>british character says "bollocks"
brit herei say this
heh
chewsday haha
I love the United Kingdom and I wish I had some British friends
>>216513790OY GOVNA
>>216513790>innit?HAHAHAHA!
>American show>token brit character is allowed to swear uncensored because Americans don't know the wordsalways makes me laugh ngl
>American character says "twat"Never not funny to me
>>216514176where does that meme come from? I've never heard brits say it, only americans when doing an impression. was it in a tv show/film?
>>216513790>British characters says "bollocks".
>>216514539it's a cockney thing
>>216514586Never heard any cockney person say that (there are still some about) and I live in London
>Italian character says "Mama Mia!"
>>216514694>gay Italian character>called Fagioli>loves the buttholi
>>216514636I've only heard it in two circumstances, and both OLD; the chirpy cockney sparra, last seen in black and white, or the last gaps of a particular breed of hard man in the likes of The Sweeney in the 70s, early 80s.
>>216514694> Aye, I'm walkin here. Badda bing, badda boom.
bloo’ey ‘ell
>>216514636london is 50%NHR (non human residents), and likely you're included in that.saying "OI" is common, and calling someone "guvna" is fairly common for low class scum from the SE of England
>>216514290early simpsons had that quite a few times
>>216515767>and calling someone "guvna" is fairly common for low class scum from the SE of Englandno it isn't lmao
>>216515788the butler in fresh prince called will smith a wanker
I haven't been able to take british people seriously ever since I started noticing the intrusive R sound. They sound so goofy.
>>216515668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IP2Go7LHQA
>>216515826i'm tired of the news just replaying tiktok videos
>>216515810yes it is loltaxi driver "where to guvna"but you've never taken a taxi that isn't being driven by a third worlder, so you wouldn't know.barmen say it too "wotcha fancy guvna".local shop "cheers guvna"like I said, you're experiences are with third world parasites infesting the place.
>>216515767No it's really outdated.It was common maybe 50-40 years ago."Oi wanker" is more common, even included the fact it's an insult.
>>216514290>American show>Characters die hyper-violent gory deaths>Nudity is completely off limits
>>216515863>you now remember the time in Hannibal where execs freaked out about visible buttcracks on a pair of incredibly graphic, brutally mutilated corpses>so the problem was solved by covering the corpses in more blood so the buttcrack wasn't visibleAmericans are weird sometimes man
>>216515814I remember that.think they had some in frasier too when the miserable stroppy cunt's brother came to visit from england, and despite her supposedly being from manchester, her brother is inexplicably a cockney.heard "piss off, bloody, bastard, wanker" and perhaps some others
>>216515856they really don't.maybe 5% of taxi drivers will say it in a joking way, but they're not saying it in the same way they'd use mate or whatever.
>>216515826Why are bong girls so aggressive and whatnot? I'm Irish and I had a bong gf in college and she would always be very stand offish with other people, not me, but like if someone has being annoying or something she would get really mad with them whereas I would try to be more diplomatic.
>>216513790>Brits have a bunch of funny slang words>it's cringe when non-Brits say them:(
>>216515857no, it's still said to this day, just not by third worlders or people who've grown up around third worlders.last report was that there were no real cockneys left in london as they've all moved out to surrounding counties to infect the south East with their vile behaviour, leaving what was the cockney area to be inhabited by third worlders.
>>216515904only 5 percent of taxi drivers are English now, so that means 100% of English taxi drivers use it
>>216515949if you're american and can say the word "twat" properly, I'll let you use it
>>216515998almost every london black cab driver is english. you clearly have never been to england.
>australian character says it's chockablock
>>216516200we say that in the UK
>>216515892I remember that guy. I didn't recognise the actor but he was 100% an American trying to put on the accent.
>visit London>first day there ask a random guy for directions>it was noisy and he literally said "u wot m8"Made the entire trip worthwhile right there
>>216516035funny, cos I wuz born there like a fauwsend of my fakkin ancestors u kant
>>216513790>go on then, show us yer minge
>>216516200>Australian character smiles and gives me a vegemite sandwich
>British character becomes aroused>"cor. Me willys gone big now."
>>216516516>australian character takes his ute to the servo
>>216515863heh nice
>>216516311sometimes they put australians in to do it.some of the worst dick van dyke dialogue was in v for vendetta - despite having English actors the trannies must have insisted on writing lines that didn't fit at all, so it just sounds awkward, the swearing in particular
>>216514108Maybe you already do
>>216516516women roar there
bollocks is first attested in the Wycliffe bible. Dickens, their most famed 19th century novelist, literally wrote a character that says "Bah humbug!".
>>216516539>British woman becomes arousedBlimey, guv’nor! Ohhh Gawd blimmeh! Me poor ol’ pussy’s gone an’ got proper soakin’ we’, ain’t it? Cor, stick it proper in me fanny
>>216515886That's what happens when your country is founded by genocidal puritans
>>216514636Cockneys are unironically a dying race
I cannot take anyone saying "knickers" or "bloomers" seriously
>>216516786We're not exactly clean on that front ourselves
>be brit>act like someone who lives 20 minutes north of you has a completely different culture and accents
>>216516779>pussy
>>216515863Every fucking show has nudity now
I love British and Aussie slang so much, its so ugly and harsh sounding that it adds an extra umph
>>216516821What makes you think I'm British?
>>216516779Unironically love this though. Unfortunately almost all bongettes in porn put on a posho voice for the yanks.
>americans say "british">they mean london
>>216513790>German villain> JA JA JA JA NEIN! DAS POOPENSHARTEN!!!
>british character refers to Europe as if he doesn't live there
>>216516786puritanism was extinct by 1700
>calls women birds
>>216513790>british character says SAAR BLOODY BENCHOD
>>216517089Well yeah, it's usually implied that we're talking about the mainland.
>>216516811they moved to essex
>>216517032ENGLAND IS MY CITY
>>216517062>Russian character>Zdravstvuyte, comerade. where is the Wodka
>>216517032my friend lives in london and still calls himself british
