Carol :3 edition
I think Carol sucks!
Apologize.
They're gonna put zosia in a faraday cage and it'll un-plurb her but she won't speak english and will hate carolscreencap this
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>>216522917then when does the show deliver on the lesbo action
>30 minutes post airing>No downloadDead show.
When I see something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ThiHmCHlw just makes me think they don't take their own show seriously. And then you can watch interviews where they are out of character explaining to you things about the show. Modern marketing makes everything worse.
>>216522873Is this worth watching? Better call Saul sucked after chuck left the show.
>>216522917The hivemind connection is borderline magic. Why would a physical cage stop it?
>>216522873>inb4 Carol gets eaten by a shark
Is the show only popular with online nerds?
Isn't it weird that Carol who is portrayed as this detective hasn't asked once what the goal of the plurbs is? It would be the first thing I ask them. That only means they will be a big reveal.
>>216523016a faraday cage blocks all electrical infetterence including radio waves. the plurb signal is connected to the lone radio station paraguay found
>>216523003Wait for all episodes to be out. Then you can watch ep 1,2 and 9 without waiting. Episodes 3-8 are all nothingburgers.
>>216522907Do you really think vince would do that? He's not the type of guy that does dramas
le cunny
I may have missed this part (was half watching whilst rewriting my manifesto for the twentieth time) but did they ever explain why they called her 'pirate lady'? Is this some in-joke on copyright theft via piracy?
>>216523048>hasn't asked once what the goal of the plurbs is?I'm going to lose my shit if she finds someone out and once again it's diffused because diabetes already knew or something. Pulling that shit twice would be bad writing.
>>216523048>Isn't it weird that Carol who is portrayed as this detective hasn't asked once what the goal of the plurbs is?She's portrayed as a mild retard bumbling around trying to figure shit out without much thought. I'm glad they're going this more realistic route rather than having the main character just-so-happen to be a geneticist or some shit.
>>216523083>he got that skip 10 seconds button brain
>>216523083>rewriting my manifesto don't do it anon
>>216523083Are you the dumbest motherfucker on the planet? If you were joined, you'd lower the overall average IQ of the plurbs by fucking 30.
>>216522965The episode comes out in another 24 hours.
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>>216522917anons have already posted she will be screaming fucking you bitch in arabic many times
>>216523083i will tell you anon. they styled her after the first draft of carol’s pirate character where the pirate was a woman. only carol and helen knew she’d changed it, it kicked off some drama about muh helens memories
>>216523055There are so many unintentional faraday cages all over earth that if one suddenly worked right now I'd call bullshit. Even being in a plane works as a faraday cage.
>>216522538But anon you don't have milk, you're a boy!
>>216523276Not really. A faraday cage needs to be grounded. A lot people people don't know this.
>>216522873What if she asked them to abolish the age of consent?
>>216522917>>216523055Incredibly low IQ individual
>>216523079YOU NASTY BOY
>>216523072Just wait until you watch episodes 3,4,5 and 6
>>216523409i've lost more IQ points than you've ever had
>>216523079COOMba
>>216523409You'll never understand how much I love hurting my genitals on webcam. Ignorant.
>>216523027A shark tries to attack Carol but she jumps out of the way just in time
I was proven correct.
>>216523048She might be avoiding asking until she knows the answer independently. And also not to lull the plurbs into a false sense of security
>>216522873Is it out? Is it plurbing time?
Are plurbs connected to their home planet? I wonder if it's blown up or something and these are the last remnants.
this show is god tier to midwits
>>216523491>A shark tries to attack Carol but she jumps out of the way just in timethey told me the shark was coming. i found it.. disturbing
>>216523538At first I thought no because they used radio intially which has light speed limitations But maybe they only did that for our sake, and have instant psychic communication
Post plurfaces (faces you make watching Pluribus)
>>216523503To* lul them into a false sense of security
I hope tomorrow's episode has more naked butts in it. So far the naked butts are the best thing about the show.Breaking Bad had tits in the pilot but they were mournful tits, like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra. I hope Pluribus has at least one good shot of non-mournful tits in it but so far I'm happy about all the butts, even the one that was flat and dirty.
