What’s the gayest thing you ever watched? Porn doesn’t count fag.
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>>216515552This. It was in a film class I took in college. This movie rocks even though it's about the creation of homosexuality
That gay movie with Jim Carrey
Brokeback Mountain
>>216515552I felt like there was strangely gay undertones in Interview with the Vampire, so that I guess?I don't generally watch such things, I just like vampires.
paris is burning. it doesn’t get gayer, actually. that is the pinnacle.
>>216515656i love you phillip morris doesn't even register as gay. its just so over the top and also clean due to the narration.
Dicks the Musical, it was pretty funny.Also there was gay porn cutaway in How To With John Wilson, also really funny, also it's funny you can go to HBO and turn on literal gay porn
>>216515552Some tranime called "Bravern", which was ostensibly about mecha but had constant fag bait scenes and an annoying little girl character
>>216515552Went with my ex to see Circe De Soliel and it was just as wet, gay, French, and on fire as Patton Oswalt described
project runway
>>216515552Boy Erased
>>216515781>girl's dick>girl'sanon...
>>216515633Haynes, Araki, and Waters are a few of the good ones
kino
>>216516769Kino indeed
The only disappointing part of the movie is that everyone in it is sexy as fuck, including the girl, but both Pacino and the killer guy just look like awkward weirdos.
>>216515552picrel, I was worried my mom would walk into me
>>216515633This is the film that got me into Roxy Music and Brian Eno.
>>216516916I've seen this hundreds of times.
>>216516870Pacino is hot are you retarded
>>216515552Rocky III
>>216517005In Godfather. Not in Cruising. The leather outfit stuff just doesn't fit his wop physique.
>>216516982I watched it because of the Placebo cameo and came out a Bowie fan. Good times.
probably the versace season of american crime story
some movie with colin farrell where hes like gay and then he gets aids. i cant remember alot of it because i kept leaving to go play hydrothunder in the lobby while i waited for my then girlfriend and her friends to finish the movie. hes like in a love triangle or something. its called house of something i think.
>>216515552I watched young hearts and they were both so qt
Love, Actually.
>>216515552Define "gayest"
>>216515552that movie made faggots look so degenerate and wicked.great film btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj9ygLF77kA
Literally any Wes Anderson movie (I don't like Wes Anderson his movies are faggy)
>>216517367Great movie desu.
>>216517367Least pedophilic fag
>>216517458I know almost nothing about Liberace but I didn't feel for a single second it was made with the intention of appreciating or even humanizing him, it was pretty crazy.
>>216515552Picrel. Was surprisingly well acted on macs part.
>>216515552Harvey Milk, back when I a kid and was trying to be more "open minded". (Fortunately I grew out of that phase.)
>>216517555why are gays always pedos?
>>216515552Sons of Anarchy, although by the end it's technically just a softcore prison gangbang fantasy. And The Shield, although I couldn't get past the first few episodes.
>>216517639What do you mean? How can they be pedos when they are the same age?
>>216517563oh yeah. it portrays him and his clique as ghouls.you have pathos for matt damon's character as he gets groomed hard by these turbofags.the comedy is pretty good because you remind yourself these are straight actors playing faggots.
>>216517687the creators and consumers of this stuff, retard.
>>216517639Pedos are mostly white heterosexual men
>>216515552American Horror Story, pick any season. I tried a few seasons, some had some interesting ideas, but then it's just fags, fags, fags. I really wish I could unwatch the "Apocalypse" episode with the gay latex scene.
>>216515552That Springsteen movie starring that faggot, y'know the one in the cooking show, The Twink. Saw Kiss of the Spider Woman then saw the trailer for the Springsteen picture and thought "this looks gayer than Kiss of The Spiderwoman and that movie has a gay sex scene" and it is
>>216517708people say this but too many anecdotes of it even in hollywood being mostly gay guys and also the fact that there was a whole organization for it.
>>216515707strangely gay?!the anne rice books, not just the vampire series, are among some of the gayest mainstream lit out there. I know that this is more of a /lit/ post, but Lestat is literally a gay pedo and Armand is full-blown gay (yes, antonio banderas--strong machiscmo male).
