I AM THE CYBERNETIC GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST...FROM THE FUTURE
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN
Hold on ima grab a beer
>That last bite really reminds me of - A SEVERELY LONG ANECDOTE
>>216523613WHERE THE FUCKS MY BLOOD?
Toys were made into recognizable shapes and give names like… “train”
THOUSANDS OF THREADS AGO-
Wouldn't you like to know. Probably yo momma
>>216523613>This thread is what Christsmas was like, For little Carl... Thousands of years ago, in the future! Anons would play blood sport and dance around shrieking hideous noises as they hurled their own feces at each other. That was a Tuesday... Thousands of years ago!
>>216523613>Thats berber, its an industry term
>>216524792These sucked and they were defecated upon! Christmas still sucked in a big way
>>216525223*shaking the box excitedly*Oh boy! I hope this is a new mommy!
>>216525089>I don't remember that.>No, no, I remember the eating carpet part, just not the lasers and robots.
>>216525318Carl must pay tribute to the Elfen elders in space!>Alright. Fine. I’ll do it. What do I do?You must give OF yourself to the Great Red ape!>>how much money?SEKCHYUALLY….>… Wondahful…
>>216525318>you gotta boil it, so the glue gets soft
>>216525374>Look, I know it's been a while. But I'm not gonna get... humped... by a giant red gorilla in space.
For me? Master Shake. I've only seen 2 seasons, I was told this show drastically changes throughout the seasons for the worse. What happens, really?
>>216525397>I hadta pull ALOTTA strings to get them to hire an 8 year old!!!
So you’re saying that our Carl from next door is a hyper evolved chicken from the future? Wow, and you think you know a guy!
>>216525397>silly daddy, you can't eat carpet
>You know that it... it's February, right?
>>216524676Can you make the blood go UP the walls?
>>216525618>I'll see you in december........tomorrow!!!
>>216523613BUT IN THE FUTURE THE PAST HAS OCCURRED
>TIME CHAMBER!>GO TO PAST!
Milking a cow? Huh, that doesn’t sound very ‘urban.’
>>216525452Season 3 was the best season you are missing out. The only thing I have noticed quality-wise is that season 4 is noticably edgier, but you should still give it ago since it had a lot of classics in it. I feel like the episodes become less enjoyable by season 5 onward.
it's gotta be completely bananas ta get me off
>>216524608Lol
Hey, that’s elf blood too. That ain’t cheap.
>>216523613this is the only athf bit that made me laugh, i still think about it today
It wasn’t a Holly Jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed
I am Sofa King We Todd Ed
SIR SANTA OF CLAWS
>>216523613>this episode was 25 years agowere getting too old bros
Anyone actually try to make taco pie? It's pretty fucking good
>>216530138No, that’s illegal. I think we all know whyDisestablishmentsrianism!
>>216530138Did it have sun-dried tomatoes?
>>216525318>YOU DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHECY. BUT NOW, IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED
>>216528497I am rewatching the whole series, Season 4 is way edgier than I remembered. I forgot about Handbanana and the Dickisode.The creators got pretty bold in season 3, breaking the fourth wall and calling out the networks S&P deptartment by name:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5EwTz-oS0
>>216530138>I added food coloring 'cause it's a holiday, but it turned black 'cause I added all the food coloring I had. And I ate this butter straight out of the tub, 'cause it tastes good. There's a reason behind everything.
>>216530138Taco... Pie? No, no, no. He is legend. Only regular size taco.
>>216530138try tamale pie, even better
>You know...that is a little different from what I had heard. About people loving each other...you know...physically
>>216531045For me, it's enchiladas. I've made many, many pans of enchiladas. Every way they can be made. I fuckin' love them.
>>216531099Yeah enchiladas are the truth
>>216531177Chimichangas are good too. No, that's not ketchup, it's taco sauce.
>>216523613I'm not saying this is a refrigerator box.
Carl owns his own home and car despite not being educated at all and not having a real job. He can even go out and eat hot wings all night at a bar. Why can't you?
>>216531245Refried beans are okay but black beans sauteed with garlic jalapeno and onions is just substantially better
>>216531592He's also been murdered in several episodes and has his car destroyed by his freak neighbors
>>216531245>burrito>enchilada>chimichangaIt's all the same shit man. Just the bread wrapping is slightly different
>>216531851Nah enchiladas are little burritos wrapped up with red sauce and shitloada cheese dumped on and baked. It's like a Mexican lasagna and it fucking rules. Chimi is just a fried burrito
YEAH CAUSE YOUR STUPID ASS IS SINKIN' INTO THE DIRT!
take the quirk chungus food discussion to reddit you faggots
>>216531893Or green tomatillo sauce for the chicken enchiladas. For me, beef enchiladas require corn tortillas, but either corn or flour is suitable for the chicken version.
>>216531826That sounds great, but black beans are just a little too dry. For me, it's pinto beans. Here's a pro gamer move: When cooking them beans, add a generous squeeze of lime juice in the last few minutes of cooking. Far fewer farts will be had.
>>216529469>you're a bad bad... chicken
BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER
Hello /tv/. My name is Anon and I am the one and only Moon Master, saviour of the Mooninites.
My favorite episode is the one where they go to the gambling hall and Carl and Meatwad make tons of money while Shake keeps being tortured.
>>216533229>It's your lucky day, Cup.>>THEN WHY DID I LOSE ALL THOSE BETS YOU STUPID GUINEA!?
This thread is literally re ddit holy shit. Go fucking back niggers.
>>216533586nou
>>216531592he was getting paid 40 large every month for letting the aliens build that antenna on top of his house
>>216534779That wasn't until at least season 7-8.Season 1 he worked outta the home.
>>216531592Italians in Jersey live off their grandpas mob money and have their mom come do their laundry when they are 50yrs old
>>216535275Carl lived in poverty with his father and his mother is non-mobile morbidly obese.
this made GenXers, Millenials, Zoomers, and every subsequent generation piss their pants
>>216523613>crinkled hands
>>216532973For the record I know there ain’t no Gorgatron but I saw that some naked dude won a Ferrari from doing this outta his house and I was all in.
I'm not fixing the gas leak, they better pay me for October
>>216535707That is really, extremely true.
I only remember the time he met Kaiba
>>216533458I dont like episodes where Meatwad is inexplicably clever and conniving, though with that being said the plastic surgery episode's one of the best
>>216538010Those episodes are often brett gud like the one where he has psychic powers
>>216536794>the gas leak is a pipe in a kitchen literally pumping gas in to the house
FUNNEL CAKES FROM THE TOMB RAIDER
PARTY PARTY PARTYI WANNA HAVE A PARTY
I just realized these characters were a parody of the Chick-Fil-A sponsored "Veggie Tales" cartoons.
Best episode?
>>216525223Oh so your a berbertarian?I'm an Alvian, which is superior because although a minority its the largest minority.Plus we get liquored up during the Feast of Alvis
>>216539926The Mail-Order Bride episode was the wildest and funniest thing I had ever seen on TV as a youth. I can't believe that was first broadcast on Adult Swim over 20 years ago.