>>216523538No, but even if they were, that will not be explored because that's not what the show is about.
when will the show get good?
>>216523728Its going to pick up a whole bunch when the plurbs start to mutate.Right now its just setting up for that.
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>The plurbs aren't doing anything outside of what the main cast sees>There is no way to unplurb people>Uruguay man succumbs to the to the temptations of the plurbs and his determined persona is replaced a male version Carroll's>The radio signal is an abandoned ship with zero relevance to the plot>The entirety of the show going forward is human drama about living with the plurbs>The number of plurbs on screen is also reduced going forward to save on extras.
>>216523751>when the plurbs start to mutate.>Right now its just setting up for that.Man this has to be the biggest bullshit I've seen around this show. There are no mutant plurbs. Only mutant lesbian freaks.
>>216523662(I lay on the floor to watch t.v)
>>216523047No I like it too
>>216523083she's somalian (albinoise)
>>216523116It airs at 9pm eastern on Fridays. How you guys getting it 24 hours early
>>216523083>he didn't read Carol's book
>>216523840Use an Australian VPN.
>>216523840We plurbed ourselves and we ripped it out of Vince's brain (he is screaming).
>>216523884No fucking way they release the show early for an irrelevant shithole like this,
>>216523903It's actually summer down there, that's how plurbed they are.
I just saw the episode and there was 10 minutes of the Mexican guy fingerfucking the radio on his car bravo vince
If i had the power of the plurbs, I would definitely act out my freeuse celebrity family fantasy.
>>216523903Australia is the one pulling the strings
>>216518045Shinji choked the girl her borderline sexually assaulted twice.
>>216523830she's Polish IRL and on the show, Zosia is Pole name
>>216523938Questioning the ratio of men to women in your tree.
I don't feel welcome here, I could be most of your dad. 4chan is a young man game. I started the trolololo meme and was an early adopter of the I can haz cheezburger image macro. I was there in '09 when we raided Scientology, I even went into a center and yelled something about xenu. I was in the prank call threads, /b/attletoads anyone? Philosiraptor was still cool, I replied in a moot thread, and met linetrap at otakon. I'm one of the OGs and I don't recognise this place anymore.
>>216523936It might seem boring but it's a realistic character moment. That's what people do in real life. Just minute upon minute of irrelevant activity.
Would the plerb let me take one of their bodies and dismember it while it was conscious if I asked nicely?
>>216522907>check out my post that I screencapped and postedreconsider your life decisions
>>216523938holy based
>>216523981I dunno why you're posting this here but you're right anon. And it's not just here, it's the entire internet, and we're never getting it back. I try not to feel too depressed over it anymore. If you want more of that old feeling of the net vibe I suggest checking out VRChat, it's basically like what i was imagining in my mind when I was interacting with people on the net as a 13 year old in the 2000s.
>>216523840Is this a lie?
>>216523981I downloaded Halo Combat evolved off rapidshares shared on /v/ and was in the trenches waist deep on Blood Gulch, I'm calling bullshit on your post for stolen valor
>>216524033Friday for 3rd worlders.
>>216523993They would pretty much do anything as long as it didn't involve them personally harming anything. Or they might run away from you. Not sure if they ran away from Carol because she almost killed Zosia or because she was trying to get the truth to reverse everything out from them.
>>216524057South America?
I wish we knew more about how the joined mind(s) work(s). Is it like a single mind controlling multiple bodies, or multiple functionally independent minds sharing information?
>>216524062>Not sure if they ran away from Carol because she almost killed Zosia or because she was trying to get the truth to reverse everything out from them.It was fucking clear, you retard.
>>216523862Which one?
>>216524070I think it's both. The melding of everyone's mind has created a singular personality that shares information as it acts independently. But individual is getting constant updates from everyone in the network so they are basically the same person/having the same perceptual experience.
>>216524089Not really? I'm inclined to think it's the latter. They don't seem to have very much self-preservation, especially considering they were ok with getting mauled by lions to release them.
>>216524070It must be an alien mind to some extent, otherwise the retarded virology lady wouldn't have acted any differently immediately after she got bitten, since she was the only one in the plurbnet at the time
>>216524150Their prime drive is to incorporate everyone into unity or whatever, that explains her behavior without any alien-mind takeover.
