in the 2012 kino The Paperboy, Nicole Kidman urinates on the chest of her younger costar Zac Efron. When informed the director wished to cut the scene for time, the Oscar™ award winning actress insisted: the piss stays in the picture.
it was real pee and there were multiple takes
pee pee stinks and is gross. you need to be put down when you start getting horny for shit like this.
>>216515457GIWTWM
>>216515457>could't piss on tom cruise>this guy looks close enoughsimple as
I seriously don't understand how some people develop these weird fetishes. I'm 40 and never thought fondly of sticking my penis in any woman's anus or armpit or getting peed on or pain or using some kind of BDSM gear etc. Mabye a set of handcuffs but that's it. Do you have to get abused as a child for this shit to manifest or something?
>old hag's piss
>>216515560Are watersports entheta and out ethics?
>>216515617watersports have always been niche I've done body surfing and kayaking
>>216515591is watersports really considered that niche? i went out with a girl who liked to get peed on
>>216515591I feel like anal is worlds apart from shit like armpit or foot fetishes. At least it's a hole.
>>216515772Anal is literally worse than the other two cause shit literally comes out of the ass. Armpits are relatively clean on average compared to that, feet too, plus it's easier to clean both.
are you implying women want to piss on men? thats ridiculus, there's no stimulation in it for them, there's no contact with their body at all they'd never ever enjoy pissing on anyone ever, you're just projecting because you want to be pissed on for some fucked up reasonwomen arent that complex, they dont develop like you they just want to be rubbed and hugged and penetrated
>>216515591I've fucked my wife's armpit a few times and it felt amazing
>>216515591If we assume that everyone who got even some mild feitshes got molested we come to a conclusion that a comical amount of pedophiles exists. Like every fifth person. Autism on the other hand has a correlation, and not just severe autism, but like mild "neurodivergence" too. A kid gets fixated on something before puberty and then in puberty it wires in a way it turns sexual. Personal example, as a kid I always had a dislike for rough surfaces and dry surfaces, like paper for example, and was fixated on smooth surfaces, like glossy magazines, plastic, etc. Then puberty hit and I realize my pp likes latex stuff. Now I don't know if I have autism, but you need to be at least in some way socially maladjusted to end up on 4chan so you know.
all aussies want to pee on ameritacos
>>216515953>but you need to be at least in some way socially maladjusted to end up on 4chan No you don't.
>>216515929lmao. absolute virgin talk. for women, it's all about how they feel emotionally. physical pleasure is the least important thing to them.
>>216515953this is not true even slightly. girls, too, have fetishes you incel.
>>216515940No doubt, but the point is if it's your kink or not. Do you spend 90% of your day at work dreaming about fucking her armpit that when you come home you immediately drag her to the bedroom and do it five times a week?
>>216516251Oh, well then I agree with you. Fetishes etc are mental disorders
>>216516128copeyes, this place has gotten increasingly filled with borderline normalfag dudebros since tranime has been becoming increasingly mainstream (and liking tranime is still the gateway onto here, even if your main board isn't /a/) but only borderline
>>216515457>the piss stays in the picture.This is such an awesome name for a documentary I cannot believe it.
>>216515543Pee stinks when you don’t hydrate.
>>216515591When you have never even touched a woman, you spiral into these depraved fetishes.
>>216516274if you are on 4chan you cannot be that mentally healthy
>>216515457Nicole has basically become a nymphomaniac in her older years so not surprising.
>>216517253this is true. taste becomes too refined when online for too long.
>>216515591they are fluid as youth and get rigid about early important experiences. I went through the same, but dissociated, so I get to choose as adult how I have sex.Nothing to weird on this human's to-do list. But maybe I embrace mouth sodomy, as 21st century heterosexual.
>>216515591>Mabye a set of handcuffs but that's itThe irony. You apparently have enough of a fetish to even think of handcuffs in the first place. Anal sex with a woman is hot to me, but to me handcuffs are nothing more than a tool of imprisonment, and the thought of handcuffing a woman or being handcuffed myself is as sexually exciting to me as looking at a piece of wood.
>>216515591>Mabye a set of handcuffs but that's itWhy do you think this is “normal”, safe kink?
I let my boyfriend pee in my mouth. I'm horny just thinking about it.
>>216517541sucked off and eating pussy are heteronormative nowadays.Kink is always queer, but maybe some of them will be normalized? I don't know, but maybe all the boob celebration and touching them silly is kink to some.
