ITT: you make 1 subtle change to a film series or movie, and other anons imagine the new outcome. Let's begin >Cast Away >When Tom Hanks' character, Chuck Noland, finally survives and makes it back home to reunite with his once wife to be, she is now morbidly obese, is divorced, and has 11 beautiful black children to feed and raise (one set of sextuplets, and one set of quintuplets) and is so happy you made it home.
What is that, a setup for a sequel where he crashes another plane?
>Schindler's List>The Nazis bring film equipment to the death camp and document all their crimes>80 years later people still don't believe it happened despite the 5000 hrs of film on record.
>>216519924He literally makes his way back to the island to live with Wilson happily ever after. >Breaking Bad>Walter White lives in Canada where he has universal healthcare provided to him
>Schindler's List>The Nazis bring film equipment to the so called "death camps" only to prove they were actually labor camps for reparations for exploiting their people for profit in the most inhumane of ways imaginable, especially for inciting ww1 and investing and profiting off of both sides.>80 years later people still believe it happened despite the 5000 hrs of film on record.
>Shawshank Redemption >The film takes place in the 2020s and when Andy Dufresne is sentenced to two consecutive life sentences in prison, he identifies as a woman and is sent to a female prison
>>216520203>Jewish children born after 1920 are responsible for ww1This is your brain on a far-right diet
>>216520367>The Germans only went after the people of that tribe born after 1920This is your retarded brain, literally
>>216519924>cast away>instead of land surrounded by water, its water surrounded by land
>>216519924formerly Sneed Noland
>>216519924>Cast Away>He's deathly allergic to fish, shellfish, and coconuts
>Fast and Furious >The character Dominic Toretto is played by Andy Dick
>>216520059links to the footage? specifically of the showers in use. genuine request as it will be useful for the thread
>>216520067>has to teach indians>brung... brUUUUuuung brung brunNGGG.... brung brunnnnnnnnnnng
>>216520322If the film isn't rated x, I'm not interested >matrix >neo is played by Will Smith>agent Smith is played by Chris Rock
>>216520437Why didn't they just take the older folks then? Why were children slaughtered? This doesn't make any sense, have you thought this out at all?
>Kill Bill>Bill died of autoerotic asphyxiation while the Bride was still in a coma.
>>216520560This would now be considered a short film >Office Space>Peter Gibbons works for a special department of counterintelligence within the CIA, and his job is to moderate 4chan whenever it's "antisemitic" or if anything close to alien disclosure gets leaked.
>>216520933>Labor camps for reparations >Why didn't they just take the older folks that couldn't work then?Gee, us stupid Americans will never understand why...
>Tom Yum Goong>His elephant knows elephant-style muay thai, kick ass and escapes by himself after leaving a monstrous-size shit on the dining table they were gonna serve him on and trampling all the rich customers to near death all in a single Kino cinematic take where the camera follows him as he goes through his RROR (Roaring Rampage Of Revenge)Tony Jaa: WHERE'S MY ELEPH- Oh, never mind, he's just there.
>>216521078This would be a very dark and tragic story >>216520933>children were slaughtered Source? Not hearsay. But actual evidence?
>>216519924>1 subtle change>she is now morbidly obese /pol/ fetish You don't know what "subtle" means, do you
>>216520367Yes. Weimar is because of jews.
>>216520067Walter had insurance and his old partners offered to pay for top of the line treatment, that isn't why he... Broke Bad
et but at the end the aliens show up mob deep and are PISSED
>>216521884Hell yeah. But wouldn't this just now be War of the Worlds?
>>216519924Why is 4chan obsessed with black people?
>>216522150Who's obsessed? Your interpretation of the change in the film is a reflection of (You). My interpretation:>He marries his loving bride to be>He moves his entire family to the Democratic Republic of Congo>His beautiful 11 children somehow get abducted and are forced into forced slave labor mining precious stones and diamonds >The armed groups of the eastern provinces of the Congo deny that their 11 children ever existed
>>216519924>Star Wars (OT)>but its on boats
>>216522658"That's no island"
>>216519924>Schindler’s List>Vell, Mister Jew; do you choose ze masturbation machine, ze electrified floor, or ze cage vid ze bear und eagle? Ha ha ha!
It looks like tom hanks has a octopus body in the thumbnail
>>216519924>Cast Away>When Tom Hanks' character, Chuck Noland, finally survives and makes it back home to reunite with his beloved general store it is now owned by Sneed.
>>216520933>why were children deported?
>>216519924>Big>After a wish turns 12-year-old boy Josh Baskin into a big man, he heads to New York City and finally scores with a fellow employee, Susan Lawrence. >After everybody realizes he's actually just a 12 year old child, Susan gets a massive punishment including 1 year of probation and community service
Seinfeld Kramer is played by Kevin Hart
