sense. Still retarded, but better than her beating up seasoned, male gladiators.>I don't recall Ashur being cool enough to deserve his own show.Ashur being a scheming weasel has always been a fav. But he died, so their reasoning and way of bringing him back is kinda retarded. ambigious enough to be ignored, but like the blk kween it always feels like some kind of some kind of self imposed narrative uphill battle of the writers. You could have brought this franchise back in plenty of much easier ways.
Ivana's Boobies
>>216514524this
butthurt white boys afraid of a strong Black Woman existing in ancient times (they did)
>>216514519>The fierce black girlboss is a red flag, but so far she's set up to face literal midgets as some kind of noveltyspartacus got humiliated and sent to the pits in the 1st season and crixus lost to gannicus and was finding his footing in gods of the arenashe will be champion by season's endthey would probably prefer it to be by mid-season and have killing ashur as the season finale but want the series to last for a few years and can't really continue when the character whose name is in the title is killed off
It's impossible to discuss this show hereVery sad since spartacus threads were so comfy, brainrot (or bots) just got too deep these last few years
>>216514870blame the showrunnera series about brotherhood bending the knee to women, are you supposed to just swallow it with a smile?
>>216514870How do you not remember then how much we hated the original negress girlboss in the first show? The rest of the show was so entertaining we didn't let her ruin it though. That and she wasn't the backdoor main character which is what this black cunt is gonna be.So fuck you, faggot.
>>216514908Is the same creator from the original show actually
>>216514948yeah and he let current year messaging tarnish his creative endeavorsluckily the original series was made before orange man fried his senses
>>216513727May the Gods piss and shit all over the production crew and the bot farmer shilling this garbage.
>>216514487With this lineup? I'm not so sure
>>216515245Anyone involved in this should be beaten to a bloody pulp. Imagine being the kind of emasculated faggot who writes or acts in this shit? They should have their balls lopped off.
>>216515324They all look delicious
>>216515324>Complaining about the presence of Ivana Banquero and Jaime SlaterYou're lucky it's more socially acceptable to be gay these days.
Needs more naked women
>>216515461Ivana Baquero is so bogged it's distracting
>>216513727Spartacus was always woke slop
>>216514223Yes it is good, although if you didn't like Ashur in the original series then it may not be for you because he's basically the same character just now in Batiatus' shes.
>>216515245If anyone discussing this show are bots, it is the posts like yours spamming the same webm and comments in every thread. Spartacus always had small amounts of woke elements but was based anyway, if you don't like it thats fine but theres no need to cry about it in every single thread.
>>216514870>Very sad since spartacus threads were so comfy, brainrot (or bots) just got too deep these last few yearsSpartacus was pure brainrot 15 years ago, retard.
>>216515618>Spartacus always had small amounts of woke elements but was based anywaydo you understand the difference between background and foreground? between a side-plot and the center piece of a show?people held their nose at the woke shit in the original, but it was supplementary to the central premise and plot
Serial rapist and murderer Ashur proving that girls can be gladiators too!
>>216515862You're over exaggerating the importance of Achilla. Ashur is the main character, the doctore, one of the female slaves and two of the male gladiators have all had equal or more time/development than Achilla. Even within the show she is portrayed as a total joke only intended to be mocked. In the first two episodes she is far, far, far less annoying/cringe than Naevia was in any episode outside of s1.
>>216514223its alright so far
>>216516038You're in denial. She's all over the promotional material. In 2 episodes she's fought off three Roman soliders, two male gladiators, killing one of them and also earned doctore's respect
>>216516038i'm unsure whether you are an actual shill or just this naiveif there is a formula for a spartacus show, it is the rise from embarrassment and humiliation to champion in the arenafactor in the showrunner's comments about her character, how she is in the promotional material ahead of ashur and the recent trend of feminist bait-and-switches and it's obvious where this is headed
>>216516123>She's all over the promotional material.Yeah, no shit. >In 2 episodes she's fought off three Roman soliders'fought off' here meaning for all of 10 seconds after catching them by surprise and then immediately being caught again by a single cripple. >two male gladiators, killing one of themShe didn't fight them off, they successfully beat her and then she pulled the dude's dick off while they were attempting to rape her. Nothing about that scene set up that she was more powerful than either of them, her only success was attacking genitals.She's set up to eventually become a gladiator (as a sideshow attraction) but acting like she is defeating men left and right so far is completely disingenuous and false.
>>216516160It's obvious she will have some success in the arena, but people are crying about shit that hasn't happened yet. She is set up as an oddity which most characters describe as a disgrace to the arena. She will definitely defeat the midget brothers, we'll see from there if she continues to get joke gimmick fights or if she starts fighting real gladiators at some point. The level of bitching in these threads only makes sense if she beats a Gannicus-tier opponent.