There isn't going to be any interesting philosophy about self or free will because Vince doesn't know anything about those topics.Likewise there won't be any thought-provoking sci-fi. It's all just window dressing for tepid interpersonal melodrama, which is all that Vince has ever been capable of writing. He's too old a leopard to change his spots.
>>216524289>saying this like it's a bad thingRelationships are what make the world, Anon.
>>216523784>The number of plurbs on screen is also reduced going forward to save on extrasI hope not. They're the only good thing about it.
>>216524228It makes me wonder what they would be doing if they accomplished this. Obviously maintain the usual upkeep but outside of that, and they wouldn't require 100% of humanity to do it, just sit around and wait to run out of HDP and die (becoming more HDP - uselessly sustaining the pod population for a few pointlessly longer moments).
>>216523805Its how they are going to reach their multi season goal and various spin off plans.Tha labubu plurb tie in with merchandizing too. The 'pluribus denzians' or what ever they call it, the varios mutant plub/hive citizens, all leaked on that chinese manhua siteWe are going to see it unfold into the finale, a lot of the same lower level people who worked on the walking dead are involved in this behind the sceneslook it up, they have so much planned for this show, this is just the beginning
>>216523938You should have taken the advice I gave you a while back, no dad, "lesbian" moms who had you via sperm donor and you are the first man they've ever been interested in, its making them very curious. They love each other but have a dead bedroom, and they compete with each other to pamper you more and win your affection
>>216524337>the world is yours to form as you wish it>makes the world the exact same but with a hive mind + 12 normies insteadNeat.
>>216524390not the original creator, so no original file
>>216524150That's a good point. The first person who got plurbed wouldn't have been plurbed with anyone so why at differently? Bet the people who made this show didn't think of it.
>>216522873> rat lady says she hates killing> virus hates killing Connection?
>>216524383>Tha labubu plurb tie in with merchandizing too. The 'pluribus denzians'I genuinely cannot tell if you're joking here or this is a thing.
>>216524378Everyone works together to build a giant transmitter to send the signal to the next unsuspecting star system, then dies.As a virus hijacks a living cell to reproduce itself, at the cost of the cell's life, so does the plurb signal hijack sentient populations to reproduce itself, then lets them die off afterwards.>but whyThere is no why. Viruses can't think. They're just doing what they do.
>>216524456None of the VG series have had good merch at most we'll get some pops probably. I'm clenching my ass for this series to be canceled since it stars an unlikable lesbian and people are stupid with short attention spans.
>>216524383WTF is Manhua?
>>216524466You might be right, that's pretty grim. Could have started as a bioweapon for an extraterrestrial species that didn't want competition in the universe. Maybe even leftover from an intergalactic war that killed everyone - some last ditch effort for peace that backfired.
>>216524495Manga but now Japan is no longer cool they call it the Korean "Manhua"
these theories are all pretty gay. it's just a long boring show for Vince to say "I hate AI"
>>216524620I find people who hate AI infinitely more grating than AI.
>>216524633I would love to bash eleizer yudkowskis disgusting face in
>>216524150This is a good question and I've wondered about this too. I think its pretty clear that there's more going on than just gluing human minds together. They seem to be compelled to join with others, and intuitively know how to accomplish that. So the first person isn't plugged into anyone else but knows that they can be and feel compelled to make that happen? IDK.
what if you asked the plurbs to plurb on you
>>216524620it's actually about covid and the 2008 recession
>We're truly sorry to tell you this, Carol. No-one on the entire planet Earth read your books beyond the first chapter. Not even your editor. Not even Helen. And honestly we tried to read them too, we assigned a hundred million of us so we could prepare for this conversation, but we couldn't make it much further. People bought your book out of a sense of social responsibility. We all assumed everyone else had read them, and we all pretended that we had.>We don't mean to distress you. We feel that honesty really is the best policy.
>>216524649He looks so unhygenic and gross I actually do not want to touch him like at all.
pluribad-fucking-show-it's-so-slow-i-can't-take-another-episode-of-long-scenes-watching-carol-do-fuck-all-ussy
>>216524649Why does he wear the hat?
