to imply that a movie about violence is a CHRISTmas movie is degeneracy. specifically, this is a case of Western degeneracy
>christian complains about violence >celebrates the day someone got whipped beaten and crucified
>>216530800so that mel gibson flick aint christian either?
>>216530800Christkikes need to die out already
>>216530800The narrative climax of the New Testament is a literal human sacrifice. Shut up.
>>216530832that's never going to happen, blacks and hispanics breed like crazy
>>216530800You took winter solstice from pagans and called it christmas, now atheists took it from you and call it holidays. Get over it, christcuck. You had your 5 minutes. No one cares about the birth of your jew overlord anymore. Cope and seethe all you want but you know it's true.
The movie could have taken place during any other holiday and nothing would change
>>216530800A semitic larp replacing the winter solstice/yule is peak degeneracy
>>216530937why would he be visiting his family for Christmas and attending his wife's offices Christmas party on another holiday?
>>216530937This applies to literally all Christmas movies. There's nothing special about Christmas. It's literally Thanksgiving 2.0
>>216530800You’re right that it’s secretly anti-Christian. It takes Christ's crucifixion, makes him SURVIVE it and defeat the judgement of god, and places it temporally at the time of the old pagan solstice rituals (Yule and Saturnalia). So Christ is neither born nor does he die, he instead manifests in the body of an everyman, who chooses to kill instead of suffer. Very blasphemous. Anti-christcuck.
>>216531203Pretty sure you've got Christmas confused with Easter
>>216530814>>216530826I wasn't aware John Mclaine was portrayed as a villain?
>>216530937Nope
>>216530814>>216530832>>216530850>>216530846>>216530867you clowns who insist on die hard being a christmas movie are never beating the reddit atheist allegations
>>216530800die hard is a quintessential classic american kino from a world that doesn't exist anymoreit being a christmas movie is but a cherry on top
>>216532189Tipped my fedora so hard to this. And an upboat to you, kind saar!
>>216532238yikes
>>216532252Oh my Sagan, that’s a heckin yikes from merino. How can this CHUD imply Bruce Willis stepping on glass isn’t a Christmas movie? This is heckin problematic.
>>216530800Diehard was a summer blockbuster. Either a movie is released during the holiday season with a correlating message or any movie that takes place in December is a christmas movie as long as it shows one decorated pine.
In my household, The French Connection is a Christmas classic.
define 'Christmas movie'
>>216530867>now watch while I take this dick in my tranny asshole
>>216530937If it took place on another holiday it's themes would no longer so closely match the themes common to films about the holiday
>>216530800I watched it when I was a kid and I never would have conceived of the idea that it was a Christmas movie. It was clearly an action thriller. The Santa Clause is a Christmas movie.
>>216530832Shalom
>>216530800christianity has always been about violence
>>216530867>now atheists took it from you and call it holidays.No, it's jews and muslims who are taking over Christian nations and trying to undermine our traditions. You are not owed special attention to your holidays in Christian nations. You're lucky to even be here in the first place.
>>216530800The average IQ of this board has dropped so low that I can't tell if this is bait or not.
>>216533931It's obviously bait. That's all this board is now.
>>216530846>larpagans depicting a venerated Christian saint as a Chadoh no no no
Paul Verhoeven reckons his Robocop was a metaphor for the crucifixion.
>>216530800a movie about a dad going to a christmas party on christmas eve that he then has to navigate a number of obstacles so he can see his kids on christmas day is not a christmas movie?
>>216530800Find another character to LARP, even SJWs don't react to your christcuck roleplay anymore.
>>216533717crawling through air ducts and stepping on broken glass, according to redditors
>>216533717Taking place sometime around December, apparently
>>216530800what movie did a funny parody of this duct scene?
>>216530800Its not a christmas movie its an action movie that takes place during christmas. Christmas movies are its own genre and requires a lot more than just having christmas exist in the movie to fulfill it
>>216536959Sorry anon, but we don't deal in logic and facts here
>>216537542>logic and facts
>>216530800quite literally the only argument against die hard being a christmas movie is that it was released in the summer
