Okay, this was the most fun Predator movie since the original.
>>216518296First half is good then it goes to the shitter
>>216518296Black people are much better at comedy than whites
>funMovie for adults now castrated for children
okay
bunch of slack-jawed faggots
>>216518296wokeslop for fags
>>216518328last half has good bits, like the legs sequence
what would /tv/ look like if you blocked all buzzwords, so people had to actually articulate their thoughts?
I am glad it was such a big hit, hopefully we'll get a sequel with the dynamic tree-o
>>216518634this
>>216518296I unironically enjoyed it a lot. It's a dumb movie that only works because every single android in this shit is retarded as fuck, but it's genuinely fun despite the obvious Disney moments.> Wait my pragmatic heartless hunter friend, did you know that feelings are actually valid and important ?Fuck you. Eat shit and die. Not sure how they still managed to shit out a rather cool SF flick despite this horrible, horrible retardation, but they did.
>>216518296It's ok. It's like a Monster Hunter movie
>>216518296I will not watch Predator Prometheus
>>216519382Hoky shit, it really was a better Prometheus movie.
>>216518296Looks hideous, hard nope forever.
I LOOOOVE QUIRKY SIDEKICK WOMEN :)I LOOOOVE BABY YODA CREATURE XDI LOOOOVE SQUIRTSNAKE (rip ;_;)If you liked this movie consider following its lead and flopping off a bridge
>>216518296Go rewatch Predator 2 and Predators. Both are better than this Marvelized slop. At least they tried to make movies. Even AvP and its dark mess of a sequel mogs this. I hate having to bring up Marvel, but there's no other way to describe it. Every single movie just follows their quips and over the top CGI action slop formula. It's atrocious and an insult to viewers.
>>216518296I just finished watching it. Enjoyed it a little but overall I was disappointed. I have this image of Predators being badass and mysterious high tech alien warriors but this movie had so many quirky and wholesome scenes, the Predator ended up looking like a regular human. Even goofy at times. I liked Prey more.
>>216520284You mean you did stand up and clap when it ended with "mother's coming!" dundunduuuuuuun!
>>216518296Nah that would be Predators
>>216520366Killer of Killers had old women being inexplicably stronger than giga Predators so I already know exactly where this is going. Another Disney movie. >We are NOT like that mom! She is just a tool! Uuugghh *laugh track plays*
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>>216519680>PredatorsKilled the fucking franchise. >AvP was goodContained exactly this “Marvellized slop” you complain about. Shared universe, the concept of a “versus” movie, the Predator is a heckin good guy fighting side by side with a brave Woman of Color. You are just fucking braindead.
>>216518416They would create new ones senpai.
>PG-13 >daddy issues disabled Predator>chud Father gets BTFO>literal disney creature
>the creature has OP Regeneration abilities >Cut off her head and it magically reattaches itself >Creature blows up>Doesn't regen because...I don't know
>>216519680The guys at AvP Galaxy liked it, you loser.
>>216518296If they just:>made the predator’s face fully practical >cut 90% of Fanning’s lines>made the androids actual humans so we get some gore>cut out the alien monkey entirelythe movie would’ve been perfect
>>216520511Lol noPredator was good compared to fucking Xenomorph and the black woman was not lecturing him about masculinity, he was the lesser evil and she had to help him You are just fucking braindead.
>>216518296The cyborg girl was so fucking annoying. Represents everything wrong with current writing. Can't just have a cool action movie where predator tracks and kills a monster, it has to have quippy marvel reddit humour and be about feelings and the power of friendship.
>>216518296it's the best since the original and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
It was fine until the synth girl shows up. Then he collects not just 1 Pokemon but 2.
>>216518634>>216519003Big hit?It tanked so hard after the good opening weekend that it won't reach double it's production budget and likely ends up a net loss.
>Manlet goes on a journey to prove he's not a looser.> He falls for an AI.> He learns that feelings make you stronger not weaker.
ELLE FANNING BUTT!!!
>>216518296I wouldn't know, don't care. I'm a Predator fan, not a yidsney faggot, this movie wasn't made for me.
>>216518328Too much slapstick silliness with the robo-legs. CGI gore had no weight. Otherwise, great Klingon movie, not Predator.
I am not watching Predator Romulus.