>>216516181>She's set up to eventually become a gladiator (as a sideshow attraction)who is the "main character" gladiator if not her? who is ashur's champion?
>>216516228>but people are crying about shit that hasn't happened yet.there's a reason woke goes brokeit's because people don't pay for or watch the shit because they already know where these hacks are going with it without needing to watch it
>>216516234Seems obvious to me that the son from the father/son duo will be the main prominent gladiator outside of doctore/achilla, He already has a love interest setup and deathflags for his father and everything. >>216516281No one is trying to make you watch it, its just unnecessary to have the same posts crying about it in every single thread about the show. If you think it's too woke to watch then don't, and feel free to go to some threads about stuff you actually DO watch instead of making things up to try and shitpost.
>>216516181>she is defeating men left and right so far is completely disingenuous and falseI didn't say she was defeating them, and yes that's what 'fought off' means not sure why you're being so smug.She's also shown holding her own briefly in multiple spars with trained gladiators, eventually being bested because of her unfamiliarity with the shield. We'll see her true power level once she fights with two swords as seen in the promos, and I guarantee she'll be Ashur's strongest gladiator by the end of the season
>>216516228If the creators were smart and remember their audience and why their wannabe-300 schlock is still popular 15 years later, they'd do the following:>blk kween slaughters dwarves to the delight of the crowd, want more>other lanistas follow suit, start training novelty acts>start training chicks>we get half a season that is nohing but half naked women gladiators going at it in the arena against each other or being put into "fights" that has them end up (half) naked in sand based softcore porn>side stories about Ashur scheming like the little rat he is>more side stories about actual gladiators
>>216513727Loved this series when I was in my teens, but absolutely not touching this alt universe crap. They should've just made a proper sequel. Gladiators were a thing for over 400 years after Spartacus.
>>216516385>outside of doctore/achillaby "outside of", do you mean they are supporting characters? and that she is the "main" gladiator but just a "sideshow attraction"?you like to downplay her feats in the first episode she is in but what have the father and son done to signal their rise in the arena to come? absolutely fuck all
You know that this will end with Ashur dying like he did originally, but this time the melanin enriched girlboss will cut off his head (again).
>>216516385your posts are no more necessary so you can just stop posting as well. maybe we all should, thus giving this show all the attention it deserves.
>>216516506>rich romans will want to dominate/fuck girl gladiators>"wrestle" them into submission>unheard potential for Cossutius-tier degeneracy
>>216515245Why is Dougal Mackenzie in this trash?
>>216515245Imagine defending this lol
Naevia was the proto modern girlboss, I don't know why anyone is surprised by the new show having that be a major element. Maybe it's cause it's been over 10 years since then and people have forgotten?So far it's been tolerable since I just skip her scenes and there's some good stuff otherwise like the Ashur/Senator dinner scene and all the scenes between Ashur and Graham McTavish. But with how the second episode ended it's obvious what direction we're going.
>>216514870sigh yep
>black girl rips a guys dick offwoke show
>>216514870spartacus was shit ever since the main guy died from cancer. not necessarily because of it, but they at least coincided. every moment post-ludus was total garbage, or at least I assume all of it was garbage; I stopped watching somewhere around caesar. it was so fucking bad, man. obviously the sequel to a show that turned into total garbage the further it went is going to be even more grabage. ultimate grabage, perhaps.the only purpose these threads serve is to make fun of every single idiot who's still watching this shit. same purpose the GoT threads served at the end.
>>216516937>Naevia was the proto modern girlboss, I don't know why anyone is surprised by the new show having that be a major element.seems kind of redundant to go to the effort of resurrecting ashur just to basically cuck him again, but that's modern hollywood for you
>>216515480Yeah, but her tits are literally perfect
>>216516648Posts discussing a show in a thread about a show is completely different than spamming every thread with the same webm/comment like a bot.
>>216517130>or at least I assume all of it was garbageah /tv/ in a nutshell
>>216515245Weird leftist racism. It’s meant to be so shocking that this woman can take down roman guards, but it’s only because she’s a negress, and blacks are more athletic and aggressive than everyone else.
>>216517294every general is filled with spamming of the same webms or commentsprotip: your complaints about posts trashing the show are not original either, in this thread or any other
>>216515245It's already awful but Ashur's reaction makes this 10x worse
>>216516937No one's surprised. We were just hoping the wokeslopping wouldn't happen for this particular show that wasn't really woke originally except for Naevia. But even then she was a side character who didn't overshadow any of the main characters and didn't do anything as retarded as this shit >>216515245.
>>216513727does she get naked?