>>216515591Unironically women's faultA 10-12yo boy NEEDS a healty approach to sex in the form a mature women that will suck him dry and allow him to plow (same for girls)That's it. That fixes 95% of fetish spiraling.You try sex in a private enviroment, on a scheduled thing you HAVE to do (so it's not secretive/fights with your inhibitions/fears) with a hot girl that wants to do it and will keep it positive all the way through nomatter what you do, and that's it.You are completely fixed for life.Somehow, somewhere along the line in the past 50 years, someone decided that that doesn't fly anymore, and now we got gen z
>>216515457gross
>>216515591When you're truly in love you can be into a lot of stuff but people who go out of their way to act these are indeed weirdos
I mean i have all sorts of fetishes and was not sexually abused at all so idk
>>216517738being into it is one thing. doing it irl is definitely another. it’s hotter as fantasy.
>>216517739use this filter:>>216517664Did you had a normal gf on your teens years and fuck like rabbits between the ages 14-16? Or where you playting videogames at that age? That's literally your answer
>>216516780I've been using 4chan since 2005 and I have a completely normal life, unless you consider liking paranormal shit and abusing psychedelics in my 20s with other hippies to be "socially maladjusted".
>>216517782it is so stupid that my race does not get teen pussy galore. We need the teen pussy for hypersexual drug fun.I NEEDS TEEN PUSSY FOR SEX PARTNER. POST PUBERTY AND SEXY AS CAN BE.It only goes to hideous brown kids and my race suffers sexual humiliation until we die.
>>216517827Calm down streetshitter
>>216517827Well, if not for saving your race, you surely need it to have a heathy sexual mindIt doesn't prevent you from being a sex pest or a wife beater, but it surely quench some shit like literal shit and piss fetishes
>>216517862it is nice to be bottom caste to hideous non-whites permanently because of JEWISH bankers that normalize this shit against formerly white supremacist nations that celebrated themselves as superior.We will get the teen pussy that we deserve. And even sucked off. Butthole losers will be hated forever.
this thread has become indian
>>216517898>>216517858>>216517862The government turned me into a sexual experiment in elementary school. I am a handsome genius and can't fuck young women because of this stupid diverse country.What kind of stupid society celebrates 14-17 sexually and doesn't let their best people fuck them? An anti-white slave camp society.
>>216517541Because you can always free yourself?
>>216517928this is precisely why Hitler wanted to genocide these hideous rats obsessed with race-mixing socialism enforced on the Gentiles.I hate them even more.
>all these posts and not a single webmfuck you faggot retards die
>Not taking a dump on his chest Mediocre actor
>>216517827First time I got my cock sucked was at 11 by a neighbor girl. By 12 we were fucking. Our parents divorced around that time and my dad started stalking a high school girl that he later ended up fucking. Anyway around that time I started to get blowjobs and handjobs from my sister, and my brother started full on fucking her in their room nearly every day (they shared a room). We're actually pretty sure our dad fucked her too when he was drunk one time. Anyway our dad also was somehow linked to some young women who disappeared in our area and was investigated for a while. Sometimes I wonder if he was a serial killer.
>>216518891fucked up dude. Should normalize 20+ with excellent getting the best teen puss. Stupid males can wait until they can compete with adults in young girl's minds.It is a hideous world where the superior people (me) are prevented from engaging with sexually active and developed teens.It should be simple to be a virgin's first boyfriend, and not the second or third because we have to wait for the silly kid to escape public school and turn 18. Ridiculous breeding program for my west!
>>216515457It should have been me
>>216515772An actual shit hole, and no matter how hard you try otherwise, you're getting shit jammed down your urethra (unless you wear a condom, but then you feel basically nothing). Anal already feels like basically nothing except putting a hairband over your dick
>>216515889
>>216515772An actual shit hole, and no matter how hard you try otherwise, you're getting shit jammed down your urethra (unless you wear a condom, but then you feel basically nothing). Anal already feels like basically nothing except putting a hairband over your dick, it's from a physical point of view, solely for the takers pleasure.Feet and armpits are at least "secondary(ish)" sexual characteristics, you could argue they're not sexual, but feet are very dimorphic, and armpits are a "vulnerable" area filled with pubic hair often only exposed in relatively intimate contexts. Axillae also do have a purely aesthetic quality to them that people appreciate (go look at literally any Greek statue of a female subject, and tell me what sort of poses you see)
>>216517506Handcuffs are a vanilla boomer kink and objectively enjoyed by most females. Anal sex is degenerate fag behavior.
>>216519081He died in 2017 and never got in any trouble for anything except carnal knowledge of a minor and deprivation of rights when he kidnapped and raped a deaf girl that went to my school. He did time for that and we lived with our aunt for a year, that was fun. Thats why they investigated him for the disappearances I guess. He never admitted to anything but it did seem like the sort of thing that wouldn't surprise me.
