>Jimmy boy personally ensuring you'll have the ultimate KINO experienceAnother billy locked in
I will never feel the loving touch of a woman.
That's a nice touch.Avatar 3? More like avatar 3 Billy.
>>216526285Papyrus?I would deliberately fuck up the sound just for this alone
>>216526285How the braindead zoomie minpay wagie will react to that note:>yooo WTF this unc be tripping frfr *presses Play on VLC media player*
shame avatar movies are trash
>>216526285I love this geezer like you wouldn't believe. I'd rarely pay for a film i know will be shit but this guy gets it
>anyone elselol what a pretentious faggot>jamesYES SIR CAMERON, I WILL FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER OR MAY MY LIFE BE FORFEIT. PRAISE EYWA!
>>216527735This guy gets it
>>216526285this nigger made it so only 3d cinema tickets are available in my shithole.Which are also more expensive and no way in hell am I watching a movie in 3d for 3 hours.
>>216526285I haven never seen any of the Avatar films and never will. I don’t know one person who is actively a fan of anything related to the franchise. I’m convinced all of this is just another Kike scam to launder money.
>>216526285I'm pretty sure I've seen this exact letter with this exact wording (just different title) before
>>216526285Based Jimbo, I'm going to buy a ticket right now
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>>216526285zero (nil) cultural impact btw
Mogged
>>216526285>papyrus fontewww
>>2165284013db more than normal? Wouldn't different cinemas have different normal?And how much headroom exactly?What a fucking useless retard
BAY FILMS INC.1337 Hollywood Blvd.Los Angeles, CA, 90028July 3rd, 2007Dear Projection Maestro:An infinite, unparalleled amount of blood, sweat, and pure, unadulterated cinematic genius went into crafting "TRANSFORMERS." Every single frame, every explosion, every mind-blowing robot transformation – it’s a visceral experience designed to hit you like a meteor made of pure awesome. The photography, the cutting-edge CGI, the epic sound design – all of this monumental work is now in your hands, and your attention to razor-sharp focus (seriously, it needs to be SHARP!), ground-shaking sound, and the flawlessly explosive handling of the film will make this effort worthwhile. You are the last gatekeeper of cinematic perfection. Do not screw this up.Please also note the following, and pay attention, because this isn't some art-house snooze-fest, this is "TRANSFORMERS":
>>216528559REEL 4A – OPTIMUS PRIME TRANSFORMATION CUE POINTS:a) The first visual cue for Optimus's epic first transformation should literally explode off the screen. If it's a millisecond late, the entire universe unravels.b) The last cue point for Megatron's arrival must be instantaneous. He's not waiting for your sluggish projection.c) We've marked critical sound cues directly onto the print with a flaming "MB" logo – use these. They are not suggestions. They are commands.d) Forget your quaint little dots. When you see the "MB," unleash the fury."TRANSFORMERS" was photographed in WIDE, HUGE, GLORIOUS 2.35:1 aspect ratio. This is not for your dainty screens. It's meant to engulf. ENGULF! Please ensure you project it at this ratio, and in no event at less than 2.35:1. If you crop even a pixel, you're disrespecting the visual symphony of destruction.There should be NO LESS THAN 22 FOOT-LAMBERTS of pure, unadulterated, retina-searing light on the screen, and NO MORE THAN 25. If it's too dim, you're robbing the audience of every glorious metallic detail. If it's too bright, you're washing out the intensity. Find the sweet spot of pure brilliance. This film isn't about subtlety; it's about IMPACT."TRANSFORMERS" runs for two hours and twenty-four minutes (144 minutes) of non-stop action, explosions, and robotic mayhem. Every second is gold.The first half of the film runs for one hour and ten minutes (70 minutes). Prepare for immediate, bone-jarring impact.There is NO INTERMISSION. You don't take a break from this kind of cinematic adrenaline. This isn't a potty-break movie; it's an experience. If you put one in, I will personally find you.After the final frame explodes off the screen, there are precisely SIX FEET of rolling credits, followed by an immediate fade to black. Don't linger. The audience needs to recover.
>>216526285Feels bad that in the shithole multiplex I'll have to see this at, the zoomgroid wageoid won't even know what any of this means and I'll see the movie not as GOD Cameron intended.
>>216528565There is no "Part Two." Only a sustained assault of awesome.The runtime is the runtime. Prepare for maximum engagement.Hopefully, you have been supplied with an exclusive promotional CD of the "TRANSFORMERS: THE ALBUM" soundtrack, featuring Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins, and more.a) Please use Side 1 for pre-show hype.b) During any transition, if for some reason you pause, play Side 2. But seriously, don't pause.c) This isn't background music. This is the pulse of the universe. Play it LOUD.Yours in Explosive Cinema,(Signature that looks like a hand grenade exploding)Michael Bay
>>216526285We don’t need multiple threads about this mindless animated slop for retards
>>216526285So, unlike some of the modern directors, Cameron wants the audience to hear the dialogue? What madness is this? Nolan would not approve.
>>216528367This will always be based. "Jim" can't be this much of a sperg.
>>216528446Are you dim?
>>216526324>>216528444Reddit npcs
>>216526285>papyrusBased.
>>216526285Cute but he should have written it in Spanish. Indian too maybe.
>>216526285how can one man be so based?
>>216526285Is the normie cattle really going to watch the same fucking movie with PS2 graphics for the third time in a row?
>>216526285Oh cool! Another Blue Nigger Alien movie!! I can’t wait!!
>>216526285how do I set the reference standard to 7.0 on my iphone? cause that's where I'll be watching this.
