>8 more days till Avatar 3
>>216518112Don't care
>>216518112>>216518146Thog dont caare
strange that theres zero cultural impact about this
really? tiome flied
Robust.
>gosh anon who are you going with? I'm sure you're not just going to the theater by yourself!
Big milestone day.
Wonder if Abatap is still alive. Or if his skeleton has been laying in a ditch for over a decade, unclaimed
>>216518659>buy 2 tickets >stand near the entrance like I'm waiting for someone>pretend phone is vibrating, pick it up>act slightly annoyed>"Yeah OK, I understand. Sorry about your nana">do one of pic related to really send it home to any bystanders>enter theater and enjoy kino with a nice buffer zone for my fooditemsIt's great being a 140 IQ mastermind
>>216518745Your theater lets you get away with that? Mine has company-mandated emergency companions to fill in for last second cancels, it's really annoying
>>216518745This has been a meme on this board for so long, there has to be some poor autist who actually did that
>>216518745>buy 3 tickets>make absolutely no production of it>don't have to sit next to anyone in a completely booked and full theater
>>2165181128 more days until ZERO CULTURAL RELEVANCE
stupid sexy blue cats with their butts hanging out of their loincloths
>>216518112
>Fire and Ass
>>216518613I need a QRD on this
HOW MANY BILLIES ?HOW MANY OSCARS ?
last digit is billies! rolling
>>216519626SIX BILLIES FOR JIMMY!
>>216518745why not just hire a lot lizard?
>>216518112what will OP do after 4 is cancelled?
>>216518112hmmmm
swooooosh
do I need to see the first two to understand this when the camrip comes out?
>>216519849GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
>Avatar 3They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.They do a thing called tailcut in which they cut their neuro tail's hairs leaving only the tentacles outside.>Avatar 4Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 5Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
Guys I won't be able to see it with my family until the 26th can y'all wait until then
>>216519874Yes. Avatar 2 and 3 were originally one script which got split into two movies, so this will be the second half of that story. You will be lost without any context.
>>216518146I care
So the first one is about injuns, the second about maoris and the third about a mix between SubSaharan africans and aussie abo desert tribes?
>>216518112I got my ticket. It's wild, I paid like $22 to see WOW in IMAX 3D but FAA is included in my AMC A-List (although Kill Bill TWBA wasn't. That one also had a no refunds policy which not even Fathom Events have.)
I masturbated a LOT to the last one. Hopefully based Cameron will deliver again. What a great director!
>>216518112My friend wants to see the 3rd flick but I haven't seen the 2nd one yet (I saw the first one in cinemas 15 years ago or whatever it was). Do I have to watch 2 before 3? I assume so but I also don't know how important the plot really is to these. I mainly haven't watched it due to it being 3 hours long.
>>216520400No pandora is some planet ancient humans went to.
>>216518146>>216518184Reddit
Reddit and Marveljeets are still SEETHING that the Avatar rereleased dethroned Avengers Endgame and got James Cameron’s sexy ass Chad face back on the wiki page as highest grossing director of all time.>No cultural impactMuch rather have kino about cool blue people and saving the planet and trees and whales then the kind of “cultural impact” that comes from millions of chinks, jeets, and spics seeing your film about a purple guy killing half the world.
>>216522475Just read the Wikipedia summary and you should be good.
>>216518112It's the final countdown
Who will voice Eywa?
new power couple
>>216521543Her boobs are squished
>>216522904More alien sexo
>be me>buy 3 tickets>one on each side of me>now I don't have to sit beside anyone
>>216521543>>216522904aww they're both smiling :)
>>216518146kek I came here to post this exact same thing
>>216523051you want the good girl, but you need the bad pussy
BIG BLUE STINKY CATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Gx8wiNbs8This trailer was too fucking kino
>>216522613Not him but I'm tossing up between doing this or just watching it over 2 days (don't have time to sit down and watch it at once)According to this guy though >>216521238 if they were split in 2 it might be better just to watch it rather than read the summary
