what an odd looking duck
Is being ozzys child really that troublesome?? Evers since I was a Lad she had Problems
>>216528145She's the offspring of a scheming Jewess and a braindead brummie, with all due respect, it was never going to be an easy ride.
>>216528116How is she becoming Andy Dick?
>>216528116No fucking way…. Imagine aging yourself twenty years in a three year span. Lmao.
>>216528116Karen
>>216528116Im starting to despise zempic more than the other jab. in 10 years, it will be "skinny bad obese good" again. they will shame people for being skinny because some celebs shot up chemicals. this was the hatred towards heroin chic in a nutshell
>>216528116she would be hot with more lip fillersgo full bimbo
>>216528145There is an episode of The Osbourne's that sticks out in my head where Ozzy comes into the kitchen and Jack and Kelly are there. This is the one where he is carting around an oxygen tank and was already high on vicodin. There's this very brief back to back shots of both Kelly and Jack glancing at each other with the same expression; as Ozzy comes in and the two see what state that he's in, there is this immediate look that the two give each other that the cameras managed to capture, like the sibling rivalry has completely stopped for that moment and the two instinctively know what the other is thinking:>Dad's high and we have no idea what is about to happen in the next few minutesThankfully, it ends benignly with Jack scrambling to grab Ozzy off the street from wandering off, but the show is a testament to the editing wizardry that MTV had at the time. You never saw the episodes of rage or the crying or the drunkenness or the results of drug use as severe as they were because they simply edited them around and out. They did the same thing for Viva La Bam where clever editing hid all the amounts of cocaine everyone was on.
>that hair
>>216528138>>216528177Andy Duck
>>216528116She literally looked better than this when she was fat.
>>216528289>>Dad's high and we have no idea what is about to happen in the next few minutesthat is the most boring way you could have described in. bravo
>>216528177There's a vacancy
>>216528313trvke
>>216528313
>>216528463Would
>>216528354You have to put yourself into the context of living in a household of and with an addict in order to understand. Ozzy could get violent with whatever substances he chose to imbibe in at any given moment. https://www.biography.com/celebrities/a65488202/ozzy-osbourne-sharon-osbourne-marriage-attempted-murder
>>216528116Why is she turning into Jessica Chastain?
>>216528116looks like freddy mercury 2 weeks before he died of AIDS
>>216528289I know the exact scene you're talking about, and it always stuck with me. its like the realization the lolcows are just people. my whole family loved hatewatching the osbornes, but I kinda felt bad for the kids after a while. sharons just that kardashian mom if she walled at 19 years old and had to figure something else out
There was like a five-day window in 2003 where Kelly Osbourne was the hottest thing going, and for the rest of her life she's been repulsive.
>>216528116looks like her dads death really affected her
>>216528463>“I've seen things.. you people wouldn't believe..."
>>216528116not saying she isn't bogged, but focal length may be a factor as well
>>216528561You take away the mansion and the millions and such and they were pretty much almost like any other family you would ever meet.
>>216528116Bitch looks like she's about to send Jennifer Lawrence to the Hunger Games
>>216528116She actually looked better when she was fat
>>216528116Kelly, what went on in your head?Oh, Kelly, did you talk to the dead?
>>216528602Maybe in bongland
>>216528313>She literally looked better than this when she was fat.She was known as "the fat Osborne daughter" for years. That messes you up.
>>216528116The only way to salvage this is go full Cruella de Vil.
>>216528672even further proof that fat acceptance was a humongous cope. this bitch got ultra skinny when it was made easily accessible through needles
how? how!?!?!?!
this is not just losing fat. i think she shaved her bones off
>>216528672She had Sharon's face but Ozzy's jaw. Her shaving her jaw was where the problems started.
>>216528597what mm are my eyeballs?
>>216528116
>>216528116WHAT WERE THEY THINKINGGGG
Young Kelly was much better.
>>216528501It's when they've escaped every reason to drink and can afford so much better and they still do it that makes no sense. Alcohol is such a shit drug. There's a reason the British made an empire on cocaine, opium, morphine and hashish then lost it all when they legislated everything away and left people with nothing but shitty booze. If I had anything like his money I'd be in permanent bliss off the strongest shit and never touch crap like alcohol.
She unironically looks normal as fuck. I've never seen a more normal looking woman in my life. I'm dead serious.
>>216528145Jack's turned out okay
LA has a lot to answer for.
