Traitors of humanity edition.Previous: >>216522873
>>216529021Mom's making lasagne for episode 7 edition
>mfw episode 7 credits roll and nothing happened again
Not gonna lie, I really liked when the incel looking plurb told Carol her dead wife thought her serious book was mid, dumb bitch was so high off her own farts, talking shit about her fans as if she was above them, turns out, all she's good at is unironically writing barely disguised fetish shit
>>216529021faggots will watch this scene and say this show is not anti AI anti futurism propaganda
>>216529021>Carol discussing racemixing
>>216529021>Carol discussing heterosexual men
https://youtu.be/JPNhyzfx5oMMy ears when I get plurbed.
>>216529021>Carol discussing people who pay for AppleTV
Pluribussy
>>216529138This is actually really good, thanks for this
How can less than 1 billion white people coexist with pajeets and chinks and niggers within 1 shared mind and not go insane
Induvidualussy
>>216529158They can't. That's the horror of the situation. Even if Carol somehow unplurbs the white race in a thrilling finale, they'll never be the same.
Congratulations to Rhea Seehorn for being nominated for "Actor in a television series" because she certainly is one.
>>216529174>Female ActorEWWWWWW
>>216529172What is even more unrealistic is how, despite plurbs being consensus based and non-whites making up 90% of the hivemind, they still behave like white people somehow.
>>216529174>>216529185We used to call them actresses.
>>216529228>despite plurbs being consensus basedYes, the world consensus is agriculture is bad because it hurts wheat
>>216529228Selective pickings. It makes sense to get rid of cognitions and personalities that do not do well in society. If Carol unplurbs others they will no longer be mentally non-white, the plurbening has cured them
>>216529174She's easily one of the actors of all time.
I think the theme song should have been the X-Files theme, it's a sci-fi show as well and would have been a subtle nod to Gilligan's previous work
>>216529259In that case, this whole thing might turn out good for everyoneCarol saves humanity by making everyone spiritually white.
>>216529021Is it possible this show presence of fetish themes as MILF/mature and motherly older women figure for Sex??
>>216529158they are separated from the rest. like the internet used to be. back when it was useable.
>>216529337You're most likely going to be treated with heavy-duty benzodiazepines and tranquilizer medications, anti psychotics for your hallucinations and agitation.
>>216529021>YOU'RE PLURBING ME!!!
>>216529096I dont understand how people watching this show can like Carol when we have so much backstory on her being an insufferable asshole even before the plurbening, i mean she barelly changed at all
COMING THIS FRIDAY: Prepare yourselves for...4 minutes of screen time that advance the story and 56 minutes of useless filler content jammed full of product placements and cameos for washed up actors who played in previous Vinceverse titles.
>>216529375shes white and most ppl are brown. ergo, they like her.
>>216529375I like her because she's unpleasant
>>216529228Vince is under the misapprehension that the best arguments will always rise to the top.
>>216529375I don't get how she's some insufferable asshole, she's just some writer who found her niche writing pirate porn. Just an ordinary bloke.Anyone normal in her position would be upset if everyone you knew suddenly became part of a hive mind.
>>216529228ah yes, a Twitter post and image, truly an authentic source.
I think deep down what carol hates is the plurbs seeming content all the time and she is a narcissistic bitch, she hated the humanity she is now pretending to want to save. She even hated the fans of her book even tho it was her book and she knows it made them happy
>>216529228>What is even more unrealistic is how, despite plurbs being consensus based and non-whites making up 90% of the hivemind, they still behave like white people somehow.That makes sense though. The thing dragging down a lot of these non-white countries is their whole tribalistic outlook of “me first, fuck everyone else” which means they litter everywhere, are constantly trying to scam everyone else, etc. A lot of them also seem to have very little awareness, of themselves and others, which is why they’ll blast music loudly on a public bus or have no sense of shame at all.If they were suddenly joined with the rest of humanity and forcibly made to connect with others, they’d probably overcome that.
>>216529441She's insufferable because she won't sleep with me
>>216529375She’s just slightly misanthropic and judgemental (in the sense she feels herself above the common enjoyer of her bookslop), that’s pretty much the classic 4channeler archetype.
