reminder batman forever is the gayest thing ever madebats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.detective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, a notorious heterosexualriddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.riddler has a cane that turns from a question mark into a skull. the cane is now shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anusnotice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.despite capturing nicole kidman, riddler and twoface refuse to have sex with her, as they'd rather wait for their grindr date aka batman and robinwayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttockskiss from a rose? might as well be kiss my (male) rosebudall the clues are there.
Not reading all that but the director was gay like op
>MY POW-WER>MY PLEAS-SURE>MY PAAAAIN!!!
>>216527226>My pain(al)The signs continue
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>>216527081Whatever It will be a better example of lighthearted Batfamily film by the time Gunn's Batman is out
Gay men know how to shoot women.They're so damn good at it!
>>216527343Unironically the man just liked pretty things so he got one thing right, but his gayness came out with Poison Ivy in B&R.
>>216527226>baby>to me you're like a motion picture that I can't deny
>>216527422>But then I just watch that shit on Netflix, baby
>>216527444>>216527422>I buuuy seed from a guy named Sneed
>>216527343>>216527404Shumacher started in fashion and got into the film industry via wardrobe, so the dude knew how to dress women. And as gay as OP is, he's failing to see just how sexy every one of the women in those two films were. Yes, even Gossip Gerty.
>>216527769Poison Ivy looked like a drag queen doe.
>>216527769>Gossip Gerty.Cat eye glasses stay ON
>>216527081cool. it's also the best batman movie ever made
>>216527778Well, I don't really know what to tell you, anon. Maybe you ARE gay.
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Uma's ass was divine as Ivy
This thread is gay, just like OP. Fuck off, nigger.
>>216528105I got ya, senpai
>"By the way, OP, we've seen your mind: FAG!"
>>216527081I know you’re trying to be ironic and “funny” about it, but no straight man would ever of his own volition go to the effort of entering a capcha and spending his free time writing graphic descriptions of gay sex like this. It’s actually reminiscent of a line from the movie when the Riddler reads Batman’s mind >what kind of man has bats on the brain?Well, what kind of man has “kissing male rosebuds” on the brain? A gay man. You are a gay man.
>OP's face writing out his post
>>216527081Batman Forever is my favourite pre-Nolan Batman film
>>216529417Gotta go with '89 for me there, brah. The Batmobile alone mogs Forever, never mind Nicholson.
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