>>216524765Because he's a Yud (chud).
>>216524633Yeah not like it's making people more illiterate than they already were, and is the death of the internet or the human spirit or anything.
>>216523938Feels like a bizarro version of that School Days family tree.
Induviduallussy...
>>216524775A.I doesn't even exist. (computer generated imagery is not A.I)
>>216524775This is exactly why I mean when I say you're grating.
>>216524915And you not caring is why we're going to live in shit aislop world within the next 10 years. But you won't care because you're an NPC.
>>216525000Not beating the bothersome allegations
>216525000so THAT happened *rolls eyes* lol.Anyway... if the gap isn't talking about the Durian Gap, what gap is it talking about?
>>216522873I really hope Vince has something up his sleeve by the end of the season. The premise is already borrowing so much from other stuff and I don't know what I'm supposed to be excited for in the future seasons. I really wanna like this show because I enjoy his style of filming but I'm already losing interest. Hopefully this guy from Paraguay makes the show slightly more interesting once he's introduced further.
>>216525080These big-name writers always let you down. They're propped up by their early work but have little left in the tank.
calling it now, when paraguay man arrives at the darien gap he'll find the plurbies just built a road for him
Why did Paraguay man even watch the video? He's so paranoid of the plurbs that he refuses any food from them despite not eating for over a week yet he happily rips open an envelope?
>>216524517Nah, some ayy lmao got bit by a gleep glorp when studying viruses in a fucking lab, then passed out in the wet markets and spread the virus on accident. It wasn't planned to use on anyone, just escaped lol.
>>216525147because she insulted his mother over the phone, it's a latinx pride thing
>>216525147One week later and there are still zoomers who still don't understand this.>le carol: fuck your mother asshole!>le manooosoos: gasp! that never happened before. *writes down how her name as it was pronounced.*>le zoomer: lol why he call her turkish? xd. I'm sure that scene wasn't significant and didn't show that manoosoos thought she wasn't a plurb.
Maybe I'm the only BCS coomer remaining.I feel Vince is purposely keeping Carol's feet covered, I'm sure he'll set some sort of finale reveal and have him receiving accolades from all angles.Bravo Vince
>>216525261but he hates his mother and I guess he never told her that cause the plurbs tried to entice him with her
>>216525488It doesn't matter. Why would he open a letter from the plurbs.
>>216525512He doesn't trust them but I don't think he expects them to plant a bomb or something. Also, his situation was obviously getting more desperate, making him less averse to risk.
>>216525512It has Carol's name on it and he remembers getting yelled at by a crazy lady with that name who appears to still be a real human bean.
>>216525489I'm sure The Gap is referring to the gaps between her toes anon. Vince delivered this in 2022, before the memes were viral. Theres a chance.
i dont care for pluribus
Paraguay more like Paragay
I want to lick and suck Rhea's dity tight asshole there;s nothing else I want in life
Carol's orientation isn't the plot, and that's why it resonates with meTo be clear, I have nothing against media where LGBTQ themes are the core of the narrative. I've watched plenty of shows and films that focus on queer issues. What stands out to me here is that such a mainstream series, created by someone as prominent as Vince Gilligan, chose to make the main character gay and portray her in a grounded and completely ordinary way. It would almost feel strange to object to it, because the show treats it as nothing unusual. It's simply a part of who she is. She's the hero of this story, and her being gay is just a facet of her character.
>>216525801I hope you get flayed alive by a mexican
>>216525801Believe it or not that's what most LGBT people want too, we're all pretty tired of coming of age "oh no im gay wait yay im gay" stories, those of us that aren't children (physically and mentally) anyway. I do think Carol's experience with conversion therapy makes her especially resistant to the plurb though, so her sexuality is somewhat relevant to the plot story. Isolation of the average lesbian btw.
this reminded me i need to finish breaking bad. still on season 4
>>216524150>It must be an alien mind to some extent, otherwise the retarded virology lady wouldn't have acted any differently immediately after she got bitten, since she was the only one in the plurbnet at the timeThe other guy with her got infected off-screen. It's obvious. Note that as soon as she starts having her seizure he immediately breaks containment protocol to take her out of the lab. Obviously the retard would have then taken off his PPE and tried to perform CPR on her and gotten infected too in the process.