>>216529494That accounts for every woman on the planet.
>>216529509Exactly so her "motivation" for going against the plurb comes off as completely incensere
>>216529494She might. Are you a corsair?
>>216529550Alright smart guy, when you're the last human alive trying to save the galaxy from a monstrous meme-plague you can do it your way
>>216529146>>216529166BASED
I'm betting all my pluridollars that nothing will happen again next episode
>>216529329The Plurbening made everyone spiritually white, Carol will now save them by freeing them and granting them individual freedom again. A new religion will be formed around our savior, all hail Carolism.
When are the third worlders going to upload EP7?
>>216529587The virgin mother of all humanity, unsullied by the hands of man
You cant unmake soup, how is she expecting to actually save people?Its not like individual humans now can communicate to each other, they have all melded into a collective mind.
>>216529654>You cant unmake soupThat's plurbish defeatismThe power of the human spirit can do anythingThat's what aliens will never understand.
>>216529654>You cant unmake soup,You clearly aren't a chief.
So was Helen plurbed in that brief moment of wakefulness before dying? I only just started watching. I don't mind spoilers really, I don't watch shows for the twists and surprises.
Anyone heard the rumours?
A show about nothing, created just because Vince wanted to make a show about his crush, and the Apple truckload of money, of course. Bravo Vince.
>>216529705apparently, it is never fully explained why some people like her died during the plurbening
>>216529725It's probably an old idea from the X-Files days>Mulder and Scully are dispatched to a town near an air force base which has gone into lockdown >They find the entire town transformed into a hive mind, except one panicked survivor, a writer of schlocky horror novels in town for a book signing
Nothing ever happens the show
>>216529375I like her because they show her on screen the most.
>>216529375She is a bitter asshole, just like me
>>216529375I like her because she has a nice yellow jacket.
Ok nerds, I'm tempted to watch now. Is there any good pluribussy?
>>216529860You see some tits and a few asses (all female), but I don't recall seeing a full pluribussy.No penises so far.
>>216529749BECAUSE SHE HIT HER FUCKING HEAD YOU RETARD
She didnt die because of a fucking drop bro, wtf are you on about
>hurry durr nothing happensDear zoom-zooms did you ever watch BCS/BB??I'm all in for 10 seasons of exploring the pluriworld with monsters of the week ala X-files
>>216529375>AWO GAH I CAN ONLY LIKE CHARACTERS WHO ARE MORALLY GOOD MY LITTLE PONY IS ACTUALLY A VERY ADULT SERIES go back to watching cartoons and leave this board faggot
>>216529909She hit it pretty hard on concrete And in the kitchen when Carol was running around looking for help there was a fatass boomer with a busted head from a fall
>>216529916Why would there ever be monsters of the week
>>216529749A lot of them got into accidents while driving/flying/etc In general it looked pretty stressful for the body. Like a stroke. It wouldn't be weird if it killed some old, sick and frail people.
>>216529909Her head leterelly cracked open and she was bleeding This is what happens when you watch on second screens
>>216529954There was no blood anywhere on or around her
>>216529948It's an expression. I mean just explore the universe without the need of solving the main plot immediately.This is exactly how they ruined severance btw.
if carol was a man you will be cheering for himjust admit you hate women,homos
>>216529909They make it quite obvious. Did you need a doctor stating cause of death?
>>216529976>This is exactly how they ruined severance btw.Yeah you can say that again.All that needed was >Enjoyable office shenanigans and adventures for the innies>Outies going about their lives and gradually meeting each other and interacting in a completely different way than inside It could have been a really good character showWe got nothing of the sort
How is the para gay fuelling his shit car until the Darien gap? Most petrol pumps are prepaid now
>>216530019I dont know about that what ruined it for me were the elderly faggots, just made my skin crawl
>>216530019Severance had the best show premise of the last 20 years. The art and design is also top tier. Stiller struck gold but had no idea what to do with it. Shame
>>216530034I actually skipped all their parts, they were horrible
>>216530022In South America? Too much theft?
>>216529375It would work if the actress was cute. Imagine the same obnoxious character but played by your waifu.