>>216515760>Dicks the MusicalThis was so good. I don't like Megan thee stallion (nor is she gay-coded like gaga etc), but I LOVE MY SEWER BOYS!https://youtu.be/vMPwJHWmpQ8
>>216515633such a weird movie. it's a butthurt statement about david bowie without any bowie songs, and it's also the closest we'll get to a lou reed biopic. meanwhile, there's another plot about a reporter.bloated as fuck and i really wish it was better, but there really is no other glam rock movie out there aside from the usual few that actually came out in the 70s
Probably those fags on tiktok who try to be mega ultra glamorous like they are in a Bayonetta game
>>216517807>Lestat>pedothat's Louis>>216517853Yeah, because Bowie didn't allow his music to be used for the movie. It was going to be a more straight(?) biopic at first.
>>216515552the gayest show I unequivocally enjoyed was the Versace season of American Crime Story. Darren Criss is incredible as Cunanan. it didn't get as much hype but it made the OJ season look like an SNL sketch in comparison.
>>216516816Best scene of the entire show. I love how two friends are playing two enemies who are playing two lovers.
>>216515552Is that gay actor Michael Douga Douglas?
>>216517555And you get to see right's butt for a moment :3
Probably The Owl House
not even kidding. when you find out the mastermind behind this pretentious pile of faggotism is a French-Dutchoid hybrid, it all makes sense.
>>216515552cruising or mysterious skin i guess
>>216515552ruined a perfectly good show
I thought long and hard and
Paul Rudd hosting SNL.
>>216515552'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert' Brokeback mountain, Milk, My own private Idaho
This is a very vanilla thread. Maybe because Brit TV is so nonce coded and I've just grown anally numb to the whole thing.
>>216515552Brokeback Mountain.However, I legitimately enjoyed it and it's an actually beautiful drama. The landscapes and the music are pure art.I sincerely believe that if Brokeback was a heterosexual film, it would be one of the greatest love stories ever made
>>216515552I was outside the studios while they were making the Star Wars prequels and Ewan McGregor took a walk. He connected with me on a spiritual level, and we've been close in a past life on another planet, where we were gay and had a relationship. I know what it's like to be another species..
>>216516769>I drive
>>216519208steven universe but brown(er)
>>216515552MD's best work, but he plays Liberace like a mean, fey gangster
>>216515633Remember when he buttfucks that school kid? Was that something Bowie did or someone else?
Brokeback Mountain and The Crying Game
>>216515552'Milk' or the entirety of 'Oz'.
>>216515552Gay coming of age short films at 2 AM during the pandemic when I was drunk.
i feel like it must be john waters but i cant pick the gayest of them
>>216515552I’ve never seen this, because I’m not a fag and don’t watch gay shit, but…I did watch the Wonderland murders documentary and now I have mad respect for that crack-cooking, ass-wrangling, pillow-biting show ponyNever gave up the game until the day he died
>>216515552>Porn doesn’t countReally? I watch a decent ammount of it for someone who isn't very gay.
>>216522056shut up, gay
wonder why his career died
>>216523226TDKR
Cruising starring Al Pacino
recently? the netflix show called BOOTSI mean it's my own fault for not realizing it was based on a book called "THE PINK MARINE"even oh yeah by yello plays when the main character sees another male at on point in the showers
>>216517555I wanna suck both of their cocks so much.
>>216523163fukken saved
>>216518260Didn't know that still happened. European?
>>216515552The NYC season of American Horror StoryLegit every single second of it was the gayest thing ever
>>216515552some random disney movie as a kid. all those movies are gay>then why were you watching them anon?either i was so little i didnt know any better or my little sister had it on. all that stuff is totally gay
>>216515552Honorable mention to Adventure Time, because perversion of innocence is a major part of the "gay" fetish, and taking a beloved cartoon and turning it into fag propaganda to corrupt children is must've been a major "win" on the groomer subreddits.
>>216515552probably The Birdcage
>>216515633saw this at the ziegfeld when it came out
>>216521060i'm straight and not a molester but the scene where the gays ass rape all the little boys at that camp or school is KINO. it it seriously makes molesting and being molested both look like a lot of rock and roll fun. i think it's because the movie has really good editing and a really good soundtrack and awesome cast
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i watched two of my classmates in highschool a couple years ago get into a wrestling match that started out friendly then turned into fists flying, that shit was mad gay, gave me a boner too
>>216515552The matrix
>>216523226because he cant act for shit
>>216515633Reading the parents guide now and yeah this is way too fucking gay for me.