>>216519483hope both our problems get worked out man. I'll get that teen puss don't you worry about me. I just whining on the web for now.
>>216515457wtf
>>216515889when will this generation be gone?
>>216518272damn that shit is wack
GIWTWM
>>216515591Yeah, the thought of anal sex is insane to me. Vaginas feel better anyway. I feel like people trick themselves into thinking it's good. It's so stupid.
>>216515560I just don't see how it's in any way pleasurable for either party. It could be a humiliation thing, but at that point it's not even sexual. Being the fuck out of someone with your fists seems more sexual to me than peeing on someone or getting peed on.
>>216521249I remember being a curious teen with kindness towards all queers reading about buttsex on the normative reddit sites wherein we were educated about buttsex. Something about it turned me off of buttsex with women. But I totally get it there is like a butt and then the hole and a front and the puss or something? Or there's no shit for some reason, or you forget that women poop in the bathroom out of the other hole or don't really understand what pussy is.They are confusing the youth severely. I probably wouldn't have gone for gay sex even with my closest gay friend, but I certainly made a conscious effort to choose no gay sex, rather than being moralized into it.I am so happy for the choice; buttsex is hideous and women don't deserve it from me. Makes me more attractive to the women I cherish and lust for.Vagian for their pleasure and rarely trading oral. Relatively straight despite sexual PTSD in elementary school. I am still a virgin at 31.
>>216515543Meh.... at least it's not as weird as feet, tranny, or nigger fetishes
>>216515591I don't wanna get pissed on (I hate the feeling of warm liquids) but when chicks piss it's so different than the way we do it, it's feminine. Femininity is sexy af in all it's forms (except menstruation but ymmv).Also, my female cousins would piss in front of me when I was a kid, maybe there's some psychological shit going on.
>>216517253I've literally banged hundreds of women, and I have every fetish imagined and a few not.You guys really have no idea about women and sex.
>>216515514lmao
>>216515591Autism combating autismOnly the autistic get this worked up over sex (prudeness and furry shit being the most prevalent)
>>216517928Me too. I'm more attractive than most people I see on a daily basis and have never had sex at the age of thirty one. It's driving me fucking insane. I am more depressed and reckless now than I have ever been in my life and it gets worse every year. I think I'm going to die because of it. Meanwhile ugly brown kids fuck all the beautiful white and Asian women whenever they want. It's so surreal.
I fucked my wife one night and she “squirted” (it’s pee I’m not retarded) on me and got super apologetic about it. I told her I liked it and she does it all the time, even on my face. I dunno why it’s weird for you guys. It didn’t taste bad or anything, smelled more like her pussy than piss.
>>216515457>no webm>not even a link to the scene on another siteFuck you, OP
>>216521834none of those are weird they are common
>>216515591Im the same. I must be the most vanilla motherfucker ever. I have no fetishes. I really only do 3 sex positions too. Some of you people are fucking weird.
>>216515591>I'm 40 and never thought fondly of sticking my penis in any woman's anusIs that because you prefer a man's anus?
>>216517253This has to be it. Once you actually have sex, you realize how much of it is just a meme. The porn positions and weird fetishes are just for show. On the flip side, I think sex addicted degenerates also get into weird kinks because nothing excites them anymore.
>>216515591Same, some roleplay can be fun, but I legit don't get why some dudes get so fixated with anal
>>216522094I think its 2 sides of a coin. virgins and sex addicts like you develop fetishes for different reasons. Most normal people just have sex like a normal person.
>>216522371There's a spectrum between "total shut-in porn addict" and "Diddy/Kanye hedonist porn addict" where most normal sex-havers fall
>>216515591You're just extremely low test. Probably with no internal monologue or imagination capability either.
>>216522328No.
>>216522318you are just boring i think
>>216517270ehh I mean where else am I going to go? /r/movies?? lol The internet sucks now and 4chan is really the only place to go to actually discuss shit anymore. Im 100% a normie compared to most of you degenerates.
>>216515889giwtwm
>>216515457>44 yoHag couldn't control her bladder
>>216522518I don't deny this. But I guess I have a pragmatic way of looking at sex. I just want to fuck and enjoy my wifes body. But its almost like masturbation for me. I view all the kinks and "fun" stuff as a waste of time to get to the same ending. Luckily my wife doesn't care and barely likes sex herself. She basically my fuck toy.
