>I swear it's true, T. The medication the doctor gave me for my blood pressure fucked with my head. It made me want to babbedeeboo my rectum with a loaf of gabagool. But I'm fine now. Turns out, the gabagool got up my butthole cause I slipped in the shower.
[wins Emmy]
>>216531303he should have replaced himself with his straight twin Gino.
He sucked a security guards cock in public that's not something that comes only from medication
>>216531384I dunno it happens to me when I take my medicine (alcohol).
>>216531384You ought to know
>>216531303>healthiest boomer
>>216531384>I was giving the security guard mouth to mouth. He had a heart attack and I was resuscitating him. But then he came to and jerked back real hard and my mouth fell on his penis. His penis fell in my mouth when I was trying to save his life with firstaid. It happens all the time. Best to be safe than sorry. That's why I had my doctor give me all my medication in anal suppositories.
>>216531384What if he dropped his medication in the security guard's dick by accident? I mean, it's gotta go from there to his mouth somehow and you don't want to put your hands on another guy's baked ziti
>it's a joke t
>>216531303>do 1 days worth of real, normal work and hate it so much that you risk getting brutally murdered to avoid itI found this pretty funny. I liked in general how the show framed these losers as being comically lazy and that being one of their main motivations to live how they did; so they could sit in their shitty club and do nothing all day
>>216531505Carpentry was a step up from his no work where he sits in a lawn chair drinking Fanta all day long.
>>216531316That was obviously his intention but hilariously he wasn't even nominated.
>>216531505Being a wageslave is literal torture even as a normie. If you'd live a rich person or a gangster's lifestyle for 30 odd years it would be virtually impossible to stomach it.
>>216531505Literally this. Same happent with Blundetto too. They were hooked on easy money and the adrenaline of 'getting away with it'.
>>216531600Who the fuck wants to work a 9-5 for a pittance when you can sit around doing literally nothing for a wage in addition to making tens of thousands a week hustling in your off hours while partying all night long.
I have this hanging in my laundry room.I’ve been thinking about getting this one:https://samevansart.bigcartel.com/product/my-arch-nemesis-original-painting
>>216531647People who aren't demonic sociopaths content on earning a living by exploiting and stealing from others
>>216531659Clean your machine you rat.
>>216531660You'd do something different if you had balls.
>>216531384IT. WAS. A. JOKE.
>>216531670I could start scamming and frauding online today with 0 chance of getting caught but I don't cause it's evil
>>216531668Wife’s job.I keep that painting up to keep her in check. No secret stash on my watch.
>>216531647Pretty much one part of Tony's arc touches how its not 'worth it'; and everyone wanted their kid to not be part of the game. Even Tony tried to get out but he enjoyed it and the risks too much.
>>216531681It's also not particularly lucrative and you also don't have friends with which to enjoy a mobster's lifestyle.
>>216531647>your best friend of fifteen years calls another guy spaghetti sauce or something>you are ordered to whack him for talking shit to the wrong guy>but the food
>>216531505he's just like me
>>216531692You're acting as if every job doesn't have downsides.
>>216531670>>216531691>>216531706you're presumably an adult male, how can this level of infantile trolling be amusing to you? i'll never get it
>>216531718>i'll never get itSo why are you here? Find a lot of stimulating adult conversations in other threads?
>>216531706actually now that I think about it, occasionally murdering co-workers would probably be cathartic. Plus my mafia wife will make me insanely carb-dense italian foods and I get to suck off gay security guards.
>>216531734this threads perfectly fine minus you acting like a retarded buffoon
>>216531752If you say so, champ.
>>216531384Not true. It happened to me but with my cholesterol meds. I sucked the cock
Who had the better suck scene? The Sopranos or The Shield?
Guys, please stop.
>>216531798i never watched the shield but police corruption is based and cool
>>216531384he dropped some gabbagool on the floor of the car
>>216532105vito was "grapefruiting" that guy but with gabagool and provolone - italian style
>>216531303i once tried to kiss my psychiatrist and she got me arrested. i swear that bitch digs me tho shieet
>>216532696I told my psychiatrist I masturbated to her and she got all offended. Maybe don't wear such short skirts slut?
>>216531686wow anon you seem like a real badass, like the characters on the hit series The Sopranos :)
>>216531384I took Tylenol once and it made me a cock fiend, true story
>>216531480Where did Vito hide his fetish gear?
>>216532890Up his ass, behind the gabagool and provolone.
>>216533471You're on a roll
>I'm not a fag, it was my gut biome. It was the kefir I was on
>>216532830>I told my psychiatrist I masturbated to her and she got all offended. Know your place, headcase.
>>216531815There's that puerto rican huuuore I was telling you about
>>216531303>Alright, alright... I'll give you a pass. But in addition to kicking your points up to me, I get first taste of your ass gabagool.
I’m medicated now I’ll prove it
>>216531384It is. My father, god rest his soul, had the same condition
Those pancakes look delicious No wonder he turned gay
>>216533754That fat fanook has no right to wear an Irish hat
>made guy>made gay>mad gayThe clues were there all along 2bh
>>216531384He was there, it was a joke
