>Boyfriend forgot my half-birthday>Fed his dog an entire Hershey's BarWHEN YOU GROW A PAIR, YOU CAN CALL ME BACK
>>216524014Uncalled for
>>216524014I she upset she wasn't strangled and given a black eye?
>boyfriend smells different this morning>cut his brakes for cheatingDUH!
>>216524014>bf's on business trip>get horny and fuck his best friend>never tell bfSHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
>dog accidently gets into the baking soda we leave out for the animals>my entire dad has to go to the vet to get his stomach pumpedit almost killed her