>>216515633BABY'S ON FIREThat was a good summer for movies, man.
>>216515552cruising i guess
probably Oz
>>216515552Your favorite film
>>216517574I was surprised to like the book and the main character always says Macaulay Culkin when asked which celebrity he would have sex with back in the early 90’s and then Mac played him in the movie.
>>216515707It's kind of amazing that a movie so aggressively homoerotic could get made in Hollywood and be a big mainstream hit in the 90s, even with the book clout.
>>216515552
>>216518005You haven't read more than interview with a vampire, it appears. Lestat has MANY young lovers over the centuries.
>>216515656Do you know how little that narrows it down?
yall don't know about sewer boys
>>216525352>yall don't know about sewer boysyeah that was pretty gay
>>216515552Matt Daimon had that deer caught in the headlights look as Liberace comes on to him. I feel like Michael Douglas got a little too into this role.
>>216524219I haven’t seen it, how did it become gay propaganda?
Victor/Victoria
>>216525878uh, that is DEFINITELY not one of nathan lane's sewer boys...You're deffo not a gay man.
>>216524219What do you mean? Adventure time does gay stuff in a gentle way?Fiona and Cake is cute and well done (both in bad little boy and the early eps of the show) and in the HBO show.The whole bubblegum x marceline relationship is so small in terms of the actual story that it just seems natural. They're just so sick of all the boys around them that they find a connection and it grows over like....5 seasons I would say? Pretty subtle. Not like that stephen universe crap.I'M GARNET!
>>216515552BootsStranger Things
>>216525255Admitedly I've only read up to The Vampire Armand(6th book). I remember Louis, Marius and arguably even Armand having pedo moments, but not Lestat. He was a rapist, though.
>>216515552Gunn Jewperman
>>216516916Yeah this is the one for me.
>>216515552My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Gayer than some of the shit on /gif/, and that's fucking saying something.
That movie where a british prince falls in love with a son of the US president.
>>216529275Why did you watch that?
>>216529299I was making a move
>>216515552Rocky Horror Picture Show probably.
>>216529346Did it work? It's a pretty bad movie so I'd feel bad for you if it didn't.
>>216529275This is the Duke of Wessex in the UK
This board tricked me into watching Interview with A Vampire and it was so fucking gay it actually pissed me off.
A meme that became reality
>>216530249The movie or the show?
>>216530181He cute
>>216517005Fag.
>>216529346Did you get it on?
>>216515552>Hi, I'm gay actor michael douglas.
>>216530292Saw this with my dad in the theater since he liked Ali G. Oh boy.
>>216531732>ABORT IT
>>216515552probably looking in the mirror each morning. i'm not even a fag, i'm just somehow cursed with the confidence of a wet sock.
>>216517853I never understood why people would try to get movies about musicians made without having the budget to actually license music, it just makes the movie feel incomplete and a waste of timeevery narrative contrivance for not including music doesn't feel clever it just feels cheaplike Taking Woodstock being about the people who organized the 1969 concert but not featuring any of the music or performances in itor Bubba Ho-Tep being too cheap to use any Elvis music in a camp comedy about goddamn Elvis
>>216515552Call Me by Your Name
>>216532018>without having the budget to actually license musicIt wasn't about money, Bowie refused to license his music for the film. The tricky thing about musician biopics is that you need to please whoever holds the rights, that's why so many of them are bland and whitewashed.
>>216531178this wasn't gay until the 3rd season when they knew they were being cancelled so they started pandering directly to Tumblr shippers
>>216532245Nah second season was all about them starting a family with picrel. Sure, it starts as both trying to win her soul but then goes "we can be dad, daddy and daugther and forever happy".
>>216515552Fight Club has a negative aura of homosex about it.
>>216532775I feel like Helena Bonham Carter, or whatever the character's name is cos I forgot, is the only kind of bitch that could match my level of self loathing now. Although I can kinda get the homosex part cos that's kinda like me as well hanging out with a bunch of male only nutters on 4chan.
>>216525018Using a parents guide is even gayer.
