SANTA CALLS FOR AID
Santa? Where was Santa when the Easter Parade fell? Where was Santa when our enemies closed in around us!?
>>216515280And Rodan will answer
man this thread is some funny ass ish man hahaha good shit mane hahaha
>looks like Christmas cookies are back on the menu!
What can men do against such red-nosed reindeer?
Never thought I'd package gifts side by side with elves
>>216515280And Sinterklaas and Black Pete will answer.
>then you have my frosty the snowman wrapping paper
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>>216515501No, that's transphobic. Trans women were NEVER men and to suggest otherwise is genocide chuddy.
>>216515280Mordor? But Sauron was put on the naughty list!
>>216515280And Rudolph will answer
>This my friend... is a glass of milk>It comes in glasses?
>>216515280>No indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a Secret Santa and you are not.
>Where was Prancer when my sleigh was attacked by flocks of seagulls?>Where was Dancer when my toy sack was sabotaged by a drone?>Where was-