>>216525801>its on appletvLurk more bro. Tim Cook is a fag and he likes to only pay for fag shows. The rumor of vince originally writing this show with a male lead is probably true.>>216525884I thought the punishment for being a fag there was being thrown off of a building?
>>216524150>It must be an alien mind to some extent, otherwise the retarded virology lady wouldn't have acted any differently immediately after she got bitten, since she was the only one in the plurbnet at the timeIt's all about him. He is at the heart of all of it.
>>216523662(It's a nuanced mix of "I'm still giving it a chance cause Vince made some good stuff" & "Jesus Christ can something please happen I'm so fucking bored" )
>>216525939shine on you crazy diamond
>>216525948That's probably sufficient to explain itThey were written as extremely stupid but I don't think it's intentional.Writers nowadays have no experience working a serious job with no margin for error. They've grown up writing their little stories. In the mid-century most guys had served in the military at least.
It's crazy how many people hate diabetes because they think he's a rapist. They can't reconcile the fact that he's not a 10/10 chad and the fact women want to have sex with him, therefore it must be rape.
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>>216526004if only you knew how bad things really are
>>216522873Pluribussy episode tomorrow + game awards lets goooooo
>>216526111get rid of "baby daddy" please I only started to see this word for the past 2-3 years what the fuck is this.
>>216526151Pluribussy now if the third worlders shove more coal into their PCs.
>>216526176>2-3 yearsThe word has been around longer. Mainly in the US black community as you would expect.
>>216525080The big reveal will be the big Africa antenna.It will be presented as if you're supposed to be surprised.And you WILL Bravo Vince anyway.
>>216526176>the past 2-3 yearsit's been slang for like 30 years dude
>>216526004I don't care about him being coomerHe's an annoying brownoid
>>216526176>baby daddyWhy do women use this term to refer to only absent black fathers?
>>216526004They are in an altered state of consciousness thus not themselves that would refuse him otherwise, making it rape/exploitation. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he's probably too dumb to understand this and think these women are genuinely into him - hence his offense at Carol telling him he's being a creep.
>>216526319Coalburners acquire nigger modes of speech through osmosis
The momentum of the show has slowed to a crawl. I will probably give it up.>we need 10 seasons of nothing happening!
Carol's going to nuke the stratosphere sending out a massive EMP wave that fucks up the plurbnet.
>>216526371Too bad there is a secret plurb base on the moon
>>216522892Thats on purpose, Paraguayan was always supposed to be /ourguy/
>>216526371You know the fact that they were willing to build the nuke might mean they're not just going to build another antenna. Since they guard their goals so much and won't tell Carol how to reverse things, I don't see why something like that wouldn't be included.
why is this show so painfully slow for no reason?
>>216523055If that were the case, then nobody in plurb would be able to fly planes because the radio signal would be hard to get at different altitudes and weather conditions
>>216526502But does Vince know that?
>>216523825Shut up, nerd!!!!
>>216526498Vince wanted to make a movie, but realised a show funded by Apple would make much more, so we are watching 1 chapter dragged out to 45+ minutes each episode
>>216523083Watch episode 2 again but put the phone down and pay attention this time
The fact that they are all going to starve to death means they are probably just a bioweapon meant to preserve worlds by wiping out their dominant life forms. Also their morality is retarded. They could eat algae or something like that. The more something with a stupid premise asks you to ask questions the worse it gets.
>>216526498Taking a script suited to a movie and dragging it out.Normally you'd make a tv series mostly of episodic stories with character development and an overarching plotBut this has been forgotten
>>216526514You know what after the whole okay to milk cows but not okay to pluck apples retarded logic. Vince might be stupid enough to just ignore high school physicsHe ignored high school physics in breaking bad too
Mini series is the best format.
>>216526535While I generally agree with you, it has been only like 12 days. They did not have time to make algae farms or whatever.
