Fantastic Four bombing on Disney Plus
>>216528233>Horrible cast. >Girlboss movie.>Bad pr trying to ragebait with politics and whatnot.
>>216528233Wow, who could’ve saw that coming
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My favorite part of the movie was that they built all these incredible retro-60s sets with great attention to details and they still filmed everything with their dogshit digital cameras that ruined the entire look.
>>216528233>it’s over
>>216528233They were teasing the "Fantastic Four belongs to the 60s" years here and in /co/, I think these thread were made by Peyton Reed that it is the faggot that came with that stupid idea.
>>216528315Vanessa Kirby is too fucking old, Joseph Quinn is not Chris Evans neither, Primo is ok but he is barely in the movie.
>>216528233Only soi's want to keep theaters alive and none of the chuds care to watch that slop on streaming. All streaming did was give Disney the chance for their shit to bomb twice.
>>216528233I'm gonna be honest this is the first time I'm hearing about this movie at all
>>216528233They should've leaned more into making it "Interstellar if it was a comic book movie". Those were practically the only good aspects of it and they were scarce.A lot of things felt off and inaccurate too. Reed was poorly cast, Ben Grimm didn't feel like himself at all in terms of personality, Johnny was weirdly the smartest most level headed character and Sue buffed to oblivion because of being a female character. FemSurfer was ok but still ultimately inferior to Norrin Rad.Galactus was a big guy in a suit and not at all a Thanos level threat he should be.
>>216528429The board has been flooded by Indians because The Cavill Wars and nobody talked about the Black Captain America or this one so it makes sense .
>>216528233We said this would happen >>216528288He's the blame, but not the sole reason. its disney marvel woke slop. people were already tuned out and needed something big to bring them back. the past attempts (now including f4) all failed miserably. Pedro fatigue is an amazing excuse but the fatigue set in hard when he got cast for disneyslop
>>216528470The F4 is a difficult thing to adapt right. The early 2000s movies are still the best even if they butchered Doom's backstory and wasted a good actor in the process too.
>>216528490Meant to respond to this >>216528315
>It actually floppedDamn, that's actually brutal. I understand that the F4 aren't really mainstream but not even being able to surpass 600 millions is crazy low.
>>216528551Even in the comics they were never that popular in comparison to Avengers, X-Men, etc. The most successful contributions in that book are side characters Silver Surfer and Dr. Doom.
>>216528551How many flops until Disney stops with their superhero slop?Will the next Avengers movie where they've dragged back RDJ and the Russo brothers be able to turn the tide?
>>216528233The War Between The Land And Sea beat it on BBC iPlayer with a UK only audience.
>>216528620They've got kike propaganda money so they can take the losses. It's all about destroying heros so the youth have no one inspiring to look up too. After they kill off SW and Marvel they'll target anime studios. No one will give a fuck about the new Avengers movies. It's common knowledge you have to watch all the movies before going into an avengers ones and most people have skipped over this generations.
>>216528233Who the fuck even cares about this shitty IP anyways? These stupid corps keep forcing a shit comic when there are so many much better ones.
>>216528233Releasing so close to Superman was fucking retarded
>>216529162You'd think so but back in the days a movie about a C tier superhero like captain america totally broke the legs of a fucking batman vs superman movie and ended up outgrossing itIt's too bad that marvel lost all goodwill and hype since then
>>216528233Should I still buy the Ultimate Fantastic 4 books just so I can see how Reed Richard's becomes that supervillain guy?
>>216528233You can't beat this cast that's why Disney's version flopped
>>216528620How are those flops if they made 2+ times their budget?
Looked boring even by Marvel standards
>>216528275>Horrible castThis
>>216528233This and Watchmen share that the opening montage is actually more interesting than the film that follows. If more of the film had been like the Escape from Galactus stuff, it might have done ok, but the movie totally loses energy after that, and the villains are never engaging to watch.Batman movies teach you that the heroes can be a bore if you have a compelling villain.
>>216528620>How many flops until Disney stops with their superhero slop?Paramount and Netflix are both biding 10's of billions to acquire more capeslop IPs (unless you delusionally think they want Bugs Bunny).So likely never.
>>216529377Iirc you have to first get through that whole magneto causing the apocalypse thing and I wouldn't say it's worth it, but they are alright with some bits of cool comic book stuff and neat ideas. You won't be missing on much, but you won't regret the purchase either
>still the best F4 moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgeFPKECZKEFucking HOW
Jessica Alba is way hotter, I don't care for girlboss movies, and Reed isn't a mexican.
>>216528378I don’t think anyone had a problem with the setting. The 60s retrofuturism was the one thing people complimented as a new look in the samey MCU style.
>>216528620>>216528551You people desperately need to understand the difference between a flop and something underperforming expectations.
