Featuring Season 49 Best Girl, Soph
First for Blue Sophie once again being too much of a bitch to play her KIP and being dragged to the end as a goat.
Get back to voting out the yellows. It's only a slight majority at this point.
>>216520033All the Asians were already voted out pre-merge.
thread up early again. nice.>>216519953surely she'll play it tonight right?
Hot Take - Sophi B uses the KIP correctly tonight
Sage bros how are we feeling?
Can't wait to see what my retarded wife gets up to this episode!
>>216520070Toro y moi lookin ass
>>216520085For the last time Sagehomo, this is a Sophie Sophie board.
>>216520085God I love my freaky mommy sage.
>>216520184I too am a sophie fan
>>216520184
savannah WILL go on an immunity tear and win the last 3 in a row
>>216519953yo, it's too early to make a move against rizzo and savannah!
>can i be called sophie now?
sneaky lyin' RizzoI wonder why they all believe him.
kristina is going to coast to final 3 isnt she?
Soph has the comfiest looking outfit I've ever seen.
>>216520386goat
I would crawl through a Ukrainian minefield just for a chance to tongue punch Soph’s fartbox
What kind of obstacle course into a puzzle will Uncle J have them solve today
go and catch goddamn fish if you are so fuckin hungry stupid bitch
Last episode, they didn't even give them Applebee's or anything. They just gave them spaghetti like poor people eat.
A MEXICAN FEASTDIARRHEA TONIGHTLET'S GO
>>216520484I have not seen a single one of these motherfuckers attempt to survive this season
LETTERS FROM HOME! LETS GO
>letters from home>it's only day 21
>>216520503i think jawan went out and caught a tiny tiny fish
>>216520503rizzo caught one tiny fish last episode desu
AMAZING Soph ass shot there, I should have had my print screen ready
RIZGOD LOSING TO KRISTINA AHAHAHAHHAA
>>216520529Rizzo didn't make it to the water before he gave up
ok savannah, you get to choose 2 other people
SAVANNAH SWEEP STARTS NOW
HOLY SHIT A NIGHT AT THE SANCTUARY WHERE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN!!!
I'm tired of everyone pretending.Savanah is legitimately ugly.Also they've been away from their families for a week. Burn the fucking letters, who cares.
Rizzgod psyopping.Not trying to make everyone think he's not worried.
SAVANNAH PULLS IT OUT!
>uncle jeff giving his 15-year old niece the biggest reward this season
>sav choosing all her allies and dabbing on the othersQUEEN SHIT
based sav just picking her close allies for the reward
Lmao Savage Savannah >fuck my family I want mexican ass blast
This cemented Sophie B not using her KIP on Rizzo.
man when steven goes, savannah is going to curbstomp the rest kek
>>216520680Stupid cringe weirdo crybaby bitch.
>>216520680>her letter is just a turd nugget and some blackheads
>>216520665I think Rizo's lie at the start of the episode about it expiring this upcoming tribal instead of at final 5 might make her not pull the trigger
eating sophi b's spicy "taco" if you know what I mean ;)
OPERATION MEXICO
B-B-BLOCK A VOTE....?!?!?!
Based retard Soph
>>216520751That's my special girl
is it true survivor ratings are down
Gross ass mf eats with his mouth open
God won
bless my retarded wife's heart
>soph wasting her KIP on stephen's advantage after it was already used
>>216520782>Jeff resorting to kissing Beast ass for viewership boostIt's true i'm afraid
even if soph used her KIP on rizzo and backstabbed him and savannah. she wouldnt make it to final 3 with the others anyways.this is probably her best path forward to get final 3
>>216519953Called it.
So.... Soph is clearly unemployed right? Or prob works in an amazon warehouse
dont those birds die from oil ingestion after a couple weeks after they clean them up with dawn soap?
>>216520851She has a bf so probably leechingAlso selling ass pics now apparently
>>216520840She should use KIP to get Steven out as her "big move," then try to get Savannah out at 5. She might beat Rizzo but definitely can't beat Savannah at final tribal.
>>216520851I don't know if I believe this
>>216520782Ratings have gone down steadily from 29 million to 6 million since the 2nd season.
RIZGODS DON'T LOOK
>>216520894>6 millionStill kind of impressive since tv is kinda dying in favor of streaming/online entertainment
if she wins, locking in sophi b here was her game winning move
my estimate of Rizzo as a man has fucking plummeted
>>216520890>cell phone repairso probably those mall kiosk ones
>Rizos doing it for the austists. I knew he was /our/ guy.
>>216520945Old dad has to work 3 jobs to support his family. If that's moving up, then I'm moving out.
kek, losers sleeping with the rats
RATCHADS WIN AGAIN
>>216520978>a 90 IQ Miami Cuban will never see you cry and be charmed Why even live?
do they get a toilet at the sanctuary or they still have to go out in the ocean?
Jeff unleashed the rats, things were getting too boring at camp
>was it a mouse?some dumb ladies they cast this season
We need more retarded people like soph. The clear low iq is just pristine.