>>216526535They can even create synthetic food in labs which is a tech available today just not economically feasible at scale. But economics doesnt matter in post plurb economy
>>2165265534 seasons and a movie
>>216524649>>216524765>>216524771Chudowsky is a based man in a sea of SF soys
>>216526561>>216526572Also Carol isnt asking the big questions.What are you? Where did you come from? What is your goal?It cant lie. I thought I had a TV show here to watch with my gf.
>>216526572Vince doesn't know about any of that. He doesn't know what dairy farming is harmful to baby cows and he certainly doesn't know about algae farming. He's just an LA dwelling idiot.
>>216526572Cant even eat plants. That puts synthetic food off the menu. I dont think we can feasibly make synthetic glucose.
>>216526606>Also Carol isnt asking the big questions.>What are you? Where did you come from? What is your goal?To me that's fine, Carol is meant to be retarded and self centric
>>216526606It would be interesting if the plurbs couldn't answer where they come from>we're from Earth, silly >we're the same people as always lolbecause the virus wouldn't contain any info about its origin
>>216526637>>216526636It would still answer a question.>where are you from?we dont know.
>>216526604Yud challenge: make a prediction about the near future that is not simply copying the plot of a sci-fi book.
>>216526624tell me you're butthurt about the plurbs not being le wholesome vegans without telling me
>>216526637>>216526636If they have no idea where they came from, it would indicate they are not all powerful, everywhere.
>>216526744This is the kind of shit I'd be pulling all the time if I had money.
>>216526744Every carol in the world must be retarded.
>>216526782She had Schizophrenia apparently, so it sorta understandable
>>216523384No they dont you retard
>>216526803Owning furniture that talks to you as a schizophrenic is a special kind of retarded
>>216526606>>216526636That's literally the first thing she asked.
>>216526630>Cant even eat plants. That puts synthetic food off the menuThey can use cells from plants that are not attached to the soil anymore
>>216526828In an ideal situation no, but every Faraday cage is imperfect and if you want to completely block a signal, grounding is necessary
>>216526872Sauce?
>>216526872No its not, a full enclosed surface with no gaps in conductivity is more important. Faraday cages work because of their geometry grounding just provides a nice way to disperse charge
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>>216526928I'm not sure if the activate windows watermark is part of the joke or not.
I've never seen so many people exposed from one show, but it is comforting that people on /tv/ seem to be handling a slow burn better than in other places I'm seeing discussion.
>a new Plurb!>it's the best Plurb yet!>TGA!HYPE
>>216526329>The sum total of humanity's emotional and intellectual intelligence can't provide informed consentWhy are there so many retards watching sci-fi
Carol will win in the end, in some form, but at great cost. Probably dying in the process. BB and BCS finished this way.She'll be able to stop the signal being sent to the next planet and end the Plurb menace once and for all for the good of the galaxy, but she won't survive.
>>216527174I think it's mostly people who didn't watch past the first two episodes.
>>216526744>>216526982I bet this was made up and there is actually no record of such incident
>>216527282She will have to sacrifice zocia
>>216527282She'll survive but she'll have to go straight and suck a white man's penis.
>>216527056>slow burnThese always end up in a wet fart.
>>216527335She will personally birth the next generation of immune humans. It could be done, you don't need THAT much genetic diversity.
>Hello Diabetus, you requested to have sexual intercourse with this former shell of a human being
>>216527348That's not the point at all, even if the show goes nowhere or ends up being completely retarded it already exposed most of the Internet as being brain addled by short form content and having the attention span of a goldfish
>>216526329>They are in an altered state of consciousnessThey are not them. They are the plurb. If anything, the plurb is the bad guy for pimping out its bodies.
>>216527375>I want to be with my aunt
Where's the episode link?Isn't it out already?
>comer guy tells a plurb that he wants to be inside her>plurbs take this to be consent for stem cell harvesting and join himKek
>>216527375>Mrs. I love my family so much I will kill myself to be with them
>>216527382Wasting time watching worthless time-filling slop that goes nowhere is not a mark of distinction, anon.
>>216526329"They" don't exist. Their stream of consciousness ended.There is only Plurb.
Where's the new episode thirdy turdies? It's out in your zone.
>>216527375>end of season 2>turns out diabetus had sex with family members of all the survivors>Carol has to decide whether to protect Cumbrain or join in on the manhuntBravo Vince
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
>>216523083reference to the Barbary pirates, infamous slavers, and first terrorist group the USA (Carol) declared war on.