>>216528420Disney was making a fortune licensing thier movies to netflix now Disney has its own streaming with low profit. Bravo Bob Iger
>>216529323BVS killed it’s own legs by being fucking shitAnd Civil War was released 2 months later and was almost an Avengers film
>>216528233Nice to see this.An old and bloated mr fantastic and wine aunt Sue storm was all I needed to know to avoid this shit like the plague. Capeslop has always been low tier cinema, casting is completely key to its success which is why the old corny ones and 2010 era ones will always be supreme.
>>216528275It flopped both at the box office and on streaming.
Alba is still undefeated.
>>216528408Should have cast Emilia Clarke as Sue, fatten her up a bit (in a good way)
>>216530070This looks absolutely terrible. Who directed and wrote this shit?
>>216528288Cast a bogged actress as Sue.Cast a flaming faggot as Reed.Alba and Gruffudd look better than them while being older.
is it worth watching for galactus? i love ralph ineson
>>216529162Deadpool 3 got twice as much as Superman a year ago.
>>216530119I bet Pedro pascal suck dicks like a champion.
>>216529830Hi Peyton, your movie ideas suck and you couldn't direct that shit, Loser.
>>216528233The movie is extremely boring and the actors playing them are even more boring than the concepts, it's no wonder. It's a fucking comic book from the fucking 60's who would've thought it was a boring dated concept that nobody was interested in watching....WHOA and yet the boomers that control Hollywood thought that it was the coolest thing ever lol just more proof that the crusty old faggot boomers simply will NOT keel over and die and insist on forcing their childhood shit.
>>216529421Pretty much.And it was litterally the blueprint that IM and Norton Hulk followed when making their filmsAnd to be honestThose three should all have been in the same universe. >>216528723This.They've already gone after gundam and they released that dyke witch series that litterally bombed the IP into the ground.
>>216530324F4 jumped the gun in the sequel when they introduced Galactus. They should've made the story about Doom doing his tech stuff and causing chaos like the Joker in The Dark Knight.
>>216529421They're bringing back Fox-Men to the new Avengers, why not bring back the OG FF?
>>216528233>pedro tanks another movieLook up his movies. Almost all where he has a starring or main role are flops. Why the hell is he so pushed?
>>216528233Capeshit fatigue
>>216530585They already killed off Johnny storm ala Professor X.
>>216530324>dyke witch series that litterally bombed the IP into the groundWitch from mercury was alright and fairly successful and did absolutely nothing that hindered the success of the following gquuujx series, which was way better but needed more episodesAlso yuri has been present in anime and gay stuff was present in gundam since before you were a sperm
>>216529162They thought they could kill the DCU on its craddle and instead they almost bankrupted themselves and Gunn just had his contract extended. IRONIC
>>216528233i liked it, i thought it was better than most capeshit i watched it like 3 times already, female Silver Surfer is cool, Galactus is cool, and it's just the best Fantastic 4 movie so far ever made, now hopefully they'll stick with it and stop fucking rebooting it
>the movie flopped because pedro, girlboss, bad cast, blah blahThe answer is simple, it flopped because it was fucking BOOOOORING
>>216530128Thor Love and Thunder was only a four minute long movie: that scene where Christian Bale gets the sword. This was a 0 minute movie because not a single second of it was remotely interesting.
>>216530128His introduction was kinda cool but that's about it. Thunderbolts was a better movie in every aspect.
>>216528233Women gotta stop being so misogynistic and support these girlboss movies.
>>216528315trve everyone is tired of this performative virtue signaling pick me faggot
>>216530815Taking the male heroes journey and gender swapping the hero will not get the female audience. Women have their own power fantasies. They love stuff like Wicked and KPDH.
>>216530785>His introduction was kinda cool His first spoken line was utter shit - "I was once little like you."
>>216530707>they almost bankrupted themselvesDelusional
>>216530395F4 should have dropped us into a FF4 montage and had the OG Doom looming in the background doing random stuff. Maybe red ghost who and his ape men and the Mole man would show up. And show that he knows about the incursions that will pop off doomsday and is attempting to protect their universe from it but his hatered of the reed richards won't let him get help>>216530685Witch fucking BOMBED and I heard from the autistic gundam fans who went to the conventions that you couldn't give the gunpla models away. It was fucking bad. And guguaslkdga;skdga'gkdj what the fuck ever was not on anyones must see list because we all saw the faggotry loomingAnd yeah they had fags and dykes in the series. But they were unimportant side characters that we could pretend weren't there. Not the lead and main relationship.
>>216530987>And show that he knows about the incursions that will pop off doomsday and is attempting to protect their universe from it but his hatered of the reed richards won't let him get helpBut that would have been fun and exciting. why have that when you can focus on a 40 year old hag pregnancy?