>>216530067If anything, prepaid pumps are better to avoid theft
>>216530071Britt Lower would have been great in this role
>>216530073No, I mean did they make them prepaid because people pump gas and then run without paying.
>>216530090Exactly so para gay is fucked. He won't even leave Asuncion >Inb4 the plurbs send a tanker behind him at all stages
What will paraguy encounter on his journey? Seriously that trip could be its own roadmovie with a life-changing story or its own TV show. If he just arrives in ABQ at the end of the season and is still the same guy that would be the lame.
>>216530123They are just going to breadcrumb jerry cans for him
>>216530124It should be like Wages of Fear where he has to navigate treacherous obstacles through grit and ingenuity
Guises this is the only joke I know about Paraguayans. Plz no bully>Un senhor toca a la puerta>Buenos Dias senhora, mi nombre es Jose Luis Chilavert, onions futbolista paraguayo y vengo aqui para culearme a su hija>PARA QUE?!>ParaguayoThat's my minute tones, should we start with the interview?
>>216530123Yeah they will just conveniently leave the stuff he needs once he rejects their offers for plane rides and ferries.
>>216530173Lol, would be cool if they set up signs that read Carol: This way.
Carol would make a lot more sense if she were a 14 year old girl.
>>216530188
They missed an opportunity not using Trump. Of course they would never do it but it would have been hilarious to have an un-oranged and un-combed Trump smiling goofily and offering her assistance and being super nice and shitHeck, he would have done the cameo himself if asked
>>216530241Kinda romantic actually. I hope they fuck
>>216529441I wouldnt, the world o jectively became a better place.
>>216530246Trump cannot be plurbed. The plurb would be Trumped.
>>216530241>>216530258If they are so adamant about saving mankind they should focus on breeding the second they meet in ABQ
>>216529382Don't forget:>5 minute human rube goldberg machine sequence that has the same energy as a 00's flash mob youtube video (wow look at all of these random people being so synchronized isnt that crazy???)
>>216530284But I like watching the plurbs plurb all over the place.
>>216530278Carol is too old already. They have to reclaim her frozen eggs.
>>216530307i do too anon dont worry i was just making a silly observation
>>216529382Once the season is over it might be worth editing it down
Would the show be better if the plurbing affected animals as well?
>>216530432That was a big plot hole. The virus clearly controlled the rat
>>216530432It does but they just keep doing animal things
>>216530442It could have been just an accident tho, there is nothing shown so far that indicates they can control animals
>>216530432I'm like 52% sure it does.
>>216530462The rat was playing dead with the intention of biting her the second she took her protective glove off
>>216530474That violates the NAP
*plurbs behind you*sumimasen, karoru-sama...
>>216530474What became of that rat anyway?
How are they going to maintain the existing infrastructure or build a giant transmitter if they can't hurt plants?They'd have to extract resources and transport them while adhering to the directive. Forget about running out of food in a decade, society is going to regress much faster if they can't kill an insect or pull out a weed intentionally.
I genuinely think I could cure Carol of lesbianism
>>216530518For what purpose though?
>>216530507He rules over the Plurb from the shadows
>>216530546Repopulation
>>216530486I'd allege that the NAP is mostly bullshit>>216530507>>216530553He crawled into a dark corner and began spewing out biomatter over himself until he increased in size by 5000x, giving him the grey matter required to operate and control the hive mind. It's currently located in the freezer storage of a Sprouts in Albuquerque.
I don't believe that. The rat was just sleeping, got startled and bit. It wasn't being controlled. We would never do that.
I wish we got a scene with Carol and Helen that was similar to the Crust scene in The Last of Us
>>216530674We can still hope for Carol/Zosia>Carol is lying on the bed>Zosia puts on heavy duty plastic gloves>plugs in chekhov's vibrator gun>wrrrm wrrrm>"I guess it's Plurbing time!"
>>216530486>violates the NAPThe rat was imprisoned against its will. It was well within its right to nuke the continent.
Im out of the loop is the new episode dropping today
>>216529382At least ten minutes will involve Howard's phone recording
>>216530929They probably made it longer
>>216530577so you're saying he's some kind of giant rat that makes all the rules?
