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>enjoying some kino at the movie theatre
>this guy walks in
wat do?
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>>216525503
Damn I forgot about this faggot. Were glowniggers involved as usual or was he a legitimate schizo?
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>>216525503
start laughing when I realize he's killing all of us during the airplane scene
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nigga looks like a cheeto
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>>216525530
He actually sat down and watched the plane scene, then left and came back and killed everyone
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Pass him a tub of popcorn and tell him to sit next to me so we can have comfy kino time.
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>>216525521
Look at the eyes. The eyes are always an indicator of MK ULTRA glowie brainwashing.
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>>216525503
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they had to say and thats what no one did.
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>>216525503
Thrust my thumbs into his eyes, turning them in a corkscrew emotion and jamming my elbows into my torso to increase my torque and leverage, until I sever the ocular artery, blood runs down his cheeks from his ruined eyeholes, and I have completely blinded him.
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>>216525553
>He actually sat down and watched the plane scene, then left and came back and killed everyone
lmao that made me laugh for some reason
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>>216525503
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>>216525503
What's this funny lil nigga up to these days?
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>>216525521
this was one of the most obvious glownig operations of all time. look up his journal. its cartoonish
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>>216525625
prison I'd assume
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>>216525503
ask when he's putting out a new album
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>>216525553
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
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>>216525553
Some reports said the audience was clapping and cheering and didn't realize there was a shooting going on. It must have been just after the NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK Bane reveal right as FOR YOU was going on
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>>216525651
>clapping and cheering at a screen
Do amerimutts really
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>>216525625
He’s a quant at Jane Street
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>>216525630
A lot of mass murderers have kept edgy journals though.
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>>216525680
his seemed especially inorganic
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>>216525630
He singlehandedly kicked off the gun grab of the 2010s
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>>216525503
What is it about mathematicians and being mentally unstable?
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>>216525751
That goes back to columbine in the 90s. That was the first major glownigger school shooting operation.
The goal is simple. Demonize white people and rape the 2nd amendment.
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Imagine the Plane Scene being the last thing you ever see
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>>216525827
It would be extremely painfull
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>>216525503
Share my crab legs with him
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>>216525827
I would be wondering why they would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
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>>216525503
>turn to my gf and pop a finger in her asshole
>tell her to push like her life depends on it
>pull my shitty finger out
>write a question mark on my forehead
>lick the bits out from underneath my fingernail for good measure
>approach him
>pray he doesn't ask me a riddle, I'm too dumb for that
>stare him down and hope his larp psychosis acknowledges me as an ally

50/50 chance he kills me anyway but at least I tried
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>>216525503
Troubled teens prefer to shoot at schools, not any other types of businesses or govt places. Like there are far more dollar stores, grocery stores, pharmacies, fast food places than there are schools. How come THey don't get shot up more? Grocery stores have lots of people too, flying produce alone would be kino?? >>216525630
Forged as hell. Teens write in legible cursive LOL
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All DC fans are insane losers

That's why Superman flopped, nobody wanted to be around those mass murderers
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rape him
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>>216525503
Unironically this stuff wouldn't be a problem if everyone was allowed to be armed. The problem is like always the state interfering and creating spaces where only bad guys are allowed to be armed.
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>>216525503
Bro did it all because of some capeslop. Wonder what he's up to nowadays.
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>>216525521
Remember when /pol/ was sucking off this fat nigger? Yeah, they left out the part where his killing spree was half inspired to push harder gun control
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>>216526142
Also he shot himself in the hand when training for LAPD lol
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>>216525503
Grab him by his stupid green hair and drag him around.
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>>216526158
>green
anon, i...
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>>216526158
His hair is red are you colorblind
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>>216525503
If I ever find myself in a mass shooting with no quick exit, I'll just start shouting 1488 and hope the shooter spares me.
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>>216525503
I knew a guy who was there. He was better looking than me and women loved him, so I decided I would rather live through a shooting than be fat and bald like I am
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>>216526194
I think your cornea might be damaged because that’s clearly orange.
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>>216525503
Here's the gear he used. They always seem to wear the same kind of outfit. It's like a weird tactical larp. Damn kids have no originality these days.
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>>216526293
What should he have worn?
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>>216525630
qu'est-ce que c'est? a fucking dairy? this nigga a shooter or an 8 year old girl?
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>>216526142
Of course /pol/ found it hilarious. And of course all you can think about is sucking nigger dick.
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>>216525521
When has it ever been actual glories
>>216526142
It’s probably never been easier to buy a gun in the US. Seriously, what’s changed? What have these mass murder events actually changed?
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>>216525503
Kill him duh
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>>216526318
leather shoulder holsters
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>>216526351
Compared to say the 90s absolutely. This FEMA camp Ron Paul paranoia is extremely dated and stupid. Although I agree with them that these shootings are more owing to a sick society than lax gun control. But of course the exact sort of people who would commit a mass shooting are the people who sperg out in threads like this
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>>216525680
Was he raised by a single mom and thought writing a diary was normal?
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>>216525827
>now's now the time for fear
>that comes later
>*gunshot sounds*
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>>216526318
Jeans and a batman t-shirt
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>>216525963
He wasn't trying to be the joker that was something the media made up later, so congratulations turdbreath you just ate shit for no reason before you died.
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>>216525574
He was a neuroscience PhD student who lost the plot. Academia can break people.
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>>216525503
>tell him about the plane scene
>watch with him
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>>216526142
I can't believe pol baited this guy, and he's held onto it for 13 years straight
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>>216525503
I'd listen to what he had to say.
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>>216526347
>found it hilarious
Shut up newfag. They were worshipping him
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>>216526576
You literally were not even there 13 years ago you were still a twinkle in your bastard father’s ballsack so don’t talk like you were
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>>216526318
A clown costume and a furry tail with a big horse cock strap on
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>>216526834
Try this again with punctuation
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>>216526849
How about you suck shit out of a nigger’s anus, queer
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Living in the denver Metro area I do still have a little flutter in my balls watching a movie in a theater.
Or going to a fucking grocery store lmao.
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>>216526874
It's like a girlfriend at a drive thru. if I suck the shit, you'll complain later cause you actually wanted it
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>>216525503
do a 360 and run away
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>>216526795
I was there. And worship is a strong word for massive amounts of shitposting. Quit making up shit to be mad about you faggot retard.
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>>216526232
Be careful you don't shout 1453 by accident. might be a greek mass shooter
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>>216525503
Shoot him in the chest and head repeatedly with the firearm I legally carry to deal with shitbags just like this...
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>>216525777
You try solving math problem for 7 hour a day.
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>>216526318
Heath ledger joker outfit, obviously. That would make it kino.
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>>216525503
idk he's kinda cute maybe a hookup
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>>216525503
>finally, i am released from this flesh prison
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>>216525827
>i'm wondering why someone would shoot a man before letting him finish nolankino
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>>216528359
i would listen to what the math problem had to say, and thats what nobody did
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>>216525503
Show him all my klussy folder. By the time we're reaching the end the movie will be over too.
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>>216528816
I meant clussy, oh well I can throw in some Krusty the Clown stuff too if needed.
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>>216525594
could this have worked?



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