wtf, now i love the rock!
>>216514728??? how did he help the rock?
>>216514746mummy movie
>>216514746scorpion king
>>216514755>>216514776oh yeah forgot, thanks
>>216514746He raped him
>>216514746The first ten minutes of the interview are Rock blowing smoke up Brendan's ass cause he figured Brendan could have stepped in and said "No Rock you cannot be the Scorpion King" but didn't.
>>216514797oh yeah forgot, thanks
>>216514797He got the Kevin Nash experience? Is no one in wrestling safe?
>>216514818kek yeah I wonder how much pull he actually had.>shut the FRICK up brendan or I'll rape you again! -director
>>216514818Because Rock wasn’t an established actor, and only came from wrestling. Meanwhile The Mummy was a massive hit. Brendan could’ve said nah fuck that. And also The Rock is terrible in that movie and it does suck ass partly because of him. The prequel Scorpion King movie is alright though
>>216514728is the Rock an actor? wasn't he a pro wrestler?
>>216514776>>216514755why is a Hawaiian mutt portraying an ancient Egyptian mercenary?
>>216514900He's a brand. With a long shelf life and multiple verticals.
>>216514728Brendan skullmogs
>>216514987holy shit, this.
>>216514746He smelled that the rock's cooking was burning and let him know before it cost him his whole hot meal.
>>216515063oh yeah forgot, thanks
>>216514929why not?or are you one those types that get upset they didn't find a 5000 year old desert warrior to accurately portray a half man, half scorpion?
>>216515094(((they))) could have hired a real Semite. Even a jew would be more in character than the fucking Rock, man.
>>216514728Brendan's face looks like a really shitty cgi of Winston Churchill's
>>216514746Mummy and Journey to the Center of the Earth
>>216515116You don't think they had rocks in ancient egypt? What do you think they made the pyramids out of, retard.
Would you watch a satirical biopic of The Rock in the style of Citizen Kane?>Year 2040>5 time oscar winner and 50th president of the united states Dwayne Johnson dies of a stroke in the white house, uttering "stinkydinky" as his last words>the mysterious word stirs up a media frenzy>NYT dispatches woodward and bernstein to find out the meaning of it>series of flashbacks starts from Dwayne's childhood>shows him being groomed as a child to become a pro wrestler>WWE locker room antics as he gets bullied for being a baby face>heel turn and working his way up to wrestlemania>him selling out to make a name for himself in Hollywood>wrestling fans rejecting him for selling out as he becomes more and more of a corporate stooge>him making a bid for politics by appearing on joe rogan>becoming senator, attending lavish dinner parties and cutting ties with all his old wrestler friends because they ruin his image (there's a scene of him having his aide turn down stonecold's podcast invitation)>eventually becomes US president>Woodward and Bernstein give up after interviewing a bunch of people to no avail>as his stuff is being thrown away we see a random dirty sock>white house staffers toss it in the trash>it's actually mankind's mister. socko>flashback of them rehearsing an event and mankind sticking it in the rock's mouth>"god what is that, take that stinkydinky out of my mouth">his last thoughts were of the only time in his life when he felt true happiness
>>216514728Buck helping buck. Unbroken!
>>2165151951000% would
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>>216514900>actor>Pro wrestler C’mon now dude. It’s the same thing
>>216514728Rental Family was really good.
hello I've been made aware my legal team made threats on my behalf on this website in this very 'thread' and I wanted to make sure all my fans here didn't get the wrong impression you can quote my movies as much as you likeI think all of you will be pleased with my performance in the upcoming Odyssey film directed by Christopher Nolan. Not to mention there is another ice age movie on the horizon where I will be reprising my voice role as Sid the Slothkeep on keeping on 4chan!!
>>216516561>Brendan makes an appearance>thread dieskek
>>216514929He's not Egyptian, he's Acadian.
>>216516609I am not fucking John Leguizamo I've been lurking in this thread.I've been on this website since 2008 and enter ever thread relevant to me and my brand without posting as I laugh alongJohn is clearly a fucking reddit normie
>>216515281You all should listen to this man, Warwick Davis once sued 4chan and it almost bankrupted the site.
>>216514728seems like he is saying goodbye to this world
>>216514728Why does Brendan look like a frog
>>216514746scorpion king in the mummy 2>>216514728Didn't the rock steal Brandon's role in journey to the center of the earth 2?
>>216514728Kino is back?
>>216514728actors are lower than whores, yes all of them.
Rock is good in Central Intelligence, but typically mediocre, but cool showman and tall, but lies about it specifically (he is shorter than 6'5'' me)
>>216516639He's a queer, a faggot maybe
>>216514746buck. was. broken.toll. was. paid.
>>216514746scorption king that mess of a movie but it was Dwayne's first movie
>>216514929He looks plausibly Egyptian to a white person
>>216514728The Rock is such an insincere faggot.Everything he says or does has been decided by committee.
>>216515135>>216517323>>216517690>>216517788oh yeah forgot, thanks
>>216515116Egyptians aren't semitesThey're egyptians
>>216517953Very much so.
>>216517438Nice "comedy" movie to watch a bit and switch channels. :p
>>216514929Eh, brown is brown.
>>216514728I couldn't make it past 10 minutes listening to this.The Rock just sounds so phony
>>216521439>egyptians>blackWE
>>216514728>having a picture taken of you with some other man above and behind you like that...Fraser....dude. What the fuck?
>>216517404>actors are lower than whoresCorrect.
>>216517909>He looks plausibly Egyptian to a white personBrown. Egyptian. Yea, it checks out.
>>216523448so egyptians looked like adam driver?
The Rock makes me laugh because he seems like the biggest phoney around, but he's phoney in a really funny way
>>216523695I think he just comes off that way because he sounds like that when he is just walking around his old middle school in Hawaii
>>216523695>seems like the biggest phoney aroundThat's because everything is a work for him. Everything. He's in it for the money. Nothing more. Nothing less.
>says he wants to give brendan flowers>twists the topic to talk about himself instead
