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Uhh Rachel? Were you... hit by a truck or something?
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>>216524787
Well hello there beautiful
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>>216524787
If anyone is to blame here it's Tom Cruise. Yes yes, this is a pro cruise board, I know, but he's the only reason she didn't return in the role.
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>>216524787
Ever since this movie came out people have been trying to convince me that the woman on the right is attractive
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>>216524787
You have to understand, OP. Katie Holmes couldn't do The Dark Knight because her and her agent decided she'd have more success doing a Queen Latifah heist movie.
This is not a shitpost. She really did that.
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>>216524787
A legit reason to use AI and replace Gyllenhaal.
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>>216524826
Interesting because Nolan and Cruise are both powerful enough to work with each other if they wanted to yet they haven't. I wonder if there is some animosity.
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OP, listen
Some
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>>216526066
Cruise has enough power in the industry he can prevent your casting by picking up a phone and making one phone call.
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>>216524787
>I ate some expired grapes and had diarrhea all last week but I also killed your friend and now I live in her house.
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Let's not pretend Katie Holmes is good looking.
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>>216528206
Yeah, but at least she's not fugly like the chick on the right.
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>>216524787
Yes, lighting and angles can dramatically change a person's appearance. Bitches figured this out as soon as cameras were invented. Congratulations for finally figuring it out.
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>>216524801
real joker moment, showcases how insane he is when he said that
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>>216524787
Bitch looking like Ludwig the accursed
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>>216524801
>turns out it was just one of his sick jokes
Bravo Nolan, real subtle here
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>>216524787
Right looks better
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>>216524787
that line above Maggie's upper lip. it shouldn't look like that. makes me think inbreeding. tiny thin lips too ughhh. im a guy and my bottom lip is succulent by comparison. she also has those well-defined lines coming down by the nostrils. very masculine trait. and then the corners of her mouth woooof
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>>216524787
Do actresses continue to sex even when older and less attractive? Maybe even have to hunt men for sex.
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>>216524787
it's impressive she actually made a career. she was surely helped by nepotism from her much more famous brother who had a lot of pull - he must have hooked her up. she probably took a lower fee too. remember this was in the weinstein era where a producer/director could say to an actress, "you're too ugly, we're going to cast someone better looking but thanks." we should also not forget that she can act.
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>>216524801
Everyone in my theater laughed when Joker said that.
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>>216526097
body once told me
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>>216526116
Fucking cunt Tom Cruise is keeping me down. I’d have been an Oscar winner for sure but this Xenu fearing manlet has been pulling strings and kept me stuck in a warehouse! Save me Seagal!
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>>216524787
I thought Maggie hate was just a 4chan meme but normgroids feel the same way kek.
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>>216524787
She turned 30 you misogynist
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On first watch, I had no idea who she was supposed to be and was confused why Bruce was all buddy buddy with her. Felt like I missed a movie in between. "Oh she has the same name as the woman in the first one, must be a common name in Gotham"
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>>216529436
Stop reposting twitter "normgroids" talking in ebonics. These are not normalfags
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Maggie jokes aside, the Rachel character was ridiculous in itself and the weakest part of Begins. Sounds like they were afraid they would call Batman gay if he was just a loner so they shoved a romantic interest with no personality into it.
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>>216529436
holla at that playa bih aint fine shit bih crazy ahh fr
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>>216525127
It was a pretty good Queen Latifah heist movie.
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>>216526009
RELEASE THE AI CUT
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She was in a car accident between films.
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>>216528206
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>>216524787
I prefer right
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>>216528632
lmao
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>>216524787
They both look weird and the one on the left can't act
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>>216528527
But she has a weirdo smile and and very punchable facial expressions
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>>216528206
I like Maggie more because she seems to have a personality and independence and comes from chad or chad-adjacent genetic stock, being related to Jake Gylenhaal. Holmes is like a drug addled zombie who was inducted into Scientology as a breeder for their grand wizard Tom Cruise.
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the line might be corny but she is NOT ugly
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personally i like maggie’s weird little face and unlike katie she can act
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>>216530893
Katie has wet noodle vibes
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>>216524787
This could have been so easily avoided by hiring the right woman in the first place. She can actually act, she was up for the part, she could have come back for the sequel. And she was used to fleeing the Scarecrow
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>>216528527
I take a fugly chick to fuck everyday before I take a bland wet blanket one. Sex with fugly chicks are wild. Bland women is just masturbation with more work
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>>216531572
i come from a timeline where she WAS rachel in batman begins but they replaced her with gylenhall anyways due to some bullshit scheduling conflict nolan refused to bend on.
katie holmes vanished from the public eye not long after her and suri left tom, and tom kept her at home before that. no acting gigs during that time.
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>>216531572
his face looks weird here
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>>216531621
bland chicks get an ultimatum. do some work, or i use your body however i wish and that will involve a LOT of anal play and light abuse.
it's unreal how many of them would rather grimace through a butt pounding than get on top and gyrate a little
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>>216531744
girls like anal do not believe the lies
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>Batman loses a pod-race to Rachel
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>>216531761
when it's their idea they love it.
and i'm sure they DO love me just taking control and doing what i wish, i know i don't mind it
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>>216524826
Iirc I am pretty sure Nolan was pretty unsatisfied with Holmes' performance and wasn't too unhappy to recast her, and then killed off her character anyways.
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>>216525127
She didn't choose to ditch the Dark Knight herself. Her husband was Tom Cruise and he was insecure that Katie Holmes was about to spend another 6 months with Hollywood's new heartthrob Christian Bale after Batman Begins got good reviews. It annoyed her and the studio too but Cruise got his way and Katie Holmes had to do this heist movie with an all-female cast instead!
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>>216530836
>chad or chad-adjacent genetic stock
>looks like a bulldog on the verge of tears at all times
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>>216531796
Don't they all sign multi-picture deals? That's pretty standard for a big franchise like Batman.



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