>>216516181Defending this shit should get you castrated
>>216517391roman soldiers are clearly absolute jobbersashur thought it was a demonstration when he solo'd 5 of them while being the weakest batiatus gladaitor but now a chained, untrained, unarmed 5' kween can solo a bunch of them
>>216515245now I understand why (((prime video))) shilled this shit five times to me while I was scrolling
>>216517426Not so far, I think it's unlikely too. They made a point of clearing out the bath for her then cutting away before she undressed
>>216517500>absent lingering gaze>gladiators regularly get paid in fresh slave prostitute pussy>can oogle the house slave girls>oogling the gorilla nigga insteadThe gay ones maybe.
>>216514223Ashur is the new Batiatus, facing exactly the same problems, and the sheboon is his Spartacus. In the second episode the sheboon kills a white man by ripping off his cock and balls with her bare hands. That is what the show is.
>>216517500I asume this follows the recent trend of plenty of cocks but little to no female nudity
>>216516181>She's set up to eventually become a gladiator (as a sideshow attraction)She is all over the promo meaning she is more than a sideshow disingenuous faggot
>>216517554That same scene 50% of the male gladiators are naked with their cocks out. But there is still plenty of female nudity in the show
>>216517393All the faggy sex was woke back then. After George Floyd and BLM it is cramming as many blacks as possible on to your screen, especially the ugliest black chicks they can find.
>>216517552when she becomes champion, she will smash the patriarchy and implement a democracy on ashur's ludusat last slaves and gladiators vote in all house decisions
trying.......s-so.....so..........hard.......to...give...a...fuck!
>>216513727kys shilljeet
I was entertained, i liked how they kept the wannabee Spartacus's story short and to the point. The editing for the gladiator tournament was good and showed about what you would expect before moving on. The part with the corpses from war of the damned was interesting, Caesar is likely to make a return based on the the new actor.Actual fans of the show would be wise to filter anyone excessively divisive/negative, paid shills/bots regularly attack rival competitors products/brands/services/ online. Various government agencies also employ armies of people with the express purpose of influencing public opinion on a variety of subjects no matter how innocuous.
>>216517554Yeah they've had one scene with tits that weren't in shadows or covered behind men with cocks out
>>216514716Yeah and they were all rape slaves.
>>216515324Good Cossutia?
>>216517644>All the faggy sex was woke back then.It was not because the fags were not the MCs and they all got killed.
>>216513727Okay, are there any actual male gladiators as main characters or is it just the black woman as the main character? I'm not talking about schemers, I'm not talking about politicians, I'm not talking about Ashur. Male gladiators. Men that fight and don't just job to muh strong women. Are there any?
>>216518410There are, picrel is the only one with any sort of character development though
>>216514223it's trash
>>216518120ok shill
>>216515324every single one of them looks like fucking shit
>>216515245Is good choreography a lost art?
>>216517384It's not any less retarded in any other thread. You people post as if other people watching the show causes actual harm to you. Yes it's got woke elements, fucking everything does these days. If you don't like it then move on and don't watch.
>penises are 100% prosethetic and fake so farLiterally the only reason I was interested in this show, and they ruined it.
>>216518454>picrel is the only one with any sort of character development thoughI mean that's what I meant. If they don't even have names, screentime or personalities it really just sounds like it's all about this black woman. I don't care about woke or anti-woke and I don't want anyone putting words in my mouth or acting retarded about it, but bottom line I simply do not want to watch a show where a black woman is the lead. Call it what you want. I call it reality.
There WILL be other female gladiators. Achillia won't be fighting men
>>216518593she's already fought and beaten men though lol
>>216518524if you don't like the content of threads, move on and don't participatei am begrudgingly watching the show and will continue to voice my issues with the direction they have taken
>>216518648No she hasn't
>>216518796what are these people retard? >>216515245
>>216515245That kind of hair is always stinky isn't it?
>>216518805You've never been in a fight in your life if you think that counts as having 'fought and beaten' someone. She catches them off guard, lands like 2-3 hits and then tries (and fails) to run and is immediately captured. She was going to be executed on the spot if Ashur didn't save her (by immediately incapacitating her effortlessly despite his crirple status)
>>216518583>I simply do not want to watch a show where a black woman is the lead.Well Ashur is the lead but the story is setting up to revolve around her. Using her as a novelty to get placement in the games, then once she displays skill moving on from gimmick bouts to fighting actual opponents. So she'll be featuring very prominently. There are other gladiators but we've not seen much from them so far except Tarchon (picrel guy) who's shown to have a relationship with a slave whore, his father is also a gladiator at the ludus and looks like he's going to have a (friendly) rivalry with the sheboon
>>216515245A small black girl beats up three Roman legionnaires with black girl magic. Chuds owned.
>>216518849old brawler here thinks somebody that takes on 3 people at once, doesn't take a single blow and leaves didn't win a fight
Modern leftists are so mind-numbingly retarded that they make the show about a woke girlboss and idpol instead of depicting a slave/gladiator revolt against the Roman slave owners and plantators.