>>216529021>>216529046>>216529174>>216529587i love my hotwife
>>216529453That's what frustrates me about her, is how everything with her is a flip-flop. You sell enough books to have money for a very nice suburban home that overlooks the city and a trip to an ice hotel at the North Pole, you have a loving partner willing to put up with every bit of your whiny bullshit, your fans adore you, but wAaAh HeTeRoNoRmAtIvE sOcIeTy I cAn'T mAkE rAbAn A wOmAn so you despise all your fans like it's their fucking fault. Then after a lifetime of having the personality of "fuck the world I hate everyone and they suck", suddenly you care so much about putting the world back to where it was, all because tHe PlUrBs AcT lIkE thE gAy CoUnSeLoRs FrOm WhEn I wAs SiXtEeN. Also it's funny how Carol's defenders always type exactly like she would if she were lurking these threads, they're all miserable ingrates like her
>>216530508>infrastructure>resource extraction>logisticsToo high iq for this thread. Post pluribussy feet pics.
>>216530968>extremely social>easily stressed>only eats food that falls to the ground>obsessed with dairy productswake up sheeple, of course the plurb is a rat
>>216531095BRAVO VINCE
>>216531135Meant for >>216531105I was clapping so hard for the pottery that I misclicked
>>216530508it was just a lie to justify the drinking bodies which itself is a lie to get the immuners to not sneak a sip of their special drink.they literally killed millions with the easily predictable accidents that would be caused by mass non-consensual plurbing of the population and hand out grenades. the "do no harm" claim is predebunked.
>>216530508I doubt the hivemind is really that competent after all. The logic of what they're doing makes sense when you consider a lazy-ass alien civilization that does nothing more than send out a fucking beam to do all the work for them
>>216529021Humans are not a race, humans are a species.
>>216529021>Traitors of humanity edition.This means that there are traitors in other intelligent species who betray them for the benefit of the human species, and we as humans approve and welcome this.
Is Pluribus going to pull a Severance by only giving us 9 episodes instead of 10 for the first season?
how many more hours til the episode
>>216530124When he gets to the Darien gap he's either gonna take a boat along the shoreline or we'll get six episodes of "Bagman-but-in-the-jungle"
>>21653134512
>>216531341that cat puzzle is AI generated
>>216531341are you so fucking retarded you can't even look up the episode count on imdb?
>>216529021Sad how that poignant moment has been ruined by the "ooh i'm plurbing" meme
>>216531462they all are at my local store, there aren't any non ai ones sold anymore
>>216531503what a sad reality we live in
>>216529631>virginkek you wish, christian gay conversion camps are rape city
>>216529021Finally got time to catch up on the current ep.>Koumba uses the hivemind to live out his James Bond fantasies and insists everyone stay in character, even the villain he set up just to NTRFucking based.
>>216529021>>216529046>>216529064When *exactly* does the next episode go live? What time in UTC or US Eastern?
They see me rollin'They hatin'Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' plurbyTryna catch me ridin' plurbyTryna catch me ridin' plurbyTryna catch me ridin' plurbyTryna catch me ridin' plurby
>>216529046Ostrich Narwhal is cute
>>216531757that's really great anon. thanks for sharing
>>216531082She seems Scott Adams rich
grenad xd
Holy shit after 6 episodes I just realized Carol is gay
>>216530022Wow i remember watching a vid of some vback public works workers moving a flood over a curb into a drainage ditch bucket by bucket when all tyey would have needed is a garden hose and knowlege of what a siphon is
>>216529587She should teach them to racist breaking them into ethnonationalist plurbs. Then teach them tribalism ans sow all forms of division until everyone regains their individuality
>>216530022Maybe along his journey to find Author McCuntface his character develops an attitude more like hers, where he still has a seething hatred for them but he's no longer completely avoiding them and has lightened up just enough to let them give him what he wants or needs at any given time. I imagine they'll come and save the day when his car inevitably fucks up
when the fuck can I expect this episode in yurop time
>>216531895She's got the best reaction faces
>>2165320113am in schnitzel time
she shoulda been in the plurb...