>>216523226It's in fact gay that i know this but, his carreer went to shit becasue he went into hiding to get hairplugs but he had an adverse reaction to it and now he's kind of fucked up.
>>216533505What? Was this after Kaboom?
>>216515552This gigantic piece of shit. Idk what was worse. The onslaught of euro trash trannys being chucked at you like rotten octopus or Will Ferrell thinking he could sing.
>>216527146>Bubblegum x Marceline>"it just seems natural"Eh It always reeked of pandering to me, like it went from"Oh they're rivals" to "oh they're ex-friends" to "oh actually they used to date and btw pb is 1000 years old" to "um actually they still date." I don't mind them as a couple but it was never handled great in the show
>>216515552Nothing tops this.
>>216523354thats actually a really good show and praised for its accurate portrayal of the real life marine boot camp in south carolina
>>216515552Avatar, the one with blue cats
>>216534276same for South African gay movie Moffie about the SADF
>>216534477Moonlight was gay in a very, "wow, that nothing movie won an Oscar"but Dallas Buyers Club had that Leto character who was like an AIDS queen, which felt gayer than any John Waters movie where at least they enjoy being sex freaks.
>>216527146Adventure Time after the first season and its trajectory felt like it was written by a team of writers who couldn't help gooning to their own characters on Rule34 but are still somewhat forced to make a show for Cartoon Network.
>>216534276IRL has more dicks
I actually feel kinda gay for saying I was gay now. I like this place. Maybe that's gay as well. More to the point I think the gayest thing I watched OP is Black Sails. Now don't get me don't get me wrong, Black Sails is kino, but I spent my whole time up until a specific part commenting on how I liked how gay it wasn't. Peace out niggers.
>>216524694
>>216515552What comes to mind is the episode of House of Cards where Frank goes back to his old school. That was way more gay them him having a 3way with the secret service agent.
>>216515552picrel
>>216515552I saw this movie. Very gay, but in a not gay way.
>>216517574this is actually kino despite how faggy and degen it is
>>216515552Yeah, you nailed it. Behind the candelabra was so gay it didnt got a theatrical release. No other gay shit is as gay as this movie.
>>216536471you're lucky that if you say gay once you're gay but twice it's okay
>>216517574Macaulay is a very solid actor given the right part, one of the few child actors that have talent. His brother is good as well.
>>216515552My top 3>BeefcakeTechnically not a porn, but a docu drama about a gay eritica magazine in the 1950s>TaekwondoDidn't know it was gay before watching, dicks flopping around left and right>Uncut (2003)A "detective story" but 100% of the film is a closeup of a dick (the main character is hospitalized in a bed because of a broken leg).Not citing the jailbait shit done in the 1970s.And NO, it's not because i'm very gay, but when you've watched 10K films and you're done watching all the peruvian arthouse shit, you end up watching a few gay shit.
>>216517574Fag kino of the highest order. This is the same vibe but much less gay so I’m not sure if it counts as fag kino.
>>216515633fever-esque shit
rocky horror. fucking awful.
Saw starlight express on stage in London. It was wildly gay even as a child, I knew it was not something I wanted any part of. Think we went for my little sister's birthday, probably 10 or less, and I remember my dad being very displeased.
Accidentally watched thinking it was a nudist flick. Was a pretty interesting exploration of unconventional sexuality from an era before alphabet people ruined it for everyone.
>>216515552Gayniggers From Outer SpaceThe Strange Thing About the Johnsons>>216533505I wonder what Davey thinks of thishttps://youtu.be/Rm7pmgsy3XEhe looks old and baldinghe looks like an old nerdit's funny he's doing shit with AI (even though he obviously knows nothing about it) instead of being some vague hollywood heartthroblike he fully transitioned from fashionable prettyboy to musknerd
>>216515552Pink Flamingos
>>216515552Love, Simon
'Flash Gordon' (1980) managed to be both kino and rather gay. Very difficult to be both.
>>216525192I love willies.
>>216537513>Not citing the jailbait shit done in the 1970s.Was it legal?
>>216538198fujoshit
>>216529263the plain white panties visible through the sheer dress somehow make it 300 times more erotic than if she was fully naked
>>216524018Yeah it's allowed, since it's just innocent skinny dipping. Not much to see really - everyone has one.