Plurblian Barbery, Plurblian Barbery, Plurblian Barbery,
>>216527430Doesn't even need to do that.>cums inside plurb>they raise a kid>harvest plurb kid stem cells
STOP saying "plurb"
>>216527648not how it works, you need the person's actual bone marrow stem cells to bypass their immune system you can't get those kinds of stem cells any other way than drilling into their bones
>>216527693Does Vince know that Does Vince know ANYTHING??
>>216527677plorb
In the plurb we all plurb
>>216527677Pleb.
>>216527707yes which is why the plurb specifically say they need the stem cells from their bones
>>216526636>To me that's fine, Carol is meant to be retarded and self centricI think that was highlighted when Harem guy told her he already knew about the milk/cannibalism.
MAJOR plot hole from the very beginningViruses cannot be incubated on agar gel in a petri dishThat's what you do for bacteria.A virus needs a living host.
There is no virus. It's just a prank bro.
if only the plurb went out of their way to tell the audience they're not a virusoh wait
Trust me bro
any reason why everyone is too scared to directly reply to posts and are just posting passive aggressive remarks?
i don't what you're talking about
Don't plurb out bro
>>216526604This. I don't know why /pol/ didn't find him back in 2018.
How much money do you think Carol made while she was writing pirate smut?
i like the show, but am not entirely sure you're not all marketing driods trying to plurb me
>>216527850I think she's supposed to be like, Danielle Steel tier so I guess that much
>>216526886Try enclosing a transistor radio in tinfoil. It will work right up until you plug that last hole, despite the wavelengths being so much larger than it.
>>216527761>a virus needs a hostLike inside of bacteria cells grown on a petri dish? Man it might even be easy to lyse the cells and get the virus DNA and do other labwork there
>>216527861We're so sorry, CarolWe only want to make you happy by reminding you to watch AppleTV
>>216527850Honest answer, she sounds like she's in the tier where she makes pretty decent money but isn't like a JK Rowling or Stephen King tier writer.
>>216527850Low millions I'd say
>>216523840>It airs at 9pm eastern on Fridays. How you guys getting it 24 hours earlyApple streams it at 6PM PST today.
>>216527880A virus that can infect a bacterium is completely different that one that can infect a eukaryote (cell with a nucleus) like all higher life is.Anyway it's not important, there could be some other growth medium in there, like mouse juice.
>>216527850she seems like a less successful James Patterson, where she'd just type anything and get a new book published yearly (even if the quality suffered)
>>216527363Wouldn't it be funny if she met up with the Latin guy and realized her lesbianism was just a phase after making out with him? Now that would generate some discussion!
>>216523840I think that's AI sloppers misunderstanding the dates. It comes out fridays (at the start of the day) and in some time zones that's thursday late at night.
The show is a metaphor for writers for trashy slop losing their niche due to the rise of AI.
The show would have been funnier if the lead was some absurd fatass old guy writer, like GRRM.All the immunes should have been an amusing archetype of some sort, more than they already are. >egirl>wagie>NEET>indian>cryptobro>podcaster>uber driver
>>216527932ThisI'm getting up at around 2:00 AM Eastern for reasons and I watch it then
>>216527969Bravo, anon
>>216527969I want my trashy redneck to get in an altercation with the cryptobro because he thinks the cryptobro is the cause of the Plurbening
>>216527870A faraday cage needs current flowing through it. Tinfoil only messes with the signals lightly, and strong signals can get through.
>>216528007Riveting stuff Anon, you must be some genius writer.
>>216527870How could you possibly know if it's working if it's inside and can't see it?
>>216527904They can just cleave the part that codes for the cell injection machinery in bacteria and paste in something that works for eukaryotes. A little snip snip with hiv scissors
We stuck 2 immunes and 6 plurbs into a house together and told the immunes they're all immune.Watch tonight on PlurbTank
>>216528086Interesting idea though. What if one of the survivors actually is a plurb?