>>216519008>and leavesShe got 10 feet away and was chained. Maybe if she had actually escaped you'd have an argument, but within 10 seconds of that webm ending they have her at sword point about to execute her.
>>216513727right now, it seems Ashur himself is the highest powerlevel gladiator on his ludus which of course is grim and speaks about the quality of his warriors
>>216516181>She's set up to eventually become a gladiator (as a sideshow attraction)She is very clearly being set up as Ashur's main gladiator.
>>216519125He definitely is, they made a point in the first episode to demonstrate how weak all of his gladiators are, the strongest of the bunch he was able to defeat easily.
>>216519125Still somehow stronger than Roman soldiers. Even more grim.
>>216519117she still won the fight you moronif somebody catches her after, it doesn't negate the passage of time that just happenedi guess spartacus never freed the slaves or anything because romans killed him in the end
>>216517552>and the sheboon is his Spartacus.pass
>>216515245
>>216519173Getting in one hit and running away is not winning a fight dumbass. You win a fight if your opponent gives up, is incapacitated, killed, or is no longer able to pursue you. All of her enemies were still actively ready and willing to fight and she didn't successfully escape. Really fucking low bar to call that 'winning a fight'. You think if you sucker punch a big dude at a bar and then run away that you won?
>>216519267if i hit a guy and his 2 friends come at me and i mog both of them as well only to leave and get taken down by police when i step outside, yes i won that fight and the cop taking me down is a separate event
>>216519267>the fight's not over until me and my crew come back for get-evens the next dayblack hands typed this post
>>216519350>>216519481Cheapshotting someone and failing to run away isn't winning a fight you gigantic pussies. If she got away successfully and was later recaptured you'd have an argument, she doesn't even get out of eye sight.
>>216519542if they weren't actively engaging her in a fight and failed to land a single hit, you might have a pointbut the fact is you are an apologist for dogshit illogical femboss tv
>>216513727why couldnt it have just been a black guy? that would have actually made sense and caused pretty much no issues
>>216519267>Getting in one hitAre you genuinely retarded we can see the fucking webm, she won
>>216515245This is the rings of power tier
>>216514716my black wife didnt even want to watch the show, and she loved the first couple seasons
>>216518120>bots regularly attack rival competitors products
>>216514716Would've been a slave though smartboy
>>216513727I have questions:1) Are there still nice tits in this, on a parr with both Xena and "Pardon my tits", or is it just shoving nobs in your face now?2) is it on a propper streaming service or some shite nobody bothers with like Apple TV or Paramount?
>>216516123This poster is bait. She will be using dual shields as clearly hinted in the first 2 episodes
>>216518563https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/Thoughts?
>>216520286Claudia Black's butterface daughter has a nice body
>>216520128Do they not?
>>216515245i am watching for she african warrior lover yes yes
>>216520597>naked actresses>they've all got saggy flappers >no torpedo tits being grabbed by her choke collarIt's almost like they're trying to make this as shit as possible.
>>216519267Yes dammit. I’m a warrior. I know how to fight.
>>216520597Why is Claudia Black wearing clothing in this .webm?
>"My mother’s maiden name was Bernstein. My grandmother’s name was Moskowitz, so I know all about that world. So I was raised Catholic, but I very much identify as being Jewish as well." - Steven S. DeKnight >DID YOU KNOW: Showrunner Steven S. DeKnight revealed that multiple seasons of the show have been mapped out and that "about four or five" potential Spartacus spin-offs are also in the works, all depending on whether House of Ashur is a success.This is excellent news, we all want 5 new and progressive spin-off shows, don't we fellas?
>>216518593>Achillia won't be fighting menGirlboss will defeat men. :)
>>216515324wheres the diversity?
>spartacus is a black woman now
>>216515245that stupid look ashur gives>woah this heckin powerful black womyn would be the best gladiator in history, racist white men have no chance
>>216513727It's complete garbage and there's really no point in watching it because it has absolutely no chance of being renewed.
>>216521818This. People need to give up NOW.
>>216521354oh boy, agron's gay adventures sequel series incominghow does a guy give handjobs when his dominant hand is destroyed? tune in to find out
>>216521354He's also cast his own wife as Caesar's wife Cornelia here >>216515324 . The whole thing must be some weird Jewish self humiliation ritual
>>216520626STARZ doesn't compete with anyone. They are so irrelevant no one would waste shekels on bots to attack them.
>>216521233>saggy flappersvirgin>>216522278sad but true. Spartacus and Black Sails would have been way more popular on literally any other channels
>>216515618Lmao, you are a redditor faggot and only Christ can save you
>>216522278They are based as fuck, all their shows are full of nudity and violence, maybe is a good thing they aren't that mainstream
>>216513727Why would anyone even buy her?
>>216523568Watch the episode and find out
>>216523568Shock value.