>>216538655Yeah. In Macbeth (1971) there's a shot of a boy bathing. Weird but legal
My ex made me watch it with her.Exceedingly faggy.
>>216515552God of War (2018) and Buck Breaking
>>216537974Pouring one our for my nigger Davey, hope he's having a good time in gay heaven.
This one's pretty gay but it's really sweet.
>>216515552Rocky Horror (and I loved it)
>>216539615why does the woman look like a bloke
>>216517703wheres the porn, pervert?
>>216539615I'll watch it, I have a weak spot for 90's indies.
>>216517639>alwaysThey aren't. Next question.
Shortbus, most definitely.Worthy mentions: Satyricon, The Birdcage, Billy Elliot, Rocky Horror Picture ShowAll good films in their own way. I'm straight btw.
>>216539274>Buck breaking>gay
>>216515552"I Love You Phillip Morris" Mostly because my friends and I were young and stupid and thought it would be a standard Jim Carrey comedy
>>216515633David Bowie faking his own death is something I think is pretty plausible but this seems too gay for me to watch.
>>216537686Bully is much darker but absolute Nick Stahl kino.
>>216540497He more or less did that in real life.
Close (2022)
>>216540345thats almost gayer
>>216515552listening to stuff like this when I'm drunk and knowing all the words: https://youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?si=jUG4ddF3Cwuy-lV4 and buck breaking as well
>>216541433vengaboys (as well as all other eurodance) is sovlful as FUCK and not gay at all and i refuse to hear any argument otherwiseBOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>216542012but dance music is invented by fags anon
>>216542079dont care fagdancing with women isnt gay is it???
>>216542156only if you’re closeted and conservative
Ma Vie en Rose, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and >>216516916I'm not sure which one is the gayest.
Is Pink Flamingo a gay movie?
>>216542309There’s a really good documentary of the making of top gun you should watch, it has interviews with Tony Scott and Jerry bruckheimer if you can find it, just self titled I believe from the Reelz network but anyways they had a female advisor for the movie and she insisted on the volleyball scene even though everyone thought it was gay as fuck but she also was the one that made goose not comic relief for maverick which would have ruined the movie.
/tv/ defends Moonlight for some reason but it's fucking shitThe only thing going for it is the cinematography The main character in all 3 time periods just stares off into space for 2 hoursI felt no character development, even when he goes to hookup with the guy in the restaurant at the endI felt no larger themes except "it's hard to accept that you're a fag" and "being poor is traumatizing">elementary kids rubbing cocks together>teen boys giving out sandjobsFuck that shit, I'd rather watch The Birdcage instead for homofilm
>>216542452It is extremely gay in a way that doesn't involve men kissing each other or having sex.
>>216542739/tv/ isn’t one person. Why do you keep falling for this meme?
>>216515552American Sniper
>>216539659>look like a bloke>he doesn't know
Probably RENT
>>216543188I don't mean that /tv/ is one personI mean the large consensus on /tv/
>>216543659>large consensusaka the few voices that screetch the loudest
>>216515552Edge of 17. Knew I wasn't gay because I ended up getting a crush on the only female in the movie, a fag hag he rejects, Tina Holmes
>>216515573bro you could've samefagged "fpbp" and "OP BTFO xD" a few times and the sheep would've given you 100 (You)s and a screepcap thread posted on reddit, please realise your full potential next time
>>216543729This movie was so depressing for no reason. He and the fag hag don't even reconnect.
>>216543783Been a long time since I saw it, is it the one that ends at some beach house post AIDS epidemic and him reminiscing about all his friends that died from HIV back in the day?
>>216543882I remember the final scene being him telling his mom he was gay, but I also saw it ages ago. I don't know man, all the gay dudes he met seemed to suck really bad and his only friend in the whole world abandoned him because she couldn't even see him kiss a dude in a club without having a meltdown. And then it just ends like that.
>>216544046OK I'm probably mixing them up. For about a year when I was a teenager I watched a bunch of gay cinema. Grok says the one I'm thinking of is Parting Glances with Steve Buscemi, and that does sound accurate. I found their stories tragic.
>>216543659bro ever since they took away ip counters in threads the samefagging has gone back through the roof, its likely one or two zesty ass niggas who keeps saying this shit is good, it aint
