the comedian's comedian's comedian
>9/11
mr. reddit himself, probably one of the least funniest "comedians" to ever exist, I pray he is burning in hell, inshallah
>>216518478Unfunny hack. Chuds only pretend that he was funnu because he was a christcuck who cried about science on twitter.
>Don't let me bomb in front of the president
>>216518478>I READ BOOKS
>>216518478>>216518773>Well hello there fellow redditors. I'm the late standup comedian, Norman Macdonald. Hey, here's a little factoid for you: did you know that I like to read Russian literature? Yes. I like to drop hints here and there, and here again so people know. But just in case you missed them, I like to read Russian literature. Also, I have a big vocabulary. You can tell by all the SAT words I sprinkle throughout my jokes, big five dollar SAT words like "pontificate" or "epithet" that only 95% of high school graduates have even heard of. I wanted you to know that. I'd hate for anyone else to think I'm dumb. That's just an act you know. As I always say, a truly smart comedian has to pretend to be the most stupid person in the room, for comedic effect. But really, he is the smartest person in the room, just like Letterman... and me. Oh hey, did I remind you that I read Russian literature? I also read the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in their entirety.
>>216518732t. Lady who cut his cock into a vagina
>>216518743>>216518732shalom rabbi
>>216518871I read a russian book once, one from Mikhail BulgakovI got to the end, and I shit you not, I stared at the ceiling a bit, thinking "what the fuck was that", I didn't understand a single word of it I can't read russian
>>216518732>>216518743Correct as always, stalker child. Enjoy freedom.
>>216519713I can never tell; who's side are you on when you post this?For those unaware: BEE got vindicated last year when Munro died and it was revealed that her husband molested children and she knew but refused to do anything about it except use it as material for her stories. Norm, if he were still alive, would look like a dumbass for having defended her, as did the entire Canadian literary establishment (which actually knew about all of this but suppressed it because she was a highly-esteemed Nobel laureate)
>>216520512None of that has any bearing on her literary output.
>>216520679>Ghislane Maxwell's crimes have no bearing on her charitable activities!
I miss that chunk of coal desu>>216519713man was on a roll
>>216518478the dark souls of comedians
>>216520512wtf, is everyone a pedo
>>216518478the 4chan's unfunny eceleb who laughs at his own unfunny jokes
>>216520512he just hated Ellis for being a faggot
>>216518478ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>216519713ah yes, norm macdonald, the guy who needed a ghostwriter for a memoir
>>216518773>>216518871>being this insecure by someone else not being a drooling retardholy inferiority complex
>>216520512>her youngest daughter, Andrea Skinner, revealed in an essay in the Toronto Star that her stepfather, Gerald Fremlin, had sexually abused her starting in 1976 when she was nine years old and ending when she became a teenager. She told Munro about the abuse in 1992She didn't know about the abuse and you are a liar trying to push an agenda.
The thing with norm is that only he could pull it off. Anyone else telling his jokes would bomb
>>216520158Free pepperoni for OP, little one!
>>216518732>mr. reddit himselfWe don't sign our posts on 4channelGo back
>>216518478makes senseif I had to make a living telling jokes all the time, I'd appreciate a guy who never said a funny thing in his life as well
>>216521798dumb esl
>>216518871Holy Lord, the seethe and jealousy seeping from this shitty pasta
>>216522228There is no pepperoni stalker. Only your delusions. Delusions which have guaranteed that your life will end in an 8x6 cell. Wait for the knock.
>>216522350For me the worst thing is the hypocrisy
>>216522447We know you murdered Bernel Trammell, you can't keep getting away with this
>>216518732Hi Andy Richter
>>216522360oh that makes sense and explains your butthurt, carry on ranjeet
>>216520512>>216521094>OJ Simpson is a murderer so that means he was actually not a good football player>Mike Tyson is a rapist which means he was a bad boxer
>>216522745you're replying to someone who argues in bad faith, save yourself the headache anon
