>let's have her listening to an 80s walkman, oh make the hair and clothes look ratty, oh and she's nihilistic like a mean girls version of Guardians Starlord
Maybe you shouldn't be getting upset about cartoons for children
is that monke? she cute
>>216515597>let's cast her as a monkeshe cute
and 40 year old overweight manchildren will pay for it
>>216515615She's my gf
Get this it's Superman but instead has got a fucking pussy and gets their period and is a stupid bitch
>DUDE NOSTALGIA LMAO XDnu/tv/ actually likes this trash btw
>>216515608oh my fucking god with this shit again. you make sure you run to the threads as soon as you see them so you can jump in and let everyone know you’re a sophisticated adult who watches big boy entertainment. oh yes, good for you. here’s your “gigantic faggot” award. now get off your computer and go paint some more faghammer 40k dolls. catch up on the new episode of tranime robot force Z. you big sophisticated adult man.
>>216515597She’s a cute, how are you complaining? Do you want them to play “modern” music instead so you can complain about that?
>>216515644and she has a big bush don't forget that
>>216515624Why are you so obsessed with children?
>>216515671Maybe you shouldn't be getting upset about cartoons for children
>>216515597she's blonde but not pretty enough to attract the thirdie audience
>>216515597>>let's have her listening to an 80s walkman,I get annoyed with wires and i spend all day inside my house.Walking or flying in public, it has to get annoying.
do you think y2k nostalgia will be as annoying as gen x nostalgia?
>>216515670>complains about nostalgia>also complains about new thingsthe duality of man
>>216515684the only thing i’m upset about is that you haven’t killed yourself yet
She cute.
is she monke?
>>216515624not enough fan service, needs more panty shots
>>216515679Thank God for that
>>216515644You’ve given me a lot tot think about
>>216515597>I’m an idiot bitching about shit I don’t even know the context
>>216515624true, they're the ones who keep all this shit going even though it's totally not aimed at them
>>216515597This shit is exactly what you get when a bunch of 60yo men try making a teen movie.
>>216515910>a bunch of 60yo pedophile men
>>216515644She’s not human they have different biology. And she’s not stupid, she’s just filled with grief and dissociates because her planet and everyone she loved exploded into stardust >>216515679She doesn’t have a crush weirdly enough, but she does get shipped with Dick Grayson and her horse comet sometimes
>>216515597She hot, bitchy and musty as she should
>>216515973>She’s not humanBASED and agreed. Fuck women
>>216515644Kara is older than Superman and was present during Krypton destruction
>>216515608Maybe you shouldn't be getting upset about anons that criticize cartoons for children
>>216515597Actually, why *is* she listening to a Walkman? I get Star Lord, he got kidnapped as a kid in the 80s, but what's the explanation for Supergirl? She's just a hipster?
>>216515941they know better than anyone how to lure teenagers in.>>216515597but who else is going to remember what the 80s were really like?80s retro is what they're using for a decade so they don't have to come up with anything new
>>216515597I got sunshine in a bag
>>216516022No actually Superman came before Supergirl because the story is not real you fucking fag
NOBODY gives a shit about "super girl", nor have they ever.
>>216515684Maybe you should stop being a soulless boomer cockroach who sells everything good out to globalism
>>216516045>who else is going to remember what the 80s were really like?Surely all the 50+ year olds that will be paying to see this in the theaters...
>>216515973>in this week's ACTION PACKED THRILL RIDE COMIC>14 pages (5 with panels on them, 2 covers and the rest advertisements)>a girl throws herself down onto a bed and lies there with several very similar pictures of her still doing that, unmoving, while she thinks about something incredibly boring and pointless, despite being an alien with superpowers
>>216516022>>216516054Kara was originally younger than Superman and born on Argo City, then that got retconned in Post-Crisis but she had amnesia and also was stuck in stasis so she was effectively younger. Then in the Elseworlds story made canon that the film the movie is adapting they did away with the amnesia but she was still in stasis so still effectively younger.Gunn confirmed she was younger in interviews so assuming he wasn't speaking out of turn they're just going to go with her original origin and say she was born on Argo City, not Krypton, and is actually younger again.>tl;drshe's probably younger than him
>>216516057Why are you here then nigga. Go do something you like
>>216516108Good advice. Time to go choke a woman
>>216516103Go play with your action figures if that’s all you want
>>216515597I love her so much, can't wait for the film
>>216515597Yeah i dont get the 80s walkman thing, nobody even has that shit anymore. Your phone IS the mp3-player/walkman. And literally nobody walks around with wired headphones anymore. Literally nobody.Brain-calcified stubborn old gen-x/boomer nerds that refuse to take in new information.