>>216530587Cause pedro can act.
>>216528327On 4k you could at least tell it was a real set on a bigger screen
>>216529852You need to learn to do math. Budget does not include marketing.
>>216529852Spending over 200 millions dollar for capeshit and barely taking in over half a billion is not a good.
>>216531878*is not a good look.
>>216528233Did it just go on there? It was on physical media months ago
>>216531069Desperate attempt by the hags behind the scenes to ensure the hags that were brainwashed by disney and the like that they didn't waste their lives whoring around and working themselves into the ground and can still get married and have that magic oops baby like a young 20 something.Which is fucking wierd because litterally every piece of media they created in the last 10 years pushes anti-family, anti-heterosexuality, and being a travelling skank onto young women.
>>216528620NoIf they could convince RDJ to make the movie for shits and giggles yesIf they have to have RDJ at all costs then noRDJ earned 75 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS for endgameYou just balloned your shitty movie for the standard 300M to 400M just for 1 cast aloneIt's going to be so funny if it fails tho
>>216528233Can't even fathom watching superhero shit in the 2020s. I didn't watch it in the 2010s either for the most part, only a couple of examples, but continuing to watch it is fucking crazy
>>216530070>human torches hair doesn't even spike up when he's on fireHis fucking wig was absolutely ridiculous
>>216530070absolute dogshit parody of the Rise Of The Silver Surfer movie.
>>216532054>They could have gone with Julian McMahon but he is kill
>>216532117>Julian McMahonDon't google his lasts pics anonIt was even more destroyed than RDJ, cancer it's a bitch
>>216532205Fucking vaccines
>>216530070The whole film was full of it.
>>216528275>>Bad pr trying to ragebait with politics and whatnot.I was actually kinda excited to see it in theaters until the Susan actress got interviewed and said that the movie is feminist and challenges gender roles. My interest totally dried up in an instant.
this is what happens when you hire an america hating communist to lead your movie
>>216529852your mother would certainly know lol
It's not really that good of a movie lol
>>216529852Anything that loses money is a flop.
>>216532261One part make it look as close to "spy kids" as possible to make cg look less advanced and more cartoony so that people are unaware of when CG is used IRL to fake evensOne part you can litterally do CG better then this on a 500 pc so it's fucking money launderingNot as bad as rings of power. Holy shit it looks worse then a 90's made for tv syndicated fantasy show.
>>216528233For me it was okay movie but I understand why it would bomb>Capeshit Fatigue>Cast doesn't look like nor the original movie nor the comics>Enemy is galactus Again like the old movie even if it's better than the last counterpart it's not much to say if the plot is boring>The fantastic 4 they aren't fantastic I mean the action scene were pretty boring except the Space Chase but for me the Space Birth was ruining it but at the same time I felt it was okay.I liked the movie I found it a 6/10 Marvel tried this time but it didn't gave it all, like I just did the minimum asked.But the 6/10 I gave it just because the other stuff was so shit that this was a breath of fresh air in comparison, well a breath of fresh air coming from the mouth of a homeless man.
>>216530097>Emilia ClarkeShe is ok, to me they should have gone with Elle Fanning as Sue, Austin Butler as Reed and Elordi as the Human Torch, it wasn't that hard, if the next Avengers underperform they'll reboot the ip.
>>216530070why does all cape trash have a baby being tossed around, some kind of satanism?
>>216532607>some kind of satanism?Babies are an effective and cheap tool for "upping the stakes" in storytelling because most people aren't anti-natalists.
>>216528233Only brownoid watches or read DC and Marvel slop
>>216532687You will never be White.
>>216530070lmao did they forget to add the CGI fire to his arm when he's looking at his watch?
>>216528275It's more that casuals just don't care about the Fantastic Four.
>>216530070AI would animate this better, abysmal CGI work.
>>216532717Who the fuck even reads the Fantastic 4 comics?
>>216532926nobody reads western comics
>>216532926I have read some issues of Ultimate Fantastic 4 a few years ago.
>>216532717>It's more that casuals just don't care about the Fantastic Four.It's more that the premise of the moving is boring and the cast is old and ugly
>>216532717Still it made 500m. more than the other marvelslop this year
>>216528327It was an aesthetic movie. Probably better on mute
>>216532687Bona fide thirdies have been watching and reading anime/mange for more than two decades. You're right about Americans reading comics tho.
its weird that the fantastic four has yet to be a major success. it's like the characters and story is cursed
>>216534015they honestly aren't very good characters desu
This movie was cooked the moment it was incepted.Disney is nothing but by-committee, which is the anti-thesis of good art.Like everyone said>shit script, boring and bland and woke>old, bogged and gay cast>predictable bullshitWhy even fuckin make it? It's just like Disney Wars on repeat. We've seen the same train crash before.