>>216522619women and girls are asexual
>>216515591Mental illness
>>216515591People always say that porn is a gateway to weird fetishes but I've been watching porn every day for 15 years and I'm still very vanilla. I think people are just freaks.
>>216522468this poster will never have sex and posts retarded nonsense like "I want to eat her shit" because he is divorced from reality
>>216515591>>216515543>>216515850>>216519148>>216515953>>216517253>>216522371>>216521249You're all either faggots or virgins, and if you're not you seem like the most boring fucking person on earth. Women love this and rough shit. The reason you guys think sex is boring is cause you're a boring faggot. Live a little retard
>>216522650women are more sexual than men. just not for you.
>>216522650I actually agree with this. Any woman that has a high sex drive is a whore that sleeps around, porn star or hooker.The rest of the normal women just have sex to gain something like status, husband or to replace emotional problems like not having a dad around or whatever. and if a woman is married? Forget it. Sex disappears because why does she need to have sex anymore? She already locked down a man. I have never met a woman that has wanted sex more than me or any other man.
>>216522710>y-you're a virgin!Looks like I was right on the money with the "no imagination".
>>216521281I didn't understand until I read the prison school manga where it happens accidentally to two characters and they discover they have a fetish for it.Was pretty hot.
>>216522718Nah. You might not be a virgin but I can tell you haven't had sex much. The kinks and goofy positions just get old after awhile. >live a littlehow? Sure I will do some spanking and pull my wifes hands behind her while doing doggy or whatever but thats it. Sex is just a means to an end for anyone that got it out of their system after college.
"Ew fetishes are yucky!"if my boyfriend was this boring i would kms
>>216515591>how can people POSSIBLY be into something I'm not??I was confused why every reply to this post wasn't calling out this anon for being an autistic retard incapable of thinking outside of himself, but I guess the rest of the board is filled with autists so having a shit take like this doesn't seem at all odd.>inb4 degenerateI'm not into much fetish wise, I'm just not a retard.
when i was a young lad i was on a date with a grill and he really had to pee, so she went in the woods to piss and she told me to get on the lookout, so i stood over her while she pissed on the ground and i watched out for people walking by but i was mostly focused on her and what she was doing. ever since then i thought girls pissing was cool. ill drink a mug of a girls piss if i like her enough
>>216522718sex was fun when I was 16-25 which is the age range I assume you are. When you are in your 30s, married and have a real job sex is still enjoyable but its not "fun" anymore. You do it to bust a nut obviously but it strengthens the love with your wife and all that shit but we are busy. Just get on with it.
>>216515591Like the other anons said, you might not have that high of a sex drive, which can be caused by many different reasons including hormonal imbalances, and this made you never develop any fetishes of any kind. And you might also just be very plain and unimaginative. It could be due to psychological reasons as well if you view sex in a negative light, as something to be careful of and only engage in in a specific way otherwise it's degeneracy. It's either one of these factors or a combination of them, or you're not being honest about your fetishes. Which would make sense for you to deny the presence of in yourself if you consider them to be abnormal and borne out of abuse. Which is not true, aside from maybe some extreme exceptions, and that is still a maybe. You say you've used handcuffs, that alone shows there's some inkling of a fetish there, probably more buried beneath the surface. Why don't you explore it? If you don't explore it for whatever reason, then that doesn't mean you don't have fetishes. It means you're intentionally suppressing them. Maybe out of misguided attributions of immorality or abnormality being placed upon them in your upbringing, social circles, religion and in your own mind.Fetishes are a normal part of human sexuality and they only add to the pleasure and enjoyment. Very few people like eating the same meal every day for their entire lives. At some point, you're gonna wanna try a different dish or experiment with some herbs and spices you've never tried. If you don't wanna then that's fine. Nothing wrong with that. Just don't misinterpret it as you being better adjusted than others or having some superior virtue.
>>216522845Not him but I'm 38 and I think this is the dumbest post in a thread filled with already dumb posts. Why can't you fags just speak for yourself and stop acting like the representative of whatever group you're identifying with?
>>216522764that's great anon why don't you post another picture of that ugly cunt olivia rodrigo and write a paragraph about being her piss pig you fucking loser.
>>216521834Feet are indisputably less weird than the other two. Don't try to lump your nigger tranny fetish in with feet, we are not the same you disgusting faggot.
>>216523036>olivia rodrigoI have no idea who that is.
>>216523094No they’re not. You’re on the same level as a nigger tranny. Cope and seethe.
>>216523012>stop acting like the representative of whatever group you're identifying with?huh? wtf do you mean. This is legitimately my opinion.
>>216523134You wish, faggot. You will always be beneath me.