COME ON IN GUYS
Jeff is so weird these days
Do the contestants in real time know who the winner is right now? I miss Jeff Probst on a jet-ski driving the votes halfway around the world to the live finale.
>>216521115tends to happen the further you go along
IF THE BALL DROPS, YOU DROP
>rizgod out firstbruh
>another feet challengedamn, I wonder who wins
>>216521131Maybe I'm just not used to newer seasonsI've been rewatching the earlier seasons where Jeff was a statue who would have some africans come in and shoot a cow in the neck to collect its blood like he's gus fring
>18, 43, 25KINO
what's the best strat here? stand on your dominant foot or use that as the balancing foot?
wtf why didn't wise albanian proverbs help him to win
>>216521117Theyve been doing the votes at final tribal since covid i think so yes
>>216521185I would stand on my dominant foot for its strength.
>>216521185to be a practitioner of yoga
Look at smug ass Savannah she knows shes got it
>>216521198Not looking good for Soph if she is selling ass pics then.
>trust me bro, i can save uslol. lmao even
>>216521187>wise >albanian
wtf is this play by sage kek
Sage begging like Palpatine
>>216521156he doesn't need it cause he "has to use his idol". He's flexing his confidence.
This is a pathetic death rattle from Sage
sage invoking her whole ancestry tree for the power to get through
but would they survive in the fishtank?
The Savannah sweep continues
Something must be done about her.
>>216521235>stage three>bartering
1 MORE WIN and if steven goes, she'll sweep and break the record
I did not expect Savannah to be the dominant player this season
>>216521287
>>216521287P O W E R F U L
>>216521304She has a win coming from karma due to her coworkers at the news station hating her for thinking she took someone else's job.
>me examining women next season to figure out who will the comp beast
this episode locked in sophi b taking 3rd and savannah winning
keep soph's name out of your dirty mouth
kekkristina so bad
Honestly nice play to instantly pin the vote on steven vs soph by rizzo theyre not even thinking if hes lying about the idol
KIP VS Block-a-vote
You could see Savannah's eggs shrivel up and die watching Rizzo do that Fornite danceI can't believe I'm typing this right now
No auction this season huh? Makes sense they'll save it for 50
>>216521506Basedlennials lostZoomGODS won
Rizo needs to go down in flames for calling himself a god.
>>216521399That move of bringing her to the reward turned out pivotal
>Steven used his power already>Sophi B can't use her power to steal it>Rizo panics and uses his idol on himself>Sage flips and Steven goes
goodbye steven
>>216521565>>Steven used his power alreadyoh yeah, did he?
>>216521565nah, the KIP supercedes every other power. its impossible for steven to use his power if soph decides she is using hers
>steal rizzo's idol before the vote>use it on rizzo after the other side all vote for himthat's the move
Putting Savannah and Riz on s50 and announcing it beforehand really ruined this entire season
>>216521594wow, I got chills
>yellow sophie on jury
>>216521565>>216521576no he showed it to his allies earlier
The question isDoes Sophi know what Stephen's advantage is?If she misplays the KIP, it's over.
yellow sophie lookin good
>>216520879>Also selling ass pics now apparentlyS A U C EAUCE
>>216521588His advantage lets him decide before leaving camp for tribal. Therefore, he would be able to say”no” if she asks him at tribal if he has the advantage.
>>216521624>Does Sophi know what Stephen's advantage is?No, but suspects it's a steal a vote. >If she misplays the KIP, it's over.It's already over. Steven has to say he wants to play his advantage before tribal and he already said he did.
>>216521641
>>216521599They weren't part of the official announcement. Those 2 names got spoiled kek
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
poor sophieshe lost to the bunch of rules
steven you are such a fucking geek man. rizo may be funnyzone-white and marfan syndrome basedbot zoomertwink mode but at least he isnt embarrassing every episode
What is it now? 0 for 4 on KIP?
KWAB
The jury is McLovin' this.
did rizzo tip them off?
OMG RIZZ
my poor retarded wife blundered hard
LMFAOOOOOOOOObut wait what did steven do to avert that? I tuned in late
SHOULDA TAKEN RIZ'S IDOL
>>216521784i guess because he had to declare and use his advantage before tribal, it was basically like he didnt have anything to steal
>they cooked my girl soph man
THE BALLS ON THE RIZGOD
should i catch up on this season or is it just troon slop?
LMAO
RizGOAT is winning I fear...
Sage and the black chick are retarded
>>216521812terrible premerge, ok afterwards
sage is so stupid lmao
the white man was so close
WHAT THE FUCK THEY FLOPPED THAT SO HARD AND STILL CAME OUT ON TOP
what the fuck dude are you kidding me? what? sage you fucking retard man lmfao
my stream just glitched out during that
Sage you absolute 100% fucking retard
sage saving soph was not on my bingo card
Damn Sage and Kristina really just handed Rizo's cronies the win even with an insane advantage to wipe them out. Might be one of the top 5 stupidest plays.