>>216516173>And literally nobody walks around with wired headphones anymore.Wrong. Bluetooth is fucking gay and gives me headaches. Enjoy your brain AIDS bud
>>216515597She's not starlord or has ever fucking been to earth in the 80sGive her some of those fuck off huge studio headphones that girls like to wear and a black leather jacketSpace hobo isn't cool on chicks. If this doesn't lead to her getting smashed by lobo in a space bar and a "YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOURE NOT MY DAD" moment with superman when he tries to tell her to not get together with him I'll be pissed.
>>216516104In Woman of Tomorrow she was on Krypton when it blows up. Zor El makes a force field around Argo and it floats off in space. However the last remaining survivors start dying of radiation poisoning so he makes a makeshift ship for Kara and sends her off
>>216516190Touch grass
>>216515608maybe you shouldn't care about pronouns
>>216516173Big ass headphones and dedicated music players are in again. Streaming is for children and tards who don't know any better and blue tooth wireless is for convenience.
>>216516236It's winter bluetoothcel
>>216516217Why you idiots hung up on her coat? She’s dressed like a hobo to hide her costume so she can be left alone to get drunk on her birthday. A lot of aliens don’t like Superman because he threw people they know into the Phantom Zone
>>216515608>cartoon
>>216516235I know, that's WoT is the Elseworlds story made canon I referenced in my post. However, Gunn said she's younger than him in an interview, so he either misspoke, or they're just going to use her original origin story of her being born on Argo and then do the WoT storyline instead, since her being born on Argo really doesn't change the story at all.
>>216515615One of them. There are 3 /tv/ approved monke.
>>216516305He’s being misleading because she is younger then him physically having been in suspended animation
>>216516054monke 2 btw
>>216516108
>>216516325Maybe, but the answer was in the context of him being asked why Kara didn't know his parents were evil, and he said>She's younger than him, why would she know about them?So it seems to suggest she was not born on Krypton in this version and was just born on Argo, which doesn't really change the WoT story a all. Her experience of Krypton's destruction is covered in like, a single panel with a few word boxes.
>>216516315what's that form
>>216515597>describing something as a way to mock it
>>216515597Oooooooooooooof gunnsisters what the frick is this??????????
>>216516407Some Aussie series called “Upright”.
>>216515597do uncs have any culture beyond worshipping 40 year old consumer electronics?
>>216516270>>216516258>Defends Gunnpedo sloppa
>>216515779supergirl wore a jacket once?CANON!
>>216515597On a scale of 1 to 10 : how hard are you going to cum while watching this movie?
>>216516379Maybe. In the story her mother dies right away down radiation poisoning and Argo isn’t livable at all.
>>216516456There’s no good music that can’t be listened to on a cassette tape.
>>216516449>Sept 5, 2025
>>216516458Even if I liked that cocksucker I wouldn't defend this purely on the grounds of it being a woman lead
>>216516458Yes,
>>216516469It’s from the story the movie is based off of you idiot
>>216515597Saw a girl today that looked just like Milly Alcock but with red hair.I wanted to eat her ass so bad
>>216515597I can't stand Gunn's genxerisms.
>>216515597>Couldn't even afford the $1000 headphones Star-Lord has
>>216515644Wat if she has sex with a guy and his wiener explodes into a million pieces from her vagina's power?
