I mean
please i beseech you all, post ALL your seagals (im bored as hell)
He really could've just stopped making movies so long ago and would've been fine money-wise. Why is he like this?
>>216531132Bollywood looking shit.
>>216531157Fancy some operator kino?
>>216531163He's a man with a lifelong mission.
>>216531163Why not? I wish someone would pay me to pace around, wakizashi some extra hands off, and then fuck some Russian prostitute in my first-class hotel room.
>>216531201>post's country of origin is: INDIA
>>216531132whath happened?
>>216531174oh hell yeah brother
>>216531157
>I have this gun that lets me fight long range, from safety... so anyway, let me close the distance to the guy with the katana
>>216531229dey took her
>>216531132So why do the Russians like him exactly? I never understood that. Isn't he like a big deal there? Or at least given some kind of special treatment by Putin?
>>216531174based
I like how after some point in his career he just started talking like a black slave.
>>216531174>>216531941Me when I play CoD.
where's the one where he's clearly on wheels being dragged
who paid to watch his movies?
>>216532296
>>216532298His earlier movies are pretty good. some really are. the one on the boat. the one on teh train. genuinely good movies. some other from back then may be more enjoyable because they're too silly
>>216531229
>>216532125Sad to see the goat GSP cry like a bitch and pretend he would not fucking murder Seagal in ten seconds
>>216531919Russians are obsessed with shallow machismo.
>>216532385He beat Tyson
>>216532320Lol
:(
>>216532461The scene does not make any sense
>>216532608Seagal is THAT strong.
>>216532541He's literally me
Day Tooker.
>>216531132this feels like a tim and eric skit
I genuinely don't understand how a guy can be so out of touch with reality. It boggles the mind
>>216532461The fact that Seagal could get Tyson to agree to this tells you more about this man's magnitude than any of the detractors are capable of admitting.
>>216532695He's based
>>216532695I agree, I don't know how you can be so out of touch with reality.
>>216532695The man is a millionaire, beats up guys on film for fun, beats up minorities as a cop for fun, hangs out with dictators for fun. He did this by 100% believing in his own bullshit. He's a god damn American hero.
What happened?
>>216532721The world's a stage.. -Steven Seagall
>>216532461dude this is boomer fantasy porno
>>216531174His finger slipped on the trigger okay?
>>216532724Seagal legitimately understands Japanese directorial styles more than any weeb.
>>216532695its called being based as hell
>>216532461>imitating the neo/agent Smith fightFucking lol
>>216532759>right in the mail slotkinón
>>216532699Iron Mike knows how to play ball plus he's got nothing to prove anymore and doesnt care about jobbing in a fake movie
>>216532759he's so witty and cool and handsome!
>>216532732End of story!
I still cannot believe that he uses body doubles, not just for action scenes or stunts, but for walking up stairs, jogging, or running. He spent real money hiring a dude to WALK
LAWMAN was kino reality showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_dnw7uz6rY
>We're not in the timeline where Seagal was cast as Duke Togo in the major Hollywood adaptation of Golgo 13
>>216531919Bootleg 80s/70s movies were their first exposure to Western cinema in the 80s and 90s, and they were wildly popular because of their novelty.The first to reach that market were, off the top of my head, Steven Seagal, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pierre Richard and Gerard Depardieu, and they continue to be popular among the older generation.
Thank you OP-san. A fitting tribute to the greatest martial artist, actor and director who has ever lived. Steven
>>216532808And here you are, still walking up stairs like a pleb because you’re too poor to outsource that tedious cumbersome bullshit.
>>216532724cinematic kino
>>216531919>Why do the Russians like him?Because he's the only person in Hollywood willing to say "Hey maybe Russians aren't pieces of shit and we should be friends with them"?doesn't seem like rocket surgery to me
Steven Seagull
>>216532871He's Belarussian Cajun Native American Italian Japanese
>>216532759lmao
>>216532125My estimation of GSP as a man just fuckin plummeted.
>>216532874can you imagine how awesome it would be to get to be a kid who gets squibbed in an action movie tho
>>216532902>>216532922Beautiful
>>216532938Why did he punch the wall
Still got it!
>>216532699It tells me Tyson will do literally anything for a check
>>216532954how did he do this?
Now lets go kick some more ass dawg!
only a couple more
>>216532988Seagall-sama I fucking kneel
>>216532248Correct.
>>216533000kino
>>216532938the way he looks at tyson in this part lmao
That's it, my last Seagal Sensei webbum. If any anons have any more post them.
>>216533000....what?
>>216532988how did he pull this off?
>>216533035UNIT
His great contribution to musical history will never be forgotten. Me Wan Da Poonani indeed.
>>216531132Some stunt guy should do a shoot with him and just beat the shit out of him
>>216533035he looks like a one piece character
>>216532095nick mullen said this already, yes
$10 million or the chance to wait this table?