>>216515591circumcision
>>216515457One of my students did this to me last year.
>>216523145Not him but you're a fucking retard if you can't figure that out.
>>216522816'How can people possibly be into something I'm not' is not a thinking trap exclusive to the autistic. Normies think like this too, many of them. They can't fathom the idea of, for example, someone spending more than an hour at a time playing video games. Or being so engrossed in a hobby, subject or project that you devote a large portion of your waking hours to it. A lot of stuff that gets attributed to autistic people is ironically more of a neurotypical trait. Back when chicken jockey was trending and zoomershits were acting like retards hollering and throwing popcorn around in theatres, a guy in a YT comments section claimed those kids are autistic. But in reality being that expressive and loud in a collective, social way is not something you'll see most autistic people engage in. Being that socially boisterous to the point of being disruptive is a normie thing.
>>216522952You can have kinks with a low sex drive though. Your correlation doesn't make sense. You can also have a high sex drive and have no kinks. Thing is, it tried all kinds of shit in high school and college and most of it was okay at the time but usually it was just like "oh thats it?" So now in my 30s I just stick to normal sex positions and normal stuff because why waste time doing anything else? >analdisgusting>eating asseven worse>pegginggay>handcuffsokay but its easier to just hold down her arms>pissing or shittingdisgusting>69meme position>BDSMfreaks with too much time on their hands>role playfreaks with too much time on their hands and it just can't not feel cringe and laughable>dirty talksee aboveI could go on and on
>>216523192I must be retarded then.
>>216517253What if it's the girl that introduces you to said fetishes what then?
>>216523243It's okay, you're among good company.
>>216515457genuine humiliation ritual
>>216523222nice trips. enjoy your victims
>>216515591porn addiction and maybe circumcision because low sensitivity
>>216523357Im circumcised and I still cum in 30sec. I genuinely think the doc fucked up my dick somehow and its hyper sensitive
>>216515772Guy I know told a story about going down to Mexico, either Tijuana or Rosarito, and hooking up with a local at one of the clubs, and ended up sticking it up her pooper. He said he woke up the next day feeling like his dick was on fire. He thought that he might have caught something from her, but it turned out that as he was poking her up the pooper, he got a jalapeno seed up his urethra.
>>216523145Re-read your post, anon. It doesn't come off like >hey just sharing my personal experience and what happened with meIt comes off like >hey this is an absolute fact that will happen to you once you hit 30, no exceptions. And the fact it's not happening to you must mean you're between this age rangeYou're real shit at communicating if you were lost with why I called you out.
>>216523393Im telling you what will happen when you hit 30s. Its bot ha personal opinion and a fact. You probably wont be married though so you wont be able to relate.
>>216523200Sorry autist anon, didn't mean to come across like I'm bashing legitimately autistic people. You're probably right it's more a neurotypical trait.Either way it's an annoying trait and retarded is the best word that describes it, regardless of neurodivergent status.
>>216523222So what is your sex drive like then? If it is low then that might not be the definitive cause but it might play a role in this apparent state of having no fetishes. People who are asexual are that way often as a result of psychological factors that deter them from sex, and hormonal imbalances that make the impulse/urge in them too faint and extremely infrequent. So it could be concluded that formation of fetishes would be naturally harder in them if their interest in sex itself is that heavily reduced or impaired.Your descriptions of the sex acts and fetishes you listed also points to a high disgust response, something that I imagine would be common in those who generally hold sex in a negative light as viewed through a religious lens possibly, or something to just be very careful of in how you engage in. That disgust response can also form from an upbringing that heavily demonized any form of sexuality, besides the very narrow and simple, as degenerate or undesirable. In which case again, it's not that you don't have fetishes. It's that there is a psychological blockage that doesn't let you engage in pleasurably and explore them.Or you could be among a small percentage of people who simply, naturally do not have fetishes for reasons that can't be explained. So it might as well be your actual preference. But you would be in the minority of people here.
>>216517636Eating pussy and getting your dick sucked was normal 40 years ago. It was arguably normal way before then but people kept things private. You should talk to more old people.
>>216523459Are you being stupid on purpose? If you're not giving your personal anecdote then this post >>216523145 is a lie since it's not "just your opinion". Like I said, speak for yourself and stop looping anyone else into your "facts". And if you're claiming it's a fact then me being 38 and calling you out negates your fact. Most 30 year olds enjoy sex and are married. Whether they enjoy sex with their partner as much as they used to is a different story, but I'm married and still enjoy my wife just fine. Stop trolling, I'm not giving you any more (You)'s.
