You there, /tv sit, have a duck.Have two.
Have a Big Mac, have two.
>>216526447Has anyone tried that chinese alcohol? I watched some guy faking the stuff en masse with genuine household chemicals, and it scared me off buying one
>>216526447looks like a fried chihuahua on the plate
>has anyone seen my coffee?
>>216526640I’ve had whatever the shout - string alcohol, neutral taste - equivalent is named and there wasn’t much to itWhat I’d love to try are those fancy fruit and rice wines that the upper class has been drinking since ancient times
>let your wife get cream sauced by two negronis>kill yourself
>>216526447unleash blight upon a foreign crop industry, unleash two
>>216526447MORTAL KOMBAAAAT
>>216526447Eat a local peasant tonight. Skip the garlic sauce. Have a warm pint at 4 o’clock in the morning in a mostly empty Castle. Go somewhere as a wolf. Listen to someone you think may be trying to sell you real estate. Order the stake rare. Eat a lawyer. Have a bride. Have three. Be open to a world where you may not be able to see yourself in a mirror but have them around your house anyways. Blehh slowly. Tip your henchman. Check in on your coffin. Check in on yourself. Enjoy eternal life.
>>216526447Imagine all the stuff you ever did in life get invalidated because people will now forever remember you as the guy who killed himself over pussy.
>>216526577>Ay Tone, dey got a McDonald's in Rome. Can you believe dat shit?
>>216528409Nice meme
>>216526447Have toke of skooma, have 2. You S'wit
>>216526447>>cuck baitroping yourself over a nepo baby demonic slut whore
>>216528100>guy fieri comes in and bicycle kicks the shit out of bourdaiden
>>216526447Why does a guy enjoying Paris make you fags seethe so much? Is it because it goes against everything your /pol/ ideology told you, which made you think you were so smart and special for knowing?
>>216529562/pol/ is gay but take your meds, dork
>>216529562>a guy enjoying parissounds like codeword for gay sex lol
>>216528409have a clanventrue?
>>216529562make like your hero and tie yourself a noose, tie two
>>216529562It ain't about the city, ya dingus
>>216529696>get the sarcophagus for me>go get it again
>>216529696Bourdain would have been a brujah with all of his faggotry and take rebellion
>>216526862Kek.