>>216516503Please don't engage the brown disneyshills they get ruppees from every (you) they get
>>216516495Good morning saar. How is SUDRA life? I am covered in poop right now, purifying.. be blessed.
>>216516504Nobody cares half a nigger fart, Sandjob.
>>216516495>all lost to Man of Steel
>>216516486OH FUCKING GOD YOU CAN RECORD MUSIC ON CASSETTE TAPES YOU RETARD!
>>216515597Headphones are a fashion accessory. Earpods look stupid.
>>216516548Go listen to Imagine Dragons on your cd player you promiscuous child.
>>216516543Not really, no
>>216516379Clark’s parents were aware that krypton would explode, and their government would always shrug it off like it was global warming or something, so they’re usually on the more radical side. Supergirl’s parents are the hippie aunt and uncle that let you have a sip of beer, and understand your teenage turmoil
>>216516619>Promiscuous childUhhh... Gunnpedos? Care to explain yourselves?
>>216516484Her mother didn't die immediately. Argo is livable for quite a while, it just fails eventually. But they're able to live on Argo for what the story says "is a while" without issue. Probably about a decade, since she's a child when Krypton explodes and is a late adolescent when Argo starts failing and her mother dies.
>>216516619>cd playerjesus christ how old are you?
>>216516622Ok listen first of all that picture looks gay as fuck. Superman with the onions face, I immediately associate this image with a gay guy begging for cum in his mouth. NEGATIVE IZZAT FOR YOU.
>>216516646It’s a funny insult that he called you and you got btfo.
>>216516173EarPods aren’t aesthetic
>>216516495It's so funny how people are obsessed with capeshit box office when furrybait Zootopia 2 is at almost a billion in its second weekend
>>216516696Mr. Gunn, may i call you Jim?You used a sexual term and then called someone a child. There seems to be an inherent association between these two things that is like a pedophilic Freudian slip, for you. That's what I'm pointing out.
>>216516650Yeah, you’re right. It wouldn’t really change much. Thar won’t stop hardcore nerds being pissed about it
>>216515597SHE MONKEY
>>216516173doesn't help that those headphones look like the cheapest trash imaginable
>>216516753Blow it out your ass you treacherous eunuch.
>incels weeping about headphonesthey get more desperate and pathetic with every day
goddamn she's ugly
>>216516788What does it matter, she has super hearing
>>216515597>she's nihilisticSupergirl was a Red Lantern anon. When she crosses the street its not to fuck around.
>>216515597lets make the white boy 4chan poster a loser.... oooh and make him catty like a woman but he's totally not faggot coded you guys
>>216516907Will Poulter
>>216516942wat?
>>216515597Looks like dogshit
>>216516686>I immediately associate this image with a gay guy begging for cum in his mouthUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that sounds like you being gay and brown problem saaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>216516907>>216515597She is so fucking ugly. What are Gunn pajeets smoking?
>>216516103she's just a girl
>>216517123Seething Cavill faggot
>>216515779Fucking embarassing kek
>>216517261Naw, your country is embarrassing
>>216517261is that mean old coat white genociding you, sweatie?
>>216516910Only when there’s a yellow sun present
>>216515779I C O N I C
>>216515671you still watch superman faggot
I thought this was D'Argo from the thumbnail
>>216515597Do people still find that retarded shit cool and fun?It worked for GOTG but at this point it's so fucking cliche and obvious that it makes me cringe, get over yourself you fucking retarded boomer, we're done, it's like still parroting 2015 chud points from Ben Shapiro
>>216517975You sound like a miserable loser
>>216515779>arrrooof
>>216515644they're going for the sad, old men who are too lazy to create their own waifus and Billie Eilish fans at the same time.
>>216515597It's all just a stand-in for Gunn's youth. She'll be listening to 80s/90s rock too because fuck anything contemporary. This shit is why the younger generations care less and less about cinema. There's no attempt to make things relevant. It's just the same 80s nostalgia wank over and over again
looks simian
>>216517999Fuck off, shill. Nobody is paying to see this shit.