>>216528086Plurbs would not survive plurbtank after the judge takes em down to the swamp olympics
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the wordA well a plurb, plurb, p-plurb's the word. A well a don't you know about the plurb? Well, everybody knows that the plurb is the word! A well a plurb, plurb, p-plurb's the word
>>216528052I co-wrote Breaking Bad and Lala Land
>>216528132Well I fucked that up but I refuse to delete my post. Deal with it.
PushyLesbianUnitesRemainingIndividualsByUnendingScowling
>>216527850Not much. Nobody would choose to live in the Southwest if they could afford not to. They show in the first episode that even for an airport novelist she's low tier.
>>216528167Beautiful
>>216528167Bravo Anon, as good as Shakespeare
>>216528037>A faraday cage needs current flowing through it.That doesn't sound right at all.I think there is a thickness requirement. If it's way thinner than the wavelength you're trying to block, it won't work.I was wrong before, I've concluded. You don't have to ground them.
Do you think Carol ever tried writing serious books under a pen name?
>>216527812>empathy required>smile activated>fake humanity mode engaged
>>216528086What if the immunes aren't actually immune and everything we've seen so far is an inter-galactic reality TV show. The "immunes" are the contestants.
>>216528276No, I think the boring book she was writing was her first serious novel sized story. That's at least how they talked about it.
>>216522907that sounds based, Rhea is awesome
>>216528316The "immunes" represent the "immune cells" of a human body. It is up to the them expel the infectious agent and destroy any infected cells (humans) that cannot be repaired.
As a Yuri enjoyer I am wondering when Zosia will come back so Carol can abuse her again.
>>216528521>As a Yuri enjoyerThis show is a straight up revolting interpretation of Yuri.
The plurbs should breed more immune people and have them serve as a food-producing undercaste. They could give them Australia and just have farm shit forever. Might need to unplurb some people though, or create clones.
>>216528577>Might need to unplurb some people though, or create clones.That's not going to work for us, Carol.
What if we were the real plurbs all along?
>>216528577Its pretty obvious at this point that the plurbs don't really care about anything other than dying slowly and doing whatever purpose they have that hasn't been revealed to us yet.
>>216528437>its an Uruguay Uncle episodeKino incoming
>>216528634Plurbs are a high slave-caste to alien overlords, that is why they are so subservient to conscious people. They cannot kill or hurt, that is why they are specifically house slaves/drones made for cleaning, pleasure, entertainment, or companionship
>>216523083To be fair, it’s a very forced nickname even if you were paying attention. Her books are also sci-fi, so you wouldn’t think there were pirates in them.
>Carol unplurbs Zosia to have hot nafri gf>"Carol I rather continue to lick Koumba's asshole than to talk to a white American lesbian for one more second, Astaghfirullah"
>>216528727>Her books are also sci-fiThey seem like fantasyI mean there are sailing ships and swordsmenMaybe it's like Spelljammer
>>216528577>They could give them Australia
>>216522873does anybody actually like her?>old, dried up and childless>always angry>dykeliterally combines the worst qualities of any woman you can meet
Pluribus is an allegory to current immigration crisis in Europe.
>>216528764>Spelljammer instead of Treasure PlanetHow far we have fallen
>>216527870I only have a valve radio from 1936, can I still do it?
>>216528801I can fix her.
is it really necessary to eat humans? besides the fact picking apples isn't harming anything, couldn't they breed enough chickens to get enough protein solely from eggs and milk from cows?
>>216528850Eggs and milk diet give you gas
>>216528151I suggest you reconsider your attitude
>>216528850Since they set all the animals loose I guess they can’t imprison anything either.
Not impressed with the series so far
What episode do you think we'll see the titular Pluri Bus in?
I can already tell that "Bitter Chrysalis" would have been a flopIt's good she never got to publish it.
>>216528909Who would have thought a show about a placid and non-combative human race would be so tedious?
>>216525948I may be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure he removes her from the lab and then she stops shaking and starts smiling as he's dragging her away, no CPR or whatever needed
>>216528935Taht's right. They're in the decon room, then she settles down and starts smiling. Then it cuts to the security guard trying to get his tootsie roll out of the vending machine, then getting plurbed
She actually looks sorta good in dim lightingI get why Vince keeps trying to bang her
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Pluribussy
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