She's morphed into her mother, but not 40 year old Sharon she's speedrun straight to old bogged Sharon
>>216528116The Sharon is taking over.
>>216528942>>216528946Yeah she had jaw shaving after the Koreans popularized it. She doesn't even look human anymore. She had a distinct look and looked like her mom.
Ozzies drug gene came out to play >shave the bone a bit>one more>one more>ok one more this is the last time>one more
>>216528672The fatter the better recently i started gooning to bbw facesitting porn.
>>216528116truth is that at no point has she ever looked good. she just oscillates between different forms of gross.
>>216528116>I TURNED MYSELF INTO SHARON, JACK!
>>216529598Nothing nuclear hellfire can't cure.
>>216529148What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.
>>216528628You got that right
>>216528463Reminds me of my ex
>>216528116glow up? for like throw up!
I still don't understand how Ozzy's family is famous. There is nothing remotely interesting or attractive about any of them.
She's Kathy Griffin maxing.
Toilet status?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJC_MNjw4E0
>>216528116More like Ozempic Osbourne
>>216531040What the fuck is wrong with her face? That's not just ageing.
>>216531040andy dick looking rough after that last OD
>>216531040>>216531079I know she had cancer recently, but she's ONLY 65 but has the skin of someone mid 80s at least.
>>216531079She's 65 and has done damage to her face from different procedures, also Irish.
She just needs to be put on a high cum diet pumped into her mouth by me multiple times aday
>>216531090People age differently, Kathy Griffin has had a lot of plastic surgery probably and probably is vegan idk.Just learned that Ann Coulter is 65 and she looks good.
>>216531090She's a similar age to Michelle Pfeiffer or Tilda Swinton? Some deity really didn't like her much.
>>216531156Data tends to show that conservatives age better than liberals. Usually are more attractive in general. One's mental health will frequently show in physical health. Not always the case but generally true.
>>216531156>>216531189She's IRISH and is trying to look 35 forever, rather than aging gracefully. She's obviously bald and has a wig forever since her red hair was a key part of her look. Coulter is an old ghoul with some plastic surgery work but she looks pretty normal. IRISH pale ginger genes +living in hot sunny LA = death.
>>216528463as long as the ankles are thinner than the leg, there's hope for the whole boby
>>216528116From Lana Del Rey to No Way Jose: The Kelly Osbourne Story
>>216528116another one buccs the dust
>>216531210Idk about that but Ann is an outlier. >>216531223Oh yeah I forgot about the sun.
>>216529087Alright anon how’s it going alright?
>>216530996Dirty cunt anon
>>216528463Prime Kelly. Fat sweaty tits and hooker makeup.
Welcome back Carol Channing
>>216528463IL monstro
Why are we even talking about this chick.. what does she do? has she ever sang hit songs or been in movies? I think she's just famous because of her parents and that's it
>>216528968Field of view of one eye: ~ 40–60mm equivalentCombined binocular FOV: much wider, 35mm-ish, but the brain stitches it into a seamless scene that doesn’t look “wide-angle stretched.”The perceived perspective of normal human vision is closest to a ~50mm lens on a full-frame camera. This is why portraits look most natural in the 50–85mm range—they resemble how your own eyes present faces.
>>216531223>She's IrishI don't know why you keep trying to larp as Irish, Moishe, one of the most genetically distant ethnicities to you
>>216528116He can't keep getting away with this!
>>216528116She looks thinner.
>>216528116She was always ugly as fuck. Though she was in her natural pig state when fat, and now the hollowed out remains of a Jewish curse, she was always revolting to look at. There is nothing that would change it. One kind of ugly to another. So it goes.
>>216528116I don't think those deep depressions around your temples are supposed to be so visible
>Jessica Chastain
>>216531528this is my fetish
what causes the shrink wrapped corpse look of people on Ozempic that losing weight naturally doesn't produce? can a scientist anon explain?
>>216528289nigger it was all fake you fucking moronbam was telling mtv morons how to edit his shitshow
>>216531806It's because the weight loss happens so fast compared to natural weight loss. Skin elasticity on the face is likely affected by the time period of the change. The bodies are always disasters of hanging skin that look worse than just being fat
How to age gracefully /tv/? These people look like freaks
>>216528116Why are you posting kelly osbourne with Barbara walters? Did she go on the view again?