>>216523498No worries anon, it can just be a little frustrating sometimes seeing any and all socially negative behaviors being associated with autism but I didn't feel like you were bashing the neurodivergent. I just had some thoughts and decided to share. I do agree that this way of thinking is quite retarded. There actually are some people in the world who are legitimately unable see beyond themselves, the subjectivity of life seems to be a completely foreign concept to them.
>>216517636>heteronormativeWhat zoomer zog babble is this then?
>>216523165>>216523357>circumcisionThat's why the Japs and the Germans are so vanilla in their sexual interests.
>>216522952You unraveled and analyzed that anon pretty thoroughly, I'm impressed. And I think you're 100% right. It's hard to imagine a well adjusted adult having this kind of response to sex >>216523222. There's definitely other factors as play, and you must likely already alluded to it in your two posts.
>>216522710i want to eat this anon's shit
>>216523386unfortunately you're wrong but you'll never know the difference anywayt. did something stupid won't elaborateejaculation is more of a reflex
>>216515543fuck you i love it too bad this movie was fake as hell
>>216515889HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>216517234>i hydrate and consume beverages and productsyou LA-brained freaks should be gassed.
>>216515929got a chick i met the same night to piss on me she loved it, found it hot that she was pleasing me. but go off you know everything
>>216521080when will all you third worlders and halfbreeds and faggots and trannies be shot into the sun?
>>216521191I c wot u did
>>216515591first girl i saw naked was a neighbor of mine and she would bee in front of me. she would also lift her skirt to show me her vag. that's where i got this shit from. i'm not that weird irl women like me etc it's not all horrible experiences
>>216515457My sister did this to me when we were on holiday.
>>216515457>>216515514No harm no foul
>>216524416the fuck? i do hope this is in jest
>>216524442No it was in cest
>>216515457If you're a White actress and you want roles in the current timeline you must degrade yourself. It's obvious a Hollywood requirement.
>>216522822had to look out for me gf in prospect park in the middle of the say like this and she caught me catching glances. fucked the shit out of her after
>>216524473oh you cheeky bastard
>>216522952tfw>36>on fin>uncut>still insane sex drive>an fuck ok, some girls cum some don't >can't stand condoms>have some fetishes, including pee i think i could have had it worse as an amerilard
>>216515591>Do you have to get abused as a child for this shit to manifestMy cute teenage babysitter used to wrestle me and sit on my head and fart because she thought it was funny. She has no idea what she did to me.
>>216523036that was me dum dum amazed you remembered it i posted that like two months ago
>>216524319When will your generation be gone?
>>216515953I got fixated on tits.Got lucky
>>216522205same happened to me, but it was my dog shitting on the lounge carpet while I was watching tv.i gave him a biscuit and now he shits on the lounge carpet all the time.
>>216522529go back to plebbit lol you're a fucking cretin lol
>>216515457What the fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>>216524618not for decades and decades.when will thirdworlders halfbreeds and faggots be turned into ash
>>216524314how did you approach that? you asked her mid fuck? beforehand? after? did you have to convince her?
>>216525079Esketit!
>>216525081He probably left out the part where they met at some kink event or a situation tailored to kinky people.
>>216522952>You say you've used handcuffs, that alone shows there's some inkling of a fetish thereExactly. That anon just has low degree of introspection and might genuinely be on the spectrum. Tons of people have zero interest in handcuffs, the fact that he seemingly writes that off as "normal" and basically not even a fetish simply because he himself enjoys it is rather amusing.
>>216525332i did not do this>>216525081she had mentioned other guys asked so i asked, we did it in the middle of round 1 and 2
>>216522822I started dating this girl and like the second night of us hanging out at her place, we were in her bathroom and talking. She decides to pull her pants down and sit on the toilet to start peeing while we were still in mid conversation. I had to fight a massive erection and keep talking like it was normal. I'm not into piss, but something about the fact that she was comfortable enough to do that in front of me, coupled with her pulling her pants down, was a turn on. I would have instantly walked out if she was taking a shit though. That's a little too comfortable.
>>216515514
>>216525420So you met a girl in a vanilla situation and she randomly brings up the fact that other men have asked her to pee on them, and then you proceed to ask and then she does it? What prompted that?I don't fully disbelieve it, considering I met a girl one night and she brought up in that same night that she liked to get pissed on. But the context of that is her and I have a mutual friend that was there and all parties involved are into kinky stuff so she knew it was an audience that wouldn't judge her. It feels like you're leaving out some key elements to your story like that.