>>216515597>>let's have her listening to an 80s walkman, oh make the hair and clothes look ratty, oh and she's nihilistic like a mean girls versionElements of this description meet the definition of punk rocking
>>216515779>CIA King's self-therapy books>IconicNo, fuck off
>>216516866Pedo retard faggot
>>216518277Aw, you mad
>>216516907this
>>216518470Mad? Not at all. I'm going to thoroughly enjoy watching you faggots desperate try to shill this slop past $300 million.
>>216518359It took you an hour to come up with that?
>>216516449Gunn fucking killed wb
>>216518501Just like F4 was suppose to destroy Superman?
>>216518700It's neither a jest nor a jab. It's the truth, James.
>>216515701it's already happeningbig skater jeans/carhartt pants (this is good actually) are everywhere, and I've noticed more people using classic wired earpods, k-pop boy bands are blatantly copying the traditional Backstreet Boys look. We're going back baby.
>>216516315If I saw her in the street id think "that bitch is fucking ugly. Monkey FAS whore" yet shes on the big screen lmao. Hollywood is so fucking retarded
>>216515597She should pee in my mouth
>>216516343Chopped = DROPPED
>>216518855>goingIt's been back for about 5ish years now is slowly on its way out
>>216518921Shut the fuck up you Zika baby. Monke is CUTE.
>>216515608>calling people bitch and killing cuvilians is for children Shalom!
>>216519043What comes next? Back to flannel shirt hipsters?
>>216515597These retards cannot gaslight me into thinking shes cute. She's just not.
>>216515597I like a woman in a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooog jacket.
>>216519380To each their own
monke
>>216519380We know. Conversion therapy doesn’t work on you gays. Only rooftops
>>216519482Shut up James, you pedo faggot
what causes monke? what’s the scientific term
>>216519892Probably Tylenol or something
>>216519892Koala milk.
>>216516043Zoomers love old tech simple as.
>>216516287absolutely retarded response. if the costume was a problem she'd change clothes.
>>216516709which is sandwiched between furrybait avatar 3 and wahtever that wicked movie was
a cassette tape is literally the worst way to listen to music. there is no lower audio quality in physical media.
>>216520065Telegraph
>>216516053kek spitting image
>>216520028Are you a moron?
>David cornsnsnwet is getting cancelledBwahahahah
>>216520132For what?
>>216520132said somewhere a scene in Wicked 2 like "well done on still looking masculine whilst being lifted up by a woman" in regards to that faggot Bailey man's character being flown up and kissing by Cynthia Wicked witch.Even Amazon just dabbed on him
Monke
>>216515597this feels so manufactured to appeal to online idiots
>>216520276You ar mentally ill. Both Wicked movies were filmed before Superman even came out. WTF are you talking about
>>216515597she owes me sex
natural organic astroturfing gorilla marketing campaign
>>216518125cute
>>216515597She looks like the kid from the bompunk vid but less cute.
>>216515779>based on a comic by former CIA agent turned hack comic writer Tom King >and that's a good thing
>>216516449>*not accounting for the massive inflation of the past decadeI hate Snyder's Man of Murder, but Gunn didn't do any better trying to start a new DCU with a Superman film. I think he did worse.
>>216523104It doesn’t matter what you think
>>216518357King is our generation's Moore. The sooner you accept this the easier things will be for you
>>216523104tbf if you account for inflation you also have to account for inflation of the cost to produce it, not to mention the rapidly changing landscape where China has completely abandoned the American market, capeshit fatigue has set in and isn't at its peak like it was in the early-mid 2010s and movies move to streaming quicker than ever. the pissing contest between the financials of the two movies has always been retarded.
>>216523235This is you.