>>216529021>Vince made an entire mystery box slop show just to fuck his Better Call Saul OC pleasedon'tsteal waifuBravo
>>216530022The plurbs will probably keep some gas stations open on his route to help hi m
What's the Plurbs endgame?
>>216532139Dying out so one of the rare habitable worlds in the galaxy is cleansed of life that might exploit all of its resources before the aliens arrive to take it for themselves.
>>216532139Simultaneous orgasm of all people on earth
>>216532059I get the feeling all of Diabetus' harem might be hand selected by Vince as well
>>216532139Satellite dish the size of Africa, obviously.
>>216530022The plurbs are going to follow and help him along his journey
>>216532139They really seem intend on eating the corpse of Carol's girlfriend
>>216532193I hope these three will be the main characters
>>216532193Is that Paraguy's jungle tracking outfit? Is he gonna do the Gap the hard way?
Has the series ended yet and does rhea stick her tongue out?
group arabs, latinxs, and jeets togetherare they worse than the plurbs?
>>216532186Reddit theory
What happens if you plurb too hard
>>216531495I'm the inventor of "OOOOOOHHH I'M PLURBING" and I feel proud
>>216529174>Congratulations to Rhea Seehorn for being nominated for "Actor in a television series" because she certainly is one.She looks way better when her mouth is closed. Her smile and teeth are not good.
>>216531341>Is Pluribus going to pull a Severance by only giving us 9 episodes instead of 10 for the first season?You can't see the episode lineup on Wikipedia? There's 9 episodes, dummy. You're not predicting anything.
>>216529654>You cant unmake soupyou can in a chemistry lab
>>216532015>She's got the best reaction facesToo bad she has no ass.
>why doe she have to be so "fuckable">no ass>no titspoor casting
>>216531895>>216532015when is the AI waifu coming back vince you faggot!
The ep will just be Manousos driving through Darien gap while it occasionally cuts to a constipated Carol straining on the toiletSaved you an hour
Is this thing Sopranos good?
>>216532576Better
>>216532518It's about the face and thin body. You wouldn't get it.
>>216532623>It's about the face and thin body. You wouldn't get it.You can have both those things plus tits and ass.
>>216532641I don't think I can have that
>>216532576he said "hebrew homeboy" lol
has the new ep dropped yet?
>>216532176>Dying out so one of the rare habitable worlds in the galaxy is cleansed of lifeIs it possible that wasn't by design? Maybe the aliens who sent the signal used something like photosynthesis or absorption of inanimate matter to sustain themselves. They're expecting to show up to a planet of peaceful plant people or thermal-vent-suckers and instead find a the corpses of millions of (to their view) cannibals.
>>216532812no, not until tomorrow
>>216532812https://simkl.com/tv/2193343/pluribus/countdown/
>>216532176so it's a less hostile version of the screwfly solution?
>>216529021Massgrave, bro. Look it up.
>>216532641tits and ass is bait
>>216529104>lecturing the audience about something they already hate and are helpless to stop, while generating revenue for a company that is complicit in the very thing you are critiquingBravo.
>>216529375I'm neutral on her but what did she do that is so bad? Mock some dumb enjoyers of her slop?
>>216532689It was woke, Pluribus?
>>216532927IN THIS HOUSE, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS A HERO
>>216532844I thought it drops at 9PM the night before
>>216529228We're never once told or have it indicated they're consensus based. For all we know the virus is calling the shots
>>216532951are you a worst coaster or are you using real human time (EST)?
>>216530844>no answer If you people got plurbd I wouldnt try to save you.
OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE
>>216533139this but unironically
THEY'RE MUTATING
>>216532518Non-white hands wrote this post
>>216532518It's the personality and always smiling that makes her attractive desu
The "inability to pick fruit" thing is a bridge too far. I'm sorry, that's so stupid. What is the point of being a hivemind if they can't even do anything? Didn't I say that the plurb would have some arbitrary weakness or rule? It makes the premise completely uninteresting. It'd be like... Imagine if Walter White had all the chemistry expertise in the world, but his cancer made him unable to... do chemistry
>can have any car he wants>gets the same stereotypical sports car 7 timesDo chuds really?