>>216531874Stay thin, don't drink or smoke, go outside, stay out of hospitals, eat normal food in normal ways, don't be sedentary. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>216531528burton has good taste in women for a homosexual
>>216528116what makes me laugh and seethe is the gaslighting and reverse physiology her and Sharon have done in interviews.They talk about how this drug is "bad"... but then say after that "I can't gain weight". That's going to be retards go and buy up this shit. Fucking freaks lmao
>>216528289ozzy seemed like a fucking great dad desu.
>>216528597i don't get it. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE IF EVERY FUCKING REFLECTION, PHOTO ETC IS ALL FUCKING DIFFERENT.is there some reflection type thing out there in the universe that actually shows what you look like from another's perspective, because all this technology, mirrors, lighting etc is all just fucking bullshit lol
>>216531900>go outsideIm fucked
>>216531874Whats fucking weird is these morons have access to the best of everything. They could have a fucking home gym in their house with every kind of equipment and all the best food. It's mental.
>>216528463Hell yeah
>>216532216I have a home gym, dont drink or smoke, use a red light device on my face 10 minutes a day, avoid the sun, drink 4 liters of water at least a day, have a whole food diet, moisturize my face every night. Im also severely autistic and never leave my house. I havent had sex in over 3 years.
>>216531528jej
>>216528501>We’ve come to a decision that you’ve got to die>starts strangling her
>>216528463>>216528563Would wife and happily breed with.>>216528116Bogged Skeletor. Why do women do this to themselves?
BOOOOOONES AND LEATHEEEEER
>>216528289>They did the same thing for Viva La Bam where clever editing hid all the amounts of cocaine everyone was on.I think we were probably just too young because every time viva la bam was on my dad would tell me bam was a cokehead
>>216528463Ngl this picture gives me a semi-on. Young Kelly had the air of somebody who spent most of her time off camera enthusiastically fucking.
>>216532256Atleast your happy and in shape. You'll reap the benefits eventually.I wish I had your life right now, girlfriend of 8 years destroyed me mentally and physically. Don't dwell on the sex thing its fucking pointless. Unless you've got some 18 year old knocking at your door wanting to worship you. Don't fucking bother with anything less.
>>216528501You sound like Amber Heards lawyers.
>>216528463WOULD, BRUTALLY HARD
>>216528563She was the female double of her dad when she was younger. The creepy part is the surgeon, who I guess is the same one Sharon uses, hacking off parts of her face to the point she now looks more like her.
>>216532398>Unless you've got some 18 year old knocking at your door wanting to worship you.Had that and fucked it up. Haven't really cared about women since then >happyLets not get carried away here m8>8 years My longest relationship has been a month. They realize that im autistic and leave lmao
>>216532432Revolting. Your fetish sickens me. This pig couldn't even successfully rape me with dick pills and restraints.
>>216528463You people are disgusting.
>>216528116>In the sense that
>>216531040I thought carrot top trooned out
>>216532493START CLEANING PEDRO
>>216528116I love bogged women.
>>216528289Dude I believe this because Ozzy was genuinely a fucking lunatic. Tried to kill Sharon once and shot all the cats.
>>21653218428mm lens all the way up to 80mm lens using a camera under the "medium format" sensor size
>>216528116The DJ from Slipknot is plapping that. I wonder if they both wear masks during sex.>>216528313Which was also 20 years ago>>216528672As opposed to the skinny daughter they had living in the attic?...nevermind turns out he has 6 kids, not sure where they've been hiding this whole time.
>>216533773>nevermind turns out he has 6 kids, not sure where they've been hiding this whole timeFrom his first marriage one's adopted, the eldest son was on a couple eps of the reality show and the daughter is an actress that showed up in Better Call Saul as one of the chicks that thought he was Kevin Costner. Aimee was in the original channel 5 doc that spawned The Osbornes but iirc she wanted to pursue a legal career or something so she bowed out.
>>216532184>>216528597I posted a completely innocent thread on /p/ once about trying to figure out camera shots with my Samsung S22 Ultra, and the mods banned me FROM ALL BOARDS for three days for "trolling." I decided right then that /p/ has got to be the most autistic board for photography, and I would never, ever, post there again.
Could star in a remake of House of Wax.
>>216528463I'd ride that until her back broke.Fuck this gay world and people fixing what ain't broke.
>>216528116Plastic surgery should be illegal
>>216529131You do know who Ozzy Osbourne is?
>>216528463literal potato head
>>216529131>Literal child has no idea what tolerance is.>"Hey, so long as you've got the money, drugs are an endless carousel of feelgood!"
>>216532256You sound gay
>>216536484You would know