>>216532512me playing arc raiders
>>216532988So, I legit trained under a japanese sensei who did this kind of stuff. I never participated myself, it was for the "advanced classes". And everyone will immediately leap to say "fake". And of course I'm not disagreeing, but I've thought about it a lot and, building on what I've come to understand about people, mass delusions, and hysteria/hypnosis over the past 10 years of political and pandemic insanity, I think there's a bit more going on than that. When people say "fake", they usually mean "fully aware of what they're doing and willing to job and get themselves thrown intentionally to make sensei look good". I'm not so sure. I've learned people are remarkably controllable and manipulable animals and I think it's entirely possible these people BELIEVE they're being defeated by a master.Obviously, the big problem is this would NOT work on anyone who was not already a student. That's the big obvious reality check in "bullshido". But the question of, "are they intentionally trying to trick people" seems more nuanced to me.Regarding the sensei I studied under (just for fun, I was never any kind of true disciple of "the martial arts"), I truly believe he was a good and kind man. He had a daughter who had serious inoperable brain cancer and the whole family was in despair for a time. After nothing worked, he eventually turned to studying "reiki healing". Miraculously, she recovered (and I met her, she's cute, I didn't realize she was his daughter at first and I was disappointed to learn she was married, lol). Of course there could be any number of sound scientific medical reasons for her remission, but the point is I believe he was a true believer and that, somehow or other, this rubbed off on his students. There was never any grift with him; dues for his classes were always on the honor system, pay when you could. If you couldn't pay at all, that was fine too. Had a lot of fun in that class, did some japanese-style picnics too. Good times.
Reminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
ASMR before ASMR. I legit watch this on repeat sometimes, it gives me tingles down my spine.We need to bring back spicy latinas with slicked back hair and 90s neon pencil skirts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>>216533188If you're into old "ASMR", you might like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_UsDFypLgw
>>216533128
>>216532724I raughed
>>216533121>Miraculously, she recoveredThe placebo effect can be remarkable. I read a book called Witness to Witchcraft written by an American dentist who traveled the Amazon and Africa in the 50s. He noticed that witch doctors who were highly trusted (and sometimes feared) could put on a show of ''sucking'' out the disease and ''spitting'' it out as dirt, worms and insects (cleverly hidden in the shaman's robes), and the sick person would immediately feel like they were right as rain even if they sported open sores or had had serious food poisoning just moments before.
>>216532125You're never going to defeat a man this well trained in Chow mein
>>216532971Punani
>>216534000Is it possible to learn this punani?
>>216531132Sneedven has brought me too much joy over the years, anyone who hates him is a performative virtue signaling faggot. Also his first 5 movies are unironically absolute cinema especially Marked For Death.On Deadly Ground is my favorite comedy of all time, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing at several points.
>>216534026Only from the man himself
>>216532639Lmao tell me this is AI
>>216532608Filtered.
>>216532461>>216532125When you're retired from MMA or boxing and you're trying to make it as an actor, there are no small roles.
>>216532707The Fatrix
>>216532967Hambo
>>216531132I used to love seagull's movies when I was a kid.>the one where he's snatching birthdays>the one where he's going to the blood bank>I missed! I never miss.. It must be smaller than I thoughtk-k-kino
>>216534071He kills a bear too? Holy shit!
>>216534071holy kino, picked up
>>216531174Pork Chop Down
>>216531941Dessert Storm
>>216532512The Hill of Hamburgers
>>216532266Kek this is my fav
>>216532874>MOMMY MOMMY LOOK I'M ACTING
>>216531249try fatburger from now on
>>216531132why did the guy with the gun whos hand got cut off just stand there a few meters away from stefan and wait for him to draw his daikatana and then walk up to him when he could have just shot him at a distance? i don't get it
>>216532922Steve..... go easy on the carrots
>>216535310Seagal's gravitational pull dragged him in. He's like a black hole powered by aikido.
>>216532874>JC Denton arrives in Honk Kong.gif
>>216533035this guy needs to chill out with the black hair dye, jesus
>>216535493Kek
>>216532966hey, pigeons gotta eat
>>216532461you can barely tell Mike gets blacker and Steven gets skinnier when their backs are turned to the camera and that they're never on set at the same time, amazing cinematography
>>216531919>paper tiger army likes a paper tiger actorshocking
>>216533000powerset: DoA physics
>>216532695He's Jewish or is he? that's just one of the 20 ethnicities he claims to be
>Listening to podcast with Hollywood military consultant>Said got hired to help on Seagal film. Spent hours rehearsing with him, and when started rolling, Seagal completely disregarded the entire rehearsal and did his own thing impromptu.>Seagal wanted to watch Platoon on downtime between scenes. Seagal mentioned to him during the movie "That's how it was when I was over there."
>>216536772the editing in these movies is doing alot of heavy lifting making it look like these grampas are moving fast
>>216532235>ACK 0277
>>216537081I thank Seagal-sama for his service
>>216533121How is this not pasta!?
>>216533014Forrest Grump