>>216515597i learn monke for she
>>216523338that's actually not me I never predicted 1 billion and I don't look like that. realistically both movies were fairly profitable but I don't have access to WB's balance sheets
>>216515671Seething capeshitter
>>216523382It was just an idiot rage baiter. Nobody expected Superman to make a billion. No Superman movie has ever made a billion. Let alone reboot. The Batman, DC’s biggest character, didn’t come close to a billion
>>216523338The post on the right is completely right kekNolans name was all over the marketing for MoS and Snyder at that point was still considered nothing more than a director for hire. If you didn't follow capeshit/movie news you would have thought it was Nolan directing it based on the marketing The movie had EVERYTHING going for it, including trying to trick people that care about film with that Malick aped teaser then it ended up being a massive piece of shit
>>216523472>The movie had EVERYTHING going for it, including trying to trick people that care about film with that Malick aped teaserSame for this Superman as well. So what's the excuse for Gunn?
>>216523338>>216523235Gunn was simply the wrong guy for the job, at least with Superman. I think DC / Warners needed a big hit to relauch DC filns. This was clearly not it. Even with its mixed reaction, I think Man Of Steel was a better launch pad than this was. (Too bad BvS was even more mixed and lost more momentum, aside from the diehard Snyder cult.) Gunn's Superman was just kinda bland and forgettable, as quirky as it tried to be.
>>216523529I don't really agree desu, MoS got pretty mixed reception at release, both critically and from audiences. It has a cult fanbase now but I remember people were calling it boring despite it having a ton of hype due to coming off the TDK trilogy, and the Pa Kent death scene was mocked to death. Anecdotally, I think 25 has gotten better reception and domestically it did actually do better. I guess we'll see how the sequel does I feel like that'll be the true test.
The is an aspect of the marketing for this Supergirl movie that pisses me off. This idea that Supergirl is the cool one.Take the marketing for Superman. Hell, take the movie itself. Superman is always on the defensive, the other heroes don't respect him, his coworkers like Jimmy Olsen makes fun of him, his girlfriend is unsure about their relationship, the dog doesn't obey him, and he's constantly whining about being criticized or hated.Meanwhile the marketing for Supergirl plays on the idea that she is chill, she gets to party and drink, and she doesn't play around. She wouldn't take any of the nonsense Superman takes. She is the rad one.Basically, Supergirl is Charlie and Superman is the gay ass Alan Harper.
>>216523508My guess is as good as yoursThe image could be right about it too, but if I were to pick a movie for that then I think it would have been that harley quinn movie
>>216523564I was, and still am, oen of its detractors. Yet at least Snyder's Superman made an impact even if it wasn't all good. Gunn's felt like a fart in the wind. Of course I guess you could argue that Gunn and Whedon did such damage to the DC brand that people were not keen for a new Superman. Hell. I think Superman 2025 was even more fogettable than the Donner leftovers that Singer turned into Superman Returns.
>>216523731I don't know if it really did make much of an impact at the time. Like I said most people just said it was boring, laughed at Pa Kent's death, or complained about Superman killing Zod. Snyder wasn't even a huge name either.It's only later when Snyder accrued this cult fanbase calling it the greatest thing ever, and part of that was people being contrarian to Marvel which was dominating everything at the time.
>>216515671shhh, fag
>>216516045>but who else is going to remember what the 80s were really like?especially because everyone from the 1980s is dead
>>216523104
Holy fuck just fuck offStopNo one gives a fuck about movies and me includedStop giving air and digital real estate to this shit movie that isn't even out yet and no one gives a fuck aboutGod gave you a fucking brain. Use it for literally anything elseSage
>>216515608It's a live action movie? And it's not similar to the comic in any way.
>>216515624Doubtful. If Superman underperformed, Superdrunkslut is going to bomb 100%.
>>216523610Get out of my fortress, Clark.
>>216515779>based on the ____ graphic novel of all time, written specifically to be adapted to a movie a few years later
Is Gunn incapable of writing protagonists who arent overgrown children,?
>>216520413Holy fucking shit how stupid are you Wicked 2 just came out
>>216526613The moves were filmed back to back you dumbshit. From 2022-24
>>216525940Gunn didn’t write it or direct it. He just lives rent free in your brown head
>james gunn makes guardians of the galaxy for the 10th time
>>216527031See>>216526944
>>216515671this reads like copypasta lmao