>>216525431That's the point where you unzip your dick and fuck her as she's pissing. That aside I can imagine that situation, I'd probably have the same kind of reaction.
>>216525431hot>>216525509bro i don't know what prompted it she told me, not knowing i had the same fetish. she took a long piss then i asked her to do it again on me/my dick. then she did. then we had normal sex after we rinsed off believe or don't brother i don't care
>have the most normal fetish there is, the creamier/breeding fetish>Cannot finish with a condom, almost never from blowjob>if I don’t want to spend an hour pounding away while exhausting myself (not fat but no exercise plus severe alcoholic), I need to say things like “I’m gonna fill your pussy with my seed” or “I’m gonna put a white baby in you”>terrified of girl keeping a pregnancy so passport bro life is only option>travel is fucking expensivewat do? Still not sure if this is Darwin keeping the human race going or if porn did this to me
>be me 20 years ago>see my crush peeing in the bushes>no longer have a crush on hery'all are weird
>>216525568get married?
>>216525633low t
>>216515457Delicious golden nectar
>>216523152>>216523134Feet > piss > tranny > coprophiliaThey are all dogshit fetishes so take this as an outsider looking at you freeks
Probably the exact same thing that occupies the head of every woman when they do something like this:>"Will THIS make daddy proud?"
>>216525633i'd rather be weird than gay
>>216526261Morning incel
>>216526349Hello jeet.
>if you don't have a disgusting fetish you're a boring gay low t virgin with no imagination lmao a lot of people got defensive about their kinks itt
>>216515889she went into automatic mode for a second there
>>216522791>Be as boring as me, then that'll PROVE to me that you've had alot of sex!!>>216522845>My test lowered with age, so that means YOURS must've too!I swear i am done with you fucking idiots, probably get cheated on for being boring AF
>>216519148A hairband? Yeah youve never had anal sex dude lmao
>>216521281>Being the fuck out of someone with your fists seems more sexual to me than peeing on someone or getting peed on.You seem exponentially more fucked in the head than the people who like getting pissed on.
>>216515953>If we assume that everyone who got even some mild feitshes got molested we come to a conclusion that a comical amount of pedophiles exists.So if a third grader sits on a first grader's face and tickles them until they pee themselves, is the third grader the pedophile in your scenario?
>>216515889things didnt touch .. so its not gay
>>216522845Total goycattle attitude.>We don't have time for kinky sex, Mr Shekelberg needs my report on his desk at 8:30am or he's going to fire me!No wonder divorce rates are so high.>>216522718This guy gets it.>>216515953>we come to a conclusion that a comical amount of pedophiles exists. Like every fifth person. It's probably a lot higher than people think it is. It's prolific in many cultures and most people just don't talk about it or it's seen as politically incorrect.
>>216521968TRVKEJust like the female form is inherently beautiful, the pissing female form is sublime
>>216515591I hate to sound like the opposite extreme of accusatory but anyone who calls others out for being weird sexually has a weird fetish themselves or a total piece of foam with sex altogether. Knew a girl who used to be like that & I ended up fucking her & she was obsessed with rape fantasies
>>216527475Rape fantasies are normal for women though. That's not a fetish.
>>216527550I don’t care if it’s normal for women that is still objectively “weird” when giving any thought to it. Rape can absolutely be a fetish too for that matter
>>216527198Na he definitely fucks the asshole is just a ring, overrated
>>216527633I never got why women got a pass for their weird sex proclivities because “most of them do it”So if a majority of men liked being farted on that makes being turned on by farts normal?
>>216527682No, because they're men and not women.
>>216527682>So if a majority of men liked being farted on that makes being turned on by farts normal?That's literally what normal means.
>>216517541>>216517541Probably because fuzzy handcuffs are a raunchy comedy staple.
>>216521968My dog doesn't give a fuck if I piss, but anytime a women pisses he is immediately in the toilet trying to get a drink.
>>216515591sex pests project onto everyone else. They think we're all fucked in the head and so we all need to be restrained from enjoying things. It's why Louie CK is anti porn now, because he's using it as a shield to try to make it seem like he has a disease. Even though his disease is he wants to show his dick to unwilling women. He's preaching to young guys now about the dangers of porn and how bad it is for you. This is coming from a guy who openly sexually harassed women when he already had daughters. Fuck these hypocrites.
>>216515766>is watersports really considered that niche? i went out with a girl who liked to get peed onplaying with piss and shit is absolutely niche. the only thing worse than fetish freaks are the people that try to normalize it>we all do thisNo we fucking don't.