>>2165330949PM ET>>216533139i know right omg
>>216533170Can't they necessarily be stupid and wrong if they're a hivemind? Like maybe all of their "rules" are just what the hive came up with but the hive can be wrong
>>216533171https://youtu.be/djE-BLrdDDc?si=mMOrNKuKSSLh76QB
>>216533170It seems like the point of the virus is to neuter/kill humanity. I guess Carol will have to try and keep them alive long enough to find a cure?
TONIGHT
TODAY'S THE DAY
>>216533222OR TOMORROW (DEPENDING ON YOUR TIME ZONE)
>>216533194Maybe, but the hivemind is supposed to smart or at least an amalgam of humanity, and most of humanity would have no problem with picking fruits or killing animals.They're going to stretch this shit out over 4 seasons. "The plurb can't pick fruit, figure out how to feed them!" "The plurb can't extract fossil fuels, figure out how to produce renewable energy!" "The plurb can't kill bacteria in water, figure out how to filter out bacteria from water without killing them!"
>>216531082Carol is humanity's immune system. It doesn't matter what motivation she tells herself, her role is to expel the invader. Just as the plurbs are motivated by their biological imperative so is she
>>216533230>>216533232i wonder what will happen :o
>>216533251I can't fathom what they could possibly do with this premise for 4 fucking seasons.
>>216533317Probably not much! :V
>>216533331but what if a bunch of stuff happens :D
>>216533251>>216533324Vince said he wants to do at least 7 seasons, possibly more.
>>216533349YOU VILL WATCH ZE ZEVEN SEASONS OF TERRIBLE SLOP AND YOU WILL BE ZE HAPPY
>>216532193I like his machete sheath
who here /ready for the mutant plurbs and carol getting attacked by a shark/ plots?
>>216533374If I didn't enjoy it, I would just stop watching it. What kind of person continues watching a thing they don't enjoy, just so they can complain about it?
>>216533349But nothing even happens
>>216533378Can't wait to see Uruguy wrestle a leopard and fight against crocodiles
wtf did they mean by this
>>216533415things are happening like never before, it's unbelievable
>>216529104>anti AI anti futurism propagandaTHANK YOU SAAAR
>>216533465Her nipples
>>216529185right? like, where's the juicy penis and balls??
>>216533465Her hairy nipples
>>216533465The eggs are fertilized. I repeat: the eggs are fertilized!
>>216533317Comfy driving kino.Carol finally gets over herself and the episode ends either with her putting out the google earth cry for help, or zosia standing in the doorway
>>216533465Egg chads vindicated
>>216529375why do you have to "like" a character to be entertained by them? are you unable to watch a show unless you pretend the characters are your friends? are you a child?
>>216529375She's literally me
>>216533412>What kind of person continues watching a thing they don't enjoy, just so they can complain about it?That's what this board is based on nigga
>>216533537>>216533556
>>216533543>Carol finally gets over herselfis this even possible?
>>216533317>i wonder what will happen :o
>>216533627but anon, this season IS crazy!
>>216530270you're such a weird servile little faggot lmao
>>216533654>>216533627Hey, maybe we will investigate the trash cans again.
>>216530518being exposed to a 4chan neckbeard would turn a dyke into a megalesbo kek
>>216533722carol is canonically bisexual
I'm a FROM enjoyer. And I could stand the slow pace of that show. I never complained about it at all.But Pluribus is really pushing it. I'm actually surprised by the lack of complaints comparatively to how slow the show is. I have no problem watching Mad Men or Better Call Saul because there is actual momentum in the story.What the fuck is happening here? Fuck all.
>>216533722there are no lesbians, just women who haven't slept with me yet ;)
>>216533749The cinematography and Carol's drunken clumsiness make up for most of the slow pace.
>>216533139wtf I hate this show now!