>>216521565Close enough except Rizo held onto his power again. Probably because he knew the votes were on Sophi B instead of him and everyone believed his final 6 lie.
Sage just shot herself in the foot lmao kwab
>>216519443/tarbb/ is here
Fuck this. Not watching the finale, worst season ever in this new era.
Soph will be less inclined to help Rizo now.
Ok that was fun/ny. Makes the finale more predictable, but I don't mind
>>216521784He had to play it prior to going to tribal. He said he was using it on Savannah in his final confession. So when Sophi B asked if he had it, he didn't because it was already used.
Lmao was that Kristina blowing her fucking knees out in the preview?
>>216521812only if you want to see what two of the players on this season are like who'll be on s50
>>216521940shit looked painful
>>216521933You can play it prior to tribal?
>>216521687plot twist, some guy just made up these accounts and he still sends you pics of his fat ass when you send him money
Anyways now that the episode is over, i'm currently on season 26 of my rewatch and I want to get mommy Sherri pregnant. That's all.See you all next week for the finale.
>>216521994robbed queenfans vs favorites seasons are always bullshit
>>216520965Bro it’s called a promotion holy shit dad
>>216521955LMAOOO
>>216521957I think just for that specific advantagesophi b got super unlucky
So, Sage's strategy going forward is to challenge beast it up. She voted out Steven because he's good at challenges.
>>216521994man i hated that season because of cuckran
>>216521887Historically bad move, almost as bad as Erik giving his immunity necklace to Natalie way back when
>>216521955>kwabbing your quadsthat sucks
>>216521886>I can't beat Steven in a challenge>who she just outlasted in a challenge>I can beat Savannah>who she hasn't beaten yet????
>>216522255One of those blackheads she popped was actually her pea brain
>>216522255Internalized misogyny. She naturally thinks she can't beat a man but she has a chance to beat a woman
So, they're wrapping this up next week with 5 people still left. A 2 hour episode, perchance?
>>216522361Always is
S50 alliance?
>>216522494>hehe you are my best friend black midget troll>thanks for the million dollars by the wayalbanians always know the score
>>216522494damn, all Cirie needed to win was a white boy with a big ego taking her to the endcould have been BB25 but America got to Corey first
>>216521812Honestly I have really rarely ever hated a final five more dude these people make me sick.
>>216523054For me personally it could only get better after last season.
west coast time
>>216523631If I was Sophie B I'd be too embarrassed to show myself in any Survivor related setting again.
I've only been watching since 40 but this is by far the worst season I've seen. ALmost painful to watch
based taco enjoyer
kek that hat sideways on retarded waifu
>>216520890>franchiseall you have to do is follow someone elses formula and give them a cut. a literal retard can do it
Stephen is the guy that jumps into the water to save two people who cant swim and dies doing itFuck SAGE
>>216521955I cheered as I saw the preview, FUCK HERREEEEEE
>and I'm not going to play this tonight
>>216524809>Oh. __goodthing sage and kristina are literally retarded.__
>>216523054This final 5 is on par with "the barbeque" alliance from whatever terrible season that was, 41 or 42. Where their plan was to vote out in order of skin color lightness and literally no one could fight back because the George Floyd stuff had just happened
>>216524878That is how racism is determined. The lighter the skin tone the more racist the darker the skintone the less racist.
>>216524849why didn't she vote out sophi b, then have steven vs savannah and skate to the final 3?
wait the black girl voted out steven too why are you all mad at sage? wtf
>>216524938No one had any expectations for Kristina
How have the last 6 survivor seasons been, bros?
>>216523408Sorry I guess I am just a loyalty fag so it annoys me to see us set up this awesome battle 3v3 and they just decided to 5v1 Stephen who seems like a cool guy and then Riz didn't even use Idol.
>>216524977Shit.Survivor turned into Vacation for well off people that want the experience of a lifetime this holiday season!>aww shucks you voted me out, guess I dont get that extra bugati this year TEE HEE, LOVE YOU GUYS BYE
>>216524977Terrible. It's been terrible since 40. Bad winners, bad casting, bad challenges, bad twists, too many advantages meaning one player usually just steam rolls. Jeff feels like hes just mailing it in every season now. The only on worth watching is probably 47
>>216525043It's considered poor taste to give money to poor people these days unless you have a comprehensive plan on how to get that money back.
>>216524976they were much closer. sage had no real allegiance with steveni would like to see them show a flashback of the final discussion after the vote is read for when people flip like that. they do the misdirect in ep to make you think they didnt flip but then we never get to see the final convo
>>216524938>doesn't even know the black chick's nameprobably because that person is a final 3 goat with no shot to win since day 1 kek
>>216525516she is truly one of the worst players i have ever seen. she is such a non threat nobody thinks about her
I'm guessing Sage wasn't budging w/ the vote so Kristina just ended up voting that way too. K did had a confessional expressing doubt about her in the ep, idk
GOT MINE HEE HEEWAKANDA FOREVR