>>216527998>Le society determines what is normalShutup
>>216515953>Autism on the other hand has a correlation, and not just severe autism, but like mild "neurodivergence" too. A kid gets fixated on something before puberty and then in puberty it wires in a way it turns sexual.The armchair psyches on this website are as bad as reddit holy fuck.
>>216517253No most of us start reading the Kama sutra to get off.
>>216522794fetishes do have a correlation with tranny freaks, that's true.
>>216521968>>216528249female piss smells like dirty ocean water its fucking horrendous.
>>216515591>Do you have to get abused as a child for this shit to manifest or something?Yes, sometimes it happens right when you're born in the hospital.
>>216517253I was into weird shit as a child before I knew about sex. So yeah I guess technically I hadn't touched a woman yet
>>216528482Circumcision is the cat's meow.
>>216515850Doesnt female anus have special glands that produce lube for anal sex and also clean it?
>>216522328The irony.
>>216528529Yeah, its called my tongue.
>it was real peeeww...
>>216523222Low sex drive (or low test) is just pseud's way to you call you a faggot.
>>216515591The virginity coming off this post is crazy.
>>216515591The mad scatjeets replying are hilarious
>>216515560Didn't she already piss on him Eyes Wide Shut
>>216517278>becomeif you men only knew
>>216515766All female fetishes are about being degraded and abused. It's not like male fetishes
>>216522254https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lesliehippensteel/thepaperboy/paperboy-kidman-hd-03-hd.html1min in
>>216515591Based sane anon making psychologically unstable fecaloids seethe.I just like to fuck and fall asleep, then fuck again once I wake up. That's it.If you're dating a beautiful woman, just having her is enough, no need to get into weird shit (literally) just to get hard.
>>216515457I wish that was me
>>216516128Then leave.
>>216515591>Mabye a set of handcuffsThat's how it starts.
>>216517253That's not true for me. I've never had sex, and while I am going crazy and getting really reckless and self destructive because of it, the craziest fetish I have is just a naked woman in high heels sipping a glass of chardonnay. I don't know what causes these sick fetishes because it's not a lack of sex.
>>216523389>He thought that he might have caught something from her, but it turned out that as he was poking her up the pooper, he got a jalapeno seed up his urethra.pretty funny stuff
>>216529606the fever, the rage...
>>216522816lol weird creep spotted
>>216515889How did Tom survive a relationship with this succubus?
>>216529742It helps that she was his beard.
>>216525568That's not even a fetish, that's just a function. That's like saying "I have a preference for food when I eat".
>>216528679Kek based muncher
>>216515457my girlfriend pees when i make her cum
i would love it if a woman squatted over me and pissed all over my face.
>>216515591>had a girl over once, getting nasty with her>we're in the shower>she lets lose and pees on me standing above me while im laying down>then sits down on my cock and rides meive been chasing that high ever since
>>216525633I would rather be weird than very boring
>>216525633You are so blatantly obviously gay and extremely insecure about it to the point you get offended by women's bodies because you're trying to fight it. lmao
>>216515591>spinal surgery at 13 made me incontinent>humiliating experiences wearing diapers and getting made fun of in highshool>now I enjoy watching women pee for me, humiliating themselves for me (tho they're usually into it, but that's not the point)>. Do you have to get abused as a child for this shit to manifest or something?yeah something like that.
>>216515889holy shit
>>216522718they're virgins. these threads are are always just virgins pretending to be moral crusaders
>watersportshigh IQ, classy, refined, white-coded, aristocratic>scatdisgusting, low IQ, jeet-coded
>>216515953>we come to a conclusion that a comical amount of pedophiles existsIt all started with a little island..
>>216521834>Feet & BBC more weird than getting pissed on
>>216532658correct
>>216515591>watersports>weird fetishnigga how fucking sheltered are you to think that fucking pee is a weird fetish when there are so many actual weird ones out there. Fuck outta here retard
>>216522420Being so tightly wound and having internalized shame strong enough that it never allows you to get into kinks because you consider them abnormal =/ not having kinks or being 'normal'. Imagine a gay person who forever denies that part of himself and constantly suppresses and runs away from it because the idea of being abnormal as judged by some retards in society is too much for him, and because he himself considers being gay as immoral. It doesn't suddenly make him not gay if he simply denies and rejects that part of himself.And normal is not something that actually exists the way we think. Normal is a set of expectations more and less of an accurate description of what people are like in reality. Everyone is weird to varying degrees in one way or another, you can only be 'normal' in certain aspects. Anyone who claims to be completely normal is most likely not being honest or is lacking in self awareness, or the less likely possibility that they are among the actual rare few people that perfectly fit the description of normal.
