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>>216529619
Not even close.

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>>216529619
He looks like he watches his wife get fucked by other men more often than he watches movies.

>>216529688
>Implying that most cinephiles aren't cucks

>>216529619
The Fader article really broke him.

>>216529707
That's why I identify as a film aficionado instead of a cinephile.

>>216529619
I hate him so fucking bros. To answer your question Ebert is the undisputable GOAT.

>>216529619
Is this guy jewish

>>216529619
> i dont know what im expected to think of a movie thus i must watch some dudes on youtube talking about it

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No, that's for the one and only man who can Stuckmannize you.

the guy was a hair off the curve in /mu/ 10 years ago

>>216529740
>Ebert is the undisputable GOAT.
That retard thought Home Alone 3 was the best of the series and preferred The Return of the Swamp Thing over Batman in 1989.

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>>216529619
What compels a grown ass man to dress like this?

>>216529941
An extreme amount of estrogen and complete immersion in jewish created niggerthugculture from birth.

i can guarantee you this dude has never drank milk or eaten an organic egg or piece of meat in his life. peak goyslop consumer

>>216529941
Divorce probably

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>>216529988
White fragility