>>216533749People are starved for sci-fi so they grab onto whatever they can
>>216533601>That's what this board is based on niggano, that's just what subhuman losers like you insist on turning it into
>>216533749The fact that Carol still hasn't asked the hive if they could shorten the Howard Hamlin voice message is what's pushing it for me
>>216533885it's funny because carol has always hated howard
>>216533885It's a matter of spite
>>216533867Shut the fuck up and go back to r*ddit
>>216529146shoo
I'm starting to like this show for some odd reason, hated it until yesterday.
>>216533749Rhea is cute and has a hot voice.
>inb4 the mexican guy will be the ""villain"" and will just acquire all the guns in the world and exterminate the others with an atomic bomb
>>216534369I'm not "from" there you retarded faggotkill yourself
>>216534529she has an ugly masculine voice
manousos kino incoming
>>216534748Look at this brown redditor retard hahahaha
>>216534790kill yourself
>>216529021I was looking at those luluemon doll leaks on that manhua site for all those 'pluribus-denizens' they have planned.Pretty weird, makes sense though with all the seasons and spin offs they have planned.You have all those people that were working on the walking dead that are working on this now.Ties in with the whole mutation rumor going around, the different story lines and opens up different alien characters.Will be a long term plan and its just getting started, of course they are going to do merchandizing.
>>216534837Calm down Ranjeesh
I just like the idea that this is just the endgame for a virus. Once you infect an entire planet you transmit your dna to another planet via satellite, such is the meaning of life. To prosper and spread.
Plurb yourself
>>216533612I mean it's gonna take the whole episode of her sulking, and she'll half ass it but yes. Enough so to bring zosia back at least
>>216535025kill yourself
>>216531895>Smile Mode Activated
>>216535348zosia isn't coming back this episode though
>>216533708
>>216535440True, prolly next
Howard being the voicemail voice is nice
>>216535650I bet he gets royalties every time it gets played
>>216534781We getting any good south american Drive™ kino out of this?
I would've let Carol stay for a few days at least. Surely Coomba could go a few days without having sex with the plurbs. Also it would be nice having a real conversation
>>216533885For me it's the fact that no one has asked the plurbs what they're doing when they're not babysitting the nonplurbs.
>>216535756>man who is perfectly content using everyone else as fuck puppets>wanting to hang out with a disgruntled lesbian who doesn't like to cooperateare you stupid
I'm making a Zosia edit (tiktok style) for my sister.
>>216532139Whatever it is I'm certain it won't be narratively satisfying
>>216535756That dude is a prime coomer. He doesn't care about anything but cooming.
>>216535963no you're not
>>216536026I'll post a link when I'm done
>>216536195you wont
iirc new episodes drop friday 9 pm eastern
>>216533654>avocado in a sandwich americlaps are crazy desu
they're cooking up a FIRE mutant storyline
Why is it so damn slow? Is Vince's brain fried from doing crime drama plots for years?
Does anyone know why it says it releases Dec 12 but it actually comes out Dec 11
>>216536587It's december 12 somewhere
Do you think this plurbing can last forever?
>>216536587>but it actually comes out Dec 11what the hell are you talking about anon
>>216536661You're brown.
>>216536587Timezones
>>216536702You're projecting, Sunil.
>>216536715Why is the timezone for like Europe and not EST
>>216536737It comes out the 12th, Friday (American time zone)
>>216536779>>216536779>>216536779>>216536779
I wanna plurb
>>216530169>onions futbolist
>>216535940>disgruntled lesbian who doesn't like to cooperateReminds me of Yrliet the Space Elf from Rogue Trader 40k
this is the most boomer show imaginable>dude invasion of the body snatchers lmao>dude fear and loathing in las vegas lmao>dude onions green lmao
I am not a plurb! I am not a plurb. I know she fucked those plurbs! I knew it was Zosia. One after another. As if they could ever write something like that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't watch it. She – she covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the casino to plurb for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This plurbanery? she's done worse. That grenade! Are you telling me that a grenade just happens to explode like that? No! She orchestrated it! Carol! she drugged Zosia! And I kept watching! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own watchlist! What was I thinking? she'll never change. she'll never change! Ever episode 1, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the plrubs! But not our Carol! Couldn't be precious Carol! plurbing them blind! And she gets to be a protagonist!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped Vince when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
>>216532193>>216532287No story can be taken seriously anymore.
